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joew. 09-30-2008 12:24 PM

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o26099-en.html
Anyone know this boat

bigandy 09-30-2008 12:38 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2701882)

i farted in the back seat of a boat looked just like that one...

bigandy 09-30-2008 12:42 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2701862)
who wants to buy a 24foot poontoon? 1994 Harris floatboat. 85 up outboard. $3500. No trailer.


Clean, one owner. Slight dock rash. :)

that boat aint never had just one owner!!! $2k with the trailer and it will be the official BS thread party mobile!!! I will keep it at Papa's for alcohol related emergencies!!!

wstultz 09-30-2008 01:24 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2701893)
that boat aint never had just one owner!!! $2k with the trailer and it will be the official BS thread party mobile!!! I will keep it at Papa's for alcohol related emergencies!!!

Trailer does not come with it and the price is not mine to negotiate.

Trojan-man 09-30-2008 01:24 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2701893)
that boat aint never had just one owner!!! $2k with the trailer and it will be the official BS thread party mobile!!! I will keep it at Papa's for alcohol related emergencies!!!

I will tell you what, you give me $2k and bring your own trailer, and we will tell old man stultz we don't know what happened to his half or the boat.....:party-smiley-004:

joew. 09-30-2008 01:36 PM

Wade your dream sutphen was just listed again in the classifieds

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o26100-en.html

Rcolter 09-30-2008 02:02 PM

Kevin quit phuckin around and sell me that motor!!!!!!!! or how much you want for boat with both motors

wstultz 09-30-2008 02:48 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2701931)
Wade your dream sutphen was just listed again in the classifieds

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o26100-en.html

Apparently I should have bought it when the owner was asking $35000 for it and it was lime green.

jeff1000man 09-30-2008 07:50 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2701931)
Wade your dream sutphen was just listed again in the classifieds

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o26100-en.html

2 months ago that guy told me he would never sell it for less than 65K.

That really is an awesome boat.

tomtbone1993 09-30-2008 11:53 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2701882)

Looks like the boat Smooth gave the business to at the Conroe Poker Run...............:cool::cool::cool:

tomtbone1993 09-30-2008 11:55 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2701931)
Wade your dream sutphen was just listed again in the classifieds

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o26100-en.html

Meagen would be fuc)ed if WStultz purchased that rig.....he would never leave his living room aka shop.......

Trojan-man 10-01-2008 01:02 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2702495)
Looks like the boat Smooth gave the business to at the Conroe Poker Run...............:cool::cool::cool:

Do you have a james bond boat? You press a button, and the boat closest to you gets an oil slick and runs out of the race?? :party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 10-01-2008 01:03 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2702273)
2 months ago that guy told me he would never sell it for less than 65K.

That really is an awesome boat.

That was because you called him eleventy times :eek::eek:

spk1 10-01-2008 02:03 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2701954)
Kevin quit phuckin around and sell me that motor!!!!!!!! or how much you want for boat with both motors

Did you hide some gold in that motor that I dont know about? Or is it a 1943 cobalt limited edition motor? I would sell it to you if it didnt make the pontoon worthless without it, but, I will sell the pontoon and both motors for 10k, that way I only lose about 2,500 on a boat I bought in april.

spk1 10-01-2008 02:04 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2702518)
Do you have a james bond boat? You press a button, and the boat closest to you gets an oil slick and runs out of the race?? :party-smiley-004:

Holy Bipppssss batman. :eek:

spk1 10-01-2008 02:11 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2702518)
Do you have a james bond boat? You press a button, and the boat closest to you gets an oil slick and runs out of the race?? :party-smiley-004:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lweW_...eature=related

I believe he was referring to spy hunter, lol 1:12 in the vid. :cool:

wstultz 10-01-2008 09:31 AM

Bull$hit!!!!! you post that art work right now mister!

jeff1000man 10-01-2008 11:05 AM

I want to win this contest and then take the boat out and blow it all in one day.

Than that would be a news story

http://co103w.col103.mail.live.com/m...te&n=238404306

Rcolter 10-01-2008 11:26 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2702527)
Did you hide some gold in that motor that I dont know about? Or is it a 1943 cobalt limited edition motor? I would sell it to you if it didnt make the pontoon worthless without it, but, I will sell the pontoon and both motors for 10k, that way I only lose about 2,500 on a boat I bought in april.

No I just found a bay boat hull that the 150 motor would be great on. Thats why I wantd to buy it.

jeff1000man 10-01-2008 11:53 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2702797)
No I just found a bay boat hull that the 150 motor would be great on. Thats why I wantd to buy it.

Take the motor off the bass boat.

Rcolter 10-01-2008 12:14 PM

Bass boat was sold almost a month ago.

jeff1000man 10-01-2008 02:12 PM

The Hodges family had a new baby night before last.

