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Trojan-man 05-08-2008 01:03 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2550874)
I just bailed "CrapShoot" out of jail! She's very happy to see sunlight! Hopefuly have her back in the water tomorrow! :party-smiley-004:

Thats good news man !! Glad to have her back !! :party-smiley-004:

BoatBIATCH 05-08-2008 07:11 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2551482)
what type is the boat ?? Most of the time if the boat is purposing you have the drives to far out for the speed, when you run the boat hard the trim is set correctly for the speed.

Thats just my opinion, jeffman will correct me with eleventy explanations of the congruency of the x factor combined with the hook of the hull to determine the V factor =highest speed

depending on who set the boat up, your outdrives might need to be switched also, seen that cause a lot of turmoil at about 60 and below

bigandy 05-08-2008 07:26 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2551570)
depending on who set the boat up, your outdrives might need to be switched also, seen that cause a lot of turmoil at about 60 and below

i understand you are new so i will take it easy....

we dont actually give real information in this thread, we give math and equations with numbers like "eleventy" and terms like "congruency of the hook factor"

and unless i missed a meeting we dont respond to Ernie's posts, we are nice but we pretend it is not happening and just hope it ends very soon, much like the young asians that jeff pays for sex.

joew. 05-08-2008 08:25 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2551589)
i understand you are new so i will take it easy....

we dont actually give real information in this thread, we give math and equations with numbers like "eleventy" and terms like "congruency of the hook factor"

and unless i missed a meeting we dont respond to Ernie's posts, we are nice but we pretend it is not happening and just hope it ends very soon, much like the young asians that jeff pays for sex.

Awesome!!! It is going to hit 90 today. Who wants to be the first to pick up golf balls this year???????? The Mainship will be leaving port this afternoon.:D

Welcome Thomas, be carefull with this site I have had four jobs since I started:evilb:

The rest of you take it in the can, and lick my hairy hacky sack:hitfan:

BoatBIATCH 05-08-2008 08:32 AM

i work for the govt... not to easy to get fired, but ill do my best

BoatBIATCH 05-08-2008 08:44 AM

explain to me what a "BIP" is?

On Time 05-08-2008 09:12 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2551685)
explain to me what a "BIP" is?

OK Here goes...

BY U BOY 05-08-2008 09:20 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2551685)
explain to me what a "BIP" is?

Welcome to the circus.:D

A bip is well its like this....:party-smiley-004:

BoatBIATCH 05-08-2008 09:25 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2551740)
OK Here goes...

I now have about as much insight into this, as Tbone had gas in his tanks

BY U BOY 05-08-2008 09:43 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2551750)
I now have about as much insight into this, as Tbone had gas in his tanks

BIP:D

jeff1000man 05-08-2008 10:12 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2551750)
I now have about as much insight into this, as Tbone had gas in his tanks

3 BIP's in 8 posts. THis guy is on fire. Not sure how long we can keep him around before our personal self esteem is lower than Bigandy's without a vodka bottle in his hand. :party-smiley-004:

And yes, please don't comment on Ernie's posts :evilb:
- Just kidding dude.

BY U BOY 05-08-2008 10:14 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2551813)
3 BIP's in 8 posts. THis guy is on fire. Not sure how long we can keep him around before our personal self esteem is lower than Bigandy's without a vodka bottle in his hand. :party-smiley-004:

And yes, please don't comment on Ernie's posts :evilb:
- Just kidding dude.

Ernie's not bad seems like a real nice guy. We meet him At the shootout, his step dad is a freakin trip.:D

jeff1000man 05-08-2008 10:16 AM


Originally Posted by TopSpin80 (Post 2551053)
I bought a GPS speedometer and am installing it on Friday, my stepdad is sick, but maybe he'll be better by the weekend. We are looking for a place around here to buy pirelli flooring, does anyone know where, or do we have to order it? We really need indicators, the boat porpuses badly in calm water, but acts really good in a slight chop.

What do you guys set your tabs and drives at in the calm (Lake)? And more importantly what should they be set at? running hard the boat is fine, it only porpuses at cruising speeds and rpms (3000-4000)

It will stop porposing if you just leave it on the trailer. :cool-smiley-011::D:D:hitfan:

BY U BOY 05-08-2008 10:31 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2551821)
It will stop porposing if you just leave it on the trailer. :cool-smiley-011::D:D:hitfan:

Ernie add some weight to the bow and see what happens.
Also check the hull for a rocker.

On Time 05-08-2008 10:36 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2551821)
It will stop porposing if you just leave it on the trailer

Double BIP

On Time 05-08-2008 10:38 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2551821)
It will stop porposing if you just leave it on the trailer. :cool-smiley-011::D:D:hitfan:

Tabs down "just enough" will stop porpoising on most boats

jeff1000man 05-08-2008 10:48 AM

:cool-smiley-027:

Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2551845)
Tabs down "just enough" will stop porpoising on most boats

Drives up just enough will keep you from churning mud in most boats also. :evilb::party-smiley-004:

BoatBIATCH 05-08-2008 10:49 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2551832)
Ernie add some weight to the bow and see what happens.
Also check the hull for a rocker.

thats what andy did to the skanctuary, it might not look real good with all those empty beer cans on the bow, but it sure does ride better:evilb:

BoatBIATCH 05-08-2008 10:50 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2551863)
:cool-smiley-027:

Drives up just enough will keep you from churning mud in most boats also. :evilb::party-smiley-004:

not in your cove

On Time 05-08-2008 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2551863)
:cool-smiley-027:

Drives up just enough will keep you from churning mud in most boats also. :evilb::party-smiley-004:

that was just propwash

jeff1000man 05-08-2008 10:54 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2551865)
not in your cove

I told you not to go over there.

