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jeff1000man 01-07-2009 09:38 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2772493)
Try someone other than markell yet?

The 2 brokers that I talked to only have Markel or Lloyds as a carrier for a boat that old. I have calls into a couple others. The guy that has it now, says he doesn't insure it.

Whether it is a cat or a V-Hull the break off point seems to be 15 years, unless you all ready have a policy with them, or it appears to be an average speed boat.

If I bought a newer cat that didn't go over 115, insurance would be between 3-3.5%. But that is over 100K for the boat. But the overall premium is still lower.

I can't figure it out except for the salvage value of what is left after it sinks. Whatever you run over is still going to be just as fu(ked up, so it can't have anything to do with the liability.

My Magnum insurance went up to $2200, and that boat isn't worth 30K when it is complete. That is a 7% premium. WTF.

jeff1000man 01-07-2009 09:50 AM

Tom. Beside the fact that it is a fountain and th eugly graphics, what is wrong with this boat?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...3AIT&viewitem=

wstultz 01-07-2009 11:30 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2772511)
Tom. Beside the fact that it is a fountain and th eugly graphics, what is wrong with this boat?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...3AIT&viewitem=

Looks pretty sweet to me except for the third engine.

jeff1000man 01-07-2009 11:33 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2772589)
Looks pretty sweet to me except for the third engine.

3 engines is fine. I only know one triple engine boat that always has problems. :mad:

But at least you can still outrun Wstultz home on 2. :evilb:

Rcolter 01-07-2009 11:36 AM

Hey easy on Wade. I thnk he is on to something with smaller gas saving idea. Way to save a tree big guy!!! FahQ you tree hugger

jeff1000man 01-07-2009 11:43 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2772594)
Hey easy on Wade. I thnk he is on to something with smaller gas saving idea. Way to save a tree big guy!!! FahQ you tree hugger

Have you seen Geritt's avatar? It says "speed up global warming", "I'm COLD". :evilb:

wstultz 01-07-2009 12:14 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2772594)
Hey easy on Wade. I thnk he is on to something with smaller gas saving idea. Way to save a tree big guy!!! FahQ you tree hugger

My little dingy was out on the water this Saturday, although it had some minor technical difficulties. I must have missed you guys running your boats.:drink:

wstultz 01-07-2009 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2772591)
3 engines is fine. I only know one triple engine boat that always has problems. :mad:

But at least you can still outrun Wstultz home on 2. :evilb:

I'd rather make it home slow than make it home fast on two with a $10000 bill headed my way.

jeff1000man 01-07-2009 12:21 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2772632)
My little dingy was out on the water this Saturday, although it had some minor technical difficulties. I must have missed you guys running your boats.:drink:

BIP.

Havn't seen Trojan man since he left with you and the watermelon distributor. Did you loose them somewhere?

wstultz 01-07-2009 12:36 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2772638)
BIP.

Havn't seen Trojan man since he left with you and the watermelon distributor. Did you loose them somewhere?

Nope, they came to the barn on Sunday for dinner.

spk1 01-07-2009 03:57 PM

I am looking into becomming a major investor in a tow boat company in miami, if any of you guys are looking to relocate. :drink:

jeff1000man 01-07-2009 04:01 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2772800)
I am looking into becomming a major investor in a tow boat company in miami, if any of you guys are looking to relocate. :drink:

Count me in for $5 also.

spk1 01-07-2009 04:03 PM

The position for guy who drinks beer and does nothing alll day has been filled,, but, there are many more exciting employment opportunities still availible. :ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 01-07-2009 04:06 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2772810)
The position for guy who drinks beer and does nothing alll day has been filled,, but, there are many more exciting employment opportunities still availible. :ernaehrung004:

I have graduated from that position. I beleive that I have good qualities to offer the company and would like to be considered for a raise and promotion. :cool:

Rcolter 01-07-2009 04:19 PM

Count me in.

wstultz 01-07-2009 04:37 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2772800)
I am looking into becomming a major investor in a tow boat company in miami, if any of you guys are looking to relocate. :drink:

I'm in for managing the franchise in Key West:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 01-07-2009 04:49 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2772842)
I'm in for managing the franchise in Key West:ernaehrung004:

That is actually a Cuban taxi service that is camoflaged into a boat towing service.

joew. 01-07-2009 04:50 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2772800)
I am looking into becomming a major investor in a tow boat company in miami, if any of you guys are looking to relocate. :drink:

Hey, once you are a partner maybe you can tow all your chit around so it gets out of the slip for once:evilb:

wstultz 01-07-2009 06:17 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2772852)
Hey, once you are a partner maybe you can tow all your chit around so it gets out of the slip for once:evilb:

Oh SNAP!!! BBBBBIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!:p

jeff1000man 01-07-2009 06:24 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2772852)
Hey, once you are a partner maybe you can tow all your chit around so it gets out of the slip for once:evilb:

NNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE:ernaehrung004:

Trojan-man 01-07-2009 06:58 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2772800)
I am looking into becomming a major investor in a tow boat company in miami, if any of you guys are looking to relocate. :drink:

How about you invest in me here instead of all these crooks in florida. I will give you 2 points on your money with 1 point down and you will get back all your initial investment on a 6 to 8 month cycle ??

