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spk1 09-27-2008 08:53 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2699529)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BOAT-...mZ300262199736

Here is a way to turn jeffs house into a real life boat yard!! :evilb:

Seriously though, one of you guys should get this thing,, If I had the land Id be all over it!!

Tell me that thing wouldnt make you a fortune helping clean up kemah and galveston.

Trojan-man 09-27-2008 09:08 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2699539)
Tell me that thing wouldnt make you a fortune helping clean up kemah and galveston.

the structural integrity of that thing looks about like the Excalibur trailer :evilb::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 09-27-2008 09:11 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2699552)
the structural integrity of that thing looks about like the Excalibur trailer :evilb::evilb::evilb:

I think that thing would maybe pick up a ski boat, but a 38' powerboat would probably taco it.

jeff1000man 09-28-2008 09:03 AM

Just saw Buy U Boy go screamin by in the beatle boat.

Water is slick as glass, even Smooth might have had a problem catching him this morning.

BY U BOY 09-28-2008 10:24 AM

good times were had lastnight....Those Faja guys aren't that bad:drink::drink:

Weather was perfect for a speed run this morning..I pretty sure i pissed off a few fishermen.

boatman22 09-28-2008 12:24 PM

GIRL:Creed are you sure were on the right houthboat....somebody's in the bed.........

Creed yap this is it...

Creed:
....I'm sure glad you didn't shoot me....you better lock the door Big Andy has been drinking and telling everyone they can sleep on the houthboat.......:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 09-28-2008 12:47 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2699871)
GIRL:Creed are you sure were on the right houthboat....somebody's in the bed.........

Creed yap this is it...

Creed:
....I'm sure glad you didn't shoot me....you better lock the door Big Andy has been drinking and telling everyone they can sleep on the houthboat.......:ernaehrung004:

Funny. I can see that happening as well.

Look slike you guys had a good time last night.

tomtbone1993 09-28-2008 03:21 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2699712)
Water is slick as glass, even Smooth might have had a problem catching him this morning.

I think you are still drunk from Friday night from that comment:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 09-28-2008 03:30 PM

Just got out sniped in the activator auction by $100. :mad:

Oh, well. Didn't need another boat anyway.

BY U BOY 09-28-2008 06:02 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2699871)
GIRL:Creed are you sure were on the right houthboat....somebody's in the bed.........

Creed yap this is it...

Creed:
....I'm sure glad you didn't shoot me....you better lock the door Big Andy has been drinking and telling everyone they can sleep on the houthboat.......:ernaehrung004:

Thanks for letting me sleep on the WET SPOT:drink:

jeff1000man 09-28-2008 06:05 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2700077)
Thanks for letting me sleep on the WET SPOT:drink:

Oh, is that why they call you weeeeee man?

spk1 09-28-2008 09:10 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2700077)
Thanks for letting me sleep on the WET SPOT:drink:

Wow that one is soooo wide open Im just going to leave it be..... :evilb:

jeff1000man 09-29-2008 02:15 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2700235)
Wow that one is soooo wide open Im just going to leave it be..... :evilb:

I might have to fly over next week and run the Mares for a little spin.

bigandy 09-29-2008 08:59 AM

:p:cool-smiley-027:KW BABY, KW:evilb::drink::ernaehrung004:

Only 1 more month!!! Nobody go out for 30 days, save all of our money and have us a big ol' blowout!!!! Liver is good with onions but better with Cirrhosis!!!

jeff1000man 09-29-2008 11:37 AM

Now this is a Magnum

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o26084-en.html

jeff1000man 09-29-2008 12:36 PM

AUSTIN, Texas -- Two weeks after Hurricane Ike made landfall in Texas, roads are being cleared, businesses are re-opening and people are returning to their homes - all signs the recovery from Hurricane Ike is underway.

The Texas Governor's Division of Emergency Management (GDEM) and the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), partners in the state's recovery, provide the following summary of ongoing disaster assistance as of close of business Sept. 25:

Response:

Commodities provided to date:
More than 17,134,272 Meals Ready to Eat
16,506,000 liters of water
Nearly 119,000tarps
At its peak 32,856 people were sheltered; 53 shelters remain open housing 3,851 individuals
Recovery:

$39,669,932 in Housing Assistance and Other Needs Assistance paid.
More than 624,380 registrations for assistance from 29 counties
54,706 houses inspected with 1,200 inspectors in the field.
10,510 visits have been made to the fifteen open Disaster Recovery Centers and four Mobile Recovery Intake Centers.
More than 70,000 cubic yards of debris removed from public and private property by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers (USACE), local governments and contractors.
FEMA assigned the USACE to install 15,723 temporary roofs through Operation Blue Roof; the Corps has installed 455 to date.
About 2,500 state and federal staff on the ground to assist Texans in their recovery.