No one else has a problem. Oh well, I don't guess it's a problem for you anymore. :evilb:

Check your PM box

jeff1000man 05-08-2008 10:55 AM

Someone stole the name for my boat.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o23177-en.html

BoatBIATCH 05-08-2008 10:57 AM

I been tellin you for weeks.... call it "THE DONKEY PUNCH"

BY U BOY 05-08-2008 11:00 AM

name it NXCESS

BoatBIATCH 05-08-2008 11:02 AM

don't have a pm box, have not paid yet... govt computer system won't let me do that from here

jeff1000man 05-08-2008 11:10 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2551886)
don't have a pm box, have not paid yet... govt computer system won't let me do that from here

check your email

On Time 05-08-2008 11:19 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2551876)
Someone stole the name for my boat.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o23177-en.html

Just call it 'WHITE POWER". That will go well at Lake Conroe.

TopSpin80 05-08-2008 11:20 AM

2 Attachment(s)
27' excalibur rigged at lake x
#3 drive and large kplanes
Indicators may help a lot in finding out where the drives and tabs are when running.

Ernie

BY U BOY 05-08-2008 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2551909)
Just call it 'WHITE POWER". That will go well at Lake Conroe.

:hitfan::eek:

jeff1000man 05-08-2008 11:43 AM


Originally Posted by TopSpin80 (Post 2551911)
27' excalibur rigged at lake x
#3 drive and large kplanes
Indicators may help a lot in finding out where the drives and tabs are when running.

Ernie

My boat did the same thing until I switched to a 4 blade prop.

Best way to fix that boat is to sell it though. :party-smiley-004: THat is what I should have done with mine. :Whatever:

Runs good now though. :D

BoatBIATCH 05-08-2008 12:39 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2551898)
check your email

wasn't nothing i my email..... except stuff about "wanna make your hair grow" or wanna make your Di k 3 inches longer" I swear to god people are watching me....how do they know to send that stuff to me.... I should probably forward it to you though huh

BY U BOY 05-08-2008 01:04 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2551989)
wasn't nothing i my email..... except stuff about "wanna make your hair grow" or wanna make your Di k 3 inches longer" I swear to god people are watching me....how do they know to send that stuff to me.... I should probably forward it to you though huh

This dude is all over the place with the BIP's:D

txriverrat2001 05-08-2008 01:47 PM

Found this looking at another thread......

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_s5Te0PmSu4



So who's who?

spk1 05-08-2008 02:37 PM


Originally Posted by txriverrat2001 (Post 2552046)
Found this looking at another thread......

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_s5Te0PmSu4



So who's who?

We really need to get some "Miami Vice" type stand-ins and extras for our club 105 videos, Because rumor has it non of us are as big or as good looking as we appear to be from our thread! :evilb:

spk1 05-08-2008 02:41 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGk5H...eature=related

Take Florida powerboat club for instance,, they take a few girls gone wild videos, mix it with some Miami Vice,, and blamm,, we need some of that. :cool-smiley-026:

spk1 05-08-2008 02:44 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2tb7...eature=related

Look another club 105 party gone bad, lol looks like staley, lefty and jennica,, causing trouble at the island again, :evilb::angry-smiley-038::evilb:

Trojan-man 05-08-2008 03:59 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2552102)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2tb7...eature=related

Look another club 105 party gone bad, lol looks like staley, lefty and jennica,, causing trouble at the island again, :evilb::angry-smiley-038::evilb:

way to not make things uncormfortable George.......lol

:evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 05-08-2008 04:00 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2552099)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGk5H...eature=related

Take Florida powerboat club for instance,, they take a few girls gone wild videos, mix it with some Miami Vice,, and blamm,, we need some of that. :cool-smiley-026:

now that is a video, I might need to go ahead and make one or two of those runs ????? The banana will jack them up :cool-smiley-026:

Trojan-man 05-08-2008 04:02 PM


Originally Posted by txriverrat2001 (Post 2552046)
Found this looking at another thread......

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_s5Te0PmSu4



So who's who?


wstultz looks like gumby floating on 6 noodles.

spf100 looks like he is hungry with a red visor

jeffman is the cameraman filming up girls' skirts through the hatch of the main ship

Buy U Boy has the engine hatch up the whole time

tbone is in the 42 fountain making hand gestures of a row boat after he passes you, then runs out of gas just after....:party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 05-08-2008 04:05 PM


Originally Posted by TopSpin80 (Post 2551911)
27' excalibur rigged at lake x
#3 drive and large kplanes
Indicators may help a lot in finding out where the drives and tabs are when running.

Ernie

what you need to do is trade me those 380 kplanes for my 280 kplanes....that will stop the porposing....you just have too much tab :party-smiley-004:


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