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jeff1000man 10-06-2008 07:28 PM

This thing is awesome, If it wouldn't cost so muchto rig, my engines out of the cat would work good in here.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o25773-en.html

tomtbone1993 10-06-2008 08:55 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2707549)
Not 1 f u c k ing post all day....are we that busy with work?:grinser010:

I have been busy makin money...........Got my azz handed to me last month

Trojan-man 10-07-2008 10:05 AM

this is the worst thread ever, spk1 isn't even posting

wstultz 10-07-2008 10:09 AM

Mush Mouth....here's a good candidate for your garage floor decorations.....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/31-AM...mZ140272405118

spk1 10-07-2008 12:33 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2708355)
Mush Mouth....here's a good candidate for your garage floor decorations.....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/31-AM...mZ140272405118

nice find.

BoatBIATCH 10-07-2008 12:53 PM

has anybody heard what sjra has found out about the damn? Are they gonna drop it any farther?

wstultz 10-07-2008 12:56 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2708520)
has anybody heard what sjra has found out about the damn? Are they gonna drop it any farther?

I was talking to Willis and he said they were planning to drop it another three to four feet. He said that the original drop to the 200' level was just for inpection. Take that for what it is worth but if you know anyone on the lake that has a boat in a lift tell them to get it off now.

wstultz 10-07-2008 12:58 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2708520)
has anybody heard what sjra has found out about the damn? Are they gonna drop it any farther?

By the way, I got my new bilge pumps glued in this weekend.:evilb:

BoatBIATCH 10-07-2008 01:17 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2708527)
By the way, I got my new bilge pumps glued in this weekend.:evilb:

WOW!!! I was starting to think the bananna would be runnin before you got through........ wait a minut what was I thinkin:evilb:

Trojan-man 10-07-2008 01:45 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2708525)
I was talking to Willis and he said they were planning to drop it another three to four feet. He said that the original drop to the 200' level was just for inpection. Take that for what it is worth but if you know anyone on the lake that has a boat in a lift tell them to get it off now.

Looks like I picked a bad time to redo the villain trailer......and to stop sniffing glue :crazy::crazy::crazy:

Trojan-man 10-07-2008 01:46 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2708564)
WOW!!! I was starting to think the bananna would be runnin before you got through........ wait a minut what was I thinkin:evilb:

How can I get the banana runnin if I have no wiring? dik. :violent-smiley-021:

wstultz 10-07-2008 01:54 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2708564)
WOW!!! I was starting to think the bananna would be runnin before you got through........ wait a minut what was I thinkin:evilb:

It was a $hitty job and the blood still hasn't made it back down to my feet. They might be glued well, they might not...but frankly...at this point, I don't give a $hit. I just need your patient arse over to wire them up for me, cause I'm going to rip them back out again if I try.

joew. 10-07-2008 02:04 PM

Looks like the mainship may get launched with my truck like last time....boy that was a wild ride!

wstultz 10-07-2008 02:08 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2708635)
Looks like the mainship may get launched with my truck like last time....boy that was a wild ride!

I take it that you got the shafts out?

spk1 10-07-2008 02:12 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2708635)
Looks like the mainship may get launched with my truck like last time....boy that was a wild ride!

Putting it in with your truck, will be fine,, but just let me know if you need to pull it back out,, cause thats a job for Old Blue!! :evilb:

On Time 10-07-2008 02:16 PM

SJRA says they'll tell us when about to lower. That has not yet been decided, they may be able to replace the rip rap without lowering. Need to wait for engineering report.

Who's doing steak night?

spk1 10-07-2008 02:16 PM

I am moving a little slow today,, Went to the Ibex show, and pretended to be a boat builder from, Idaho all yesterday, went to one of the manufacturer private parties, and introduced my self as Johhny Johnson, Johnson Marine, lol just about got kicked out,, when I accidently used that one on the owner of the company,, lol he got mad then thought it was funny,, then game me a free T-shirt, lol, then I went out to south beach and drank more than any human should,, good timess,,

spk1 10-07-2008 02:17 PM

HOLYYYY SHYTTTT!!! They Are lowering the water out side my house tooo!!! thosee muthaaa!!.. errrrrrr, wait a min,, thats just low tide,, :evilb: :drink:

wstultz 10-07-2008 02:30 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2708654)
HOLYYYY SHYTTTT!!! They Are lowering the water out side my house tooo!!! thosee muthaaa!!.. errrrrrr, wait a min,, thats just low tide,, :evilb: :drink:

I hate you! BABY BACK BIATCH! BABY BACK BIATCH!

wstultz 10-07-2008 02:38 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2708653)
I am moving a little slow today,, Went to the Ibex show, and pretended to be a boat builder from, Idaho all yesterday, went to one of the manufacturer private parties, and introduced my self as Johhny Johnson, Johnson Marine, lol just about got kicked out,, when I accidently used that one on the owner of the company,, lol he got mad then thought it was funny,, then game me a free T-shirt, lol, then I went out to south beach and drank more than any human should,, good timess,,

