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joew. 04-23-2007 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2103237)
i was trying to help your dumb azz since you were getting your azz handed to ya on a silver platter! :snide:

I think it says alot about Lefty that even in his avator he has his hatch up...:evilb: Or maybe he was showing evrybody the ashtray:p

BY U BOY 04-23-2007 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2103243)
Talking about the odd couple....the two pillow bitting boats. Never enough pillows or peanut butter on those two rigs! :evilb: They like to make big wakes........sittin at the dock! :eek:

I was just trying to stir the pot:evilb:

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 02:17 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2103244)
I think it says alot about Lefty that even in his avator he has his hatch up...:evilb: Or maybe he was showing evrybody the ashtray:p


OUCH :eek:

joew. 04-23-2007 02:19 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2103243)
Talking about the odd couple....the two pillow bitting boats. Never enough pillows or peanut butter on those two rigs! :evilb: They like to make big wakes........sittin at the dock! :eek:

This doesn't make any since. Please gather your thoughts, write them down, have someone proof read, then and only then post your bad comeback lines.:chimp:

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 02:20 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2103251)
This doesn't make any since. Please gather your thoughts, write them down, have JAMIE proof read, then and only then post your bad comeback lines.:chimp:

:D

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 02:29 PM

louie0611 you have been caught. Who paints their boat orange anyway? :evilb: :eek: :D

txlefty 04-23-2007 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2103261)
louie0611 you have been caught. Who paints their boat orange anyway? :evilb: :eek: :D

Someone who spends 300g's on a 100 mph BAD AZZ fountain!
Unlike you who spends 40k on a pink and teal boat that still remains a mystery of the lake! :evilb:

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 02:32 PM

In case you make it to Tickfaw, give all of your pictures to Tbone. He will post pics for you, just like he had to post pics of your rig. :evilb:

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 02:33 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2103265)
Someone who spends 300g's on a 100 mph BAD AZZ fountain!
Unlike you who spends 40k on a pink and teal boat that still remains a mystery of the lake! :evilb:

Oh I didn't rrealize you and Louie were rubbing rods like that.

The mystery of the lake will be revealed soon. I know, If I were like you, I would have bought a 25k one and financed it.

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 02:34 PM

For the Record:

By U Boy is all good. he rolled up with a "Chick" and a cooler full of Bud Light. I think a few of you should take notes. He made a great first impression on Smooth Operator.

txlefty 04-23-2007 02:36 PM

Louie welcome to all the BULL$HIT you can handle! Don't be afraid.....go ahead and slap Jeff around. We all do ! It's a great stress reliever! :D

joew. 04-23-2007 02:37 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2103270)
For the Record:

By U Boy is all good. he rolled up with a "Chick" and a cooler full of Bud Light. I think a few of you should take notes. He made a great first impression on Smooth Operator.

True Thanks by Y Boy. Hopefully next time there will be less wrenches and more bit(hes:evilb:

txlefty 04-23-2007 02:37 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2103269)
Oh I didn't rrealize you and Louie were rubbing rods like that.

The mystery of the lake will be revealed soon. I know, If I were like you, I would have bought a 25k one and financed it.

Maybe you should have.....you'd be on the water already! :evilb:

joew. 04-23-2007 02:38 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2103273)
Louie welcome to all the BULL$HIT you can handle! Don't be afraid.....go ahead and slap Jeff around. We all do ! It's a great stress reliever! :D

Lefty stop suckin off Louie he is not like you:D :p

wstultz 04-23-2007 02:39 PM

Hey, what's the problem with financing?

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 02:39 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2103278)
Lefty stop suckin off Louie he is not like you:D :p

:eek:

txlefty 04-23-2007 02:39 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2103270)
For the Record:

By U Boy is all good. he rolled up with a "Chick" and a cooler full of Bud Light. I think a few of you should take notes. He made a great first impression on Smooth Operator.

Is there a reason "CHICK" is in quotes.....is there a question here???? Is it really BI-U-BOY?:evilb: I guess late nights turning wrenches in a hot azz boat for the last two years isn't a good first impression???

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 02:40 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2103279)
Hey, what's the problem with financing?

Nothing, But people who do, do not have any room to make fun of people who don't. Especially when their boats survey for less value!!! My comments are not directed at you today. Can you let me use your crane thursday?

BY U BOY 04-23-2007 02:40 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2103275)
True Thanks by Y Boy. Hopefully next time there will be less wrenches and more bit(hes:evilb:

anytime, sarahcooper and i are always up for a good time:drink:

BY U BOY 04-23-2007 02:43 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2103281)
Is there a reason "CHICK" is in quotes.....is there a question here???? Is it really BI-U-BOY?:evilb:

nope its not BI-U-BOY.

