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jeff1000man 06-16-2009 02:49 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2889697)
Correct me if I am wrong, but i thought youd did that with most of the boats you have sold.....

I really hope your joking.

I only did that with the cat, and it was far from a cherry piece of offshore history. The scarab was all ready broke. I didn't scavenge it. I have never deliberately ruined a nice boat to try and turn a buck. I have only taken apart some junkers.

tomtbone1993 06-16-2009 02:51 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2889715)
I really hope your joking.

I only did that with the cat, and it was far from a cherry piece of offshore history. The scarab was all ready broke. I didn't scavenge it. I have never deliberately ruined a nice boat to try and turn a buck. I have only taken apart some junkers.

You are correct I was way off with my previous post.........:grinser010:

Rcolter 06-16-2009 02:51 PM

I would not call that a Cherry?

jeff1000man 06-16-2009 02:52 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2889714)
so go ahead and tell us how much you offered for the Apache. We all know it was worth a lot of coin to you:coolcowboy:

I bet they sold it to oone of their buddies for less than what Wstultz offered them. It's a frigging raquet. :bsflag:

Rcolter 06-16-2009 02:52 PM

Maybe a peach? But they are good too.

jeff1000man 06-16-2009 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2889723)
I would not call that a Cherry?

You shut up.:lolhit:

jeff1000man 06-16-2009 02:54 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2889727)
Maybe a peach? But they are good too.

Well played. :grinser010:

jeff1000man 06-16-2009 02:56 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2889702)
I have the title to my trailer, and the bank has a lien on the boat only. It was the same way with my last three boats and skies.

On a side note with repos. I spoke with a very good car guy yesterday that is putting a deal together to buy 32mill worth of bad car loans for 2 million.....If they get 20% of the cars repoed they break even. The other 80% is gravy....

Correct me if I am wrong Sandy, but 20% of 32 mil is 6.4mil isn't it.

Sounds like 3x their money back at 20%.

I never was good at math though.

wstultz 06-16-2009 02:56 PM

I offered well over minimum. I'll leave it at that.

jeff1000man 06-16-2009 02:57 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2889733)
I offered well over minimum. I'll leave it at that.

That's the problem. THey thought you were off your rocker to offer that much and just ignored it.

tomtbone1993 06-16-2009 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2889732)
Correct me if I am wrong Sandy, but 20% of 32 mil is 6.4mil isn't it.

Sounds like 3x their money back at 20%.

I never was good at math though.

payroll, trucks, insurance, storage lot, you know overhead that comes with most businesses........

tomtbone1993 06-16-2009 03:02 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2889733)
I offered well over minimum. I'll leave it at that.

I would love to be in the drivers seat like you are at the moment......its a buyers market and i know you will find the right rig:coolcowboy:

Rcolter 06-16-2009 03:07 PM

Define Well Over?

jeff1000man 06-16-2009 03:17 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2889743)
Define Well Over?

Like in, that deal was over long before it started.

wstultz 06-16-2009 03:18 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2889743)
Define Well Over?

What it was worth to me.

wstultz 06-16-2009 03:19 PM

Doesn't matter. I didn't get it.

wstultz 06-16-2009 03:20 PM

If anyone is interested I know where a 36 that runs right at the century mark for a good deal is.

jeff1000man 06-16-2009 03:20 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2889757)
If anyone is interested I know where a 36 that runs right at the century mark for a good deal is.

If it was a good deal, you would have bought it all ready. :coolcowboy:

wstultz 06-16-2009 03:23 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2889758)
If it was a good deal, you would have bought it all ready. :coolcowboy:

A bit over my price range and I want stock power from now on. 950HP per side is a little much.

Rcolter 06-16-2009 03:26 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2889762)
A bit over my price range and I want stock power from now on. 950HP per side is a little much.

TREEEEE FITTTY!!!

boatman22 06-16-2009 03:28 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2889768)
TREEEEE FITTTY!!!

dollar 2 98:kiss:

wstultz 06-16-2009 03:29 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2889768)
TREEEEE FITTTY!!!

That damn lockness monsta! Dammit woman, no one cares what we had fo dinna that night. trreeee ffiiitttttyyy!

wstultz 06-16-2009 03:31 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2889770)
dollar 2 98:kiss:

Did you look up the Merc cousin-in-law discount?:coolcowboy: Can you slide me a couple of low oil pressure 502 MPI's out the back door?:evilb:

spk1 06-16-2009 03:57 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2889697)
Correct me if I am wrong, but i thought youd did that with most of the boats you have sold.....

