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joew. 06-04-2008 03:58 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2579842)
what are you talking about... we are only 1800 posts a piece away from 30k...

Maybe if you spent a little less time on the Manship and more time busting balls and not comparing how low yours hang compared to the other old guys this thing would liven up!!!

Weemans not any taller, jeff is still mush mouth, baldwick still molests kittens, kelly still wears the pants in tbones house, sarah cooper's still whippen up the goodies in the kitchen ( and i think she still makes cookies too :) ) Spk1 is still mowin all the lawns in the neighborhood while we are all out at work, mashed potatoes is still riding around the lake wearing a sweat suit, i still drink enough to be called a jerk on a regular basis, lefty is still walking $7 bar tabs, louis still cant stop quick or boudreaux will break his neck, squatter still owes everyone money, colter still leaves his boat in the barn to save gas money and ride on the 80mph Poontoon with a bunch of drunk girls.....................

UHMMMM, colter wins!

Don't dog on the mainship. She may be the only way you get on the water if you and Chad keep breaking everything.:p

BoatBIATCH 06-05-2008 08:47 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2579842)
what are you talking about... we are only 1800 posts a piece away from 30k...

Maybe if you spent a little less time on the Manship and more time busting balls and not comparing how low yours hang compared to the other old guys this thing would liven up!!!

Weemans not any taller, jeff is still mush mouth, baldwick still molests kittens, kelly still wears the pants in tbones house, sarah cooper's still whippen up the goodies in the kitchen ( and i think she still makes cookies too :) ) Spk1 is still mowin all the lawns in the neighborhood while we are all out at work, mashed potatoes is still riding around the lake wearing a sweat suit, i still drink enough to be called a jerk on a regular basis, lefty is still walking $7 bar tabs, louis still cant stop quick or boudreaux will break his neck, squatter still owes everyone money, colter still leaves his boat in the barn to save gas money and ride on the 80mph Poontoon with a bunch of drunk girls.....................

UHMMMM, colter wins!

I don't know if I should feel good about not being slammed on or left out....guess i'll do it myself.... ill be waitn on the dock for a ride!!!!:drink:

On Time 06-05-2008 10:25 AM

Hey Guys on a more serious note how come NOBODY from TOPPS Conroe is signed up for the TOPPS Clear Lake Poker Run 6/20,21,22???????????

A new feature this year is because there was so much concern over gas cost (its a long run this year almost 150 mi.) you can combine and go with a friend with two captains in a boat with two captains shirts, bags, etc. We haven't heard from Willis or "Smoke This". How about it guys!!! Lets sign up ! Deadline is TOMORROW!

Jeff please spread the word!!!!!

BoatBIATCH 06-05-2008 10:39 AM

how bout some info on the run this weekend? when where how much etc, where are the stops.... more important is where is the party!!!!:ernaehrung004:

BY U BOY 06-05-2008 10:49 AM

This thread is getting good
http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=187419

joew. 06-05-2008 11:12 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2580738)
how bout some info on the run this weekend? when where how much etc, where are the stops.... more important is where is the party!!!!:ernaehrung004:

What run?

Trojan-man 06-05-2008 11:15 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2579831)
i have a double axle 8 lug heavy duty pipe trailer that i use to haul sand and brick and tractors. Good brakes. i will rent or take a partner on it.

Yeah that trailer is a real GEM !! I will be partners for a pack of envelopes and you give me $5 hundy :evilb::evilb::eek:

wstultz 06-05-2008 12:23 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2580768)
What run?

The No Frills Poker Run on Saturday. Talk to Creedo about it. It should be fun even though I won't be bringing my boat....it's not done yet, getting close but not yet.:mad:

BoatBIATCH 06-05-2008 01:27 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2580866)
The No Frills Poker Run on Saturday. Talk to Creedo about it. It should be fun even though I won't be bringing my boat....it's not done yet, getting close but not yet.:mad:

all that pushin and heavy breathin you been doing and you still can't get it to pop off.... you should see a dr. about that:evilb:

joew. 06-05-2008 01:40 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2580866)
The No Frills Poker Run on Saturday. Talk to Creedo about it. It should be fun even though I won't be bringing my boat....it's not done yet, getting close but not yet.:mad:

No frills run????? I guess I am not in the cool club any more.:mad:

BoatBIATCH 06-05-2008 01:48 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2580945)
No frills run????? I guess I am not in the cool club any more.:mad:

no frills mean the islander can run, assuming your not taking it in the can that day:party-smiley-004:

joew. 06-05-2008 02:07 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2580953)
no frills mean the islander can run, assuming your not taking it in the can that day:party-smiley-004:

Are you going to have your boat ready??? :eek:

wstultz 06-05-2008 02:30 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2580969)
Are you going to have your boat ready??? :eek:

BIP!:evilb:

BoatBIATCH 06-05-2008 02:44 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2580969)
Are you going to have your boat ready??? :eek:

