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joew. 08-21-2008 03:15 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2659847)
Who's going to Pappa's Sat night? We won't be blocked by BigAndy's houtthboat:party-smiley-004:

I will be on the lake all day on Saturday and Sunday. Let me know if you would like to stay at Inland over night and I will ask David. I have both waverunners up and running so it adds a little fun to the mix. I will proably take it easy until I get back to the marina and then stay on the boat(curled up to a bottle of scotch and no front tooth:drink:

jeff1000man 08-21-2008 03:58 PM

Boatman, I got your bottle of crown with the handle on it. Bring the flywheels this weekend. :ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 08-21-2008 04:38 PM

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

boatman22 08-21-2008 04:48 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2659936)
Boatman, I got your bottle of crown with the handle on it. Bring the flywheels this weekend. :ernaehrung004:

Can I have my SS hose making kits back at the same time?:party-smiley-004:

boatman22 08-21-2008 04:49 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2659893)
I will be on the lake all day on Saturday and Sunday. Let me know if you would like to stay at Inland over night and I will ask David. I have both waverunners up and running so it adds a little fun to the mix. I will proably take it easy until I get back to the marina and then stay on the boat(curled up to a bottle of scotch and no front tooth:drink:

Ask David if it's ok....Maybe we can block the stage with the Islander and get free drinks....

jeff1000man 08-21-2008 04:53 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2660002)
Can I have my SS hose making kits back at the same time?:party-smiley-004:

I traded them for the bottle of crown. I didn't know you wanted them back. :evilb:

Yeah, you can have them back.

They did come in really handy when I was building the engine for the magnum though. :ernaehrung004:

insanity342 08-21-2008 05:33 PM

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THIS WAS FUN:drink:

jeff1000man 08-21-2008 05:53 PM


Originally Posted by insanity342 (Post 2660040)
THIS WAS FUN:drink:

What was it like looking over your right shoulder at a real boat? :eek:

Just kidding. :grinser010:

Cool pic. Don't see to many like that. :drink:

insanity342 08-21-2008 05:57 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2660061)
What was it like looking over your right shoulder at a real boat? :eek:

Just kidding. :grinser010:

Cool pic. Don't see to many like that. :drink:

I KNEW HE WAS COMING SO I JUST ENYOYED THE MOMENT:drink:

jeff1000man 08-21-2008 06:20 PM


Originally Posted by insanity342 (Post 2660067)
I KNEW HE WAS COMING SO I JUST ENYOYED THE MOMENT:drink:

Whats up with your avatar? Are you moving to the mountains? :rolleyes:

insanity342 08-21-2008 06:41 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2660091)
Whats up with your avatar? Are you moving to the mountains? :rolleyes:

NOT SURE WHAT I WANT TO PUT THERE SO I THOUGHT I WOULD FREAK YOU OUT:evilb:

insanity342 08-21-2008 06:42 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2660091)
Whats up with your avatar? Are you moving to the mountains? :rolleyes:

IS THAT BETTER

Trojan-man 08-21-2008 06:47 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2660007)
I traded them for the bottle of crown. I didn't know you wanted them back. :evilb:

Yeah, you can have them back.

They did come in really handy when I was building the engine for the magnum though. :ernaehrung004:

Yeaaahhhhh, ahhhh hows it goin? AAAhhhh, I'm goin to go ahead and need to borrow those. Yeeeeaaahhhh, if you could just go ahead and leave those out along with my red stapler, that would be great. thaaaaanks.

Trojan-man 08-21-2008 06:50 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2659989)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

Just think, Bigandy could have been rich if he only had a way to bottle it. Bigandy taaka methane is much more powerful than just regular farts. :party-smiley-004: :drink:

jeff1000man 08-21-2008 07:36 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2660126)
Just think, Bigandy could have been rich if he only had a way to bottle it. Bigandy taaka methane is much more powerful than just regular farts. :party-smiley-004: :drink:

You mean like this.

I havn't been to the Tbone advance posting class so you will have to open it regular.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3MGXB7GTg4&NR=1

Trojan-man 08-21-2008 09:13 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2660170)
You mean like this.

I havn't been to the Tbone advance posting class so you will have to open it regular.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3MGXB7GTg4&NR=1

You need jesus :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 08-21-2008 10:24 PM

??????????????????????????:eek::eek::eek:

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o25407-en.html

spk1 08-22-2008 12:34 AM

I found the spot where the kite surfer hit the wall,, U think I would make the national news if I paint a Big Red BullsEyE, on the side of the building tonight? :evilb:

spk1 08-22-2008 12:42 AM

Im kicking around the idea of trading the caddy for a viper gts
what do you guys think?

boatman22 08-22-2008 08:40 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2660360)
??????????????????????????:eek::eek::eek:

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o25407-en.html

If it had 525's it would be a bad ass Baja:drink:

bigandy 08-22-2008 09:37 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2660412)
Im kicking around the idea of trading the caddy for a viper gts
what do you guys think?

what ever you think will make your penis look bigger to the ladies.... get something with some class. You are in Miami, 645 convertable or an SL500. M6 convertables can be picked up cheap sometimes... find it on ebay and i will bring it to you!!! Call me about key west in november....

jeff1000man 08-22-2008 10:06 AM

I must have pissed somebody off at the office again. Half of florida is flooding, and I am still at home. :mad:

wstultz 08-22-2008 11:32 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2660688)
I must have pissed somebody off at the office again. Half of florida is flooding, and I am still at home. :mad:

I must have pissed someone off upstairs because i'm stuck in Carson City, 30 miles from where I started, with 2000 miles to go.

jeff1000man 08-22-2008 12:30 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2660769)
I must have pissed someone off upstairs because i'm stuck in Carson City, 30 miles from where I started, with 2000 miles to go.

