good times.. I am sure we can figure out something:cool: I am sure there is a certain clock that has video and motion detectors:evilb:

aaHHthankyouuu

certain life savers have been stowed as well but a certain performance shop hides a key under that mat so there is plenty to steal there!!!! I think if anyone had any balls they would go to a certain resort run by the geek squad and get me some new lawn furniture~!!!???!!!:evilb:

That's a neat little boat, Just itchin' for Jeff-Power

They never stop offering that class. No one has actually needed the cert since the last one hit. When was that. I think we were in high school.

Stick with what you are doing and get your speed a little faster. This is the time that your bonus money is starting to get made. :cool:

you are really getting "the shaft" if that is all you are getting, your old lady goes far and above the call of duty. Why do you think I have been using the boat ramp over by you so much lately ... :party-smiley-004::party-smiley-004: Muahahahahahaha

Sams boat biatches :ernaehrung004::drink:

No No,, its Baby BAck Biatchess!!

:D:D:D

looks like someone purchased the Cary.....


http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...35#post2718935

Never thought I would see the day you were giving Andy a motivation speech......:food-smiley-007:

I wonder what it costs to haul that barge to michigan :eek::eek:

OK. Never thought that I had to ride in the back of a cop car from valero with handcuffs so tight that they left a bruise.


Fu(king azzholes. now I know how someone esse feel's/

:mad:

There sounds like there is much more to this story than what your tellig us? :party-smiley-004:

yes it does.........:ernaehrung004:

Do you know something tbone? :food-smiley-007:

Posted at 4:08 am...must have let him take his laptop to jail:eek::party-smiley-004:

i think it is man love code, translation:

cop car = dog catcher mobile
valero = anal lube
bruise = man love trophy
fu(king azzholes = fu(king azzholes
some else feels = 7 minutes in heaven ( man love style )

actual translation, rough playacting between the dog catcher and the dirty mutt = walking funny today, gives new meaning to the red dancing banana :evilb::evilb:

sick bastards, you need jesus!!!

boatman what flight are you on sunday night out of FLL???

#1747 at 8:25PM Wade and Joe are on the same flight.:ernaehrung004:

Is the polaris in the montgomery county lock up?? :eek:

I hope it wasnt an ATVUI. He may get his motorcycle liscense suspended. :evilb:

The condo association told me I couldnt have a boat lift behind the house,, So Im going to put the boat on it anyway, and see if they take the gloves off. The pre-Keywest house party may have to get a bit wilder than planned.

I was not with Jeffro last night, the dog catcher was at the house....i was rollin in my new BMW..:cool:

nice, big pimp... black one you were rollin in the other day?

there is a certain villianous boat giving a certain rum runner some grief on the high conroe seas today!!!!

I saw that vilanous scoundrel today trying out my boat lift. :cool-smiley-027:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/8287-...=p4506.c0.m245

Looks like they are starting to show up.

The Rum Runner showed the Villian what was up. The captain of the villianous craft was trying his hardest though, poor bastard will be walking funny tomorrow.:evilb::drink::evilb:

Good times to be had on the lake today. If anyone is looking for something to do tonight I was thinking about lighting a big fire at my place and having some drinks??? Anyone interested???

My balls hurt and they are black and blue from slamming into the seat. Also, my liver is rolling around in the villain somewhere. Good times.

One of my buddies is playing in a band at Chuggin Charlies on Louetta if anyone wants to venture out of the conroe zip code. I know that is forbidden, but if any of you get crazy and leave the conroe island, let me know :drink::drink:

If Creed ever asks to go fishing with you,, Make sure you tell him to leave his dayum dog at home!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jkEx...eature=related

Saving my energy for tomorrow. Is anyone else going to take a boat out?

Colter, Tbone, Boatman22, stultz brothers?

This same thing happenned right off the gas dock a couple weeks ago in fortlauderdale, only it wasnt a hammerhead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjWQN...eature=related

lol, thats some funny chit right there !!!!!! :eek:

I will be somebody's boat biatch manana, Im gonna pull the carb off the villain

Yes,, Im taking my boat out tomorrow,, went 3hrs down the river today, time to do some speed runs tomorrow to bblow the carbon out. :cool:

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...b250_0-en.html
I hope this is sale pending because of jeff,, read the ad,, will trade parts, remote controll boats, old lawn mowers, golf carts, arcade games, old jet boats , that was all you jeffroo. :evilb:

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o25830-en.html

Ok,be honest guys, would this be too much for lake conroe? :evilb:

Wade,,

Whos says opportunity only knocks once? :drink:

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o26060-en.html

Looks like I missed that one. Oh Well.

Better things are brewing right now.