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wstultz 12-02-2008 11:50 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2751201)
I aint no high roller, i didnt look at the time on the post, it was a bit of a douscher!!!! you have to admit, i wish now i had saved it but it least tbone saw it and i ams ure there is a back story but i was just bustin balls which is what we are supposed to do when not posting random shat and the occasional sweet boat like the midnight express!!! i really like that boat.....

It has actually been for sale for about five years but the add looked like this.....

http://www.boattrader.com/find/listi...ress.-53730426

bigandy 12-02-2008 11:51 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2751220)
Yeah, but you have eleventy plasma tv's in storage, and a laptop internet connection that works in your car.

But you do drink TAAKA, and I drink Crown, so I guess that makes us even.

I am a Gooooose drinker when i go to your house :evilb::evilb:

wstultz 12-02-2008 11:53 AM

Another one....not so cool but the price is better....

http://www.boattrader.com/find/listi...press-90460640


I think these boats have a big a$$ beam like 9 foot.

jeff1000man 12-02-2008 11:55 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2751225)
I am a Gooooose drinker when i go to your house :evilb::evilb:

I was wondering where it all went.

wstultz 12-02-2008 11:59 AM

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Sweet!

bigandy 12-02-2008 12:07 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2751231)
Sweet!

PHHHAT, is that the side of some ones boat?!!?!?

wstultz 12-02-2008 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2751235)
PHHHAT, is that the side of some ones boat?!!?!?

This boat...

tomtbone1993 12-02-2008 12:20 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2751222)
it has been confirmed the two 90 mile an hour Bimmers on rarely patroled hwy 105 :rolleyes: at 11:30 were the drunken husband and wife high performance driving team sponsored by Outback steakhouse and Budlight!!!! You two doing a lil days of thunder roll playing again??? "Let me out of the car Colllllle, Let me out of the caaaaaaaarrrrrr!!!!!" "Rubbin is racin baby!!!!"

:evilb::evilb::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 12-02-2008 12:20 PM

Obama is having his 5th meeting all ready.

Do we have 1 president right now, or 2?

wstultz 12-02-2008 12:25 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2751243)
Obama is having his 5th meeting all ready.

Do we have 1 president right now, or 2?

The real question is....Are they holding meetings about holding meetings? and Are they holding meetings about who is bringing the coffee and dohnuts to the meetings?

bigandy 12-02-2008 01:07 PM

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Someone explain to me how between the 5 miles a day that i run as Lieutenant Dan in "World at War" and the home cooked breakfasts i am still gaining weight???????????

wstultz 12-02-2008 01:11 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2751262)
Someone explain to me how between the 5 miles a day that i run as Lieutenant Dan in "World at War" and the home cooked breakfasts i am still gaining weight???????????

Holy crap! Are you a members of the Bears "Super Fans Network".....DAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Bears da bears da bears!

wstultz 12-02-2008 01:17 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2751262)
Someone explain to me how between the 5 miles a day that i run as Lieutenant Dan in "World at War" and the home cooked breakfasts i am still gaining weight???????????

Are you still there? Or did you have your fifth heart attack of the month?

On Time 12-02-2008 01:23 PM

what up

bigandy 12-02-2008 01:58 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2751271)
Are you still there? Or did you have your fifth heart attack of the month?

watch deleted scenes from Step Brothers, there is a funny scene about heart attacks!!! i got it last night and have watched it 3 times!!!

wstultz 12-02-2008 02:41 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2751294)
watch deleted scenes from Step Brothers, there is a funny scene about heart attacks!!! i got it last night and have watched it 3 times!!!

"Your voice is like a combo of Fergie and Jesus.":food-smiley-007:

Trojan-man 12-02-2008 03:11 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2751224)
It has actually been for sale for about five years but the add looked like this.....

http://www.boattrader.com/find/listi...ress.-53730426

thank you rainman of boat adds.....where did that boat come from??? 82-82-82 old adds :evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 12-02-2008 03:13 PM

you guys need to first, find jesus, and second, get jobs.....it took me 30 minutes to catch up on all this BS. Yes the midnight express is nice. I met the owner at the Lauderdale boat show and he was an arse hole. (not that that matters, so is everyone else)

Trojan-man 12-02-2008 03:14 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2751153)

nice find gordon gecko :cool::cool:

tomtbone1993 12-02-2008 03:41 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2751349)
thank you rainman of boat adds.....where did that boat come from??? 82-82-82 old adds :evilb::evilb:

LMFAO:ernaehrung004:

tomtbone1993 12-02-2008 03:43 PM

Rainman of Boat Adds ???

Gordon Gecko???


that is some good chit cummin from a Jap Z owner....

jeff1000man 12-02-2008 04:23 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2751352)
nice find gordon gecko :cool::cool:

Money never sleeps Pal. Consider this your wake up call. :grinser010:

Trojan-man 12-02-2008 04:25 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2751380)
Rainman of Boat Adds ???

