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joew. 04-21-2007 03:35 PM

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BY U BOY 04-21-2007 03:52 PM

anyone have any jets laying around they will sell me? None of the stores have any and the speed shops around here are closed:(and i cant find the kit i had at the office

txlefty 04-21-2007 04:32 PM

I have to actually go to work and all the $hit talk......Tom your one to tallk about financing $hit. At least my boat runs on gas, your runs (or correct that doesn't run) on credit card, how is it to pay 12% money on the boat that doesn't run? I bet it sucks paying a couple grand a month for a dust collector! I sure hope your saving all those points! Cause you'd be better off getting on a boat that runs...like a cruise ship out of Galveston! :snide:

txlefty 04-21-2007 04:35 PM

SPK1.. I like the 1st one. But if your getting a deal......:D

txlefty 04-21-2007 04:38 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2101600)
anyone have any jets laying around they will sell me? None of the stores have any and the speed shops around here are closed:(and i cant find the kit i had at the office

Jeff has a bunch of jets call him.....

joew. 04-21-2007 04:41 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2101619)
I have to actually go to work and all the $hit talk......Tom your one to tallk about financing $hit. At least my boat runs on gas, your runs (or correct that doesn't run) on credit card, how is it to pay 12% money on the boat that doesn't run? I bet it sucks paying a couple grand a month for a dust collector! I sure hope your saving all those points! Cause you'd be better off getting on a boat that runs...like a cruise ship out of Galveston! :snide:

That is some serious chit talkin....Tbone is going to have that azzz.....:argue:

txlefty 04-21-2007 04:46 PM

[QUOTE=joew.;2101627]That is some serious chit talkin....Tbone is going to have that azzz.....:argue:[/Q It's simple really don't talk $hit if you don't expect $hit back....Ya'll think it's fun to bash all my business. Expect some retaliation. And I'll tell you what I'll take ANY part back if it's UNTRUE....:cool:

joew. 04-21-2007 04:55 PM

[QUOTE=txlefty;2101631]

Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2101627)
That is some serious chit talkin....Tbone is going to have that azzz.....:argue:[/Q It's simple really don't talk $hit if you don't expect $hit back....Ya'll think it's fun to bash all my business. Expect some retaliation. And I'll tell you what I'll take ANY part back if it's UNTRUE....:cool:

Hibitual line crosser=txlefty

txlefty 04-21-2007 04:58 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2101575)
and then don't pay on the note:evilb:

Really......whose crossing lines. Ya'll started it... I'll just finish it! :cool: Just for record, never missed a payment on anything I own!

joew. 04-21-2007 05:02 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2101638)
Really......whose crossing lines. Ya'll started it... I'll just finish it! :cool:

Hey, I am going to sit back and watch until I get broght into ya'lls chit.:cool: :cool: there will be several peeps feelings getting hurt is my prediction...:argue: :argue:

tomtbone1993 04-21-2007 05:16 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2101638)
Really......whose crossing lines. Ya'll started it... I'll just finish it! :cool: Just for record, never missed a payment on anything I own!

sounds to me some one can dish it out but can't take it. Consider everything else foreplay for the b!tch slappin I am going to give you......That my friend is a promise

txlefty 04-21-2007 05:20 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2101647)
sounds to me some one can dish it out but can't take it. Consider everything else foreplay for the b!tch slappin I am going to give you......That my friend is a promise

Oh we can take the gloves off !!! Just don't cry !!!! Cause it can get real nasty !!! :evilb: See ya'll later!!:drink:

BY U BOY 04-21-2007 06:02 PM

can someone ask jeff is he would be willing to sell me some of the jets he has i have exhausted all my sources on where to get some. If he will just let me know on here so i can run down there tomorrow and play with the big boys.:drink:

jeff1000man 04-21-2007 06:07 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2101587)
280105084846 for jeff.. It is a fuel monit. system


I have been watching it for 2 days. I set the sniper up for it. It will bid for me when there is 8 seconds left. That way the other guy never sees it coming. I won't buy one retail. but for $200 I would try it out.

jeff1000man 04-21-2007 06:11 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2101676)
can someone ask jeff is he would be willing to sell me some of the jets he has i have exhausted all my sources on where to get some. If he will just let me know on here so i can run down there tomorrow and play with the big boys.:drink:


I'll let you have any of my extra's. I can promise you though, that if I have them lying around they are to big. I think you are running a 502. If you upgraded to a 750 holley. It will have big enough jets all ready. Come see ue tommorrow.

