rehired and a phone call saying get your arse over here and fix this chit you f'd up are very similar but not the same

Since you can't be fired from the Army, I guess you only actually hear the later of the 2 conversations. :evilb:

I saw an army chopper flying low over pappas a little while ago. I thought maybe you were on a shakedown run and were stopping in for a cold beverage, and to tell the little girls, "hey, yeah, that's my chopper over there." :drink:

I don't do shakedown runs, if you saw some of the idiots we had working out here you wouldn't even stand under one while it was flying for fear of it falling on you, thats why I get paid to inspect them before they can fly

Sounds like you are doing a good job inspecting them if you are afraid to stand under them. I need that job. Yep looks good?

Anybody with any balls will make this trip this weekend....place to stay plenty of room on the boats....it will be a great weekend rain or shine:):)

You biatches have fun and be safe.

You guys have fun. There is always next year

We are south of h-town....boatman is about 4 hours in front of us.

Two monkeys and a b!atch transportaion is rollin.......


T-Bone

Drive safe. We know you are going to hae a great time.

You should change the name to

Two monkies, a biatch and 12 cases of TAAKA transportation is rollin.

who is the biatch ??? lol:evilb::party-smiley-004:

One of the monkeys I am sure.

Kelly ,BigAndy and I are riding together.....Boatman left in before us...he has to beat the sun to bed...something about his biological clock and being Indian....

I can't confirm this but i heard rumor boatman is wearing Depends so he does not have to stop and pee....

Do they make those in Mankini style? :evilb::evilb:

Are you guys stopping at Biloxi tonight for a little casino action?

We decided to go straight to Destin...Boatman aka "man that sleeps with sun" should be there around 7:00. We just got out of Baton Rouge

Just pulled into Misisisisispipipipi...Its nice to be out of that last crappy state

driving in some nasty rain, lighting, and wind:mad: just pulled into Florida

I'm on my 2nd Crown...been at the Tequila Townhouse for about an hour.....suck to still be driving.......:grinser010:

No blow-outs no flats, no brgs going bad...boat stayed on trailer...life is good......:ernaehrung004:

Congrats. Glad to hear you made it ok.

i like boys!!

Glad i have my own room...

next

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...91#post2652491

Dont want you guys to feel left out...... this is were the COOL kids will be posting this week but we will be back on tuesday!!!

Oh, and no posting on that thread unless your old ladies is letting you have your sack for the weekend and you are coming over!!! Which i highly recommend as this place is awesome!! GET SOME!!!

( Get some... that is the new phrase for the weekend cause boatman farts like a .50CAL!!! )

HOW DO YOU SHOOT WOMEN AND CHILDREN?????????????

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S06nIz4scvI[/YOUTUBE]

You guys are gone?

Anyone want to make a road trip to Arkansas??? Since I decided not to go to Destin I figured w/ the extra money I would get a couple of waverunners:drink: Truck leaves mid day on Friday. :ernaehrung004:

just talked to rob, he's in destin and he said it is and has been raining its arse off, hope it clears for you guys:drink:

you need to put a crane on the islander and mount those skis right on the bow

I was thinking a swim platform that lowers into the water like the new sea rays and many others. Surelly I can find one on ebay:evilb:

Wish you guys were here!!!!!!!!!!!!! To bad you are all busy taking it in the can!!!!!! Went to the store to grab a few things, Topps conroe gonna have a bad reputation when this house leaves here, 10 am and everyone already has a drink. ( some of us have had twoooo )

Andy, it looks like you have enough to drink but what's everyone else going to have?

Thanks Andy for buying the only plastic bottle. Real classy:evilb:

No the ketel one is mine, i am on vacation biatch!!! We bought the plastic for the boats!!! But we might make a run to Arkansas to get some mopeds for OUR girlfriends too, and then have Gregory Performance work them over because thats alot better then the biggest Poker run in North America.....

Dont speed, you aint got no drivers license.... are you even allowed to leave the state???? :food-smiley-007:

Oh, but if you decide to make a road trip with some balls to it and come out here, bring your floaties because the pool at this house is awesome!! Ropers cookin steaks outside right now and Kelly's makin margaritas while tom and i put the props on smooth... gonna go get some of that apache water thats kickin in a little while... i am out. :ernaehrung004:

Please do not post anymore since you are having so much fun.:drink: Put the computer down and live it up.

I bet it is a real blast with three old azz couples:rolleyes:

I do have a license and when you get back I will also have three more boats then you do that RUN. Drink your Takka and jump back and forth on the two boats when ever the gas gauge gets low, we all now how you work:evilb: Hey maybe next weekend you can all go to home depo together....just an idea:food-smiley-007:

Oh you can, and don't call me Shirley :drink::drink:

Shirley bring those trim rams

what rams?

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop snifin glue. :grinser010:

OK The Iowa state fair is like the rodeo and Montgomery county fair combined an then multiplied by 14.

If there is a hobby out there that u havn't heard of, it is probably been invented here.

Lots of weird stuff.

100,000 people all stacked into 200 acres at the same time.

Had to come back to the hotel for a conference call for work, but I am going back out there in a little while to start sampling more of the beers.

Trim ram cylinders