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jeff1000man 10-18-2008 11:50 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2719516)
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o25830-en.html

Ok,be honest guys, would this be too much for lake conroe? :evilb:

You should buy it for your collection.

joew. 10-19-2008 06:46 AM

Wake up biatches

jeff1000man 10-19-2008 08:28 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2719567)
Wake up biatches

Been up. Conferrence call every sunday. :mad:

wstultz 10-19-2008 09:55 AM

I'm up biatches. Going to start working on the porch. When is everyone going out today?

jeff1000man 10-19-2008 09:57 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2719716)
I'm up biatches. Going to start working on the porch. When is everyone going out today?

I am thinking around noon or just after I will go get out the boat ans start tinlering.

Maybe put in around 2 or so.

spk1 10-19-2008 11:16 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2719567)
Wake up biatches

Whats this 6am on sunday corporate bullshyttt!!!! If you wake up this early in keywest, we are going to give you a code red. lol :evilb:

spk1 10-19-2008 11:18 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2719716)
I'm up biatches. Going to start working on the porch. When is everyone going out today?

9:55 am? ok Im going to let that slide,, and round to the nearest ten,, and make that 10:00am,, I can live with thaT. But all of you could learn a lesson from Trojan mannn,,, he knows how to block out his windows on a sunday and sleep till 5pm, lol :ernaehrung004:

wstultz 10-19-2008 11:52 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2719780)
9:55 am? ok Im going to let that slide,, and round to the nearest ten,, and make that 10:00am,, I can live with thaT. But all of you could learn a lesson from Trojan mannn,,, he knows how to block out his windows on a sunday and sleep till 5pm, lol :ernaehrung004:

Old lady had to go to work this morning so I figured I'd get up and do some much needed work to the Stultz Ranch. I should be dumping the boat in around 1ish.

spk1 10-19-2008 12:01 PM

I decided since chad was sleeping Id update the banana thread, lol :eek:

jeff1000man 10-19-2008 12:10 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2719797)
Old lady had to go to work this morning so I figured I'd get up and do some much needed work to the Stultz Ranch. I should be dumping the boat in around 1ish.

Where are you going to launch. I might need a hand also.

spk1 10-19-2008 12:21 PM

http://media.boatmad.com/gallery/main.php

This should delay the launch a little,, Ive looked through these at least once a month. :drink:

jeff1000man 10-19-2008 02:03 PM

Heading to the ramp. Cross the fingers.

tomtbone1993 10-19-2008 03:23 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2719226)
nice, big pimp... black one you were rollin in the other day?

pulled the trigger on the White 335I twin turbo............might let Jeffro add a little HP to it.......








Spik1 bring that purple caddy around next week.....I want to show you how Germans do it....:cool::cool:

spk1 10-19-2008 04:29 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2719913)
pulled the trigger on the White 335I twin turbo............might let Jeffro add a little HP to it.......








Spik1 bring that purple caddy around next week.....I want to show you how Germans do it....:cool::cool:

You do know the difference between a cactus and a bmw dont you? :evilb:

spk1 10-19-2008 05:11 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2719913)
pulled the trigger on the White 335I twin turbo............might let Jeffro add a little HP to it.......








Spik1 bring that purple caddy around next week.....I want to show you how Germans do it....:cool::cool:

The caddy only looks like its purple from the back. :cool:

spk1 10-19-2008 05:12 PM

Chad take ur airfilter cover off,, turn off ur a/c, and go run this fool, z style. :evilb: :evilb:

Trojan-man 10-19-2008 06:25 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2719968)
Chad take ur airfilter cover off,, turn off ur a/c, and go run this fool, z style. :evilb: :evilb:

chit, I will smoke him like a pack of kools :drink::drink:

spk1 10-19-2008 06:38 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2720019)
chit, I will smoke him like a pack of kools :drink::drink:

I will call the chinese guy who bought the lexus, he has some "ideas", for the z, lol :grinser010:

tomtbone1993 10-19-2008 08:23 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2720019)
chit, I will smoke him like a pack of kools :drink::drink:

please...............:cool:

tomtbone1993 10-19-2008 08:24 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2719937)
You do know the difference between a cactus and a bmw dont you? :evilb:

i will show you were the *****s are you best buy muther fu(ker......:ernaehrung004:

tomtbone1993 10-19-2008 08:33 PM

Don't take my word on it.......

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAPkukYEn5o&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

spk1 10-19-2008 08:52 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2720114)

Impressive,, I will definently keep that in mind when I have a daughters first car to buy. :evilb:

spk1 10-19-2008 09:01 PM

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Meanwhile the big boys will be looking at these.

:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 10-19-2008 09:05 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2720154)
Meanwhile the big boys will be looking at these.

