Just call in sick with diarrhea always works:drink:

their are some great lines from that movie....

"Grow up Peter Pan come on Count Drakula":evilb:

Ol' T-Bone is the prankster today.....Somebody must have slept at a Holiday-Inn last night! :D

Refrence lost by younger viewers......

My boat is not going to be put back together. I decided to cut the hull in half and build a large bar in my barn.

I have a bar I will trade you straight up for your junk:evilb:

negative, as of this point the Trouble Maker is off of the market. I'm keeping the faith in my old girl ,that she is going to make me happy this summer.


(please refrain from any girlfriend related comments)

Good job joe. Way to be a team player.

I would use the ramp in my hood if the engines were in, but not until.

Never heard of a penius before. ???:evilb:

Mush Mouth, if your using a penis pump to run that rig we should have nothing to worry about.

their is a penis behind the wheel for sure

Big **** actually

Engines go to dyno tomorrow. Fingers crossed for sure.

damn:eek:

Don't throw those hateful comments around. I shure hope I wasn't drunk when I adjusted those rockers on your motor.

don't forget oil!:D

Yeah, what happened to your guy? he has dissapeared off the face of the earth. I had to find a new guy.

Can't depend on those coldspring people.

It sounds like the Trouble Maker can't either.....:evilb:

This guy claims he built an 1100 hp monster last week.

I told him I had a couple of go cart motors.

Yea,, Im there,,, As far as my job, I decided,, Im not quitting,, Im just not going to go anymore. :evilb:

Its up to you now tom,, My real plan is to leave for lunch,, and just never come back, :drink:

I used to do that all the time when I was still selling cars. I always got caught though.

Its about time. :evilb: congrats on making the correct decision. :evilb:

I told you, you have to nail that dyno guy down or he'll disappear. That place was one person short of a Jerry Springer episode. All dyno guys are pros at everything.....You'll probably fit in well.:evilb:

Joe, The jick in coldspring didn't build my engines, he just diizynoed them for me.

You need to get a job at joewick homes,, they are pretty lenient. :evilb:

Cool... Just a warning for Lefty, jeff, big a , etc... I will no longer be providing 3 gallons of crown a week for your bad habbits so please check your bottle with the captain at the door; it will be the pass on to the Islander.:cool:

10-1 says the Smooth Operater, aka do over, aka mulligan, aka redo will not get wet until Sunday.

There's where you screwed up......guys in Coldspring can't build boat motors! Now if it was a chain saw, log splitter or a John Deere tractor that's a whole different story! :D

DAMN SOOOOO much brotherly love 'round here! I got faith in Tom... wait what were the odds again???:evilb: Boy! I'm glad I drink Jack......He's really cracking down on all you Crown drinkers!

Then who put the oil cooler hoses on backwards and made you blow the last one??????????:confused: :D

You forgot potatoe gun

Only in Deer season, or Martin Luther King Day !:D

thanks lefty

joe i dont drink crown in the summer

Tbone, chadwick and bigandywick homes can take off whenever if you want someone to ride with you

My oil cooler hoses were on correctly. Stop listening to Blackwood.

OUCH :eek:

:D :D

Here's what happened all because of a ****ty Volvo manifold.

Port #6, on my ****ty volvo manifold, leaked enough water through my exhaust valve and in to cylinder #6 to make it difficult for my piston to compress. This difficulty fried my connecting rod bearing (creating friction, creating hot oil temps) which in turn fried my crank and pretty much everything else on the lower end, including my nuts.

And thank you for bringing up painful memories.

no problem.......:p

Who's hiring? I've got to quit this deadbeet job.

I just had a 20 year old female from Porter with three kids tell me how she thought her house should be built.:mad:

YOU SHOULD HAVE HANDED HER A CARDBOARD BOX AND SAID GOOD LUCK.:drink:

I hear Chadwick homes is looking for a good man.....:rolleyes:

Or you could start the Ztluts custom buiders....