Gordon Gecko???


that is some good chit cummin from a Jap Z owner....

apparently when you own a japanese car that comes with an abacus, you get smarter and funnier :p:p:p

































oh, I mean a japanese car that is faster than german engineering junk :evilb:

tomtbone1993 12-02-2008 05:47 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2751406)
oh, I mean a japanese car that is faster than german engineering junk :evilb:

place your money where your mouth is........:food-smiley-007:

bigandy 12-02-2008 06:04 PM

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/220294...s_nissan_350z/

Being a kraut myself i cannot allow the bashing of Fine german engineering... if you are short on time, although hosted by the chinese the zipper heads cars loose to the deluxe and overwhelming engineering of, the inventor of the modern highway, the automobile as we know it, Der Meister, the German's!!!!!!!!!!

BY U BOY 12-02-2008 06:20 PM

Who's up for some paintball?? Found a place downtown that you can play at night. And Tom was telling me there is one in conroe for you people that are affraid to come any further south than 105.

jeff1000man 12-02-2008 07:15 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2751487)
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/220294...s_nissan_350z/

Being a kraut myself i cannot allow the bashing of Fine german engineering... if you are short on time, although hosted by the chinese the zipper heads cars loose to the deluxe and overwhelming engineering of, the inventor of the modern highway, the automobile as we know it, Der Meister, the German's!!!!!!!!!!

You are in serious deep thought mode today. Did you stay at a holiday inn express last night?

BY U BOY 12-02-2008 08:00 PM

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I guess Chad and SPK1 will be taking this day off:evilb::evilb:

BY U BOY 12-02-2008 08:07 PM

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I wonder which 105 member this was as a kid:party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 12-02-2008 09:36 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2751577)
I wonder which 105 member this was as a kid:party-smiley-004:

:evilb::evilb::evilb: I am not going to mention any names but he says ..... mushymushymushymushylandolakes...alot at 3 in da morning when he is eating pancakes or stabbing oneself in the eye with random foods :food-smiley-007:

Trojan-man 12-02-2008 09:38 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2751476)
place your money where your mouth is........:food-smiley-007:

I am in. Im gonna smoke a certain williams' arse off while yelling "Get Some !!" "Get Some!!" the whole time. After Im done, they're gonna write a story about me because Im so fu(kin good thats why :cool::cool:

Trojan-man 12-02-2008 09:47 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2751487)
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/220294...s_nissan_350z/

Being a kraut myself i cannot allow the bashing of Fine german engineering... if you are short on time, although hosted by the chinese the zipper heads cars loose to the deluxe and overwhelming engineering of, the inventor of the modern highway, the automobile as we know it, Der Meister, the German's!!!!!!!!!!

mushymushymushy dolagow sintawry !!!! I guess you understood all that crap. Its too bad german engineering has to put twin turbos on something just to keep up with a V6 :eek::eek: muahahahahaha !!

tomtbone1993 12-02-2008 09:53 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2751637)
I am in. Im gonna smoke a certain williams' arse off while yelling "Get Some !!" "Get Some!!" the whole time. After Im done, they're gonna write a story about me because Im so fu(kin good thats why :cool::cool:

name the time and place speed racer.......:cool::cool:

wstultz 12-02-2008 09:56 PM

This deal has SPK1 written all over it. Wave Crusher so he doesn't get douched in the face...

http://www.yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=19465

tomtbone1993 12-02-2008 10:01 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2751645)
This deal has SPK1 written all over it. Wave Crusher so he doesn't get douched in the face...

http://www.yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=19465

to nice of a rig for salty spik1:ernaehrung004:

Trojan-man 12-02-2008 10:03 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2751644)
name the time and place speed racer.......:cool::cool:

you just let me know when the wife will let you borrow her car :eek::evilb::party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 12-02-2008 10:05 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2751645)
This deal has SPK1 written all over it. Wave Crusher so he doesn't get douched in the face...

http://www.yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=19465

we looked at that boat at national marine liquidators, it wath nithe :drink:

oh and spick1 likes getting douched in the face on fridays by colombian strippers. He even has their home numbers lol :eek::eek:

Trojan-man 12-02-2008 10:09 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2751573)
I guess Chad and SPK1 will be taking this day off:evilb::evilb:

ahhh, we take every day off, it is the freedom that comes from not having to work for the man

you are gonna be eating my rooster tail the next time I see you little man :ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004:

tomtbone1993 12-02-2008 10:13 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2751647)
you just let me know when the wife will let you borrow her car ::party-smiley-004:

Her car?????:party-smiley-004: if you want a piece of her car you will need to go through her......


Good idea....if you are faster than her, then you can take a shot at mine....:ernaehrung004::cool:

tomtbone1993 12-02-2008 10:16 PM

[YOUTUBE]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=se9rfWucgeY[/YOUTUBE]


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