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Who was that guy???:mad:
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Originally Posted by spk1
(Post 2136421)
F U!!!,, I did get ditched for lunch today, if that makes you feel anybetter, :mad: :mad:
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the management company, mike mayer dont tell him i sent you it will not get you anywhere.
the jeff idea wasnt bad though, i am sure he would rent you his place, he could take you in a john boat over to papas i know he has planty of animated japanese porn dvds and i think he has an asian massage parlor on speed dial that i assume has girls working there too, for your occasion?? |
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Originally Posted by joew.
(Post 2136407)
We can always walk down to the trojan and chit in it...... It doesn't matter to me I just enjoy being on the lake more than turning wrenches on other peoples flower pots....:p
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Originally Posted by joew.
(Post 2136430)
Who was that guy???:mad:
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That guy is an azz hole:evilb:
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Originally Posted by Trojan-man
(Post 2136435)
nah, andy's chitter works just fine, I done blown it up 4,379 times. He needs practicing emptying the chitter out anyways, he has only done it twice. The skank must have a 200 gallon holding tank, it takes about 30 minutes to empty.....
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Originally Posted by joew.
(Post 2136440)
That guy is an azz hole:evilb:
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something for Lefty, Mush Mouth, and SPK1 since they are always hungry
Summer's on the way and so are more chilly blended drinks to help you beat the heat. But what's often on the other end of that straw can be scary (unless you have a THIRST for calories!). Here's HG's latest list of drinkable disasters... Krispy Kreme - Mocha Dream Chiller (12 oz: 670 calories, 28g fat, 320mg sodium, 105g carbs, 1g fiber, 58g sugars, 3g protein) Krispy Kreme's spin on a creamy, frozen, chocolate java drink is kompletely krazy! Packed with fat and calories, this 12-oz. sip is teeny compared to the others on our list! Order their other size, a 20-ouncer, and you'll be sucking down 1,050 calories and 41 fat grams. Blech! Come on, Krispy Kreme, what did that little coffee bean ever do to deserve this?!? Dairy Queen - Peanut Butter Malt (15 oz: 870 calories, 46g fat, 630mg sodium, 94g carbs, 3g fiber, 70g sugars, 21g protein) If you think drinking a PB beverage is any safer than inhaling a whole bunch of peanut butter cups, you're just plain nuts! This creamy malt is setting record highs this summer -- a whopping 870 calories for the smallest size available! Upgrade to the medium and you're lookin' at 1,230 calories. (Pssst... HG's got a version with fewer than 150 calories!) Starbucks - Double Chocolate Chip Frappuccino Blended Crème with Whipped Cream (16 oz: 580 calories, 22g fat, 370mg sodium, 86g carbs, 3g fiber, 65g sugars, 14g protein) Talk about a coffee shop flop! This silly chilly frap packs 580 calories -- for some chocolate-chip flavored liquid?!? If we're gonna spend close to 600 calories fulfilling a chocolate chip craving, we can think of far more fun ways to do it than this! But our friends at the 'Bucks do offer some awesome guilt-free options for sweet summer sips. This just isn't one of them... Fatburger - Chocolate Ice Cream Shake (16 oz: 880 calories, 38g fat, 370mg sodium, 120g carbs, 4g fiber, 75g sugars, 14g protein) Okay, it's pretty much a given that you're not gonna get a skinny shake from a place named Fatburger. But nearly 900 calories for a chocolate shake is just excessive! You could down TEN creamy chocolate Fudgsicles for fewer calories than that (although we don't recommend that either, so don't get any ideas). Dunkin' Donuts - Vanilla Bean Coolatta (16 oz: 440 calories, 17g fat, 95mg sodium, 70g carbs, 1g fiber, 69g sugars, 1g protein) This seemingly innocent option thought it would slip by unnoticed, but the HG radar snagged it! Who knew a vanilla bean could stir up so much trouble? Seventeen fat grams and more than 400 calories for a cold coffee drink is NOT the way to go. What gives, Double D? Serving up a beverage with nearly two-and-a-half times the calories and fat found in one of your glazed donuts takes a 'latta nerve! If you find yourself at Dunkin', go for one of their flavored coffees over ice with some no-cal sweetener and a splash of milk (skim, soy, or even regular -- you'll still save LOTS of calories!). For more shockers, guilt-free recipes, swaps and food finds, sign up for Hungry Girl's FREE daily emails at hungry-girl.com. |
Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2136445)
YOU ARE A AZZ HOLE
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Originally Posted by joew.
