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jeff1000man 11-24-2011 08:50 AM

Buy you boy coule sell his wife, child and mother and still never beat out bigandy for ebay sales during the rasberry vodka year. :coolcowboy:


Happy day you turkeys. :bigbird:

I have seen first hand that there is a new sherriff on Lake Conroe in the V Hull dept. :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 11-24-2011 08:51 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3556136)
What is in store for the B.S.Thread winter edition???:

-Mush mouth will still be full of chit.

-TBoners reggie starter kit will turn into a full blown expert chain/hair piece collection. (we won't notice because it is hiding in his gorilla chest hair).

-We will never find out what Biggayandy is hiding in his beardo?

-Will TXlefty and Waylands boats sink up to the rims in Stroman's yard due to lack of use?

-Roper will soon be Lake Conroe mafioso because he has the only usable ramp. Although he won't get to ever use it because he will be too busy.

-I may finally finish my boat just so I can buy another one and rip it apart within the first month. (who am I kidding, I won't see another boat for many years)

-Joew will be the only guy at Inland partying on a boat sitting on tires with full winter gear on singing drunkin irish whiskey songs and making vroom noises. (Joe, if you fall overboard then, it may hurt, word of caution)

- ByuBoy will sell everything he owns on ebay including his old lady so he can get the award for most monthly online sales. He will live in the Scarab for awhile.

-Kamron will live in the other side of Byu's scarab.

-Trojanman will pull the rest of his hair out tryng to find the perfect prop for the banananananan. Which will never happen because the banana keeps it real. He will ask Byu to list his ole lady on ebay as well.

-Lake conroe TOPPs will no longer be a boating club and become the patron club of off roading, shooting things, and blowin' stuff up. It's membership will quadruple.

-SPK1 will be shot by his ole lady for trying to get Byu to list her as a package deal with the others. AND....for buying every good boat deal in south florida.

-If I missed anyone, don't feel bad, I only missed you because you suck!:evilb:

WHAT DID THE FIVE FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE........SLAP!!!!!!!!!!

Have a Happy Thanksgiving Biatches!!!!!

You forgot about Cornbread

Trojan-man 11-24-2011 10:20 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3556640)
You forgot about Cornbread

Cornbread will be at Mickeys every morning and evening for breakfast and dinner, and will be at the sushi place every day at 12:00 noon for his sushi enema. Other than that, his wearabouts will be unknown :party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 11-24-2011 10:22 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3554479)
It was good to get out on the water again. Nice and smooth though . No airing out the Banananananana. :(

I think you monkeys have aired out the banana enough !!:boat::boat::violent040:

spk1 11-24-2011 05:53 PM

Happy ThanksGiving You Jive Azz Turkeys!!:coolcowboy:

wstultz 11-24-2011 06:00 PM

Damn. I did forget cornbread. Probably because this winter he will either disappear to Alaska or to some remote location in Texas with a gun and a care package from Mickey.

wstultz 11-24-2011 06:02 PM

"It ain't cool being no jive ass turkey so close to thanksgiving!"

......."YEAH!"

tomtbone1993 11-25-2011 11:34 PM

Only in Texas...


http://www.click2houston.com/news/Wo...u/-/index.html

tomtbone1993 11-25-2011 11:35 PM

Here is one for special K


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzlg3...e_gdata_player

jeff1000man 11-26-2011 09:15 AM

I get into town at 2am, and by dawn, I bring the rain. :coolcowboy:

If he comes near me, i'll put him in the wall.

Let me out of the car cole, let me out of the car.

Trojan-man 11-26-2011 11:54 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3557588)

:evilb::evilb::evilb: nice !!! hahahaha that is some funny chit

tomtbone1993 11-26-2011 04:47 PM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...ing-trade.html

tomtbone1993 11-26-2011 04:53 PM

gotta love Texas....

http://www.click2houston.com/news/Cu...6/-/index.html

wstultz 11-27-2011 12:54 AM

Hells yeah!. More proof that guns save lives and property. Take our legal guns away and theives will have a field day.