Trojan-man 10-01-2008 02:50 PM

spick1 just bought a Magnum 40 :evilb::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 10-01-2008 03:08 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2703021)
spick1 just bought a Magnum 40 :evilb::evilb::evilb:

Is he just going to let that one sit on the trailer and collect dust like the other 4 boats, or will he use this one?

wstultz 10-01-2008 04:34 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2703046)
Is he just going to let that one sit on the trailer and collect dust like the other 4 boats, or will he use this one?

You sure are a big talker. I haven't seen either of your boats out ripping it up lately. Don't blame it on work either, you can sit in your boat on your laptop eating snow balls just as easy as you can in your truck.:evilb:

joew. 10-01-2008 05:00 PM

60+38+40+26+10+10+24=168ft of boat

Man he sure took all the no boat comments to heart:evilb:

jeff1000man 10-01-2008 05:41 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2703132)
You sure are a big talker. I haven't seen either of your boats out ripping it up lately. Don't blame it on work either, you can sit in your boat on your laptop eating snow balls just as easy as you can in your truck.:evilb:

If you go fix the trim pump and hook up the shift cable in the cat, I'll take it for a quick rip so I can get some pics and video to help sell it. But I don't have time to fix it right now.

You sure are a big talker when you finally get one running. :evilb::eek:

joew. 10-01-2008 05:49 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2703180)
If you go fix the trim pump and hook up the shift cable in the cat, I'll take it for a quick rip so I can get some pics and video to help sell it. But I don't have time to fix it right now.

You sure are a big talker when you finally get one running. :evilb::eek:

You need to call the guy with the 39 sutphen and tell him you will trade a magnum, cat, taylor, 5 big blocks and a white dodge of your choice for it. win-win!

jeff1000man 10-01-2008 06:24 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2703185)
You need to call the guy with the 39 sutphen and tell him you will trade a magnum, cat, taylor, 5 big blocks and a white dodge of your choice for it. win-win!

That sutphen is an ultimate choice, financing for it might be a little tight right now though.

spk1 10-01-2008 09:22 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2703021)
spick1 just bought a Magnum 40 :evilb::evilb:

Did I mention the magnum comes with an existing contract from a modeling agency to use as a photo shoot back ground for its bikini/lingere model shoots? It pays 5k a trip. :ernaehrung004::evilb::cool:

spk1 10-01-2008 09:29 PM

http://www.boattrader.com/find/listi...press-93674235


Its official, and this is oneee baddd bytchhh!

jeff1000man 10-01-2008 09:41 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2703419)
http://www.boattrader.com/find/listi...press-93674235


Its official, and this is oneee baddd bytchhh!

Congrats. Can I stay on this one in KW, you guys can stay on the big Hat.

Everyone else is taking their bad azz boat to KW to show. Spk1 said FU, I am bringing my fleet. :ernaehrung004:

wstultz 10-01-2008 10:36 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2703419)
http://www.boattrader.com/find/listi...press-93674235


Its official, and this is oneee baddd bytchhh!

It's official....I hate you.

I just scanned trader online today during lunch and saw that boat, drooled over it for 10 minutes, and then gave myself a reality check and got back to work.

Trojan-man 10-01-2008 10:38 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2703426)
Congrats. Can I stay on this one in KW, you guys can stay on the big Hat.

Everyone else is taking their bad azz boat to KW to show. Spk1 said FU, I am bringing my fleet. :ernaehrung004:

sorry mush mouth, I got dibbs on the magnum :cool::cool:

tomtbone1993 10-01-2008 11:47 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2702518)
Do you have a james bond boat? You press a button, and the boat closest to you gets an oil slick and runs out of the race?? :party-smiley-004:

NO....but you can ask your mom since she was in the boat when i gave Nina Ross the business.....:cool::cool:

tomtbone1993 10-01-2008 11:53 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2703419)
http://www.boattrader.com/find/listi...press-93674235


Its official, and this is oneee baddd bytchhh!

Very Nice find.....congrats on the new rig:cool:

wstultz 10-02-2008 10:08 AM

We should start a pole thread. What will Spick1 buy next?:evilb:

A.) A 1992 Honda Civic.

B.) triple D sizes titties for a stripper he just met.

C.) A 41 Apache with staggerds

D.) An intergalactic space ship that travels back in time

E.) 42 videos of the Tom Vu siminar on how to get rich quick in the Real estate game.

F.) A sex change operation for Chadwick and Creedo so they can be together forever.

G.) More shiny pants.

H.) All of the Best Buy stores in the country...so he can fire those biatches from Sam's boat.

I.) A Wally Power 118.

bigandy 10-02-2008 10:47 AM

Z.) ALL of the ABOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jeff1000man 10-02-2008 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2703852)
Z.) ALL of the ABOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is how you passed your adjusters exam. He scored 100% becaue the computer didn't regognize any of his answers.

If you don't know if it is wrong, for all you know, it might be right.

I just came up with a new one. Write that down.

jeff1000man 10-02-2008 11:28 AM

What's for lunch you wankers?


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