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jeff1000man 08-06-2008 06:13 AM

I know Joew is up as this time of day. He should be chiming in with a waks up call.

wstultz 08-06-2008 12:24 PM

Hurricanes parties suck.:ernaehrung004:

On another note, Happy Birthday to WESPIN:party-smiley-048::circle::party-smiley-048:

bigandy 08-06-2008 03:08 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2646351)
Hurricanes parties suck.:ernaehrung004:

That is your opinion, it got fun..... errr interesting later. George definatley isnt the only one that can make things awkward!!!

Oh well good times, good times!!! the liver is evil and it must be punished!!

wstultz 08-06-2008 03:23 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2646528)
That is your opinion, it got fun..... errr interesting later. George definatley isnt the only one that can make things awkward!!!

Oh well good times, good times!!! the liver is evil and it must be punished!!

Hey, your new avatar looks just like that boat that is sitting in my front yard.

boatman22 08-06-2008 03:53 PM

Missed another one.....:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 08-06-2008 04:19 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2646550)
Hey, your new avatar looks just like that boat that is sitting in my front yard.

Did he buy a defferent one? The one I saw looks like they ran out of one color of paint and found another on on the shelf before deciding on the right color and then not having enough money to buy all of the paint that it would take to paint the whole boat. :grinser010:

wstultz 08-06-2008 04:22 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2646627)
Did he buy a defferent one? The one I saw looks like they ran out of one color of paint and found another on on the shelf before deciding on the right color and then not having enough money to buy all of the paint that it would take to paint the whole boat. :grinser010:

Wow! I know where you were going on that one and will give you a half ZIng........but.......we are all now dumber for hearing it.:grinser010:

You could of just said, "Did they have a sale on bumble bee-tuna and Barney or what?"

joew. 08-06-2008 05:24 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2646630)
Wow! I know where you were going on that one and will give you a half ZIng........but.......we are all now dumber for hearing it.:grinser010:

You could of just said, "Did they have a sale on bumble bee-tuna and Barney or what?"

Well played.. Who all is not going to Destin? Isn't that when the concert is at Papas?

jeff1000man 08-06-2008 05:30 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2646697)
Well played.. Who all is not going to Destin? Isn't that when the concert is at Papas?

What happened to leaving on friday and coming back sunday?

jeff1000man 08-06-2008 05:32 PM

You mean I can spend all semester in a class taught by the lunch lady? What about homework?

bigandy 08-06-2008 06:18 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2646697)
Well played.. Who all is not going to Destin? Isn't that when the concert is at Papas?

destin is over the 17th, concert is 23rd

jeff1000man 08-06-2008 06:23 PM

Who is going to the bar tonight. I think it is a good night for pounding beers at Eldo's.

tomtbone1993 08-06-2008 09:31 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2646738)
destin is over the 17th, concert is 23rd

Is that the Grand Opening of Sam's Boat concert?????:food-smiley-007::ernaehrung004:

wespin 08-07-2008 08:23 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2646351)
Hurricanes parties suck.:ernaehrung004:

On another note, Happy Birthday to WESPIN:party-smiley-048::circle::party-smiley-048:

Thanks. I was out and about yesterday and missed the post.

:evilb:

wstultz 08-07-2008 11:22 AM

It's dead in here. What happened??? Is everybody actually busy?

We know that Andy and Chad are sleeping. Andy has already been awake but taken 16 "naps" since then. Chad still hasn't woke up from the day before.

Joe is busy putting together pampers boxes.....and doing a damn good job.

T-Boners is in the process of telling someone.."You buy this f-ucking car or I'll bash your f-ucking head in!"

George is delivering pizzas between his real estate job and his insurance gig.

Boatman22 is fine tuning a nuclear sub somewhere in an undisclosed location......seriously boatman, you need to get me a job.

By u Boy is still trying to come up with something to really burn T-Boner.

Boatbiatch is probably a$$ deep in a turbine somewhere....sleeping off last night.

I am at work, not working due to the fact that I had the time to type this crap. "Everyday I wake up seems to be the worst day of my life." "I don't think I'm going to go to work anymore."

SPF Cream Cheese is MIA as usual. Selling blood testers to underaged retirees.

Spick1 is living my life in Florida. What's it going to be today? A nice relaxing cruise to the Bahamas on the 60 or a quick trip there on the go fast?.......Di( k.

Cornbread is still trying to figure out a way to move back in with the parents and quit his real job, I don't blame him.