Wstultz has a box of them I think.

Put the boat in the water tomorrow and bring 3 sets of spark plugs. Tey will be your only indicator if you need to jet up pr down. You don't go off of top speed.

See you tomorrow.

sarahcooper 04-21-2007 09:45 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2101682)
I'll let you have any of my extra's. I can promise you though, that if I have them lying around they are to big. I think you are running a 502. If you upgraded to a 750 holley. It will have big enough jets all ready. Come see ue tommorrow.

Wstultz has a box of them I think.

Put the boat in the water tomorrow and bring 3 sets of spark plugs. Tey will be your only indicator if you need to jet up pr down. You don't go off of top speed.

See you tomorrow.

this is By U Boy on my girls computer. looks like she got busted.
thanks jeff i will call tom tomorrow to meet up with yall.

so now we know that my girl is sarahcooper how scandalous.:eek:

Trojan-man 04-21-2007 10:14 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2101553)
#2.
Oh yea, and IM getting a sweet deal on #2, soo???

Is that a nordic in #2? That is a havasu boat for sure, sleek, low profile, haul a$$

Were you getting any kind of a deal on #1? I have been looking for a good deal on a 29 for a long time as a second boat.

Trojan-man 04-21-2007 10:15 PM

I went to the races downtown today......and I have never seen so much a$$ in my life......end of story. I am changing careers to baldwick racing team and redheads.......

wstultz 04-22-2007 02:09 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2101600)
anyone have any jets laying around they will sell me? None of the stores have any and the speed shops around here are closed:(and i cant find the kit i had at the office

I have two boxes of jets. Call me if you make it up here tomorrow. I'll be around the lake or hopefully on the lake.

tomtbone1993 04-22-2007 02:58 AM

smooth operator will be delivering azz whoopins tomorrow who wants to be first?

boatman22 04-22-2007 07:47 AM

I might get the sled on the lake today...where will everyone be at? Just look for "The wet Spot" :eek:

jeff1000man 04-22-2007 12:17 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2101587)
280105084846 for jeff.. It is a fuel monit. system

just bopught it go auction sniper go

jeff1000man 04-22-2007 12:24 PM

Just waking up from the 6am drinking fest on the islander. Did lefty make it to work this morning?? hvn't heard out of him yet.

I think I am still drunk. I will be off the computer the rest of the day.

txlefty 04-22-2007 01:38 PM

Yeah Biatches.....partied til 5:45 on the ISLANDER and made it to work by 11:30 ! Hurtin like hell...but I made it! I know I'll be the only SOB on the computer cause all you punk AZZ's are on the DAMN LAKE!!!! :drool: Ihope to catch you guys around 6! SAVE ME A DAMN BEER! :drink:

Trojan-man 04-22-2007 02:05 PM

I'm still workin too lefty, but now I am headed to the lake :evilb: :hothead:

txlefty 04-22-2007 02:11 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2102153)
I'm still workin too lefty, but now I am headed to the lake :evilb: :hothead:

Great.....well go to Papas and have Wednesday serve you a big , tall , glass of SHUT THE FU(K UP!!!! Oh and go ahead and put it on my tab! :evilb:

BY U BOY 04-22-2007 09:40 PM

it was nice to meet most of yall:drink: Tom the boat sounded good on the hose i hope you got it running good.

jeff1000man 04-22-2007 09:44 PM

OK for all of the guys that hang around on the lake, lurk on our thread and are scared to anty up and get some.

It will become public knowledge in the next couple of days who you are and you will get drawn into the fire or we will start making more fun of you chicken ****s.

First in our sights.

Louie, Don't ever tell anyone that you just bought a brand new 100mph 42' fountain and are scared to drive it to Tickfaw.

Kurt, You are next.

One by one we will pick you off.