(Post 2136451)
Hey, I was talking about the fisherman with there damn 2 stroke motors....
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something for Betty to look forward too......
Dairy Queen - Peanut Butter Malt (15 oz: 870 calories, 46g fat, 630mg sodium, 94g carbs, 3g fiber, 70g sugars, 21g protein) If you think drinking a PB beverage is any safer than inhaling a whole bunch of peanut butter cups, you're just plain nuts! This creamy malt is setting record highs this summer -- a whopping 870 calories for the smallest size available! Upgrade to the medium and you're lookin' at 1,230 calories. (Pssst... HG's got a version with fewer than 150 calories!) |
Im stilll stuck here with no lunch. :mad: :mad:
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Originally Posted by spk1
(Post 2136500)
Im stilll stuck here with no lunch. :mad: :mad:
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:eek: :eek:
Youuu Muthaaaa F@#@%!!!! |
Originally Posted by spk1
(Post 2136525)
:eek: :eek:
Youuu Muthaaaa F@#@%!!!! |
Just for that, I wont tell you about the 30 sonic with twin 350's on ebay. :evilb: :evilb:
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Originally Posted by spk1
(Post 2136533)
Just for that, I wont tell you about the 30 sonic with twin 350's on ebay. :evilb: :evilb:
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that 28 is a good looking boat but if its gonna have twins its gonna have big twins:D
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Super charge
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here is a throw down boat that you can just pressure wash at the end of the day.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1991-...14533707QQrdZ1 |
Originally Posted by spk1
(Post 2136537)
Super charge
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Im Off To LUnch BIatchEsss!!!!!!! :evilb:
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Originally Posted by joew.
(Post 2136444)
No he just has the valve turned so it goes into the lake.... Andy you sick bastad:evilb:
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I am thinking Pizza and beer Friday night @ Club 105
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Originally Posted by bigandy
(Post 2136553)
There is a valve i can turn so it just goes in the lake???????
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BY U,
Lets stop off at "perry's meat market" on scarsdale, and show these boys how a steak is supposed to look. :cool: Have you ever had the pork chop? Its the lunch special on wednesday. Heyy,, Thats tomorrow :drink: |
Joe if your working tomorrow,, show a client something in the baytown area around lunch time,, and we can get pork chops.
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Originally Posted by bigandy
(Post 2135798)
them georges stick together you know!!
As a matter of fact if you see both georges looking under the engine hatch of the poop shoot does that make them "BI-Curious Georges"???? |
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2136408)
off topic.....Where can a guy rent a place on Lake Conroe for 20 people June 30th & 31st? It for a friends bachelor party....not mine
Club 105 sounds simple....I would hate to get popped by the Water police the first night of a great weekend. |
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Thanks Tom,
Crap Shoot after Tom left Sunday night! Where the FU(k is the dawn soap! Had to throw in my .02 ! |
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Boat Names and their Definitions....