I could... would mean runnin it in a john boat, but that would still be more fun than youll have a work thinkin about a run:grinser010:

BoatBIATCH 06-05-2008 02:45 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2580981)
BIP!:evilb:

you keep out of this..... you have a boat and still can't make the run in it:party-smiley-004:

joew. 06-05-2008 02:52 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2580993)
I could... would mean runnin it in a john boat, but that would still be more fun than youll have a work thinkin about a run:grinser010:

I am off on Saturday you homo. I may not be able to get anyone to come with me but I will be out:cool:

boatman22 06-05-2008 03:48 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2580722)
Hey Guys on a more serious note how come NOBODY from TOPPS Conroe is signed up for the TOPPS Clear Lake Poker Run 6/20,21,22???????????

A new feature this year is because there was so much concern over gas cost (its a long run this year almost 150 mi.) you can combine and go with a friend with two captains in a boat with two captains shirts, bags, etc. We haven't heard from Willis or "Smoke This". How about it guys!!! Lets sign up ! Deadline is TOMORROW!

Jeff please spread the word!!!!!

Sorry I have not called you back I'm in Vegas working:party-smiley-004:

BY U BOY 06-05-2008 04:04 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2581069)
Sorry I have not called you back I'm in Vegas working:party-smiley-004:

working the sluts err i mean slots:drink:

boatman22 06-05-2008 04:33 PM

A little of both:eek:

On Time 06-05-2008 04:44 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2581118)
A little of both:eek:

As long as you're not being a knob goblin I guess thats OK...

why don't you do the CL Poker Run?? Should be lots of fun! Good long runs.

boatman22 06-05-2008 04:48 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2581128)
As long as you're not being a knob goblin I guess thats OK...

why don't you do the CL Poker Run?? Should be lots of fun! Good long runs.

Still don't have the boat running...ran out of time before I had to go to Vegas. i won't be back til Sunday evening.

bigandy 06-05-2008 04:54 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2580772)
Yeah that trailer is a real GEM !! I will be partners for a pack of envelopes and you give me $5 hundy :evilb::evilb::eek:

I wasnt talking to you, i was talking to the guy that said he needed a big trailer. Besides you already have a trailer with three different partners, ( kind of like all of your girlfriends ) what do you need mine for.

bigandy 06-05-2008 04:58 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2581014)
I am off on Saturday you homo. I may not be able to get anyone to come with me but I will be out:cool:

i will ride with you, you got any taaka?

bigandy 06-05-2008 05:02 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2580613)
I don't know if I should feel good about not being slammed on or left out....guess i'll do it myself.... ill be waitn on the dock for a ride!!!!:drink:

Not sure who you are or why you keep posting on here?

perhaps you should try, www.biggaymenwhodothehelicopterwiththerejunk.com since you appear to be into that.... ( fortunately so is my girlfriend:) ) Wanted to beat you to it, you squishy face retarded no talent a$$ clown!

watching semi-pro, its funny

joew. 06-05-2008 05:08 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2581149)
i will ride with you, you got any taaka?

No taaka sorry.... I have goose and absolute:party-smiley-004:

joew. 06-05-2008 05:12 PM

Are there any plans this weekend for the poker run??? Or will it be drive there, then come back here, etc..... I am cool with that I just don't want to get my hopes up for something more.:cool-smiley-027:

bigandy 06-05-2008 05:20 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2581159)
No taaka sorry.... I have goose and absolute:party-smiley-004:

thats like coke to a meth head...... i am down. let me know what time we shove off, do you leave the marina and stop at the first shallow spot or do you actually go somewhere? Just wanted to know so i know how to pack my boat bag.

MZEZ 06-05-2008 05:29 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2580722)
Hey Guys on a more serious note how come NOBODY from TOPPS Conroe is signed up for the TOPPS Clear Lake Poker Run 6/20,21,22???????????

A new feature this year is because there was so much concern over gas cost (its a long run this year almost 150 mi.) you can combine and go with a friend with two captains in a boat with two captains shirts, bags, etc. We haven't heard from Willis or "Smoke This". How about it guys!!! Lets sign up ! Deadline is TOMORROW!

Jeff please spread the word!!!!!

Guys,,, you could always pay extra and get an extra bag and stuff, but your boat HAS to run for you to be in the calcutta.

Any takers>>>?
call me if you wanna go,
kfp

jeff1000man 06-05-2008 06:36 PM

Motor stayed together, but we broke the blower.

Good thing I have a spare.

Made almost 7 hubdy at one point. Trying again in the morning.

jeff1000man 06-05-2008 06:37 PM

Creedo just called and is getting ahead count for the poker run sat.

Starts sat morn at walden marina. I think either 10 or 11.

I have made 3 trips to parks and wildlife and they still won't give me numbers.