:ernaehrung004:

Those things are crap.

On a better note. I officially got my moneys worth out of the old Cougar today.

Finally broke it on the way to the ramp.

It will be coming apart and going up for sale soon.

spk1 10-19-2008 10:46 PM

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I just made an impulse buy, I think Im going to name it
"Not So SmooTh"

:eek:

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi...1&photo=1&url=

tomtbone1993 10-19-2008 11:54 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2720228)
I just made an impulse buy, I think Im going to name it
"Not So SmooTh"

:eek:

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi...1&photo=1&url=

Welcome to club Fountain:cool:

Trojan-man 10-20-2008 12:41 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2720114)

Very nice ride tboner, I think we will need another 120mph run from downtown with Miami vice music goin :cool::cool::cool:

Trojan-man 10-20-2008 12:44 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2720156)
Those things are crap.

On a better note. I officially got my moneys worth out of the old Cougar today.

Finally broke it on the way to the ramp.

It will be coming apart and going up for sale soon.


sorry to hear that jeffro. Wade said, "thats what you get when you try to run down the rum runner...." I don't know about all that....thats just what I heard :party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 10-20-2008 12:45 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2720228)
I just made an impulse buy, I think Im going to name it
"Not So SmooTh"

:eek:

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi...1&photo=1&url=


Yeah......"blown twice" can mean alot of things....cuban hookers, 2 blowers, or motors built by gregory performance, etc..... :drink::drink:

congrats on the new rig :ernaehrung004:

spk1 10-20-2008 01:04 AM

Whoa now, that was just a hypothetical,, I was just sayingg what ifff, lol Twice blown, would be just that if I bought it. two blown engines and probably still worth the buy price, but Im going to hold off on that 1.

joew. 10-20-2008 08:43 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2720258)
Whoa now, that was just a hypothetical,, I was just sayingg what ifff, lol Twice blown, would be just that if I bought it. two blown engines and probably still worth the buy price, but Im going to hold off on that 1.

I would not go buying boats until you figure out why you are the only di(kheads in FL that own boatslips that can't have boats in them....:eek:

You need to go to the neighbor say fu(k me no no fu(k you!!!! then rub heads for a couple of minutes while Jeff says hold on officer this is about to get good:ernaehrung004:

Rcolter 10-20-2008 09:11 AM

So jeff what did you really do? Did you actually get to stay at the Montgomery Bed and Breakfast? I heard its a pretty nice place.

boatman22 10-20-2008 09:49 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2720388)
So jeff what did you really do? Did you actually get to stay at the Montgomery Bed and Breakfast? I heard its a pretty nice place.

Inquiring minds want to know:party-smiley-004:

wstultz 10-20-2008 10:08 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2720156)
Those things are crap.

On a better note. I officially got my moneys worth out of the old Cougar today.

Finally broke it on the way to the ramp.

It will be coming apart and going up for sale soon.

The Countach crapped out while trying to run down the Rum Runner with the new "Dr. Blackwood" tune job on it.:evilb:

A full day of full throttle since Blackwood was in the boat. She held together quite well considering everywhere we went was at 5000 RPMs with Blackwood going "faster, just drive through it!" even though I was already at full out.:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 10-20-2008 10:46 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2720442)
The Countach crapped out while trying to run down the Rum Runner with the new "Dr. Blackwood" tune job on it.:evilb:

A full day of full throttle since Blackwood was in the boat. She held together quite well considering everywhere we went was at 5000 RPMs with Blackwood going "faster, just drive through it!" even though I was already at full out.:ernaehrung004:

You forget that you got ran down and lapped earlier in the day.

Oh well. We'll give you a little since it stayed together all day.

Trojan-man 10-20-2008 11:00 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2720442)
The Countach crapped out while trying to run down the Rum Runner with the new "Dr. Blackwood" tune job on it.:evilb:

A full day of full throttle since Blackwood was in the boat. She held together quite well considering everywhere we went was at 5000 RPMs with Blackwood going "faster, just drive through it!" even though I was already at full out.:ernaehrung004:

lol, just drive through it cole !!! That is the only speed he knows :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 10-20-2008 11:16 AM

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I just remembered that it is almost halloween again.

Who's costume will this be?

Trojan-man 10-20-2008 11:48 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2720502)
I just remembered that it is almost halloween again.

Who's costume will this be?

Ive got my money on bigandy :party-smiley-004:

bigandy 10-20-2008 12:03 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2720114)

Oh yea, well in 2014 when an asian gangster is done pimping it out baldwicks gonna be rolling in one of these bad boys!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzFjX...3269&page=1190

bigandy 10-20-2008 12:09 PM

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i already have my costume!!!


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