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spk1 12-01-2008 12:13 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2750328)

U should hear the horn on the magnum! :eek:

jeff1000man 12-01-2008 12:14 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2750574)
U should hear the horn on the magnum! :eek:

I heard it says "pull ovah" pull ovah" :evilb:

bigandy 12-01-2008 12:33 PM

i was looking for something else but found this, kinda funny you morons voted in a president thats speaches were stolen from a song!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjMgsXaeRcU

This is what i was lookin for, maybe because i was drinkin but this is one of the funniest episodes i have seen!!!! Office space tribute and punkin Jesus was the best!!!!!

http://www.hulu.com/watch/37768/fami...dream-of-jesus

bigandy 12-01-2008 12:37 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2750575)
I heard it says "pull ovah" pull ovah" :evilb:

ya right after it says "wooooooo, wooooooooooooooooo"

bigandy 12-01-2008 01:10 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/_Airc...1%7C240%3A1318

look no reserve, wado can i keep it at casa de lowrey ( ur house )

wstultz 12-01-2008 01:16 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2750612)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/_Airc...1%7C240%3A1318

look no reserve, wado can i keep it at casa de lowrey ( ur house )

Only if I get to use it.:drink:

jeff1000man 12-01-2008 01:34 PM

I see bigandy has been hard at work again.

Warning: Scam Artists Still Operating Months after Hurricane Ike
Release Date: November 29, 2008
Release Number: 1791-291

» More Information on Texas Hurricane Ike


AUSTIN, Texas -- Although it has been more than two months since Hurricane Ike devastated Texas' upper Gulf Coast, residents should be aware that swindlers continue to operate throughout the disaster area, warn officials of the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) and the Texas Governor's Division of Emergency Management (GDEM).

"Don't assume the scam artists are looking for prey elsewhere just because it's been a while since Ike struck," said State Coordinating Officer Joan Haun. "As long as the recovery effort goes on, these unscrupulous individuals will continue to target Texans. We are urging residents to remain vigilant."

There are three common scams following a disaster - phony contractors soliciting work, bogus pleas for post-disaster donations, and fake offers of help getting state or federal aid - but residents should never underestimate the ingenuity of those who are out to make a fast buck.

Texans should be especially alert for phone or door-to-door solicitors who promise to speed up the insurance, disaster assistance or building-permit process, and those who ask for large cash deposits or advance payments in full.

"We are in the midst of the recovery effort and people are eager to get their lives back to normal," said Federal Coordinating Officer Stephen DeBlasio. "Our message to Texans is to slow down and question these offers."

Those who suspect someone of engaging in unscrupulous activities should call the FEMA Disaster Fraud Hotline at 1-866-720-5721. Complaints may also be made to local law enforcement agencies and through the Texas Attorney General Consumer Protection Hotline at 1-800-621-0508.

Texans should call the Fraud Hotline if:

Someone claiming to be from FEMA comes to their home, calls or emails them and asks for their Social Security number, bank account number or other sensitive information.
FEMA requires that applicants supply personal information when registering for assistance, either by calling 1-800-621-FEMA (3362), TTY 1-800-462-7585, or online at www.FEMA.gov.
Personal information is also required when filing out loan applications.
Texans should be suspicious if they are asked to provide such information at any other time.
Someone claiming to be a building contractor knocks on their door and offers to make repairs or clean up debris.
The best way to avoid this scam is to use licensed local contractors, ask for references and check them before entering into a contract. Also, residents should ask for a written estimate from at least three contractors – and read the fine print before signing any contract.
Someone asks them to donate to a Hurricane Ike relief fund, but they never heard of the charitable organization, or the person soliciting the donation requests the check be made out to a private individual.
Simply ask the person soliciting the donation for the exact name and phone number of the charity, research the charity if it is unknown, and then call to confirm the person is an employee or volunteer.
Someone offers a "deal" that just sounds too good to be true.
More disaster recovery information is available at www.fema.gov or www.txdps.state.tx.us/dem.

FEMA coordinates the federal government's role in preparing for, preventing, mitigating the effects of, responding to, and recovering from all domestic disasters, whether natural or man-made, including acts of terror.

Last Modified: Monday, 01-Dec-2008 14:03:35

bigandy 12-01-2008 02:28 PM

you screw one old lady out of her life savings and you never live it down!!!

Trojan-man 12-01-2008 04:11 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2750653)
you screw one old lady out of her life savings and you never live it down!!!

oh common, don't sell yourself short. I am sure there have been many Andy deals :party-smiley-004::party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 12-01-2008 04:53 PM

What is the progress on the Bannanannnannnaannaaanna over the past holiday???

spk1 12-01-2008 05:26 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2750501)
Turd

yea, your are correct,, if youve ever seen it in person, lol its a goofy looking sob.

spk1 12-01-2008 05:34 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2750734)
What is the progress on the Bannanannnannnaannaaanna over the past holiday???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDlQm...eature=related

:evilb:

spk1 12-01-2008 05:35 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2750734)
What is the progress on the Bannanannnannnaannaaanna over the past holiday???

This is all the neighbors could hear for milesss,,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neKXc7pw4go

:ernaehrung004:

tomtbone1993 12-01-2008 05:43 PM

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Today would have been a great day to take out WStultz's sail boat....plus its TOPPS election time again:)

jeff1000man 12-01-2008 05:52 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2750754)
yea, your are correct,, if youve ever seen it in person, lol its a goofy looking sob.

I've driven pat it a few times in the past couple months.

