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tomtbone1993 03-23-2009 11:08 AM

chirp chirp

jeff1000man 03-23-2009 11:21 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2826882)
what really happened to screws loose??? he sure has a field day bustin my balls......

He says bad gas. But those engines are pretty worn out in that boat, sooooooooo I dunno

Rcolter 03-23-2009 11:25 AM

Wait...................Did I hear you correctly Jeff. Did you just say the you didn't know something?? I think that this is a first!:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 03-23-2009 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2827146)
Wait...................Did I hear you correctly Jeff. Did you just say the you didn't know something?? I think that this is a first!:party-smiley-004:

I know I wish I had your money so I could buy this.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o28256-en.html

jeff1000man 03-23-2009 11:31 AM

Dow up 323 right now. :cool:

tomtbone1993 03-23-2009 12:33 PM

Spoke to screws loose, it sounds like bad gas from Shell. I let him in on the little HEAT secret to fix it. I didn't tell him you thought his mills were wore out...i will let you tell him that:)

jeff1000man 03-23-2009 12:47 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2827197)
Spoke to screws loose, it sounds like bad gas from Shell. I let him in on the little HEAT secret to fix it. I didn't tell him you thought his mills were wore out...i will let you tell him that:)

Actually he was the one who TOLD me his mills were worn out. He has money burning a hole in his pocket to buy some new ones. I think he is mad at the Smooth Operator.:cool:

tomtbone1993 03-23-2009 12:51 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2827211)
Actually he was the one who TOLD me his mills were worn out. He has money burning a hole in his pocket to buy some new ones. I think he is mad at the Smooth Operator.:cool:

he is going to really need to step up then.....:cool:

wstultz 03-23-2009 02:37 PM

We all know what really happened. His big boat just couldn't hold the 66.4MPH it takes to keep up with the Rum Runner in the lake Conroe chop:evilb::drink: We were full out headed for Wayne's wake to do a little wake jumping but Wayne decided that the fuel consumption wasn't worth us catching a little air.

tomtbone1993 03-23-2009 02:42 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2827267)
We all know what really happened. His big boat just couldn't hold the 66.4MPH it takes to keep up with the Rum Runner in the lake Conroe chop:evilb::drink: We were full out headed for Wayne's wake to do a little wake jumping but Wayne decided that the fuel consumption wasn't worth us catching a little air.

I would talk more chit about screws loose. But he, like alot of you guys have also towed in Smooth....:grinser010:

Trojan-man 03-23-2009 02:50 PM

I heard from a "certain" La Dolce Vita designated captain that rum runner was definately in the lead :evilb::evilb:

tomtbone1993 03-23-2009 04:11 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2827273)
I heard from a "certain" La Dolce Vita designated captain that rum runner was definately in the lead :evilb::evilb:

How come you were not at Papas Saturday night??? It was good to see SPF:100, I didn't know him and Spik1 split up again....poor fellows..:grinser010:

jeff1000man 03-23-2009 04:14 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2827316)
How come you were not at Papas Saturday night??? It was good to see SPF:100, I didn't know him and Spik1 split up again....poor fellows..:grinser010:

Trojan Man slipped in pretty late with a smile that went from ear to ear. Not sure what he had just done, but it must have been pretty good. He had a few beers and then he dissapeared again. :party-smiley-004:

mba1620 03-23-2009 05:24 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2826590)
That new guy that showed up in the BAJA gets the award for bringing the chick with the biggest tits ever.

I think everyone including the wives invited them to join the club.:cool:

This post is worthless without pics!:eek:

mba1620 03-23-2009 05:27 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2827146)
Wait...................Did I hear you correctly Jeff. Did you just say the you didn't know something?? I think that this is a first!:party-smiley-004:

He only thought he didnt know, but in reality he really knew. Go figure that one out

jeff1000man 03-23-2009 05:28 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2827373)
He only thought he didnt know, but in reality he really knew. Go figure that one out

Because until you prove me wrong, it is as good as if I am right.

mba1620 03-23-2009 05:31 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2827377)
Because until you prove me wrong, it is as good as if I am right.

Ha! Once again its all left up to the imagination

jeff1000man 03-23-2009 05:32 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2827381)
Ha! Once again its all left up to the imagination

That last one needs to be put into the book with the other one.

jeff1000man 03-23-2009 06:58 PM

Looks like Boatman22 had a good day in the market

http://www.google.com/finance?client...OP:grinser010:

jeff1000man 03-23-2009 07:07 PM

http://www.yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=20602

jeff1000man 03-23-2009 07:57 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/25-Ma...1%7C240%3A1308

wstultz 03-23-2009 10:38 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2827273)
I heard from a "certain" La Dolce Vita designated captain that rum runner was definately in the lead :evilb::evilb:

I think the driver in the other boat was doing some sympathy throttleing while Dr. Blackwood was giving me the thumbs up while it was trimmed to the sky.:grinser010:Has Blackwood ever actually told anyone to slow down before?

jeff1000man 03-23-2009 10:51 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2827657)
I think the driver in the other boat was doing some sympathy throttleing while Dr. Blackwood was giving me the thumbs up while it was trimmed to the sky.:grinser010:Has Blackwood ever actually told anyone to slow down before?

