What, are you so despreate to actually take a boat out of the ICW that you are a tour guuide now?

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=191904

a little slow today.....

Whats the rumor Andy stabed motors last night?

If you reside in South Florida, especially near the Everglades, you never know what species of animal, reptile or man-eating plant may decide to visit your abode. The county has already removed over 90 pythons of various sizes, from the glades, one that expired attempting to swallow an 7 foot alligator

A buddy of mine awoke one Sunday morning to find, of all things, a gorilla on his roof. There had been a gypsy circus in the vicinity and it might have escaped from them. One year an elephant got away and was running loose in the Glades for weeks.

Anyways to rid himself of the intruder, before it's presense was discovered by the local school children, he looked in the telephone yellow pages for a Great White Hunter or something, any manner of help. And sure enough, he was relieved to find there was an ad for 'Jack's Animal Trapping and Removal,' He called the number, related his problem and was assured that Jack himself will be over in 30 minutes.

The animal/gorilla remover arrived, and got out of his van, from which he quickly extracted a ladder, baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean looking old pit bull, straining against a steel chain leash.

'What are you going to do', we asked?

'I'm going to put this ladder up against the house, then I'm going to go up on the roof and try to knock the gorilla off the roof with the baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to go after his testicles, bite them hard and not let go. The gorilla should then soon be subdued enough for us to get him in a cage in the back of the van.'

So our boy positions the ladder, gets the bat and the shotgun and approaches the ladder. As he gets to the base of the ladder, he asks my buddy to steady it and hands the shotgun to me.

'What's the shotgun for?' I asked.

'If the gorilla knocks me off the roof first, don't hesitate, shoot the dog!'

With a fork?

Actually they called late last night looking for a couple bolts to finish one of them up. I don't know if they got stabbed though or not.

You should ask your tennant. You know you will get a factuall and un opinionated answer to your inquiry

Just showing a fellow boater around a real lake:drink: Real cool guy.You could learn a few things from him on engine building:food-smiley-007: he ha one bad azz race car.

Yes, We put the engines in Andy's Sutphen. I wouldn't really call it stabbing them because they both have drive shafts so you just set them in. Besides, the damn engine compartment is so big in there you can lay down and stretch out. It was a nice change from the mini Sutphen.

Dont forget we got the cobalt running toooooo.

thanks for your help, see you on the lake tomorrow. hope you didnt get in to much trouble with megan, tell her i am sorry she didnt get to go out on the boat today.... good news is, i dont have to work tomorrow and i get to go out and i will swim a lap for her too :)

You all take it in the can. This sucks down here.

Here is a decent deal though

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Boats...3756.m14.l1308

Good deal on a Trojan

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Boats...3756.m14.l1318

who the hell would put a radar arch like that on a boat ?:evilb::evilb::evilb: somebody buy it, or buy mine for 5 times as much. I am stuck in the airport in bored off of my arse

Since I am sure you packed your knee pads, why don't you go hang out in the men's room and make some extra cash to finish the boat. :eek::evilb::party-smiley-004:

This is the best outfit ever. As if she needs any more reason for us to stare at her boobies.:eek:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Boats...3756.m14.l1318

I remember when Lefty had a boat just like this.

thats awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

which one of you guys is the? the 30 scarab in the background is also for sale in the boats section
http://houston.craigslist.org/rvs/772021987.html
Ernie

Here is a cool old boat :D

:cool:Couple more

Who was looking for 28's?

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=189888

HolyyyShyttt,, Those muthaf*%$ers#! almost killed me,, Joe Boatmannn and heath should be arriving back in houston shortly,, they have definently been practicing their drinking skills,, We ended the night at 4am drinking Fruit punch and liquid draino,, whats better than bars letting you drink past 4 am? Bars letting you take the drinks home "togo" ,, We had a great time,, I wish the rest of you could have made it,, but donttt worrryyy,, the first fish has not been caught yet,, so theres still time,, :rolleyes: :evilb:

Ernie, That Scarab belongs to Stan Schultz who is one of our club members here on Conroe. Very nice guy, if you're interested in his truck he is a straight shooter.

Is he trying to sell his scarab?

How much is it?

I bet you guys spent more time fishing a beer can out of the cooler than you did with a hok in the water. :ernaehrung004:

I heard it was a good time. I should have come over there instead of waisting time down here.

You guys interested in getting a group of Topps members together on Thursday or Friday for a lunch run @ Destin? I know that may be a little early, but let me know and I will get with some of the Clear Lake Topps people.

this is what I think is going on, on the man cruise


The title of this is "We didn't catch chit, who cares"

They were probably wearing mankinies also. :evilb:

"Fat guy in a little coat Richard, Fat guy in a little coooaaatt!!! Fat guy in a little cooaaaaaat.":drink::evilb::D

Seriously, the boat looked good.

It looks faster than the rum runner :eek:

BIP :evilb:

that is money.....it looks like colter riding a 50cc :party-smiley-004:

uh oh, time to fix up the villain and do some river bashin !!! Imagin all the new girls bigandy could tell his stories to, lol. :drink::drink:

:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:

yes it does

where are the pics of Smooth towing it in?

Tom has a broken down boat scanner on smooth now so he can get dibs on getting pictures of himself towing someone in.

Not sure how to feel about that.

apparently that didnt happen if there are no pics

and wade you are fired from takin pics. you cut off the rooster tail....

THese would be awesome.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/_Boat...3756.m14.l1308

wade

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/_Boat...3756.m14.l1318

ok Earnie