Trojan-man 11-27-2011 09:52 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3558141)
Hells yeah!. More proof that guns save lives and property. Take our legal guns away and theives will have a field day.


nobody will ever take our guns away, that is political crap to distract us from really important political issues that politicians dont want to talk about. Thats my opinion, and my other opinion is that loud guns and loud pipes both save lives :drink::drink:

wstultz 11-27-2011 12:40 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3558250)
nobody will ever take our guns away, that is political crap to distract us from really important political issues that politicians dont want to talk about. Thats my opinion, and my other opinion is that loud guns and loud pipes both save lives :drink::drink:

Roger that. No one will be taking my guns. Or my pipes. :)

jeff1000man 11-28-2011 06:25 PM

Sweet lake boat if the wter ever comes back.

I could be wrong, but it looks like the lake went down more yesterday even afeter all that rain.

Are they still letting water out?

How do you check those stats Boatman?

boatman22 11-29-2011 06:13 AM

Lake Conroe last 7 days:

http://waterdata.usgs.gov/tx/nwis/uv?site_no=08067600

boatman22 11-29-2011 06:17 AM

Check out the lake % of full....Lake Houston is 95% full and the city of Houston is selling water to other municipalities.:bsflag:

http://wiid.twdb.state.tx.us/ims/res...lakeStatus.asp

jeff1000man 11-29-2011 07:02 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3559622)
Check out the lake % of full....Lake Houston is 95% full and the city of Houston is selling water to other municipalities.:bsflag:

http://wiid.twdb.state.tx.us/ims/res...lakeStatus.asp

It would seem that if they would just close the dam, A rain like we just had every other week would probably fill us back up by summer and then they could have water again to take. :bsflag:

jeff1000man 11-29-2011 09:56 AM

I dont know if there is any meat on it, but i chunked you a bone boatman

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/b...cash-hand.html

tomtbone1993 11-29-2011 04:48 PM

LAKE CONROE – Recent legal and financial activity involving Lake Conroe’s largest resort complex could signal a change in ownership or the first steps in foreclosure proceedings.

Documents acquired by The Courier indicate La Torretta Lake Resort is in default under terms of its deed of trust issued June 2007 in the terms of payment of debt secured by the property.

The action, filed Sept. 14, names Dallas attorney Wyatt Maxwell of Perkins Cole as substitute trustee, with Barclays Capital Real Estate as the beneficiary.

The default notification can be the first step taken by a lender to foreclose on a property, or merely be part of a financial restructuring that will have little or no effect to the property itself, said real estate attorney Dave Stevens, president of Texas Homeland Title.

“Either way, it’s unlikely there would be any immediate impact on the property level in terms of day-to-day operations,” he said. “It’s in everyone’s best interest for the property to continue to operate.”

What the filing means specifically for the future of the more than 300 staff and management personnel working at La Torretta is uncertain. Rudy Sharp, managing director of the property, declined comment, as did representatives from Noble House, the hotel management company responsible for operations at La Torretta.

Calls to Ronnie Ben-Zur, CEO of French Quarter Holdings Inc., the owner and developer of La Torretta, were not returned as of press time.

Financial uncertainty has been an ongoing challenge for the upscale resort complex consisting of a 300-room guest tower, meetings space, tennis facility, 18-hole golf course, water park and multiple food and beverage outlets.

A consortium of banks foreclosed on original Del Lago developer Judd Kassuba in 1986. The property closed in 2007 before it was purchased by French Quarter VIII. It reopened in November 2008 following a $130 million property-wide renovation.

The resort is up to date on its Montgomery County property taxes, Tax Assessor and Collector J.R. Moore said. The 2012 preliminary valuation for the hotel site is $10.15 million, according to the Montgomery County Appraisal District website.

“Although this (default) isn’t really shocking to me, it’s disappointing to see this happen again to the hotel,” Andrea Fahrenthold, with the AMF Appraisal Group in Montgomery, wrote in an email to The Courier. “My son and I have walked through the property and even though most of it is nicely renovated, other parts aren’t.”

What, if any, impact the default notice may have is uncertain. Maxwell confirmed his appointment as substitute trustee, but declined to comment on current or future plans for the resort complex or his role in the default proceedings.

