Uh OH Blackwood performance.

Ed Totinghams old boat
Tribes older boat
http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/788047258.html

Might not make it up there. Momma is cooking a birthday diner and I might have to pass out in the hot tub.:drink:

Will see as the day goes on and these drugs wear off. Drug companies really need to work on good drugs that last longer.

I got everything on your list. We can use the connecters in my bins unless you would rather use others. She should be ready to go.

:cool:

Nice to see that Colter isn't letting a real job cut into his OSO and craigslist time.

mush mouth you seem pretty hiped up about outback tonight, you must have gotten a paycheck this month:ernaehrung004:

No, just havn't been in a while. Since I was thinking of going, everyone else will do something else though.

Definately didn't get a paycheck. I was going to do like some of the other guys around here and put stuff on other peoples tabs. :drink::party-smiley-004:

one thing i have learned from reading this is.... not to many people ***** about tab jumping cause turnabout is fair play.... but what you don't do is park your boat at someone elses house for a year at a time:party-smiley-004:

Blackwood Racing :evilb::evilb::evilb:

who was that BIP aimed at ?? :party-smiley-004::party-smiley-004:

Everyone with $hit at my house.:evilb:

I wonder why boat***** is sucking off wstultz. Something fishy going on around here. :party-smiley-004:

Happy B-Day Wado.......I had a drink or 2 for you at Outback:)

Thanks. I had a large Crown while baking in the hot tub...It was nice.

I had cake and ice cream :wuerg019::wuerg019::drool::drool:

HAPPY BELATED B DAY WADE:drink:

Happy Belated BDay Wade Enjoy the weekend......
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:ernaehrung004:

just want to ensure the next time i go over there the dog only tries to bite my shoes and not my nuts:drink:

"sick nuts" is the only thing that horse dog understands. Every time I go over there, she has a peanut butter goattee :party-smiley-004::eek::evilb:

What's up fools? Anyone need a Pizza!?!?:rolleyes:

What's up for the evening??? Wade, gonna celebrate you B-Day tonight? Happy Belated! :drink:

Thanks all for the happy b-day wishes.:drink:

And Chad, it is "sick balls" and yes she has her eyes set on yours.:evilb:

she must have really good eyes!!

typical woman :drink::drink:

And Chad, it is "sick balls" and yes she has her eyes set on yours.:evilb:[/QUOTE]

I just can't believe how well trained she is... when you told her the other night to piss on that motor, she went straight over and did it..... and the whole chew on the wires bit... that was really cool:party-smiley-004:

I just can't believe how well trained she is... when you told her the other night to piss on that motor, she went straight over and did it..... and the whole chew on the wires bit... that was really cool:party-smiley-004:[/QUOTE]

I can see that....wade's favorite line is, "Clyde, scrap the caddi" :party-smiley-004::party-smiley-004:

Somewhere in the Cigarette employees retirement home, there is a goat on the spit and a couple guys sitting around playing dominoes, drinking tequilla, saying "hey cabron, remember that giant purple boat dat we puddy the tree motors in?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

No wonder he can't sell it. On a better note, there are three brand new engines in it. One built by Blackwood performance, one built by Hodges performance, and one built by Gregory Performance. Who's will last the longest?

I am guessing that it doesn't matter because no one ever wants to crawl into that bildge again. I am so glad that it is over.

here is the side story to that, cold drink after workin on toms boat and Squatter is drinkin at papas.....

wait it gets better, i say why are you here, you are supposed to be workin on armstongs boat... he says, i went out of town because he told me he wasnt going to have header bolts until monday, i say so, he says well cant you cant put a motor together without header bolts!!!!!!!!!!!
















then he walked his tab................. i wish this was not a true story!!!

That is the most awful thing I have ever heard...That's it, I'm opening up my own "boat mechanic" shop. I can steal all of the local mechanics business do a decent job and still be 100000000 times better than any of the jackholes around here now.

Thats right biatchesssss. I can see it now. Senior Squattalot Boat Sevice. Half the price for a half azz Job. Twelve month turnaround guaranteed or I lein the boat for lack of progress.

Oh i almost forgot. One free with every visit.

http://bumperstickers.cafepress.com/...mper/133976319

Better word for him is a Grift, or Grifter. I will take him like 30 yrs to figure that one out. Hell it took him 3 months to figure out what squatter meant.

We can just call him Griff for short and he will never know.:evilb:

i wasnt gonna perpetuate it but he made a big deal with a new waitress about how he is a regular and he doesnt leave a card......... then he walked his tab an hour later!!!

griff is a good name!

22 hours to blast off for Desitin ( yes i spelled it wrong )

My understanding is there are some sleeper sofa's available and the house has a pool and BBQ pit. There should also be some room in the boats so if anyone accidentally finds their balls in their girlfriends nightstand and decides to come call Thomas Roper, ( aka boatman or his indian name " sleeps when sun goes down" )

SPICK, call a Tom ( either one ) or myself about the trip!!

Griff's Boat Service. Specialized and Certified in Mercurie Low Performance Powerboats.

don't forget about the expert bilge cleaning services that are provided

True that. A good explaination would be, "I pours all dem kemikals that I found laying round N der and wonce they all dizzolved dat bilge might bez clean. If not I gots to charge jew fo a secund applikatiun. So calls me in two munths and I will know ifs we needs that sekund applikatiun. Bidtch bez so clean youz culd eatz ouf dat bidcht."

The more the better.....9am blast off tomorrow morning....plenty of room at the inn...you can check in but you can never leave...:grinser010:

Awesome impressions!!!

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYP3jhqUC3I&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

You forget that you also can't put a motor together until you finish taking the old one apart, clean the parts you are going to re use, mark the wires that you cut in the bildge so you know what they go to (we guessed on that, I think the boat may now be running high horn pressure), clean the bildge, get all of Blackwoods tools out from under the center engine ( he was very angry about that) clean the bildge, or make sure that you have all of the parts to put it back together.

Those guys brought a new meaning to the term "mutherfu(king marathon"

I think at last count they had used the term around 50 times each and were trying to think of a better term.

I hope he doesn't go up to Armstrong and ask him "how he is doing at pappas one night" :angry-smiley-038:

Oh, and Richard's boat doesn't even have headers, but the manifold bolts were actually all in the same box and organized. Probably the only thing he did right. :grinser010:

New developement. It looks like he has been hired back into the employ of Armstong marine. I heard he is over there right now :eek:

UhOH trouble in paradise