Trojan-man 09-29-2008 02:06 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2700653)

no arnesons......what a waste of a magnum :angry-smiley-038:

jeff1000man 09-29-2008 02:18 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2700823)
no arnesons......what a waste of a magnum :angry-smiley-038:

Deadbeat owner. What a waste of a half dozen boats. :grinser010:

Trojan-man 09-29-2008 04:41 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2700837)
Deadbeat owner. What a waste of a half dozen boats. :grinser010:

Come on jeff1000woman, don't be so hard on yourself buddy. alittle 5200, and chewing gum over oil pan holes and you will be back in bidness in no time :drink::drink::cool:

Trojan-man 09-29-2008 04:41 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2700837)
Deadbeat owner. What a waste of a half dozen boats. :grinser010:

hey I am 2 out of 3, thats not bad numbers for a stultz, lol :party-smiley-004:

spk1 09-29-2008 04:46 PM

Just got finished looking at a bar on the water with 10 boatslips, and a 200ft dock in the front for rafting off,, the new partner in the deal, says he can get old school rock bands like aerosmith, the band that sings "slowRide" and a few others to headline and play there, somebody invite the best buy mother Fu(kers so I can kick them out. :evilb:

spk1 09-29-2008 05:25 PM

Im selling the pontoon boat, so heres the deal, If any of you guys can sell it for $10k or over, you get $1,500. If you can sell it for $9k you get $1,000. Anything under 9k, you can have $500. I wont sell it for less than $8k. :ernaehrung004:

bigandy 09-29-2008 05:29 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2701021)
Im selling the pontoon boat, so heres the deal, If any of you guys can sell it for $10k or over, you get $1,500. If you can sell it for $9k you get $1,000. Anything under 9k, you can have $500. I wont sell it for less than $8k. :ernaehrung004:

What and where is it???

jeff1000man 09-29-2008 05:49 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2701021)
Im selling the pontoon boat, so heres the deal, If any of you guys can sell it for $10k or over, you get $1,500. If you can sell it for $9k you get $1,000. Anything under 9k, you can have $500. I wont sell it for less than $8k. :ernaehrung004:

I thought you were just going to leave it at my house on the boat lift.

I have the boat lift guy coming and everything.

:grinser010:

BY U BOY 09-29-2008 06:18 PM

Who owns the 24' Pantera on Conroe.Saw it being towed to the launch and running around the lake sat.

jeff1000man 09-29-2008 06:22 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2701067)
Who owns the 24' Pantera on Conroe.Saw it being towed to the launch and running around the lake sat.

We don't care about those little boats. :evilb:

tomtbone1993 09-29-2008 08:42 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2701021)
Im selling the pontoon boat, so heres the deal, If any of you guys can sell it for $10k or over, you get $1,500. If you can sell it for $9k you get $1,000. Anything under 9k, you can have $500. I wont sell it for less than $8k. :ernaehrung004:

don't forget it will cost you 1K to get in out of storage......:ernaehrung004:

Trojan-man 09-29-2008 09:07 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2701244)
don't forget it will cost you 1K to get in out of storage......:ernaehrung004:

BIP !!! :evilb::evilb: Williamsbergenstein

Trojan-man 09-29-2008 09:10 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2701067)
Who owns the 24' Pantera on Conroe.Saw it being towed to the launch and running around the lake sat.

It is probably Brent Williamson's 24' cigarette firefox and not a pantera. And 24' boats rule this mofo biatch !!! :ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 09-29-2008 09:26 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2701244)
don't forget it will cost you 1K to get in out of storage......:ernaehrung004:

More than that. To offset the savings I am getting from Justin, we have raised the rent on everybody else. Red locks have been orderred and will be installed tomorrow. Get your checkbooks out. :evilb:

BY U BOY 09-29-2008 09:35 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2701256)
It is probably Brent Williamson's 24' cigarette firefox and not a pantera. And 24' boats rule this mofo biatch !!! :ernaehrung004:

Unless Cig had a habit of stitching the sun pad with PANTERA on it and also painting it on the side i'm pretty sure it was not a fire fox:drink:

Rcolter 09-29-2008 09:46 PM

Kevin sell me the motor off the toon!!!!

Rcolter 09-29-2008 09:47 PM

Anyone have a slip I can store my boat in while I get my trailer worked on???????

wstultz 09-29-2008 10:02 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2701287)
Anyone have a slip I can store my boat in while I get my trailer worked on???????

Chad knows a guy that has one.:evilb:

spk1 09-29-2008 10:16 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2701028)
What and where is it???

tbone has it in his storage, he may have a slight advantage selling it, lol

2000 24 pontoon and a 1996 150hp johnson oil injected outboard.

spk1 09-29-2008 10:17 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2701285)
Kevin sell me the motor off the toon!!!!

You know you want the nicer newer 2001 mercury 50hp instead. If I could get jeff to stop by the house in galveston and grab it, you could check it out.

spk1 09-29-2008 10:18 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2701312)
Chad knows a guy that has one.:evilb:

Bipppp! Wstultzenstein! lol :evilb:

spk1 09-29-2008 10:20 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2701312)
Chad knows a guy that has one.:evilb:

I hear you need a long wooden broom stick handle,, some rubber gloves,, thick rubber soled boots and a good high voltage tolerance in your fingertips to operate that 1. :evilb:

Rcolter 09-29-2008 10:21 PM

I need the bigger one. At least a 115

tomtbone1993 09-29-2008 10:22 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2701333)
tbone has it in his storage, he may have a slight advantage selling it, lol

2000 24 pontoon and a 1996 150hp johnson oil injected outboard.

advantage on selling it???? it will be mine in 30 days....already completed the storage lot lien....just waiting for my title:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:


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