Oh.....and I'm not a crook

:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 01-07-2009 07:34 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2773000)
How about you invest in me here instead of all these crooks in florida. I will give you 2 points on your money per month with 1 point down and you will get back all your initial investment on a 6 to 8 month cycle ??

Oh.....and I'm not a crook

:ernaehrung004:

You know Florida is a hot bed of economic opportunity right now. :rolleyes:

wstultz 01-07-2009 09:19 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2773024)
You know Florida is a hot bed of economic opportunity right now. :rolleyes:

Yes, for slamming your di(k in the door numerous times.:party-smiley-004:

bigandy 01-07-2009 09:19 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2773000)
How about you invest in me here instead of all these crooks in florida. I will give you 2 points on your money per month with 1 point down and you will get back all your initial investment on a 6 to 8 month cycle ??

Oh.....and I'm not a crook

:ernaehrung004:

thats 25%, nice, i will do it for 5 points down how much do you need?

jeff1000man 01-07-2009 09:20 PM

http://www.boattrader.com/listing/20...RA-28-91799687 :ernaehrung004:

fits in the boat house and has got to be scary fast. 2 requirements filled.

spk1 01-07-2009 09:37 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2772852)
Hey, once you are a partner maybe you can tow all your chit around so it gets out of the slip for once:evilb:

If thats your way of applying for the position of "swab",,, your hired,,, :cool:

bigandy 01-07-2009 09:39 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2773119)
http://www.boattrader.com/listing/20...RA-28-91799687 :ernaehrung004:

fits in the boat house and has got to be scary fast. 2 requirements filled.

why dont you make lucky lou an offer on the sunsation?!?!? 100 miles an hour and fits in the boat house!!!

jeff1000man 01-07-2009 09:41 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2773133)
why dont you make lucky lou an offer on the sunsation?!?!? 100 miles an hour and fits in the boat house!!!

He still wants more than the ones at the repo yard. :grinser010:

bigandy 01-07-2009 09:43 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2773134)
He still wants more than the ones at the repo yard. :grinser010:

how much you willing to give $60K????

bigandy 01-07-2009 09:46 PM

chad, the trojan isnt the dirtiest it has ever been...... close, but at least it isnt green like mine!!! you got spiders and i got dirt and slime!!!

jeff1000man 01-07-2009 09:47 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2773137)
how much you willing to give $60K????


http://www.cooperss.com/1-1-25564-Su...tor-w--trailer

THere is another one out there somewhere priced like this. I'll have to find it again.

spk1 01-07-2009 09:58 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2773140)
http://www.cooperss.com/1-1-25564-Su...tor-w--trailer

THere is another one out there somewhere priced like this. I'll have to find it again.

Yea,, but I bet lou will owner finance you, and take you to vegas every once in a while, and maybeee,, just maybe if you arent late on any payments, let you transfer your equity into the motorcoach should you not want the sunsation after a few years. , thats worth the extra 20k right there. :ernaehrung004:

spk1 01-07-2009 10:02 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2773000)
How about you invest in me here instead of all these crooks in florida. I will give you 2 points on your money per month with 1 point down and you will get back all your initial investment on a 6 to 8 month cycle ??

Oh.....and I'm not a crook

:ernaehrung004:

Um because at the rate your going your going to be buying a ring, and living in miami, in the next few months, and I dont want your new wife taking half my shyt as well as yours. lol :evilb:

jeff1000man 01-07-2009 10:05 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2773158)
Yea,, but I bet lou will owner finance you, and take you to vegas every once in a while, and maybeee,, just maybe if you arent late on any payments, let you transfer your equity into the motorcoach should you not want the sunsation after a few years. , thats worth the extra 20k right there. :ernaehrung004:

Good point. I will send him an email.

You should sell me the Mares and owner finance it. :ernaehrung004:

That would be a deal there.

spk1 01-07-2009 10:09 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2773000)
How about you invest in me here instead of all these crooks in florida. I will give you 2 points on your money per month with 1 point down and you will get back all your initial investment on a 6 to 8 month cycle ??

Oh.....and I'm not a crook

:ernaehrung004:

Besides the deal was ,, I get something going down here that we can all get into,, Wade has the right Idea. :drink:

spk1 01-07-2009 10:10 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2773165)
Good point. I will send him an email.

You should sell me the Mares and owner finance it. :ernaehrung004:

That would be a deal there.

Because your insurance will be too high,, lol and I dont know how I could put a permanent lock on the engine hatch, :evilb:

jeff1000man 01-07-2009 10:12 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2773169)
You cant get insured,, lol and I dont owner finance anything that cant be insured and doesnt have a lock on the engine hatch, :evilb:

I can get that covered. If you need coverage on it, I can get you in touch with who can get you taken care of. 3% +- of the hull value.

spk1 01-07-2009 10:36 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2773170)
I can get that covered. If you need coverage on it, I can get you in touch with who can get you taken care of. 3% +- of the hull value.

Yea, that sounds pretty good.

spk1 01-07-2009 10:36 PM

Especially since a boat was stolen from where I keep mine last month. :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 01-07-2009 10:37 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2773181)
Especially since a boat was stolen from where I keep mine last month. :party-smiley-004:

Yours was to far back in the pile and they couldn't get to it. Good thing they park those fountains and sutphens in the way to make it harder to get to the good stuff. :evilb:


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