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jeff1000man 08-30-2008 10:03 AM

Looks like I am going to miss one hell of a hurricane party. :mad:

joew. 08-30-2008 10:19 AM

I am on the flight w/ bm22. Everyone should do the same that is planning on making the trip.

jeff1000man 08-30-2008 11:50 AM

Decent Money for Beak if anyone is looking.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o25561-en.html

jeff1000man 08-30-2008 11:52 AM

If that storm makes a left turn, I am naming my first kid Gustav.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...-o1234-en.html

jeff1000man 08-30-2008 12:12 PM

165mph at 10000ft. he's getting stronger.

wstultz 08-30-2008 01:46 PM

My flight is booked biatches! Same flight as boatman and Toothless Joe. We land in Lauderdale @ 10:43AM......Spick I hope you are awake.

jeff1000man 08-30-2008 02:10 PM

That flight is going to be off the hook. I detect some of you guys getting put on the no-fly list and having to rent a car to get home. :violent040:

jeff1000man 08-30-2008 03:37 PM

Where is everybody today?

I know you guys aren't getting ready for the big bad hurricane.

I could use somebidy going by my house and throwing all the the loose items around my house either into the garage, or into the lake.

Thanks,

My dad could use some help with the boats also, since Timmie and I are both out of town.

jeff1000man 08-30-2008 05:38 PM

Scary Mary called this morning at 3:45 A.M. Apparently she is over the noise regulations at LOTO. He was getting his ticket and being asked to leave the lake until he returned with mufflers. :drink:

Good stuff :ernaehrung004:

bigandy 08-30-2008 06:04 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2669711)
Where is everybody today?

I know you guys aren't getting ready for the big bad hurricane.

I could use somebidy going by my house and throwing all the the loose items around my house either into the garage, or into the lake.

Thanks,

My dad could use some help with the boats also, since Timmie and I are both out of town.

i threw out my back the other day but i will go by and look at it, i think we have some time....

joew. 08-30-2008 06:18 PM

I am heading to the palms. Should be a good time if anyone wants in.

joew. 08-30-2008 06:18 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2669711)
Where is everybody today?

I know you guys aren't getting ready for the big bad hurricane.

I could use somebidy going by my house and throwing all the the loose items around my house either into the garage, or into the lake.

Thanks,

My dad could use some help with the boats also, since Timmie and I are both out of town.

If it comes this way I will help you out.

jeff1000man 08-30-2008 06:35 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2669819)
If it comes this way I will help you out.

Oh, and park my dually under that tree that is about to fall down. :grinser010:

BY U BOY 08-30-2008 06:42 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2669831)
Oh, and park my dually under that tree that is about to fall down. :grinser010:

just push it in the lake:drink:

jeff1000man 08-30-2008 06:46 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2669836)
just push it in the lake:drink:

I hope a tree falls on your house. :party-smiley-004::evilb:

BY U BOY 08-30-2008 06:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2669839)
I hope a tree falls on your house. :party-smiley-004::evilb:

as long as you are the adjuster and write me a check for 375K I'll be happy:drink:

jeff1000man 08-30-2008 06:55 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2669844)
as long as you are the adjuster and write me a check for 375K I'll be happy:drink:

Never seen a 375K tree. Better hope it falls on the box of matches that you have taped to the top of the gas can that is on top of the sofa in the middle of the wood floors where the fan is blowing under the crawl space. :party-smiley-004:

BY U BOY 08-30-2008 07:01 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2669846)
Never seen a 375K tree. Better hope it falls on the box of matches that you have taped to the top of the gas can that is on top of the sofa in the middle of the wood floors where the fan is blowing under the crawl space. :party-smiley-004:

I can arrange that get the check book ready:grinser010:

jeff1000man 08-30-2008 07:03 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2669854)
I can arrange that get the check book ready:grinser010:

I cut slits halfway through all of my trees before I left town. Hope they blow down before they die. It might look a little suspicious if they die before they fall down. :party-smiley-004:

BY U BOY 08-30-2008 07:04 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2669857)
I cut slits halfway through all of my trees before I left town. Hope they blow down before they die. It might look a little suspicious if they die before they fall down. :party-smiley-004:

with your luck they will all fall away from the house:rolleyes:

jeff1000man 08-30-2008 07:08 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2669859)
with your luck they will all fall away from the house:rolleyes:

Or on the uninsurable boat house

Trojan-man 08-31-2008 02:08 AM

:drool::drool::drool: waaaaaaa ssssaaaaaaap !!!

bigandy 08-31-2008 02:52 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2670046)
:drool::drool::drool: waaaaaaa ssssaaaaaaap !!!

u blow goats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jeff1000man 08-31-2008 05:06 PM

Hope everybody had fun today on the lake :cool:

jeff1000man 08-31-2008 05:06 PM

Just in from customs

Day 1, Message One: Maritime - Hurricane Gustav
Sun, 31 Aug 2008 13:02:15 -0500


Current Status:  ALERT ALERT ALERT - Hurricane GustavHSAS Level:  YellowMARSEC Level:  OneAffected Ports(s)/Terminal(s):  The Port of New Orleans will have minimal CBP staffing on Sunday 083108. Upon confirmation of the river closure from USCG (anticipated 083108 or 090108), the Port of New Orleans will close. (more)

jeff1000man 09-01-2008 01:14 AM

Here u go Buy u boy

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o25577-en.html

Hope you guys are having a blast. Havn't heard from anyone today, and no one is answering the phone, so there must be a hell of a party going on somewhere.

