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Rcolter 01-09-2009 09:57 AM

Sweet we could lie to everyone there and tell them that pink is making a comeback!!

And then Jeff could try and buy all the boats for way under half the price.:evilb:

jeff1000man 01-09-2009 10:13 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2774062)

And then Jeff could try and buy all the boats for way under half the price.:evilb:

THere is nohing wrong with that.

wstultz 01-09-2009 10:26 AM

The good news is I could probably get permission to set up a HORBA booth since most of our boats are over 15 years old. We could put jeff's Magnum in it and Chad's Banana so that Charlie will have some Banana and HORBA advertisment. I'll start putting this together. It could shape up to be a more worthless week than usual.

Rcolter 01-09-2009 10:27 AM

There is something wrong with you your spelling! Good thing Gumry didn't require that to graduate??

Rcolter 01-09-2009 10:27 AM

Worthless is my middle name. Just like toofless is Joes

jeff1000man 01-09-2009 10:35 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2774078)
The good news is I could probably get permission to set up a HORBA booth since most of our boats are over 15 years old. We could put jeff's Magnum in it and Chad's Banana so that Charlie will have some Banana and HORBA advertisment. I'll start putting this together. It could shape up to be a more worthless week than usual.

Nice, but lets do it in the NEW car show in a couple months instead. :ernaehrung004:

boatman22 01-09-2009 10:39 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2774027)
It would be a lot cooler if there was. We ought to rent a booth one year and park all of our hoodoos in it. We can set up a bar but only for ourselves and Spick1 can bring some cuban hookers to dance around the boats. That would be the best boat show Houston has ever seen.

Our booth would have absolutely no point (nothing for sale, nothing advertised) but would still be the coolest booth there.:ernaehrung004:

Like Pres Mushmouth said make it a TOPPS recruiter function and member get-together with HORBA as a side function. i think it would be great.:ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-027:

bigandy 01-09-2009 10:40 AM

Glad to know i choose a boat ride over the boat show yesterday!!! had to warm my liver up for miami this weekend!!!

jeff1000man 01-09-2009 11:00 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2774092)
Glad to know i choose a boat ride over the boat show yesterday!!! had to warm my liver up for miami this weekend!!!

Who did you boat ride?

bigandy 01-09-2009 11:05 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2774101)
Who did you boat ride?

answer your phone, the child molester free candy ice cream van driver greeting scares me!!!!

boatman22 01-09-2009 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2774087)
Nice, but lets do it in the NEW car show in a couple months instead. :ernaehrung004:

Did you forget we are a BOAT Club,,,,NOT A CAR CLUB>>>>>>

Trojan-man 01-09-2009 11:53 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2773937)
If we go to the Miami boat show do you think we can get a sea trial? I would love a to check out the FL waters on a boat:party-smiley-004:

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

I believe that was a BIP !

Trojan-man 01-09-2009 11:55 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2774027)
It would be a lot cooler if there was. We ought to rent a booth one year and park all of our hoodoos in it. We can set up a bar but only for ourselves and Spick1 can bring some cuban hookers to dance around the boats. That would be the best boat show Houston has ever seen.

Our booth would have absolutely no point (nothing for sale, nothing advertised) but would still be the coolest booth there.:ernaehrung004:

that is a phuckin great idea !!!!! We would have the best booth ever, kevin's hookers and our boats and beer would be a great show. We could even get the shamwow guy to come by for a demonstration every couple of hours lol :ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004:

bigandy 01-09-2009 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2774150)
that is a phuckin great idea !!!!! We would have the best booth ever, kevin's hookers and our boats and beer would be a great show. We could even get the shamwow guy to come by for a demonstration every couple of hours lol :ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004:

that cracks me up cause wade and spf mashed potatoes both have a case of super aluminum polish and magic wet/dry brooms as souveniers from past boat shows!!!!

bigandy 01-09-2009 12:13 PM

it sux i got a direct flight because i think this 10 hour gem would be fun!!!!!!!!!!


Depart:
12:25 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Houston, TX (IAH - Intercontinental) Arrive:
4:05 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Norfolk, VA (ORF) Flight Time:
2 hr 40 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
1,201 /150% Flight: CO1990
Aircraft: Boeing 737-800
Fare Class: Economy (Y)
Meal: Snack
No Special Meal Offered.
See On-Time Performance
On-Time:
IAH - ORF 80% View Seats
Change Planes. Connect time in Norfolk, VA (ORF) is 1 hour 10 minutes.
Depart:
5:15 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Norfolk, VA (ORF) Arrive:
7:03 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) Flight Time:
1 hr 48 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
285 /100% Flight: CO3227
Aircraft: De Havilland Dash 8 Q400
Fare Class: Economy (V)
Meal: None
View Seats
Change Planes. Connect time in New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) is 32 minutes.
Depart:
7:35 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) Arrive:
10:57 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Fort Lauderdale, FL (FLL) Flight Time:
3 hr 22 mn

Travel Time:
9 hr 32 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
1,073 /100%
Total Miles:
2,559 Flight: CO1501
Aircraft: Boeing 737-900
Fare Class: Economy (V)
Meal: None
See On-Time Performance
On-Time:
EWR - FLL 50% View Seats

jeff1000man 01-09-2009 12:21 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2774166)
it sux i got a direct flight because i think this 10 hour gem would be fun!!!!!!!!!!