Who did I miss?

jeff1000man 08-07-2008 11:34 AM

I have been at my computer all morning trying to figure out why you guys don't post until 11;30, and trying to talk Boatman into getting me a job also.

I need some lunch.

BY U BOY 08-07-2008 11:38 AM

been slammed with work. I have over 150k in product to install in the next 3 weeks:angry-smiley-038:and getting ready for my trip back home to see my parents.

On a god note we sold Sarah's car last night:party-smiley-048:
Now we have to go car shopping:angry-smiley-038:
Anyone have any hook ups at a Honda dealership.

Oh thats right I am not allowed to use any of yalls vendors for hook ups:Whatever::drink:

wstultz 08-07-2008 11:42 AM

$hit, I can't believe I left out Mush Mouth!

.....Mush Mouth has welded every piece of scrap steel to his Dodge in the hopes of chasing the tornados and hurricanes and knocking on the insurance customers door 16 second after it hits.....and he's picking his nose right now.

bigandy 08-07-2008 12:25 PM

Kudos WSTULTZ!!! Steal the copier from work and we can run it over with the DEUCE!!

Weeman, did Jesus buy her car or what does God have to do with it? Buy (TOM) kelly's BMW, same mileage more class since you live in the heights and all....

Boatman, i too would like to tryout for the bunk inspector job on a sub because i am waking up from nap number two today so i feel qualified!

SPIK1 is putting mashed potatos on SPF's back so they dont get burned under the bathroom heat lamp in the hourly rate motel they are in on Tidwell waiting for Lefty the pizza man and some asian hookers to show up ( and they are more excited about the pizza )

Cornbread is still trying to figure out a way to move back in with the parents and quit his real job ( cant argue with the troooffffft )

Mushmouth is watching Back to the Future trying to figure out how to make 21 Jigaawatts ( jiggawho ) so he can go back in time and drive his boats when they werent antiques!!!

Boatbiatch is definately got something in his ass, his head. The only guy i know that met a girl on the internet, married her and still can't get laid :)

( his ole lady is really cool by the way! Thomas you should bring her out more often )

Joe, why's it have to be Pampers boxes??? You know you cant get pregnant from prison sex right!?! ( Call me tonight mary keeps asking about her purse )

Speaking of prison sex, how was clear lake this weekend Weeman, did you show Niceguy how you got you nick name?

Alright, that much ball busting its starting to sound like a bowling alley!! off to the dirt pit to knock some shat over with a track hoe!!

jeff1000man 08-07-2008 12:34 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2647441)
been slammed with work. I have over 150k in product to install in the next 3 weeks:angry-smiley-038:and getting ready for my trip back home to see my parents.

On a god note we sold Sarah's car last night:party-smiley-048:
Now we have to go car shopping:angry-smiley-038:
Anyone have any hook ups at a Honda dealership.

Oh thats right I am not allowed to use any of yalls vendors for hook ups:Whatever::drink:

My cousin is GM at clear lake honda. You guys are the same height.

joew. 08-07-2008 01:53 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2647485)
Kudos WSTULTZ!!! Steal the copier from work and we can run it over with the DEUCE!!

Weeman, did Jesus buy her car or what does God have to do with it? Buy (TOM) kelly's BMW, same mileage more class since you live in the heights and all....

Boatman, i too would like to tryout for the bunk inspector job on a sub because i am waking up from nap number two today so i feel qualified!

SPIK1 is putting mashed potatos on SPF's back so they dont get burned under the bathroom heat lamp in the hourly rate motel they are in on Tidwell waiting for Lefty the pizza man and some asian hookers to show up ( and they are more excited about the pizza )

Cornbread is still trying to figure out a way to move back in with the parents and quit his real job ( cant argue with the troooffffft )

Mushmouth is watching Back to the Future trying to figure out how to make 21 Jigaawatts ( jiggawho ) so he can go back in time and drive his boats when they werent antiques!!!

Boatbiatch is definately got something in his ass, his head. The only guy i know that met a girl on the internet, married her and still can't get laid :)

( his ole lady is really cool by the way! Thomas you should bring her out more often )

Joe, why's it have to be Pampers boxes??? You know you cant get pregnant from prison sex right!?! ( Call me tonight mary keeps asking about her purse )

Speaking of prison sex, how was clear lake this weekend Weeman, did you show Niceguy how you got you nick name?

Alright, that much ball busting its starting to sound like a bowling alley!! off to the dirt pit to knock some shat over with a track hoe!!


Big A- I will be at the boat all weekend. Come by when ever.