BY U BOY 09-01-2008 10:29 AM

It's back! That is great boat..

jeff1000man 09-01-2008 11:05 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2670840)
It's back! That is great boat..

It is a good price to I beleive. I would love to have that one in the collection.

BY U BOY 09-01-2008 11:11 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2670865)
It is a good price to I beleive. I would love to have that one in the collection.

Yep it has a few hours on the engines but word is that it has been taken very good care of. It use to have a pink stripe down the side and was painted how it is now. That would be a bad azz boat with a single BIG HP blower motor:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 09-01-2008 11:14 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2670875)
Yep it has a few hours on the engines but word is that it has been taken very good care of. It use to have a pink stripe down the side and was painted how it is now. That would be a bad azz boat with a single BIG HP blower motor:ernaehrung004:

It would be a bad azz boat with those 2 engines that are on the floor of my garage and a aset of CMI's :drink:

Trojan-man 09-01-2008 01:42 PM

spk1 really takes it in the can

spk1 09-01-2008 05:55 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2670948)
spk1 really takes it in the can

Poontoon boat trailers take it in the can. :mad: What everybody up to tonight?

spk1 09-01-2008 06:04 PM

I would like to publicly thank Joew., Wade, Tom, Jeff, Creedo, And everybody else who pitched in to help me get ready for the storm,, Probably going to be a dud,, but You guys all stepped up,, Thanks.

Oh yea, and id like to thank chad for letting me know exactly what I was missing the three hours I spent underneath the pontoon boat trailer with creed, sorting out a bent up rim, and razor sharp steel belt radial wire, on a second note, chad did stay in touch untill he actually got a girl on his boat, and then,, .................................................. . niceee. :evilb:

jeff1000man 09-01-2008 06:09 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2671082)
I would like to publicly thank Joew., Wade, Tom, Jeff, Creedo, And everybody else who pitched in to help me get ready for the storm,, Probably going to be a dud,, but You guys all stepped up,, Thanks.

Oh yea, and id like to thank chad for letting me know exactly what I was missing the three hours I spent underneath the pontoon boat trailer with creed, sorting out a bent up rim, and razor sharp steel belt radial wire, on a second note, chad did stay in touch untill he actually got a girl on his boat, and then,, .................................................. . niceee. :evilb:

Jr. put the evidence in the car.

jeff1000man 09-01-2008 06:10 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2671082)
I would like to publicly thank Joew., Wade, Tom, Jeff, Creedo, And everybody else who pitched in to help me get ready for the storm,, Probably going to be a dud,, but You guys all stepped up,, Thanks.

Oh yea, and id like to thank chad for letting me know exactly what I was missing the three hours I spent underneath the pontoon boat trailer with creed, sorting out a bent up rim, and razor sharp steel belt radial wire, on a second note, chad did stay in touch untill he actually got a girl on his boat, and then,, .................................................. . niceee. :evilb:

I am also glad that I inherited a sea ray. If it was staying in conroe, that would be enough motivation to have Troy come finish the boat lift.

spk1 09-01-2008 06:15 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2671087)
I am also glad that I inherited a sea ray. If it was staying in conroe, that would be enough motivation to have Troy come finish the boat lift.

Now a boat lift would have been reall nice,, The 3-4ft rollers that come throught there make me feel right at home while spending the night.

jeff1000man 09-01-2008 06:21 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2671091)
Now a boat lift would have been reall nice,, The 3-4ft rollers that come throught there make me feel right at home while spending the night.

That only happens when Joew is running form the game warden. :evilb:

jeff1000man 09-01-2008 06:24 PM

Found a new toy for club 105

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/pts/818721801.html

wstultz 09-01-2008 09:24 PM

Good times last night. Unfortunately today went by real quick due to shear laziness. Spick1 i'm glad you got all of your $hit taken care of and that my trailer didn't self destruct on you...but you do take it in the can for not coming to the bar, I even stayed up late to hang out. jk hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe:evilb:

bigandy 09-02-2008 08:58 AM

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Cant decide which picture is funnier to me, fast and the curious leaving skidmarks to get to waffle house in their rice burner's or our boy in the UC section..... i cant wait to see how that thread turns out!!!!

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=194387


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