What are you talking about,, that was a one of a kind, custom build cougar cat, made for Ross Perot, himself,, there was nothing special about the thing, :lolhit:

spk1 06-16-2009 03:58 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2889714)
so go ahead and tell us how much you offered for the Apache. We all know it was worth a lot of coin to you:coolcowboy:

He should have had the apache,, he offered enough,, those boys at national marine dont play by the rules, :angry-smiley-038:

jeff1000man 06-16-2009 03:59 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2889792)
What are you talking about,, that was a one of a kind, custom build cougar cat, made for Ross Perot, himself,, there was nothing special about the thing, :lolhit:

Not after somebody re rigged it with the wrong drives and rigging. But it was broke when I took it apart also. So I still technically havn't gutted a running boat boat for a profit.

Point still stands.

spk1 06-16-2009 04:06 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2889799)
Not after somebody re rigged it with the wrong drives and rigging. But it was broke when I took it apart also. So I still technically havn't gutted a running boat boat for a profit.

Point still stands.

I dont have any complaints, but this guys must be pissed,, :lolhit: :coolcowboy:

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jeff1000man 06-16-2009 04:08 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2889810)
I dont have any complaints, but this guys must be pissed,, :lolhit: :coolcowboy:

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Who is pissed?

spk1 06-16-2009 04:11 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2889811)
Who is pissed?

Im just playing, thats a post taken off your Blue Thunder thread. :bsflag:

spk1 06-16-2009 04:13 PM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...thunder-5.html

I found the very last post made in the thread to have a bit of foreshadowing. :eek:

spk1 06-16-2009 04:15 PM

:evilb:Im going to go jump some waves in the jetski for a while,, I'll be back later. :evilb:

jeff1000man 06-16-2009 04:16 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2889818)
http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...thunder-5.html

I found the very last post made in the thread to have a bit of foreshadowing. :eek:

If it was the week of my birthday and I had your money and free time, I think I could find better things to do than researching OSO posts.

jeff1000man 06-16-2009 04:19 PM

TMR called and said he is ready to enter the final stage on the Sea Ray. :coolcowboy::drink:

mba1620 06-16-2009 04:52 PM

So I send an email asking about trailer for the boat and the other questions Joe told me to ask, etc and here is the brokers response.

"The trailer is not part of the package. The trailer might be available through a third party. The motors were tested and ran. The fuel may be old. The boat was not surveyed. What the bank wants and what they get depends on the bids. The bank will probably take the best offer they get. "

Well no (hit huh!!

*Name and number of the broker has been removed to protect the innocent.

mba1620 06-16-2009 04:56 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2889704)
Well Cameron, You must be a natural,, cause you made the perfect first move, lol what you do it,, get jeff, big andy and the others interested,, they will call for the next two weeks low balling the owners,, thenn you show up cash in hand, (exactly five dollars more than their last low ball), then just be real nice,, tell them the boat is beautiful,, keep drinking,,(because you cant close a joew. deal with out being wastedd!), and as soons as he hangs up the phone with one of the conroe guys bidding five dollars more than your last bid,, put your money on the table yell out some sentence fragments,, shake his hand,, and tell him if he doesnt sell it, he takes it in the can. :evilb: the boat will be pretty much yours. :coolcowboy:


Now that was some funny reading there. I will follow this plan to the T.:evilb:

boatman22 06-16-2009 05:55 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2889830)
TMR called and said he is ready to enter the final stage on the Sea Ray. :coolcowboy::drink:


Yea and no drives...so now it will be another week.....:eek:

jeff1000man 06-16-2009 06:16 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2889929)
Yea and no drives...so now it will be another week.....:eek:

:angry-smiley-038:

jeff1000man 06-16-2009 06:23 PM

Got this from the other web site.

Funny and wrong in so many ways.

(210): I just want to hang out with her.
(916): You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.

jeff1000man 06-16-2009 06:23 PM

And then this one beats all

(970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
(303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.


both sets could have come from the same guy on this thread. :evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 06-16-2009 07:19 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2889376)
It will probably be Chad if the price goes low enough. right in his own back yard.


I think the money on that boat is around $20k :drink:


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