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jeff1000man 10-12-2008 07:59 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2713205)
1 year ago today we were blowing up motors and doing Jagger shots on the way to a great bachelor party at le berge du lac:ernaehrung004:

I was think that, but wasn't sure.

When are we going back?

jeff1000man 10-12-2008 09:19 AM

http://www.boattrader.com/listing/20...Tiger-90743389

jeff1000man 10-12-2008 10:47 AM

Houthboat!!!

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/871344310.html

wstultz 10-12-2008 11:06 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2713205)
1 year ago today we were blowing up motors and doing Jagger shots on the way to a great bachelor party at le berge du lac:ernaehrung004:

If that's not a reason to get smooth out today, I don't know what is. We will be out in a few hour biatches!

jeff1000man 10-12-2008 11:10 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2713363)
If that's not a reason to get smooth out today, I don't know what is. We will be out in a few hour biatches!

Somebody hook a brotha up. I need a break for a few hours.

bigandy 10-12-2008 11:18 AM

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Good find on the tiger and nice call on the anniversary of LA Barge!!

I am concerned about SPICK though, where is his lexus cause he is supposed to be in Miami but i saw it plain as day yesterday in south houston while scoping out a certain female celebrity on air personality's home.....
































the curb feelers are my favorite.....

jeff1000man 10-12-2008 12:57 PM

I like the name of this one. Reminds me of work.

Looks like a pretty good deal.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o26256-en.html

wstultz 10-12-2008 08:04 PM

Good times on the lake today! Smooth and Beyond Reason got a taste of the Rum Runner......and had no problem walking me down and passing me!:p

jeff1000man 10-12-2008 08:50 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2713568)
Good times on the lake today! Smooth and Beyond Reason got a taste of the Rum Runner......and had no problem walking me down and passing me!:p

We learned today that rule #1 is that if your truck backs itself into the lake with the boat trailer atached, Don't open the doors. :eek:

Story to follow later when I have time to type it all out. :ernaehrung004:

And no one from our crew was the victom, it was a random weekender. :cool-smiley-027:

bigandy 10-12-2008 10:37 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2713628)
We learned today that rule #1 is that if your truck backs itself into the lake with the boat trailer atached, Don't open the doors. :eek:

Story to follow later when I have time to type it all out. :ernaehrung004:

And no one from our crew was the victom, it was a random weekender. :cool-smiley-027:

which ramp??

Trojan-man 10-12-2008 11:46 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2713356)

I love how they say, "sitting on land due to Ike" and no hurricane damage in the same sentence, lol. I can see in the pic that the drive is fubarred. :party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 10-13-2008 12:05 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2713374)
Good find on the tiger and nice call on the anniversary of LA Barge!!

I am concerned about SPICK though, where is his lexus cause he is supposed to be in Miami but i saw it plain as day yesterday in south houston while scoping out a certain female celebrity on air personality's home.....


the curb feelers are my favorite.....

The "Continental Package" is nice :drink::drink::drink:

jeff1000man 10-13-2008 08:54 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2713706)
which ramp??

April Plaza. If they would have had to pay the ramp fee at Lakeview, they wouldn't have had enough money left for booze to get drunk, and therefore no story about the majical floating truck boat that floated 60feet away from the ramp and got pulled back again, started and drove itself back out of the water with the trailer still attached. :ernaehrung004:

bigandy 10-13-2008 09:21 AM

Jeff, we are all here today because we are concerned about you, we care about you , and we think you should quit using meth.... this guy is here to take you to a safe place and when you come back you will be all better. OK?

jeff1000man 10-13-2008 09:42 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2713952)
Jeff, we are all here today because we are concerned about you, we care about you , and we think you should quit using meth.... this guy is here to take you to a safe place and when you come back you will be all better. OK?

There was a sober witness.

Now get back to work.

bigandy 10-13-2008 09:52 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2713974)
There was a sober witness.

Now get back to work.

30 day anniversary of IKE yesterday, i got 50 claims closed in 23 days :evilb:

jeff1000man 10-13-2008 10:19 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2713986)
30 day anniversary of IKE yesterday, i got 50 claims closed in 23 days :evilb:

82 in 30.

Hopefully I can get 100 more.

In the old days I would have had 150 done by now. :mad:

Now begine the nightmare road trip. :grinser010:See you guys when I get back. :cool:

wstultz 10-13-2008 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2713986)
30 day anniversary of IKE yesterday, i got 50 claims closed in 23 days


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2714018)
82 in 30.

Hopefully I can get 100 more.

In the old days I would have had 150 done by now. :mad:

Now begine the nightmare road trip. :grinser010:See you guys when I get back. :cool:

Damn Andy, You need to get to work.:signs069: Jeff is smoking your arse.:D

kfvintx 10-13-2008 01:16 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2713903)
April Plaza. If they would have had to pay the ramp fee at Lakeview, they wouldn't have had enough money left for booze to get drunk, and therefore no story about the majical floating truck boat that floated 60feet away from the ramp and got pulled back again, started and drove itself back out of the water with the trailer still attached. :ernaehrung004:

Somethign about April Plaza yesterday I guess. As we are loading up the guy next to me drives boat up on trailer, jumps off the front and starts doing something in the truck to turn around and see his boat float off the trailer and away. Didn't go far of course but had his 7-8 year old boy still in it not looking happy. He eventually drifted over to side and guy repeated... except he attached the winch strap this time.