Gentlemen we have lurkers in our mist.:mad:

tomtbone1993 04-22-2007 09:59 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2102519)
it was nice to meet most of yall:drink: Tom the boat sounded good on the hose i hope you got it running good.

Nice meeting you as well. Sorry we didn't get to your carb issue. We finallt hit the water around 6:00PM Boat did run verry strong. Still have some tweeking to do:cool:

tomtbone1993 04-22-2007 09:59 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2102527)
OK for all of the guys that hang around on the lake, lurk on our thread and are scared to anty up and get some.

It will become public knowledge in the next couple of days who you are and you will get drawn into the fire or we will start making more fun of you chicken ****s.

First in our sights.

Louie, Don't ever tell anyone that you just bought a brand new 100mph 42' fountain and are scared to drive it to Tickfaw.

Kurt, You are next.

One by one we will pick you off.

Gentlemen we have lurkers in our mist.:mad:

thanks for you help today:cool:

BY U BOY 04-22-2007 10:58 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2102540)
Nice meeting you as well. Sorry we didn't get to your carb issue. We finallt hit the water around 6:00PM Boat did run verry strong. Still have some tweeking to do:cool:

no problem i got it tuned just need to get the right jets in it now. she runs alot beter. no more load up on idle and no more wanting to shut down when i shift:D ill get the jets right this week and finish up before tickfaw.

i also need to find a 24 b1 to try

wstultz 04-23-2007 09:10 AM

By u Boy, It was nice meeting you and your better half. The boat sounded mean.

Mush Mouth, We need to start Keel Hauling some people if they don't start chiming in on this crap.

Don't be sceeeeeered biatches!

On another note....very eventful weekend. Especially at inland marina yesterday afternoon........"We can't help it we're dumb Norwegians."

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 09:38 AM

that was some funny chit.....

Trojan-man 04-23-2007 09:47 AM

Mush Mouth, We need to start Keel Hauling some people if they don't start chiming in on this crap.



Wade, I believe "Keel Hauling" is a sailboat term. Have you converted to the power of nature on us ?? :evilb:

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 09:55 AM

have you uploaded the video yet?

BY U BOY 04-23-2007 10:22 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2102801)
By u Boy, It was nice meeting you and your better half. The boat sounded mean.

Mush Mouth, We need to start Keel Hauling some people if they don't start chiming in on this crap.

Don't be sceeeeeered biatches!

On another note....very eventful weekend. Especially at inland marina yesterday afternoon........"We can't help it we're dumb Norwegians."


oh chit what happened?

BY U BOY 04-23-2007 10:31 AM

Jenni has given the seal of approval and wants to go back and actually spend some time on the water away from the dock:drink: Cant say i blame her.She thinks yall are nice laid back people. I guess she has not read all 2200 post on this thread:evilb: :drink:


oh yeah and i lost another freaking buddy bearing on the way home:mad: same hub 2 in one day somethings not right:(

wstultz 04-23-2007 10:32 AM

Wade, I believe "Keel Hauling" is a sailboat term. Have you converted to the power of nature on us ?? :evilb:[/QUOTE]


Keel hauling will work on anything with a nasty bottom with barnicles to cut your A$$ up. The wind can kiss my a$$.

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 10:34 AM

Ok now for the news of the weekend.

Smooth Operator is back out of the hospital and recovering rapidly. A few dozen items of getting things timed and adjusted should put her back into the front of the pack for good. Creed, you lefty and I can park our buckets and ride with Tom when we need to go faster.

There was a lesson on how to "NOT" ride a wave runner at inland marina on Sunday. For those of you who were there for the show, good laughs were had at someone elses expense for a change. Waverunners never truly sink. And Hodges can still scrape a repair job out from under Inland Mike like a pro. Being a "Dumb Norweigan" is not an excuse for flipping over a wavrunner and leaving it in the lake.

Chad please upload the B- Roll

For serious notes. We will be compiling a list of the lurkers that are looking at our thread and not getting in the game. We will start putting your dirty laundry out here in order to bring you out in public.

Please add to the list if there any more that you know of.

Louie, Kurt, John, Brian,

We are watching.

Rcolter 04-23-2007 10:41 AM

Can I be on the list? I wish I was cool enought to make that list. :cool:


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