“In a situation like this, the trustee is responsible for carrying out the instructions of the lender,” Stevens said. “He is not going to be involved in day-to-day operations or be involved with creditors.”

So far, activities at La Torretta have not been impacted by the default filing, said Al Luciano, director of sales and marketing.

“It’s business as usual at La Torretta,” he said. “This situation has not impacted the resort in any way.”

In a default situation, the lender and property owner will often work together to arrange a “seamless” and mutually beneficial resolution to the situation, Stevens said.

“That can mean bringing the finances up to date or an agreeable restructuring of the finances,” he said. “If not, it can mean a foreclosure on the borrower and a sale of the asset.”

wstultz 11-29-2011 09:14 PM

In other words, this is what happens when you take a water front resort and trash the marina then $hit on the locals that want to help it be successful.

tomtbone1993 11-29-2011 11:05 PM

that about sums it up....

tomtbone1993 11-29-2011 11:19 PM

another local bucket listed...

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o42954-en.html

tomtbone1993 11-30-2011 10:21 AM

this sucks.....this guys steaks were good...so what if he is a gangster....I wonder how long it took the TABC to relize he was not a local Texan....

LAKE CONROE — The chef of two popular restaurants near Lake Conroe remains in jail after an investigation by local and federal law enforcement allegedly revealed firearms at the businesses.

Dine “Dino” Rraci, 48, was taken into custody on the evening of Nov. 22, for allegedly smuggling three or more firearms, a second-degree felony. He was also arrested for the unlawful possession of a firearm by a felon, a third-degree felony according to the arrest record obtained by The Courier though the Freedom of Information Act.

According to Rraci’s attorney, Steve Jackson of Conroe, members of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms — as well as deputies with the Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office — entered the Bistro Italiano & Rex Steakhouse on Nov. 22. It was then Deputy D. Everton, of the MCSO K-9 Unit allegedly found Rraci in possession of two loaded semi-automatic pistols along with 1,700 rounds of ammunition, according to the arrest record.

The investigation also found several other firearm boxes in the restaurants, hidden in trash cans and food pots, the arrest record allegedly states.

Jackson said the issues with the firearms represent “extenuating circumstances,” and that to regard Rraci as a convicted felon “may not be a correct statement as far as state law is concerned.”

Rraci was arrested and transported to the Montgomery County jail without incident, Everton stated on his arrest record.

While bond was set at $100,000 for each firearm charge, Rraci, a native of Yugoslavia now known as Kosovo, has remained in jail with no bond by Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Jackson said he expects his client to obtain an immigration bond “real soon.”

Listed with a Conroe mailing address for his home, Rraci has been a “model citizen” since he started operating the Bistro Italiano & Rex Steakhouse on west Texas 105 not far from the Lake Conroe Dam in January 2011, Jackson said.

On his website “Chef Dino,” Rraci touts his 25 years of experience as a top-rated chef, and that he “brings an innovative flair in nuance and flavor combinations to his signature dishes, delivering every aspect of professionalism to his customers, as learned in five-star rated kitchens of Europe, New York and New Jersey.”

jeff1000man 11-30-2011 10:35 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3560615)
this sucks.....this guys steaks were good...so what if he is a gangster....I wonder how long it took the TABC to relize he was not a local Texan....

LAKE CONROE — The chef of two popular restaurants near Lake Conroe remains in jail after an investigation by local and federal law enforcement allegedly revealed firearms at the businesses.

Dine “Dino” Rraci, 48, was taken into custody on the evening of Nov. 22, for allegedly smuggling three or more firearms, a second-degree felony. He was also arrested for the unlawful possession of a firearm by a felon, a third-degree felony according to the arrest record obtained by The Courier though the Freedom of Information Act.

According to Rraci’s attorney, Steve Jackson of Conroe, members of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms — as well as deputies with the Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office — entered the Bistro Italiano & Rex Steakhouse on Nov. 22. It was then Deputy D. Everton, of the MCSO K-9 Unit allegedly found Rraci in possession of two loaded semi-automatic pistols along with 1,700 rounds of ammunition, according to the arrest record.

The investigation also found several other firearm boxes in the restaurants, hidden in trash cans and food pots, the arrest record allegedly states.

