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bigandy 10-13-2008 09:24 PM

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Kevin, perfect job for you. Go to the county clerk and see what it takes to get this going in MIAMI!!!!

spk1 10-13-2008 10:16 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2714766)
Kevin, perfect job for you. Go to the county clerk and see what it takes to get this going in MIAMI!!!!

I know the mayor of FortLauderdale on a first name basis,, that could help,, but I dont speak enough cuban to know the mayor of Miami, :evilb:

spk1 10-13-2008 10:17 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2714766)
Kevin, perfect job for you. Go to the county clerk and see what it takes to get this going in MIAMI!!!!

I bet you could make some money with that car and three columbian chicks during the boat show, :cool:

spk1 10-13-2008 10:21 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2714759)
funny how I post a 38ZRC and you say "I don't sit to pee".....now you want one................:cool::cool: those are phat rides.....but I would start your brokerage business with selling that raggedy azz pontoon in my storage.....:ernaehrung004:

Yea, Ive asked for pictures so I can ebay it, like eleventy times,, but no avail,, If you joe or chad could take some I can have that thing goneeee in seven days. I will be home next week to handle it if its not gone by then,, :ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 10-13-2008 10:39 PM

I forgot there were 2 time zones in TX. It is only 9:30 here. Still time to raid the bar at the Hyatt. :ernaehrung004:

Not bad time considering I left the house at 11 this morning.

spk1 10-13-2008 10:42 PM

http://www.yachtworld.com/boats/1992.../United-States

Some thing for Joew. to take his mind off that scarab. :cool:

jeff1000man 10-13-2008 10:44 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2714749)
Easy their.....big guy...don't let a few pay checks blow your head up:evilb::evilb:

That was not about the paychecks. That was for the Rice Crispies comment yesterday. :angry-smiley-038:

jeff1000man 10-13-2008 10:46 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2714861)
http://www.yachtworld.com/boats/1992.../United-States

Some thing for Joew. to take his mind off that scarab. :cool:

Oh wow:ernaehrung004:

spk1 10-13-2008 11:13 PM

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi...oat_id=1891978
Another joew special

spk1 10-13-2008 11:17 PM

http://www.yachtworld.com/boats/1983.../United-States

get that price down and its all jeffro. :angry-smiley-038:

spk1 10-13-2008 11:19 PM

Sale pending :mad:

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi..._id=65351&url=

spk1 10-13-2008 11:33 PM

http://www.yachtworld.com/boats/1980.../United-States

spk1 10-13-2008 11:35 PM

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi...oat_id=1750190

spk1 10-13-2008 11:42 PM

You say its Powered by waaaaa?

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi...g_id=1930&url=

:evilb:

spk1 10-14-2008 12:02 AM

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi..._id=75807&url=

Here is your clear lake sea ray,, I guess it survived. :drink:

spk1 10-14-2008 12:24 AM

http://www.yachtworld.com/boats/1989...oast/Australia

hmm

spk1 10-14-2008 12:34 AM

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi..._id=43106&url=

Whatchu say?????

Trojan-man 10-14-2008 01:39 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2714842)
Yea, Ive asked for pictures so I can ebay it, like eleventy times,, but no avail,, If you joe or chad could take some I can have that thing goneeee in seven days. I will be home next week to handle it if its not gone by then,, :ernaehrung004:

I will take some pics of it if you guys can arrange to get me the key somehow, or tell me where to pick it up. Sorry, I have been pretty busy in the last week or two

boatman22 10-14-2008 07:51 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2714895)

My first Donzi was like this one only yellow.........good times:ernaehrung004:

bigandy 10-14-2008 08:40 AM

Kevin it is required by Miami vice law that all Scorpions are to be painted at least three ever lightening blue stripes....

Trojan-man 10-14-2008 09:06 AM

you guys take it in the can

Rcolter 10-14-2008 09:34 AM

SPK1 so whats the best deal on the toon now?

spk1 10-14-2008 09:39 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2715142)
SPK1 so whats the best deal on the toon now?

Straigh up swap for your truck, :evilb: :evilb:

spk1 10-14-2008 09:44 AM

Jeff has the 50 merc, if I can get it to run,, I will see about getting it put on the pontoon, and selling you the 150. Or I will sell it all for $8k 2001 merc 50, 1996 150 yamaha, pontoon and trailer. Maybe $7k for the pontoon and trailer,, Im going to try and have it on ebay, in the next week to get a feel for price. There is a possibility that I sell it with no motor,, and sell you the 150, before I do,, the price on the 150 is $2500 firm, (I spent more than 3k on it after the install). I will let you know when I decide exactly what Im going to do, I will be in town next week to take care of it first hand. pontoon is a 24' 2001 model.