When you win a heat at a drag race, the fact that the other guy blew an engine or missed a shift does not change the fact that you won. :ernaehrung004::grinser010:

jeff1000man 03-23-2009 10:52 PM

Awesome old school and a good color.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o28268-en.html

jeff1000man 03-23-2009 10:55 PM

And I definately have to post this again.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...id=p2759.l1259

SPF: 100 03-24-2009 12:35 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2827316)
How come you were not at Papas Saturday night??? It was good to see SPF:100, I didn't know him and Spik1 split up again....poor fellows..:grinser010:

I had a hell of a time. It was great to see everyone! However, I haven't fully recovered motor skills yet. Spik1 was there wasn't he?????:ernaehrung004:

spk1 03-24-2009 12:49 PM


Originally Posted by SPF: 100 (Post 2827687)
I had a hell of a time. It was great to see everyone! However, I haven't fully recovered motor skills yet. Spik1 was there wasn't he?????:ernaehrung004:

I attended VIA satellite,,googe earth technology is really something. :evilb:

jeff1000man 03-24-2009 08:22 PM

Colter

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...avo-props.html

joew. 03-25-2009 08:11 AM


Originally Posted by SPF: 100 (Post 2827687)
I had a hell of a time. It was great to see everyone! However, I haven't fully recovered motor skills yet. Spik1 was there wasn't he?????:ernaehrung004:

I hate that I missed all you monkeys. My house is coming together. I will have a little house warming throw down as soon as I get done.:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 03-25-2009 07:59 PM

I think the lake might be full after tonight. :ernaehrung004:

Got a little hail coming down at my house. Looked like some pretty mean lightning over towards boatmans house.

Where is everybody?

wstultz 03-25-2009 08:09 PM

I'm holding down the sheet metal on my barn as we speak.

Holy crap! where did this come from?

jeff1000man 03-25-2009 08:14 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2829174)
I'm holding down the sheet metal on my barn as we speak.

Holy crap! where did this come from?

I was fixing to call you. Weather channel says tornado spotted at the dam moving east. That is where the hail came from at my house. They just reported another one at the woodlands. Might be the same one.

One hell of a storm moving through here.

The big part of the cell is right over the top of Conroe right now dead center.

I think my aluminum boat just went visiting the neighbors.

tomtbone1993 03-25-2009 08:23 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2829179)
I was fixing to call you. Weather channel says tornado spotted at the dam moving east. That is where the hail came from at my house. They just reported another one at the woodlands. Might be the same one.

One hell of a storm moving through here.

The big part of the cell is right over the top of Conroe right now dead center.

I think my aluminum boat just went visiting the neighbors.

I just drove through it.....I never drove through rain that hard, thank god I was in the dog catcher:cool:

south loop outside temp 73

3083 & 45 outside temp 58:eek:

jeff1000man 03-25-2009 08:26 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2829190)
I just drove through it.....I never drove through rain that hard, thank god I was in the dog catcher:cool:

south loop outside temp 73

3083 & 45 outside temp 58:eek:

It is kicking the chit out of spring right now. Radar looks sick.

Supposed to hit us again tomorrow night again.:party-smiley-004:

Wade better get up on the roof with a wrench and tighten up his shingles :evilb:

jeff1000man 03-25-2009 08:28 PM

I don't think the heavey stuff is gonna com down for a while yet.


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jeff1000man 03-25-2009 08:33 PM

Not 1 house damaged yet in ND from the flood and Obama is all ready giving away the disaster money. :rolleyes:

jeff1000man 03-25-2009 08:34 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2829174)
I'm holding down the sheet metal on my barn as we speak.

Holy crap! where did this come from?

You got any more trees down in the yard? Gregory tree service needs to make another check :evilb:

tomtbone1993 03-25-2009 08:59 PM

That was one hell of a storm....should bring the lake up a few inches...I am heading over to club 105 for my second job..

jeff1000man 03-25-2009 09:09 PM

Price is coming down on this clean mutha

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o28299-en.html

Trojan-man 03-25-2009 10:00 PM

wow, what a storm. I drove down honea egypt right in the middle of it, not fun. my power went out down here in westwood. Its back on now though.

On another note, I have a floating 6000lb hydrohoist lift for sale if anyone needs one.


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