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spk1 08-20-2008 01:41 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2657840)
What happened to you this weekend? We had a great time....

Wet spot and Smooth did great!!! Had a bad ass house, ate good and got plenty drunk, plenty of times and saw lots of ASS!!!

Sorry,, believe it or not, I had to work,, plus a hurricane was comming, as well as some suprise guests to the house. Not to mention there are two, "professional" models (female) moving in above me. Some one had to help them drink by the pool while they waited for the movers to finish,, :drink:

spk1 08-20-2008 01:46 AM

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So what are you guys doing tomorrow? :ernaehrung004:

bigandy 08-20-2008 08:09 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2658000)
Sorry,, believe it or not, I had to work,, plus a hurricane was comming, as well as some suprise guests to the house. Not to mention there are two, "professional" models (female) moving in above me. Some one had to help them drink by the pool while they waited for the movers to finish,, :drink:

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=193490

here is what you missed!!!

Now we need to start talking about the Keys in Nov!!

wstultz 08-20-2008 09:18 AM

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It's like a Where's Waldo book! Can you find Little Andy and the red bandana man?:evilb:

joew. 08-20-2008 09:39 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2658234)
It's like a Where's Waldo book! Can you find Little Andy and the red bandana man?:evilb:

Just follow the rainbow.......in the water:evilb:



Oil for those who are to stupid to get it:drink:

wstultz 08-20-2008 09:41 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2658259)
Just follow the rainbow.......in the water:evilb:



Oil for those who are to stupid to get it:drink:

We get it.:grinser010::evilb::p

Trojan-man 08-20-2008 10:26 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2658234)
It's like a Where's Waldo book! Can you find Little Andy and the red bandana man?:evilb:

I found Andy. Look for the guy on the beach going "num, num, num, num, num" between some 18 year olds boobies and you found him. :party-smiley-004:

boatman22 08-20-2008 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2658259)
Just follow the rainbow.......in the water:evilb:



Oil for those who are to stupid to get it:drink:

or this.......

wstultz 08-20-2008 11:03 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2658324)
or this.......

Nice! Burning some dinosaur bones.:eek:

txlefty 08-20-2008 11:09 AM

That looks like a Gregory Performance, Chris Means Chinese Take - Out, Blackwood re-install and McDonald lay on the ground sweatin' horse power mean muther-fuker! :evilb:

jeff1000man 08-20-2008 11:10 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2658324)
or this.......

Wow :eek:

jeff1000man 08-20-2008 11:12 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2658347)
That looks like a Gregory Performance, Chris Means Chinese Take - Out, Blackwood re-install and McDonald lay on the ground sweatin' horse power mean muther-fuker! :evilb:

Maybe it's just someone who actually used a boat once this summer. :grinser010:

You can't put all of those names in the same post idiot. :angry-smiley-038:

bigandy 08-20-2008 11:12 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2658324)
or this.......

thats what happens when you go over 3000 rpm!!! Everybody knows big blocks burn oil at high rpm loose tolerances keeps a motor together!!!

we came back in the cut and raised the hatches and the motors where absolutley sweating, no better way to describe it. TBONE this is not a "dis" I really have never seen motors with beads of water from the carbs down, yah she just ran across the top of 3-5's at 80 but no lie, sweating!! Crazy!

wstultz 08-20-2008 11:23 AM

I'm still waiting on pics!

txlefty 08-20-2008 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2658356)
Maybe it's just someone who actually used a boat once this summer. :grinser010:

You can't put all of those names in the same post idiot. :angry-smiley-038:

Your right I shouldn't put Blackwood in a group of idiots! He's much better than that! :eek:

joew. 08-20-2008 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2658357)
thats what happens when you go over 3000 rpm!!! Everybody knows big blocks burn oil at high rpm loose tolerances keeps a motor together!!!

we came back in the cut and raised the hatches and the motors where absolutley sweating, no better way to describe it. TBONE this is not a "dis" I really have never seen motors with beads of water from the carbs down, yah she just ran across the top of 3-5's at 80 but no lie, sweating!! Crazy!

I heard that the boat was eating oil like some people eat poupery (sp) (smell good stuff) when they get pulled over:eek:

txlefty 08-20-2008 11:30 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2658396)
I heard that the boat was eating oil like some people eat poupery (sp) (smell good stuff) when they get pulled over:eek:

I really dont know who eats "poop-ery?" :cool:

bigandy 08-20-2008 11:39 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2658396)
I heard that the boat was eating oil like some people eat poupery (sp) (smell good stuff) when they get pulled over:eek:

:evilb::evilb:

I dont even know why we started calling it potpouri, it was just dried fruit trail mix!!! Maybe 25 doubles and 3 hours of homemade drinks at the house caused us some vocabulary issues!@!

bigandy 08-20-2008 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2658400)
I really dont know who eats "poop-ery?" :cool:

i bet trojan has got some vides of it!!!

txlefty 08-20-2008 11:44 AM

I've got some fake trees and ivy at the house if your still hungry!