Jackson said the issues with the firearms represent “extenuating circumstances,” and that to regard Rraci as a convicted felon “may not be a correct statement as far as state law is concerned.”

Rraci was arrested and transported to the Montgomery County jail without incident, Everton stated on his arrest record.

While bond was set at $100,000 for each firearm charge, Rraci, a native of Yugoslavia now known as Kosovo, has remained in jail with no bond by Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Jackson said he expects his client to obtain an immigration bond “real soon.”

Listed with a Conroe mailing address for his home, Rraci has been a “model citizen” since he started operating the Bistro Italiano & Rex Steakhouse on west Texas 105 not far from the Lake Conroe Dam in January 2011, Jackson said.

On his website “Chef Dino,” Rraci touts his 25 years of experience as a top-rated chef, and that he “brings an innovative flair in nuance and flavor combinations to his signature dishes, delivering every aspect of professionalism to his customers, as learned in five-star rated kitchens of Europe, New York and New Jersey.”

Used to eat lunch at the Italian joint with Trojan Man, it was good stuff.

Guess the rent was to high there.

wstultz 11-30-2011 10:40 AM

I heard about that last week. Wish I would have known earlier. Could have gone in for some good eats and made some good deals on firearms.:lolhit:

jeff1000man 11-30-2011 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3560632)
I heard about that last week. Wish I would have known earlier. Could have gone in for some good eats and made some good deals on firearms.:lolhit:

I didnt realize there was so much square footage back there in the meat locker :party-smiley-004:

wstultz 11-30-2011 11:06 AM

Is that Chad with hair buying some guns?:lolhit:

tomtbone1993 11-30-2011 04:26 PM

Filed Wed, Nov 30, 2011 by Scott Engle
Local / Area News

The Montgomery County District Attorney’s Office issued arrest warrants on Wednesday for two men involved in the now infamous Woodlands Parkway Thanksgiving Day street racing incident that was recorded on a cellphone then posted online where it went viral.

Roy Wayne Bowden and Brian Andrew Herbert are charged with Racing On Highway Causing Bodily Injury, with bond recommendation set at $30,000 for each.

The video, posted on YouTube, was titled "Two Turkeys on Thanksgiving Wrecking their Corvettes in The Woodlands," and had over a million hits in only a few days. Bystander Gerod Rush noticed Bowden and Herbert revving their engines at the intersection of Woodlands Parkway and Montfair and he recorded the race and crash with his smart phone.

The video shows a child on a bicycle and an adult crossing the intersection before the light changes to green and the real action begins. The two Corvettes screech their tires as they fly through the intersection. One of the Vettes then goes out of control colliding with the other, landing both in the tree-lined median.

Herbert, whose license was suspended at the time of the crash, was transported by EMS to an area hospital complaining of leg pain and dizziness, but was not seriously injured. At the time of the crash, both denied to authorities they were racing.

As of this writing, neither has been arrested.

One Response to “breaking news-warrants issued for woodlands corvette race/crash”

joew. 12-01-2011 07:25 AM

I hear they are closing the dam or closed it last night. Now we just need a chit load of rain to the North!

jeff1000man 12-01-2011 07:36 PM

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I leave for Utah in the morning and I'm taking the dually. Who wants to go to Clear Lake and pick up my new ride?

It's not ready for delivery until tomorrow.

wstultz 12-02-2011 08:28 PM

Anything going on tonight?

spk1 12-03-2011 01:04 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3562869)
Anything going on tonight?

I think Bed Bath and Beyond is open Late tonight.

spk1 12-03-2011 01:05 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/one-o...item3cbf433834

I dont know how many times over the years I passed by this rig on Nasa 1.

spk1 12-03-2011 01:23 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Spect...item336e73790d

spk1 12-03-2011 01:24 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Smoki...item1e68ee6f1f

smokin!

spk1 12-03-2011 02:05 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO7p1...layer_embedded

Here ya go wade!

jeff1000man 12-03-2011 09:39 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3563064)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/one-o...item3cbf433834

I dont know how many times over the years I passed by this rig on Nasa 1.

keep passing it up:grinser010:


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