Should have stayed on the paved road.

Rooooaaaaadddddd. Rowwwwaaaaaadddddddd. LALALALALALALALALALALA Luuuuukkkkke I am your faaaaattthhhheeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr.

jeff1000man 08-22-2008 12:33 PM

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I think we might be going low key this weekend. :ernaehrung004:

She is almost ready for a test fire, and I have orders to drive the pizz out of it.

jeff1000man 08-22-2008 12:34 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2660769)
I must have pissed someone off upstairs because i'm stuck in Carson City, 30 miles from where I started, with 2000 miles to go.

Also there are a lot of very interesting ways to spend your money in that town. :drink: Be careful.

Trojan-man 08-22-2008 12:46 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2660811)
I think we might be going low key this weekend. :ernaehrung004:

She is almost ready for a test fire, and I have orders to drive the pizz out of it.

I will be in conroe in an hour or two if you need a co-pilot :party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 08-22-2008 12:48 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2660412)
Im kicking around the idea of trading the caddy for a viper gts
what do you guys think?

Make it happen. Get a viper while you are young, and then when you turn 50 and turn gay, you can get a mercedes convertible. Just my $.02

The Z will still smoke the viper :eek::drink:

bigandy 08-22-2008 12:52 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2660828)
Make it happen. Get a viper while you are young, and then when you turn 50 and turn gay, you can get a mercedes convertible. Just my $.02

The Z will still smoke the viper :eek::drink:

is that you guys cb handles.... " viper you out there, this is Z, come on back good buddy "

jeff1000man 08-22-2008 12:53 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2660831)
is that you guys cb handles.... " viper you out there, this is Z, come on back good buddy "

Where are you? You sum bish.

jeff1000man 08-22-2008 12:55 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2660412)
Im kicking around the idea of trading the caddy for a viper gts
what do you guys think?

Must be nice to just sit around bored all day and think of ways to make bad investments. :cool:

And by the way, Vipers suck. If I had your money, I would just get it over with and buy a damn ferrari, and quit playing around with the tinker toys.

Trojan-man 08-22-2008 01:01 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2660839)
Must be nice to just sit around bored all day and think of ways to make bad investments. :cool:

And by the way, Vipers suck. If I had your money, I would just get it over with and buy a damn ferrari, and quit playing around with the tinker toys.

you got a point there mush mouth. My old man's Z06 will smoke a viper

bigandy 08-22-2008 01:02 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2660839)
Must be nice to just sit around bored all day and think of ways to make bad investments. :cool:

And by the way, Vipers suck. If I had your money, I would just get it over with and buy a damn ferrari, and quit playing around with the tinker toys.

cause that is a good investment????????????

Trojan-man 08-22-2008 01:03 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2660831)
is that you guys cb handles.... " viper you out there, this is Z, come on back good buddy "

yes it is and speaking of that, they played smokey and the bandit I and II all day yesterday.

Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a Possum's Pecker !!!!!!

Trojan-man 08-22-2008 01:10 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2660833)
Where are you? You sum bish.

"Daddy I aint ever leaving home"

"Junior, don't you ever, ever, insult your daddy like that again"

spk1 08-22-2008 01:14 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2660670)
what ever you think will make your penis look bigger to the ladies.... get something with some class. You are in Miami, 645 convertable or an SL500. M6 convertables can be picked up cheap sometimes... find it on ebay and i will bring it to you!!! Call me about key west in november....

Whipping it out on their foreheads always made mine look bigger to the ladies, :cool: , And any 645 sl500 m6,in South Florida, is a great way to blend in, kinda like a yellow cab in manhattan. :drink:

Trojan-man 08-22-2008 01:18 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2660853)
Whipping it out on their foreheads always made mine look bigger to the ladies, :cool: , And any 645 sl500 m6,in South Florida, is a great way to blend in, kinda like a yellow cab in manhattan. :drink:

Is your name Mike Looooooowry ??

jeff1000man 08-22-2008 01:18 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2660846)
cause that is a good investment????????????

If you are going to throw money away, you should at least do it right.

jeff1000man 08-22-2008 01:19 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2660857)
Is your name Mike Looooooowry ??

Funny, now get to work you lazy sum bishes.

Trojan-man 08-22-2008 01:21 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2660859)
Funny, now get to work you lazy sum bishes.

I gotta pick up some plans and pick up a starter, then I want a ride in the death trap :eek::eek:


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