Depart:
12:25 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Houston, TX (IAH - Intercontinental) Arrive:
4:05 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Norfolk, VA (ORF) Flight Time:
2 hr 40 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
1,201 /150% Flight: CO1990
Aircraft: Boeing 737-800
Fare Class: Economy (Y)
Meal: Snack
No Special Meal Offered.
See On-Time Performance
On-Time:
IAH - ORF 80% View Seats
Change Planes. Connect time in Norfolk, VA (ORF) is 1 hour 10 minutes.
Depart:
5:15 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Norfolk, VA (ORF) Arrive:
7:03 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) Flight Time:
1 hr 48 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
285 /100% Flight: CO3227
Aircraft: De Havilland Dash 8 Q400
Fare Class: Economy (V)
Meal: None
View Seats
Change Planes. Connect time in New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) is 32 minutes.
Depart:
7:35 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
New York/Newark, NJ (EWR - Liberty) Arrive:
10:57 p.m.
Fri., Jan. 9, 2009
Fort Lauderdale, FL (FLL) Flight Time:
3 hr 22 mn

Travel Time:
9 hr 32 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
1,073 /100%
Total Miles:
2,559 Flight: CO1501
Aircraft: Boeing 737-900
Fare Class: Economy (V)
Meal: None
See On-Time Performance
On-Time:
EWR - FLL 50% View Seats


By the thrid stop, we would be so drunk that they wouldn't let us on the last leg to lauderdale.

What date are we flying to the show so I can get a ticket. I am going this year.

wstultz 01-09-2009 12:38 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2774159)
that cracks me up cause wade and spf mashed potatoes both have a case of super aluminum polish and magic wet/dry brooms as souveniers from past boat shows!!!!

Hey, that polish works like a champ!:D

tomtbone1993 01-09-2009 01:13 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2774159)
that cracks me up cause wade and spf mashed potatoes both have a case of super aluminum polish and magic wet/dry brooms as souveniers from past boat shows!!!!

Their is nothing magical at all with the brooms. The ketchup is what picks up the sand......atleast that is what a inside source told me.....:party-smiley-004:

BY U BOY 01-09-2009 01:18 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2774212)
Their is nothing magical at all with the brooms. The ketchup is what picks up the sand......atleast that is what a inside source told me.....:party-smiley-004:

Ketchup? Is that code for BM22's cream saver drool:party-smiley-004:

wstultz 01-09-2009 01:59 PM

For the record, I never bought any brooms, just the polish. I only bought the polish cause I had to work eleventy million boat shows and saw the demonstration 400 times. I didn't believe it until Creedo said, "that $hit really works man!" and he's right, it does.

tomtbone1993 01-09-2009 03:30 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2774252)
For the record, I never bought any brooms, just the polish. I only bought the polish cause I had to work eleventy million boat shows and saw the demonstration 400 times. I didn't believe it until Creedo said, "that $hit really works man!" and he's right, it does.

i bet you have a bunch of shinny pennies at your house.....

wstultz 01-09-2009 03:37 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2774329)
i bet you have a bunch of shinny pennies at your house.....

Not enough of them!:evilb: You ought to check into it. It polishes exhaust pipes like a mofo.

tomtbone1993 01-09-2009 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2774332)
Not enough of them!:evilb: You ought to check into it. It polishes exhaust pipes like a mofo.

If Kelly would let me put my rig in the Living room I would have time to polish the pipes...ect...ect...:ernaehrung004:

wstultz 01-09-2009 03:55 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2774336)
If Kelly would let me put my rig in the Living room I would have time to polish the pipes...ect...ect...:ernaehrung004:

You should rethink your living room arrangements.

boatman22 01-09-2009 03:56 PM

84

boatman22 01-09-2009 03:57 PM

85

boatman22 01-09-2009 03:58 PM

86

boatman22 01-09-2009 03:58 PM

87

wstultz 01-09-2009 03:58 PM

What's this? The count down to old age?:evilb:

boatman22 01-09-2009 03:59 PM

88

boatman22 01-09-2009 03:59 PM

never mind!!!!!!!

wstultz 01-09-2009 03:59 PM

Man we suck.

boatman22 01-09-2009 04:00 PM

Trying to play catch-up

boatman22 01-09-2009 04:00 PM

Not much BS today..

boatman22 01-09-2009 04:01 PM

and it's friday

wstultz 01-09-2009 04:01 PM

Spick 1 is out cruising the mighty ocean....so he says. I logged onto the inlet cam and didn't see him. Sounds fishy to me.:drink:

boatman22 01-09-2009 04:02 PM

on his jetski?

tomtbone1993 01-09-2009 04:02 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2774355)
Spick 1 is out cruising the mighty ocean....so he says. I logged onto the inlet cam and didn't see him. Sounds fishy to me.:drink:

he is cruising the junior high.....:party-smiley-004:

wstultz 01-09-2009 04:02 PM

What's happening this weekend???

wstultz 01-09-2009 04:03 PM

26000:ernaehrung004:


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