BM22- can't hire people that will not fit on the sub(jeff, andy) and it won't fit in a house/ barn so wadeo is out.

Now I need to get back to selling empty boxes.:ernaehrung004:

wstultz 08-07-2008 02:03 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2647588)
Big A- I will be at the boat all weekend. Come by when ever.

BM22- can't hire people that will not fit on the sub(jeff, andy) and it won't fit in a house/ barn so wadeo is out.

Now I need to get back to selling empty boxes.:ernaehrung004:

I can expand!

wstultz 08-07-2008 04:18 PM

Anyone going to TOPPS Family day besides me???

jeff1000man 08-07-2008 05:13 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2647718)
Anyone going to TOPPS Family day besides me???

I need someone to let me borrow their wife and kids. :cool:otherwise, I am having family day on the mainship if it is out.

boatman22 08-07-2008 06:17 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2647718)
Anyone going to TOPPS Family day besides me???

Got new props so i don't want to screw them up like I did during the PR. Getting to Willis property is pretty shallow.

jeff1000man 08-07-2008 06:51 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2647850)
Got new props so i don't want to screw them up like I did during the PR. Getting to Willis property is pretty shallow.

It wouldn't be after you went through there and dredged a channel with your new props. :evilb:

wstultz 08-07-2008 09:39 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2647850)
Got new props so i don't want to screw them up like I did during the PR. Getting to Willis property is pretty shallow.

If everyone followed the channel no one would have run aground. No one did what they were told instead they all went down to the beach and turned around. You damn whippersnappers!:grinser010:

BoatBIATCH 08-08-2008 07:46 AM

[QUOTE=jeff1000man;2647801]I need someone to let me borrow their wife and kids.


is that why you work the hurricaines jeff.... hoping to find a woman in despair that looks at you as her next best option:evilb::evilb:

boatman22 08-08-2008 08:19 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2648052)
If everyone followed the channel no one would have run aground. No one did what they were told instead they all went down to the beach and turned around. You damn whippersnappers!:grinser010:

Just following the rest of the idiots.....:grinser010:

Trojan-man 08-08-2008 09:28 AM

Happy B-day wstultz, you take it in the can !!!

:party-smiley-048::circle::party-smiley-048::party-smiley-020:

jeff1000man 08-08-2008 09:29 AM

[QUOTE=BoatBIATCH;2648253]

Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2647801)
I need someone to let me borrow their wife and kids.


is that why you work the hurricaines jeff.... hoping to find a woman in despair that looks at you as her next best option:evilb::evilb:

Is that why you shopped on the internet? You found one that thought you were better than playin solitare. :evilb:

jeff1000man 08-08-2008 09:31 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2648366)
Happy B-day wstultz, you take it in the can !!!

:party-smiley-048::circle::party-smiley-048::party-smiley-020:

Trojan man made it out of the bag before noon. WooHoo.

Happy B-Day Wstultz. Let's go Outback tonight!!!!!!!!:drink:

boatman22 08-08-2008 09:31 AM

HAPPY B_DAY WADE
::cool-smiley-027::circle::party-smiley-048:::party-smiley-051::party-smiley-051:

BoatBIATCH 08-08-2008 09:54 AM

[QUOTE=jeff1000man;2648369]

Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2648253)

Is that why you shopped on the internet? You found one that thought you were better than playin solitare. :evilb:

hell yeah, it only cost me $56.00 for a year membership, your spending all your money on gas going to them, besides i didn't want some dumb arse that played solitaire, I found a smart one that was to busy studyin to realize all my faults.


Happy Birthday Hermit!!!!

wstultz 08-08-2008 11:18 AM

Thanks biatches! I just got out of my endoscopy and am a little groggy but.......the ulcer has healed!!!!! I'll be having a crown tall tonight!:evilb:

jeff1000man 08-08-2008 11:22 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2648478)
Thanks biatches! I just got out of my endoscopy and am a little groggy but.......the ulcer has healed!!!!! I'll be having a crown tall tonight!:evilb:

Outback at 8 gentlemen

Spread the word.

BoatBIATCH 08-08-2008 11:28 AM

wade did you get all your parts

jeff1000man 08-08-2008 11:42 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2648486)
wade did you get all your parts

did you get parts for your birthday? Always a good present.

Rcolter 08-08-2008 11:43 AM

Happy BIRFADEY! SWADE.

jeff1000man 08-08-2008 11:45 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2648502)
Happy BIRFADEY! SWADE.

Colter, I think captain tethlong is on your computer. :grinser010:


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