Some bullchit about VIN numbers on outdrives and engines. WTF

I should have it tomorrow though.

bigandy 06-05-2008 10:12 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2581259)
Creedo just called and is getting ahead count for the poker run sat.

Starts sat morn at walden marina. I think either 10 or 11.

I have made 3 trips to parks and wildlife and they still won't give me numbers.

Some bullchit about VIN numbers on outdrives and engines. WTF

I should have it tomorrow though.

those got filed off so now what are you going to do??

call the one in college station and pretend you havent been talking to this one and see if they will do it, tell them its a home made, which is practically true....

jeff1000man 06-05-2008 10:22 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2581548)
those got filed off so now what are you going to do??

call the one in college station and pretend you havent been talking to this one and see if they will do it, tell them its a home made, which is practically true....

I have numbers on the boat now, that is OK. Now you have to have VIN's for all of your engines and drives also.

Question: "What if I switch engines?" You have to pay and get a new title.

"What if I don't" If we pull you over and check and the numbers don't match what we have on file then we get to confiscate it.

What The HEL is the world comin to?

tomtbone1993 06-05-2008 10:27 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2581559)
I have numbers on the boat now, that is OK. Now you have to have VIN's for all of your engines and drives also.

Question: "What if I switch engines?" You have to pay and get a new title.

"What if I don't" If we pull you over and check and the numbers don't match what we have on file then we get to confiscate it.

What The HEL is the world comin to?


This is nothing new, it reminds me of two years ago when I spent an extra hour in a half in line behind your brother, trying to pull the same chit.........


"What if" you didn't "what if" ....................:)
Think green and just drag that resin bucket down to gunspoint. All they care about is some numbers......give them what they want and go on down the road.... :cool:

must be a pain in the ass to run these single engine rigs....poor fellow

jeff1000man 06-05-2008 11:10 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2581563)
This is nothing new, it reminds me of two years ago when I spent an extra hour in a half in line behind your brother, trying to pull the same chit.........


"What if" you didn't "what if" ....................:)
Think green and just drag that resin bucket down to gunspoint. All they care about is some numbers......give them what they want and go on down the road.... :cool:

must be a pain in the ass to run these single engine rigs....poor fellow

Must be a pain in the ass to fill up those triple engine rigs and then still run at the speed of smell/ :cool:

Trojan-man 06-06-2008 12:40 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2581559)
I have numbers on the boat now, that is OK. Now you have to have VIN's for all of your engines and drives also.

Question: "What if I switch engines?" You have to pay and get a new title.

"What if I don't" If we pull you over and check and the numbers don't match what we have on file then we get to confiscate it.

What The HEL is the world comin to?

I registered and titled the banana with no drive or engine numbers, I told her I bought the boat without engine and drive as a project and I was building it, she said ok. I had no problems at all getting title or registration.

She must have heard about "gregory midnight-auto performance" and said negative ghostrider :party-smiley-004::evilb::eek:

Trojan-man 06-06-2008 12:42 AM

I gotta give jeffro credit...

I roll into baker street last night in the woodlands and there is jeffro curled up with a girly in the booth whispering sweet nothings in her ear like a true playa :drink:

Trojan-man 06-06-2008 12:48 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2581142)
I wasnt talking to you, i was talking to the guy that said he needed a big trailer. Besides you already have a trailer with three different partners, ( kind of like all of your girlfriends ) what do you need mine for.

lets not get ugly about it, or I will be forced to bring up " meet my friend chad " :evilb::evilb::eek::eek:

bigandy 06-06-2008 12:59 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2581646)
lets not get ugly about it, or I will be forced to bring up " meet my friend chad " :evilb::evilb::eek::eek:

oh you laughed, no reason to get butt hurt! or bring up ancient things!!!

spk1 06-06-2008 01:10 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2581563)
This is nothing new, it reminds me of two years ago when I spent an extra hour in a half in line behind your brother, trying to pull the same chit.........


"What if" you didn't "what if" ....................:)
Think green and just drag that resin bucket down to gunspoint. All they care about is some numbers......give them what they want and go on down the road.... :cool:

must be a pain in the ass to run these single engine rigs....poor fellow

There is alot to sort through,, but if you read between the lines Tbone is correct on this one,, Greenspoint just wants the cash,, and they are so far from the water, they dont give a Chit, about numbers matching and all that liberal BS,, I always use them,, the office is on beltway 8, I think the lady behind the counter, gets a cut of the taxes collected, lol.

BoatBIATCH 06-06-2008 08:50 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2581655)
There is alot to sort through,, but if you read between the lines Tbone is correct on this one,, Greenspoint just wants the cash,, and they are so far from the water, they dont give a Chit, about numbers matching and all that liberal BS,, I always use them,, the office is on beltway 8, I think the lady behind the counter, gets a cut of the taxes collected, lol.

gets a cut or takes a cut, it is greenspoint you know



hopefully will see all of you guys this weekend, and yes tbone:drink: ill be with my daddy dave


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