Rcolter 10-14-2008 11:12 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2715148)
Straigh up swap for your truck, :evilb: :evilb:


Really? I could not do that to a friend. Maybe I give you the truck and $8000.

Rcolter 10-14-2008 11:13 AM

What model or brand is the toon?

wstultz 10-14-2008 12:28 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2715224)
What model or brand is the toon?

It's a poontoon like all of the other ones and It's too much boat for you. :evilb:

bigandy 10-14-2008 01:06 PM

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1988-...mZ280275683087

here buy this motor and get a bay boat for free!!!!!!!!!!

Shiat... now can we get back to starting a limo company in Florida!!!!!! Kevin, see if the mayor knows anyone in Tampa. Superbowl is there in february and that would be a good gig for the mercedes, i also have an 05 excursion limo that i am driving now that i could also put into service, 4 buckets, a bench and tv/dvd no stretch but seats 6 comfortable!!!

wstultz 10-14-2008 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2715344)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1988-...mZ280275683087

here buy this motor and get a bay boat for free!!!!!!!!!!

Shiat... now can we get back to starting a limo company in Florida!!!!!! Kevin, see if the mayor knows anyone in Tampa. Superbowl is there in february and that would be a good gig for the mercedes, i also have an 05 excursion limo that i am driving now that i could also put into service, 4 buckets, a bench and tv/dvd no stretch but seats 6 comfortable!!!


We need a theme limo. Can we take the mercedes, paint it camo green, put a big white star on the side, and haul around some nuns? Duuuaaahhh, Duuuaahhh, Duuuuaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!
We could dress up joew like HIM and feed him Jack Daniels and Spick1 could be JJ.:ernaehrung004::grinser010::food-smiley-007:

Rcolter 10-14-2008 01:29 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2715309)
It's a poontoon like all of the other ones and It's too much boat for you. :evilb:

Oh yes how soon I forget. It should be a good fit for you with the same specs and speeds as the Stuffin.

bigandy 10-14-2008 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2715355)
We need a theme limo. Can we take the mercedes, paint it camo green, put a big white star on the side, and haul around some nuns? Duuuaaahhh, Duuuaahhh, Duuuuaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!
We could dress up joew like HIM and feed him Jack Daniels and Spick1 could be JJ.:ernaehrung004::grinser010::food-smiley-007:

i am ready to pull the motor on the 68 caddy, freshin it up and turn it into the club 105 cruiser, put a bbq pit on the back bumper and go tailgate with Lucky Lou!!!

wstultz 10-14-2008 01:41 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2715369)
Oh yes how soon I forget. It should be a good fit for you with the same specs and speeds as the Stuffin.


Good one! I'll give you a BIP there.....but it comes with a but....

Don't forget that you once had a certain "Sutphen" walking away from you.....to my surprise.:D

By the way, that "Front fell off" e-mail was hillarious. It was like watching a Monty Python skit.

bigandy 10-14-2008 01:50 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2715378)
Good one! I'll give you a BIP there.....but it comes with a but....

Don't forget that you once had a certain "Sutphen" walking away from you.....to my surprise.:D

Maybe cause Fittipaldi Stultz was driving the Slutphen and not the fountain!!!

Rcolter 10-14-2008 02:20 PM

Don't ever remember you walking away. If I remember correctly you were running with me and I was not all out and according to Squatter I was only running on 13 cylinders.:angry-smiley-038:

wstultz 10-14-2008 02:29 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2715406)
Don't ever remember you walking away. If I remember correctly you were running with me and I was not all out and according to Squatter I was only running on 13 cylinders.:angry-smiley-038:

Oh yah that's right, you were only half way there.:D Come to think of it.....my $hit was probably running on 13 cylinders as well from what Boston Jeff told me when he took the engines apart.

wstultz 10-14-2008 02:30 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2715385)
Maybe cause Fittipaldi Stultz was driving the Slutphen and not the fountain!!!

That's right I only know one speed......full throttle.

No wait. I know two speeds...full throttle and broke down.

Rcolter 10-14-2008 02:45 PM

WHo learnt jew to ad. Gomerie boies gotz smert reel good. 16 - 1 = 13
Maybe thats why squatter no pay rent the guy can't add.

:stupid:

wstultz 10-14-2008 02:55 PM

16-1= half:evilb:

boatman22 10-14-2008 04:43 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2715378)
Good one! I'll give you a BIP there.....but it comes with a but....

Don't forget that you once had a certain "Sutphen" walking away from you.....to my surprise.:D

By the way, that "Front fell off" e-mail was hillarious. It was like watching a Monty Python skit.

I hope they weren't using my company's software!!!!!!:party-smiley-004:


That was funny

bigandy 10-14-2008 05:47 PM

gas 2.78 at dairy ashford and I 10!!!!


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