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spk1 12-30-2008 09:52 PM

If your going to survive joew. batchlor party,, you better start hitting the gym,, I hear the closer captain insano is to freeport, the more violent he becomes,, and what everrr you do, if he cracks his head open,, and is still conscious,, do not try to take him to the hospital,, :drink:

spk1 12-30-2008 09:55 PM

http://www.miamiboatshow.com/

Just a friendly reminder,, the earlier you get your plane tickets,, the cheaper they are going to be,, Feb 12-16,, I dont know how many more years I will live in florida,, so this years your only guaranteed chance for a free place to stay during the show,, get onnn itttt!!!!

wstultz 12-30-2008 11:18 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2767875)
Hey Wstultz......put this in your pipe and smoke it...http://www.seriousoffshore.com/forum...ead.php?t=2737


:cool::cool::cool:

I know, I've been watching that thread. That boat is the shiznit! Gail is now a member over there.

Trojan-man 12-31-2008 01:29 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2767892)
I told the car carrier that I was wades cousin, and was emotionally distraught over the whole ordeal,, and it got me an extra $300 off shipping,, :evilb:

stirrin the pot, stirrin the pot....thinkin you are safe a 1000 miles away...:party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 12-31-2008 01:33 AM

Muahahahahaha !!!! :drool::drool::drool::drool:

jeff1000man 12-31-2008 08:35 AM

Just had a nice azz chewing conference call to get off our azzes and get something done out here. :mad::mad::party-smiley-004:

wstultz 12-31-2008 08:53 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2768033)
Just had a nice azz chewing conference call to get off our azzes and get something done out here. :mad::mad::party-smiley-004:

Who was the chewee?

jeff1000man 12-31-2008 09:00 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2768045)
Who was the chewee?

The boss said we were the G Damdest Chewees that he ever Chewed. :evilb:

Sound famiiliar?

jeff1000man 12-31-2008 09:01 AM

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue. :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 12-31-2008 09:08 AM

Stacy at wakezone showed me decent rates on cat hulls yesterday. :drink:

wstultz 12-31-2008 09:52 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2768053)
Stacy at wakezone showed me decent rates on cat hulls yesterday. :drink:

Like this one?


http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o27196-en.html


It's an old hull but that's a lot of hardware for the money.

jeff1000man 12-31-2008 09:58 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2768086)
Like this one?


http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o27196-en.html


It's an old hull but that's a lot of hardware for the money.

If I wanted one of those I would just give in and pay blackwood and keep the money in the family.

I want one llike spk1's, but there aren't any out there worth a damn. So I found a couple of spectre's that I like.

See what I can come up with and who wants to make a deal.

By the way, if you could majically chit 50K, i know of a deal on sutphen , if you can do it in les than a couple weeks. :cool:

wstultz 12-31-2008 10:12 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2768090)
If I wanted one of those I would just give in and pay blackwood and keep the money in the family.

I want one llike spk1's, but there aren't any out there worth a damn. So I found a couple of spectre's that I like.

See what I can come up with and who wants to make a deal.

By the way, if you could majically chit 50K, i know of a deal on sutphen , if you can do it in les than a couple weeks. :cool:

No money is magically appearing right now. Which one for 50 the white 32 or Pleasure Seeker?

jeff1000man 12-31-2008 10:22 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2768101)
No money is magically appearing right now. Which one for 50 the white 32 or Pleasure Seeker?

The race boat. The 32. Guy says it hasn't moved since 2005.

tomtbone1993 12-31-2008 10:40 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2768107)
Guy says it hasn't moved since 2005.

Same old story on every STuphen I hear about.....I knew their was a reason I had never heard anything about those buckets until I met WStulz and Bigandy.................:evilb::evilb::evilb:

tomtbone1993 12-31-2008 10:41 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2768033)
Just had a nice azz chewing conference call to get off our azzes and get something done out here. :mad::mad::party-smiley-004:

They don't pay you to call boat owners and low ball them all day???

jeff1000man 12-31-2008 11:09 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2768122)
They don't pay you to call boat owners and low ball them all day???

They pay you to low ball car owners all day. :evilb::evilb:

boatman22 12-31-2008 12:30 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2768122)
They don't pay you to call boat owners and low ball them all day???

Jeff do you call every ad on OSO and low ball them? I see Jr. has called you out....