"You bein a real McA$$hole!":D:D:D hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

spk1 10-07-2008 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2708686)
"You bein a real McA$$hole!":D:D:D hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

BABY BACK BIATCHHH. LOL

spk1 10-07-2008 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2708686)
"You bein a real McA$$hole!":D:D:D hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Thats A Bigg Azzz RoboT! :evilb:. LOL

BoatBIATCH 10-07-2008 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2708618)
It was a $hitty job and the blood still hasn't made it back down to my feet. They might be glued well, they might not...but frankly...at this point, I don't give a $hit. I just need your patient arse over to wire them up for me, cause I'm going to rip them back out again if I try.

gonna be a few weeks, I go out of town thurs for 2 1/2 weeks.... on another note, wasn't your woman supposed to call me about selling my house

wstultz 10-07-2008 03:35 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2708721)
gonna be a few weeks, I go out of town thurs for 2 1/2 weeks.... on another note, wasn't your woman supposed to call me about selling my house

She'll be calling you today.

jeff1000man 10-07-2008 07:31 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2708355)
Mush Mouth....here's a good candidate for your garage floor decorations.....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/31-AM...mZ140272405118

That thing has been for sale a bunch of times.

At that price it would be worth it, since I have all the rigging for it.

Purple seats have to go though.

Trojan-man 10-07-2008 08:56 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2709062)
That thing has been for sale a bunch of times.

At that price it would be worth it, since I have all the rigging for it.

Purple seats have to go though.

Sell the purple seats to bigandy for the sutphen, then he can really be bumble bee tuna barney :evilb::evilb:

SPF: 100 10-07-2008 08:59 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2703807)
We should start a pole thread. What will Spick1 buy next?:evilb:

A.) A 1992 Honda Civic.

B.) triple D sizes titties for a stripper he just met.

C.) A 41 Apache with staggerds

D.) An intergalactic space ship that travels back in time

E.) 42 videos of the Tom Vu siminar on how to get rich quick in the Real estate game.

F.) A sex change operation for Chadwick and Creedo so they can be together forever.

G.) More shiny pants.

H.) All of the Best Buy stores in the country...so he can fire those biatches from Sam's boat.

I.) A Wally Power 118.

Real Funny Gump! You should have left option (F) out. Look forward to sorting this out......:angry-smiley-038:

wstultz 10-07-2008 09:33 PM


Originally Posted by SPF: 100 (Post 2709203)
Real Funny Gump! You should have left option (F) out. Look forward to sorting this out......:angry-smiley-038:

Holy sheep $hit batman!!! The mashed potatoe king has signed in for the first time in years. Don't you sass me! Why don't you come hang out anymore and help me drill holes in my boat?

Trojan-man 10-07-2008 09:54 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2709241)
Holy sheep $hit batman!!! The mashed potatoe king has signed in for the first time in years. Don't you sass me! Why don't you come hang out anymore and help me drill holes in my boat?

He might if there is a "Big Country" in it for him :wuerg019::wuerg019::wuerg019:

tomtbone1993 10-07-2008 09:55 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbvOOn8hJTo

bigandy 10-07-2008 10:07 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2709269)

Does his rooster tale come from the center motor not being in and draggin a drive too???

Trojan-man 10-07-2008 10:41 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2709269)

Those bass boats run pretty good :drink::drink::drink:

that thing sounds sick !!!!

bigandy 10-08-2008 01:06 AM

http://www.unibrowhumor.com/2008-09-...n-slow-motion/

for baldwick and kevin when they are ironing there chrome shirts at 4 in the morning wondering why no one else is on OSO...

joew. 10-08-2008 08:07 AM

1 shaft out....one almost. I will hit it again next weekend. Going bird hunting for the company this weekend.

jeff1000man 10-08-2008 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2709288)
Does his rooster tale come from the center motor not being in and draggin a drive too???

The guy in the video never looks forward to see where he is going either. :ernaehrung004:

Must be a fountain thing.

BoatBIATCH 10-08-2008 10:58 AM

hey wade do you want to get rid of that beer cooler in your barn.... you know the one thats not plugged in thats being used as a catch all.... i got someone thats looking for one

jeff1000man 10-08-2008 10:59 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2709398)
http://www.unibrowhumor.com/2008-09-...n-slow-motion/

for baldwick and kevin when they are ironing there chrome shirts at 4 in the morning wondering why no one else is on OSO...

That is a great video compilation.

wstultz 10-08-2008 11:25 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2709749)
hey wade do you want to get rid of that beer cooler in your barn.... you know the one thats not plugged in thats being used as a catch all.... i got someone thats looking for one

Sure. It belongs to Big Andy so you will have to do your negotiations with him or you can just give me $400 and we'll make it disappear.:ernaehrung004:

BoatBIATCH 10-08-2008 11:49 AM

andy do you want to get rid of it

wstultz 10-08-2008 01:15 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2709831)
andy do you want to get rid of it

Sure he does!


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