It's worth $2500, and that is if you are artistically challenged.

wstultz 12-01-2008 06:32 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2750767)
Today would have been a great day to take out WStultz's sail boat....plus its TOPPS election time again:)

Wade will not be running for any Executive positions this year...but thank you for your support.:p

jeff1000man 12-01-2008 09:05 PM

Good game on tonight so far.

tomtbone1993 12-01-2008 11:28 PM

comon Bladwick.........lets roll.......http://video.kenblockracing.com/flas...FFF&autoplay=0

tomtbone1993 12-01-2008 11:38 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2750806)
Wade will not be running for any Executive positions this year...but thank you for your support.:p

quitter........

tomtbone1993 12-01-2008 11:43 PM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/b...ml#post2750595


Jeffro giving Oil futures advice.........

bigandy 12-02-2008 12:11 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2750970)
comon Bladwick.........lets roll.......http://video.kenblockracing.com/flas...FFF&autoplay=0

That is really cool. I give the car alot of credit but that ol boy can drive!!! Even if he if he did have a few practice runs....

Did watchin that get you in the mood to race kelly down 105 about 11:30????

tomtbone1993 12-02-2008 10:09 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2750980)

Did watchin that get you in the mood to race kelly down 105 about 11:30????

could have.......:cool::ernaehrung004::cool:

jeff1000man 12-02-2008 10:29 AM

Morning di(heads.
Ford up .32
nextel up .34
CITI up .60

You guys should be getting in on some of this, probably to late for today, but you should be watching.

jeff1000man 12-02-2008 10:43 AM

Trojan mna

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2-UP-...1%7C240%3A1318

bigandy 12-02-2008 10:57 AM

delete!!!

wstultz 12-02-2008 11:06 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2751168)
you really live up to the name of this thread, i dont even want to quote the biggest dousche bag statement i have ever read to give you the chance to remove it.... and what kind of dumbass is proud of a 33% debt to income, it was so random i had to think about what dti is, i made $30k last year that the government knows of and am a signer on $11M in debt what does that have to do with anything???? your the guy to listen to???? Marriage couldnt change him???? even the Lord of the Rings on your finger doesnt NOT make you an a$$hole but thats why we like him cause he calls a spade a spade!!!! We are all dumber for having read what you wrote and may God have mercy on your soul!!!!

DAMN!!!!!!! What did the five fingers (or five footer) say to the face?...........SLAP!

wstultz 12-02-2008 11:07 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2751149)
Morning di(heads.
Ford up .32
nextel up .34
CITI up .60

You guys should be getting in on some of this, probably to late for today, but you should be watching.

Did you quit the insurance gig to become a day trader?

wstultz 12-02-2008 11:07 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2751153)

Good find

wstultz 12-02-2008 11:18 AM

A cool old relic:.......Midnight Express's slogan "If it absolutely, positively has to get across the gulf stream overnight.....Midnight Express"......

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1989-...rQ5fMotorboats

jeff1000man 12-02-2008 11:20 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2751171)
Did you quit the insurance gig to become a day trader?

Gives me something to do on the side, and it is working right now. My roth account is back out of the whole. :drink:

and yes we know you are the real high roller in the group bigandy. And I am the drunk idiot.

CITI group moved up another .20 since I was in the shower.

Victorias Secret fashion show back stage coming up on CNBC.

wstultz 12-02-2008 11:20 AM

Some redid a nice KV......

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/LOWER...rQ5fMotorboats

jeff1000man 12-02-2008 11:22 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2751187)
A cool old relic:.......Midnight Express's slogan "If it absolutely, positively has to get across the gulf stream overnight.....Midnight Express"......

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1989-...rQ5fMotorboats

How fast do you think that is?

jeff1000man 12-02-2008 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2751190)

There is a thread about that boat somewhere on here.

jeff1000man 12-02-2008 11:26 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2751168)
delete!!!

I drank a half gallon of jack while I was watching the game last night. The rest is a blur. :party-smiley-004:

bigandy 12-02-2008 11:30 AM

I aint no high roller, i didnt look at the time on the post, it was a bit of a douscher!!!! you have to admit, i wish now i had saved it but it least tbone saw it and i ams ure there is a back story but i was just bustin balls which is what we are supposed to do when not posting random shat and the occasional sweet boat like the midnight express!!! i really like that boat.....

jeff1000man 12-02-2008 11:38 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2751201)
I aint no high roller, i didnt look at the time on the post, it was a bit of a douscher!!!! you have to admit, i wish now i had saved it but it least tbone saw it and i ams ure there is a back story but i was just bustin balls which is what we are supposed to do when not posting random shat and the occasional sweet boat like the midnight express!!! i really like that boat.....

We all know that my social skills are very limited.

And yes you are the original high roller pimp.

bigandy 12-02-2008 11:38 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2751190)

i like seeing the snow in the adds this time of year!!!

bigandy 12-02-2008 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2751208)
We all know that my social skills are very limited.

And yes you are the original high roller pimp.

what are you talking about??? Mr CNBC!!!! i dont even have cable, i think it is obvious who the high roller is!!!!

jeff1000man 12-02-2008 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2751216)
what are you talking about??? Mr CNBC!!!! i dont even have cable, i think it is obvious who the high roller is!!!!

Yeah, but you have eleventy plasma tv's in storage, and a laptop internet connection that works in your car.

But you do drink TAAKA, and I drink Crown, so I guess that makes us even.

bigandy 12-02-2008 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2751136)
could have.......:cool::ernaehrung004::cool:

it has been confirmed the two 90 mile an hour Bimmers on rarely patroled hwy 105 :rolleyes: at 11:30 were the drunken husband and wife high performance driving team sponsored by Outback steakhouse and Budlight!!!! You two doing a lil days of thunder roll playing again??? "Let me out of the car Colllllle, Let me out of the caaaaaaaarrrrrr!!!!!" "Rubbin is racin baby!!!!"


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