Good times on the lake yesterday.

bigandy 10-13-2008 01:20 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2714057)
Damn Andy, You need to get to work.:signs069: Jeff is smoking your arse.:D

ya flood work is easy, no ladders, but i hear you have to have a red skullett and goatee and drive an old ice cream van :evilb:

wstultz 10-13-2008 01:21 PM

It was good times. Three of us rafted up by the damn yesterday afternoon just drifting. We made it to the island about two and a half hours later. Then we broke off and made a run to the bridge and back. Every Sunday should consist of that.

wstultz 10-13-2008 01:23 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2714188)
ya flood work is easy, no ladders, but i hear you have to have a red skullett and goatee and drive an old ice cream van :evilb:

"This is Jeff Gregory.........please come closer to the ice cream truck or my blacked out van with the tear-drop window on the back corner.":evilb:

spk1 10-13-2008 03:58 PM

Ok,, remeber the boat brokerage post way back?? Im going to give it a go at making that a reality, Im pretty sure thats my only real shot at getting you monkeys to move down here,, Im going to start by buying and flipping one or two really good boat deals at a time,, so start looking and posting,

spk1 10-13-2008 04:03 PM

http://www.yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=18516

I think I will start with this one,, and hang on to it for a while,, throw some demo hours on it,, then sell it in a year or two when the market comes back, :evilb:

Rcolter 10-13-2008 04:06 PM

Sweet ride. How much rent going to be at the new office. Might just pack up and head that way.

spk1 10-13-2008 04:21 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2714347)
Sweet ride. How much rent going to be at the new office. Might just pack up and head that way.

I will add a pull out couch, to the warehouse, and we would be set up,, :drink:

wstultz 10-13-2008 04:23 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2714358)
I will add a pull out couch, to the warehouse, and we would be set up,, :drink:

You better put a whole loft area in there cause I'm in and I'm bringing the shop dog!

spk1 10-13-2008 04:54 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2714362)
You better put a whole loft area in there cause I'm in and I'm bringing the shop dog!

Who that Fu(k do you think Im getting to build it?? :ernaehrung004: Chad and wadewick warehouses!

spk1 10-13-2008 05:00 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/38-We...=p4506.c0.m245

Jefff? Where are you on this one? :party-smiley-004:

spk1 10-13-2008 05:43 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Vinta...=p4506.c0.m245

I can see wade picking this little toy up. :cool:

Trojan-man 10-13-2008 06:00 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2714433)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Vinta...=p4506.c0.m245

I can see wade picking this little toy up. :cool:

thats funny.....they have a modern day version of that thing. I think its called a jet ski :drink::party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 10-13-2008 06:01 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2714362)
You better put a whole loft area in there cause I'm in and I'm bringing the shop dog!

Arent you forgetting your other roomie ???? :evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 10-13-2008 06:04 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2714337)
Ok,, remeber the boat brokerage post way back?? Im going to give it a go at making that a reality, Im pretty sure thats my only real shot at getting you monkeys to move down here,, Im going to start by buying and flipping one or two really good boat deals at a time,, so start looking and posting,

I need to reopen Stultz Marine again so we can send deals back and forth from state to state with no sales tax and vice versa.

jeff1000man 10-13-2008 06:12 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2714400)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/38-We...=p4506.c0.m245

Jefff? Where are you on this one? :party-smiley-004:

They have free WiFi at rest stops in West Texas. Who da thunk?

I don't know? Another scarab from Michigan with purple staggard engines.

Bad vibes.

That is about the 3rd time I have seen that boat on auction. Guy wants real money for it.

Be a decent deal at under 6K if he would take it.

Then we could cut the nose out of it and make it a giant bow rider.:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 10-13-2008 06:17 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2714188)
ya flood work is easy, no ladders, but i hear you have to have a red skullett and goatee and drive an old ice cream van :evilb:


Yeah, 3 times the paperwork, estimates are 4 times as big, and you only make 2 times the money. And for the record. I know 2 guys that are working wind claims just like yours that have closed over 200 apiece.

Need to step it up big guy. You only get a few days to pick up as much as you can out here. It will turn off like a fuel line in Smooth Operator before you know it. :evilb:

I know you aren't giving it your whole effort. There have been 2 many Bigandy sightings around town, and at least 1 Andy disapearance in the last 30 days.

Oh, and once you get 30 miles west of Kerrville. The speed limit goes up to 80, or as fast as you can make your car go.

Next check in about 300 miles from now.

wstultz 10-13-2008 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2714450)
Arent you forgetting your other roomie ???? :evilb::evilb:

Are you talking about the shop dog's monkey?

Trojan-man 10-13-2008 09:12 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2714508)
Are you talking about the shop dog's monkey?

Noooooooooo !!! :party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 10-13-2008 09:15 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2713568)
Good times on the lake today! Smooth and Beyond Reason got a taste of the Rum Runner......and had no problem walking me down and passing me!:p

:ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004:

tomtbone1993 10-13-2008 09:17 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2714474)
It will turn off like a fuel line in Smooth Operator before you know it. :evilb:

.

Easy their.....big guy...don't let a few pay checks blow your head up:evilb::evilb:

tomtbone1993 10-13-2008 09:21 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2714344)
http://www.yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=18516

I think I will start with this one,, and hang on to it for a while,, throw some demo hours on it,, then sell it in a year or two when the market comes back, :evilb:

funny how I post a 38ZRC and you say "I don't sit to pee".....now you want one................:cool::cool: those are phat rides.....but I would start your brokerage business with selling that raggedy azz pontoon in my storage.....:ernaehrung004:


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