Post 281

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...market-15.html

jeff1000man 12-31-2008 12:43 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2768205)
Jeff do you call every ad on OSO and low ball them? I see Jr. has called you out....

Post 281

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...market-15.html

Get a life. I thought that post 282 pretty much summed it up. ::stupid:

Try reading a thread from the beginning instead of the end. :Whatever:

wstultz 12-31-2008 12:43 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2768205)
Jeff do you call every ad on OSO and low ball them? I see Jr. has called you out....

Post 281

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...market-15.html

Nice.

jeff1000man 12-31-2008 12:44 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2768205)
Jeff do you call every ad on OSO and low ball them? I see Jr. has called you out....

Post 281

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...market-15.html

Why do you have a Donzi sticker on the back of your truck and still have a FAJA? :evilb:

tomtbone1993 12-31-2008 12:54 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2767453)
I'll just keep my little Magnum for now. It outruns the TS's on my lake anyway.

What Cigarettes is the Magnum out runnig on Conroe??

wstultz 12-31-2008 12:55 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2768215)
Why do you have a Donzi sticker on the back of your truck and still have a FAJA? :evilb:

"Cause it say that he can be formal, but he still likes to party.":evilb:

tomtbone1993 12-31-2008 12:55 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2768219)
"Cause it say that he can be formal, but he still likes to party.":evilb:

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

bigandy 12-31-2008 12:57 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2768142)
They pay you to low ball car owners all day. :evilb::evilb:

if you have to ask that it explains why you are no longer in the car business........



what is everyone doing tonight? Lucky louis called me said some people are going to start the evening at Del Lago and move from there... Wade O's?!?!?! He was talking about going to the casino, that might be fun??? also suggested i quit being so lazy and clean the houseboat and have a party on there and club hop...... that aint gonna happen!! i havent had on more than underwear since christmas eve!!!!!!!!!!! :evilb:

jeff1000man 12-31-2008 01:03 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2768218)
What Cigarettes is the Magnum out runnig on Conroe??

Sorry, apparently you missed the tangle with Wild by Nature on the way back from the swim stop. :ernaehrung004:

There were witnesses on board. :party-smiley-004:

Don't under estimate the power of the Magnum. :grinser010:

jeff1000man 12-31-2008 01:04 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2768223)
if you have to ask that it explains why you are no longer in the car business........



:

Or that I too, don't have to leave my house very often to make a better living sort of like you. Quite ironic that you say that. :rolleyes:

jeff1000man 12-31-2008 01:11 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2768205)
Jeff do you call every ad on OSO and low ball them? I see Jr. has called you out....

Post 281

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...market-15.html

Oh, and now that I remember, aren't you the one calling the kettle black after calling every Donzi dealer in the country and offring 150K for a brand new 38'.

Your the worst one out of all of us and you charge your boat shopping off on your expense account. That actually is smart by the way.

There isn't a single guy on this thread who would even own a boat if he hadn't called and actually had someone take a lowball offer. I am actually the only one who has one sitting in the shop that paid asking price for his rig.

Bunch of Di(ks.

:mad:

tomtbone1993 12-31-2008 01:23 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2768233)
Oh, and now that I remember, aren't you the one calling the kettle black after calling every Donzi dealer in the country and offring 150K for a brand new 38'.

Your the worst one out of all of us and you charge your boat shopping off on your expense account. That actually is smart by the way.

There isn't a single guy on this thread who would even own a boat if he hadn't called and actually had someone take a lowball offer. I am actually the only one who has one sitting in the shop that paid asking price for his rig.

Bunch of Di(ks.



:mad:

Don't forget you have a low DTI as well......:party-smiley-004:

You should be mad at the 18 year old kid that called you a Bottom feeder, vs Boatman22.........

jeff1000man 12-31-2008 01:26 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2768237)
Don't forget you have a low DTI as well......:party-smiley-004:

You should be mad at the 18 year old kid that called you a Bottom feeder, vs Boatman22.........

You guys picked a great day to ride my azz, since I am having a bad day at the office.

Di(ks. :angry-smiley-038:

boatman22 12-31-2008 01:27 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2768233)
Oh, and now that I remember, aren't you the one calling the kettle black after calling every Donzi dealer in the country and offring 150K for a brand new 38'.