Scary Mary a female student of BCA who believes that all guys are conceited, egotistical, sex-obsessed spawns of satan that deserve nothing more than castration, followed by a long and painful death. Smooth Operator Someone who can handle multiple situations in a fashion that can only be described as "Awesome, spectucular, and, above all else, awesometacular". Usually a smooth operator is someone who tends to be "on top of things", and in is usually in control of any given situation. If he/she isn't in control of a situation, they usually find a way to gain control of it to make it more awesome for everyone involved. Smooth Operators are rarely in trouble, and, when they are, they can usually get out of these situations quickly, elegantly and with a zero percent chance of casualties. Islander Prince Edward Islander. No one refers to them as 'islanders' except themselves. Anne of Green Gables has become a modern deity to these humble folk, all of whom either work in the tourism industry or grow potatos. Islanders speak fairly normal english, with a few peculiar twists. Words like 'bagel' and 'dad' are consistently pronounced improperly. They also have no concept of a 'backpack' or 'knapsack', instead prefering to use queer little articles they lovingly refer to as 'kitbags'. To be fair, all islanders who venture forth from the Island are good people and make great companions. Though a strange breed, they bring enrichment to the historically incestuous regions of Eastern Canada. Crap Shoot Something that is random, not based on skill. People think this refers to an ******* (where your crap shoots out), but it's actually a reference to the dice-rolling game called Craps. Trouble Maker A nickname: a name the identifys a trouble maker Wet Dreams 1.When you are in your teenage years and are going through puberty your penis experiments and while you are sleeping will get sexually excited and start to release semen. 2.Are often perceived by retarts as the term to having wet their pants.. while they sleep.... Nina Ross a 9mm handgun "so i hit tha door, grab tha glock and tha chrome, nina ross, on yo block in yo ****in face, hits this all off" -Juicy J of Three 6 Mafia Dirty Connection a dirty, grimy strip bar/"gentlemen's club" on the Burlington/Aldershot (Ontario) outskirts. It has ****ty looking motel rooms connected to the main complex which in my opinion, eliminates the possibility that the "dancers" are not in fact also hookers. Aristocat A respectable African-American gentleman Smoke This a snail that smokes Committed Soon to be a big hit on NBC. Sitcom about a bunch of Friends in New York. Hmmm... sound familiar? Committed was released in January and it soon was cancelled |
Originally Posted by txlefty
(Post 2136597)
Thanks Tom,
Crap Shoot after Tom left Sunday night! Where the FU(k is the dawn soap! Had to throw in my .02 ! |
Very nice. I'd say that just about sums it up.
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2136610)
Boat Names and their Definitions....
Scary Mary a female student of BCA who believes that all guys are conceited, egotistical, sex-obsessed spawns of satan that deserve nothing more than castration, followed by a long and painful death. Smooth Operator Someone who can handle multiple situations in a fashion that can only be described as "Awesome, spectucular, and, above all else, awesometacular". Usually a smooth operator is someone who tends to be "on top of things", and in is usually in control of any given situation. If he/she isn't in control of a situation, they usually find a way to gain control of it to make it more awesome for everyone involved. Smooth Operators are rarely in trouble, and, when they are, they can usually get out of these situations quickly, elegantly and with a zero percent chance of casualties. Islander Prince Edward Islander. No one refers to them as 'islanders' except themselves. Anne of Green Gables has become a modern deity to these humble folk, all of whom either work in the tourism industry or grow potatos. Islanders speak fairly normal english, with a few peculiar twists. Words like 'bagel' and 'dad' are consistently pronounced improperly. They also have no concept of a 'backpack' or 'knapsack', instead prefering to use queer little articles they lovingly refer to as 'kitbags'. To be fair, all islanders who venture forth from the Island are good people and make great companions. Though a strange breed, they bring enrichment to the historically incestuous regions of Eastern Canada. Crap Shoot Something that is random, not based on skill. People think this refers to an ******* (where your crap shoots out), but it's actually a reference to the dice-rolling game called Craps. Trouble Maker A nickname: a name the identifys a trouble maker Wet Dreams 1.When you are in your teenage years and are going through puberty your penis experiments and while you are sleeping will get sexually excited and start to release semen. 2.Are often perceived by retarts as the term to having wet their pants.. while they sleep.... Nina Ross a 9mm handgun "so i hit tha door, grab tha glock and tha chrome, nina ross, on yo block in yo ****in face, hits this all off" -Juicy J of Three 6 Mafia Dirty Connection a dirty, grimy strip bar/"gentlemen's club" on the Burlington/Aldershot (Ontario) outskirts. It has ****ty looking motel rooms connected to the main complex which in my opinion, eliminates the possibility that the "dancers" are not in fact also hookers. Aristocat A respectable African-American gentleman Smoke This a snail that smokes Committed Soon to be a big hit on NBC. Sitcom about a bunch of Friends in New York. Hmmm... sound familiar? Committed was released in January and it soon was cancelled Ummm why the fu(k would you leave that veryy veryy important detail out of the smooth operator definition????!!!! :evilb: :evilb: |
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...mooth+operator
I shyt you not, hehe it is what it is. :drink: :cool: |
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