Trojan-man 08-20-2008 12:07 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2657999)
The hurricane is gone, score, Fay 0 Me 1. In other highlights, score banana 1 chad 0.:evilb:

no its more like banana 14, chad 0 :angry-smiley-038:

jeff1000man 08-20-2008 12:08 PM

Anyone going to lunch? I am starving and the water company is still working on the lines.

Trojan-man 08-20-2008 12:11 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2658413)
i bet trojan has got some vides of it!!!

the uncensored section has plenty of videos of it. I think most of them were posted by T-boner....along with the video of the guy hanging by his nuts....thanks tbone :drool::drool:

Trojan-man 08-20-2008 12:14 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2658446)
Anyone going to lunch? I am starving and the water company is still working on the lines.

yes sir as long as its not maphuckin mexican food :wuerg019::wuerg019::wuerg019:

txlefty 08-20-2008 12:17 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2658446)
Anyone going to lunch? I am starving and the water company is still working on the lines.

So your saying the stinky boy is hungy......

jeff1000man 08-20-2008 12:23 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2658452)
yes sir as long as its not maphuckin mexican food :wuerg019::wuerg019::wuerg019:

Ryan's fat bastard buffet in 15 minutes. :ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 08-20-2008 12:24 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2658455)
So your saying the stinky boy is hungy......

No, I showered at Wednesday's this morning before I left. :evilb::party-smiley-004::evilb:

But yes I am hungry. Feel free to join us.

txlefty 08-20-2008 12:37 PM

I wish.... having a $hitty day at Crown Ranch...... sold 450k and now a sales whore says their her client.....so I just told her old azz to fu(k off......so now I'm getting yelled at. :angry-smiley-038:

Another day in Pair-a-dice! :drink:

wstultz 08-20-2008 12:49 PM

I Believe we have a birthday boy in the midst!!!:party-smiley-020::party-smiley-051::party-smiley-020:

Happy birthday little guy!

Rcolter 08-20-2008 01:03 PM

Damn Wade how many boat pix you buy. One for each time you have run your boat?

wstultz 08-20-2008 01:36 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2658517)
Damn Wade how many boat pix you buy. One for each time you have run your boat?

With this new one I am creeping up on your run count. I keep seeing yours over there under her green cover looking sad.:(

This shot was taken by my camera phone.:evilb:

Rcolter 08-20-2008 01:41 PM

You have a long way to catch up with me. Thats like saying squatter will catch up on his rent. :eek: You know some things were not meant to happen. Keep trying lil buddy.

Oh I hope you can see mine its in the barn. But if you can will you come help me rebuild the fort!!!

Trojan-man 08-20-2008 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2658502)
I Believe we have a birthday boy in the midst!!!:party-smiley-020::party-smiley-051::party-smiley-020:

Happy birthday little guy!

TAAKAS and water for everyone !! :party-smiley-020::party-smiley-020:

jeff1000man 08-20-2008 03:13 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2658658)
TAAKAS and water for everyone !! :party-smiley-020::party-smiley-020:

So where is the birthday party tonight?

I was at SPECS a little while ago and was wondering why TAAKA was on sale. :ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004:

boatman22 08-21-2008 08:15 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2658658)
TAAKAS and water for everyone !! :party-smiley-020::party-smiley-020:


Happy belated Bday.......:ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004:

I was sleeping......

joew. 08-21-2008 10:38 AM

http://www.foxnews.com/video2/video0...us/index.html#

Just incase nobody saw the idiot kite surfer.

joew. 08-21-2008 10:50 AM

Jeff, Is there going to be a toppless poker run this year??? Labor day weekend is two weeks away!

boatman22 08-21-2008 02:41 PM

Who's going to Pappa's Sat night? We won't be blocked by BigAndy's houtthboat:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 08-21-2008 02:42 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2659579)
Jeff, Is there going to be a toppless poker run this year??? Labor day weekend is two weeks away!

Depends on if I have to go to FL or not?

:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 08-21-2008 02:43 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2659847)
Who's going to Pappa's Sat night? We won't be blocked by BigAndy's houtthboat:party-smiley-004:

Let me see if I can get something running by then. If not, I will be seeking accomodations elsewhere.


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