Your the worst one out of all of us and you charge your boat shopping off on your expense account. That actually is smart by the way.

There isn't a single guy on this thread who would even own a boat if he hadn't called and actually had someone take a lowball offer. I am actually the only one who has one sitting in the shop that paid asking price for his rig.

Bunch of Di(ks.

:mad:

Wrong again mush-mouth....The 1 I called on I did not lowball the guy, and I flew to Virginia and looked at the boat in person. I did email the dealer 1 time in Kemah and he more or less told me to f*ck off and all I did was ask a price.....so I guess I need to get a LIFE......:grinser010:


Oh I forgot…I did call a guy with an ad in the swap shop that had some fittings, he was asking $700.00…guess what I did not low ball him like you did on some other things he had for sell…I paid him $700.00…you know why……..it was a good deal.

tomtbone1993 12-31-2008 01:32 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2768240)
You guys picked a great day to ride my azz, since I am having a bad day at the office.

Di(ks. :angry-smiley-038:

quit phuckin around on OSO and get some insurance work done......:evilb::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 12-31-2008 01:37 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2768241)
Wrong again mush-mouth....The 1 I called on I did not lowball the guy, and I flew to Virginia and looked at the boat in person. I did email the dealer 1 time in Kemah and he more or less told me to f*ck off and all I did was ask a price.....so I guess I need to get a LIFE......:grinser010:


Oh I forgot…I did call a guy with an ad in the swap shop that had some fittings, he was asking $700.00…guess what I did not low ball him like you did on some other things he had for sell…I paid him $700.00…you know why……..it was a good deal.

I never made an offer on the fitings, I guess you are making assumptions as usuall also.

I have only actually made an offer on 1 boat this month and I told the guy it was just so that I knew he would be in the right price range. Never told him I wanted it, but I must have been in the right ball park, because he said yes. Translation, not a low ball.

I also did pay asking price for a few items in the swap shop this week though. Guess you missed that. Better do some more checking up.

Thanks for keeping up with what I am doing, otherwise I wouldn't know myself.

BY U BOY 12-31-2008 01:41 PM

In this corner wearing Faja magenta shorts is BM22
and in this corner wearing lowball booty shorts is Faster than TS TG Magnum man,and I'm not talking about trojans.

jeff1000man 12-31-2008 01:44 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2768255)
In this corner wearing Faja magenta shorts is BM22
and in this corner wearing lowball booty shorts is Faster than TS TG Magnum man,and I'm not talking about trojans.

And standing on the chair trying to see into the ring, drinking a slim fast shake and hiding a Baby Ruth bar from his wife...... Guess Who?? :evilb::drink: :party-smiley-004:

BY U BOY 12-31-2008 01:46 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2768262)
And standing on the chair drinking a slim fast shake and hiding a Baby Ruth bar from his wife ...... Guess Who?? :party-smiley-004:

I have to stand on the chair to get some sun that your belly is blocking.Would you like to borrow some slim fast I have plenty:grinser010::grinser010::food-smiley-007:

jeff1000man 12-31-2008 01:55 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2768265)
I have to stand on the chair to get some sun that your belly is blocking.Would you like to borrow some slim fast I have plenty:grinser010::grinser010::food-smiley-007:

OK I'll give you that. Put some Vodka in it though.

Throw the Baby Ruth in the pool. It will be OK.

boatman22 12-31-2008 02:07 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2768251)
I never made an offer on the fitings, I guess you are making assumptions as usuall also.

I have only actually made an offer on 1 boat this month and I told the guy it was just so that I knew he would be in the right price range. Never told him I wanted it, but I must have been in the right ball park, because he said yes. Translation, not a low ball.

I also did pay asking price for a few items in the swap shop this week though. Guess you missed that. Better do some more checking up.

Thanks for keeping up with what I am doing, otherwise I wouldn't know myself.

I guess you need to re-read what I posted...I did not say you offered him anything on the fittings.......oh and he talked to me about you wanting to know if i knew you.........but it's funny....

jeff1000man 12-31-2008 02:11 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2768278)
I guess you need to re-read what I posted...I did not say you offered him anything on the fittings.......oh and he talked to me about you wanting to know if i knew you.........but it's funny....

I am sure you said nothing but good things :rolleyes:

jeff1000man 12-31-2008 02:12 PM

These would be good for something. I am not sure what.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o26681-en.html


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