My "CHICK" does not deflate when im done with her:p

txlefty 04-23-2007 02:44 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2103278)
Lefty stop suckin off Louie he is not like you:D :p

Hey I'm trying to stay on his good side! I figure with a new boat, his will be the only one running at the end of the summer when i need a tow! :D

joew. 04-23-2007 02:47 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2103295)
Hey I'm trying to stay on his good side! I figure with a new boat, his will be the only one running at the end of the summer when i need a tow! :D

End of the summer, giving the crap chit alittle more credit then she has commin I think.:eek: :p

txlefty 04-23-2007 02:47 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2103293)
nope its not BI-U-BOY.

My "CHICK" does not deflate when im done with her:p

Or taken for walks or flea dipped? Funny $hit! :evilb:

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 02:48 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2103281)
Is there a reason "CHICK" is in quotes.....is there a question here???? Is it really BI-U-BOY?:evilb: I guess late nights turning wrenches in a hot azz boat for the last two years isn't a good first impression???

Let me explain since you were at work. By U Boy rolls up. introduces himself and his girlfriend. Then grabs his cooler on wheels and hands everyone a cold Bud Light. Then his chick decides to get some sun on the back of his swimplat form. keep in mind this is all happenin at club 105:cool:

wstultz 04-23-2007 02:48 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2103284)
Can you let me use your crane thursday?


It'll cost ya.:D

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 02:50 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2103299)
Or taken for walks or flea dipped? Funny $hit! :evilb:

By U Boy is no chump. I really don't know if I would make those wise cracks to him.:eek:

txlefty 04-23-2007 02:51 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2103300)
Let me explain since you were at work. By U Boy rolls up. introduces himself and his girlfriend. Then grabs his cooler on wheels and hands everyone a cold Bud Light. Then his chick decides to get some sun on the back of his swimplat form. keep in mind this is all happenin at club 105:cool:

Then you better marry her !!!!! She must be a keeper to wanna sun at club 105! Gotta love a girl that can have fun anywhere! :drink:

joew. 04-23-2007 02:51 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2103300)
Let me explain since you were at work. By U Boy rolls up. introduces himself and his girlfriend. Then grabs his cooler on wheels and hands everyone a cold Bud Light. Then his chick decides to get some sun on the back of his swimplat form. keep in mind this is all happenin at club 105:cool:

This hard for Lefty to understand for the following reasons
1. He never bring beer, he drinks mine.
2. Only has dudes on his boat.
3. If he did have a chick onboard she would not be able to get on the hatch with it up.
:D :D

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 02:53 PM

Why are you guys bustin on Louie. It will take him 2 weeks to get to the end of this thread. As fast as its growing it may be impossible

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 02:54 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2103309)
This hard for Lefty to understand for the following reasons
1. He never bring beer, he drinks mine.
2. Only has dudes on his boat.
3. If he did have a chick onboard she would not be able to get on the hatch with it up.
:D :D

lets not forget he left with you guys, but left the cooler full of beer with me:cool:

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 02:57 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2103317)
lets not forget he left with you guys, but left the cooler full of beer with me:cool:


Yes he did. Which you hid in the boat shed from me?? Buy U. Come any time and ignore Lefty. He knows not what he does.

wstultz 04-23-2007 02:57 PM

If we're trying to out lurkers, how about Richard, Milstead, Brian Williamson, and Creedo?

BY U BOY 04-23-2007 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2103317)
lets not forget he left with you guys, but left the cooler full of beer with me:cool:

she also left some cookies for everyone.

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 02:59 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2103320)
If we're trying to out lurkers, how about Richard, Milstead, Brian Williamson, and Creedo?


Big Andy is on also right now.

joew. 04-23-2007 02:59 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2103320)
If we're trying to out lurkers, how about Richard, Milstead, Brian Williamson, and Creedo?

Word on the street is I need to give Creedo a Tx azz whippen:evilb:

jeff1000man 04-23-2007 03:01 PM

Did Creedo make it home the other night. George was talkin about gittin some bigger props so he could out run the Wet Dream.

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 03:01 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2103320)
If we're trying to out lurkers, how about Richard, Milstead, Brian Williamson, and Creedo?

Richard has been lurking? Whats Milsteads screen name?

BY U BOY 04-23-2007 03:01 PM

I sure am a lucky guy. She takes good care of me,god knows i cant take care of myself:D

txlefty 04-23-2007 03:02 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2103299)
Or taken for walks or flea dipped? Funny $hit! :evilb:

I was reffering to Joe's co-piliot on his boat....HELLO!

tomtbone1993 04-23-2007 03:02 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2103326)
Big Andy is on also right now.

It takes time to catch up to whats going on. we are only 2400 post deep:p


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