who the phuck pulled your string cornbread???? shouldnt you be busy lookin for "m4m" listings in Craigslist??? I know that why you spend so much time on that site.....:party-smiley-004:

No string pulling needed. But thanks slick. No pun intended.

nice :cool-smiley-011:

Does nobody else see the irony in this statement ???? :cool-smiley-026:

It was all ready pointed out.

In case you guys have been buying KOOL's and Liquor, please be aware of the following.

Texans Reminded To Spend FEMA Funds Wisely
Release Date: January 24, 2009
Release Number: 1791-383

» More Information on Texas Hurricane Ike


AUSTIN, Texas – The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) has distributed to Texans affected by Hurricane Ike more than $466 million for housing assistance and to help pay for other disaster-related expenses. Officials from the Texas Governor’s Division of Emergency Management and FEMA caution recipients to use their funds wisely and for the purposes intended.

Distributed by check or direct deposit, funds for housing and other needs assistance are intended to help residents meet basic disaster-related needs, replace losses in personal property and begin rebuilding their lives. If an applicant uses payments on anything other than what the funds are intended for, the applicant might not be able to receive future disaster assistance or may have to repay funds.

Disaster assistance may include grants to help pay for minimal temporary repairs on damaged homes, temporary housing, or other serious disaster-related expenses not covered by insurance or other sources. Some designated payments may be issued to cover losses for household items, disaster-related medical expenses or other disaster-related needs or losses. A letter explaining a payment’s purpose will arrive within a day or two of the check or direct deposit payment.

Grant recipients are urged to keep receipts of their disaster spending for three years to demonstrate how the money was used to meet disaster-related needs. They are required to sign a declaration and a release certifying all funds will be spent for their intended purposes. If a recipient receives an insurance settlement to cover the same expenses, he or she must reimburse FEMA. Random audits may be done to confirm funds were spent properly.

WHO's been puttin they koools out on my floo!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Billy Ray Valentine, Dat's my limo parked out front.

It aint cool being no jive turkey dis close to thanksgivin.........YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!


Wheres all your biatches at mr. bigtime PIMP.........YEAH

Did you finally recover from doing the watermelon crawl?

The new knight rider is much gayer than the old one........... well lets just say it is as gay as the old one. But i will say this, the mustang switch was a good one and they are nasty with the senseless burnouts!!!!! daddy likey!!!

best Mustang video......with a plus

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGM5GkINMMI[/YOUTUBE]

chirp, chirp

Business must be slow today for you. :party-smiley-004:

Spirit Airlines Flight Attendants Protest Sexually Suggestive Advertisements
Thursday, January 29, 2009


E-Mail Print Share MIAMI — Flight attendants and pilots for Spirit Airlines Inc. want the company to pull a series of sexually suggestive advertisements, along with a new requirement they wear a patch advertising Bud Light on service aprons.

Patricia A. Friend, head of the Association of Flight Attendants-CWA, complained in a letter to Spirit executives this month. When the airline refused to change the ad campaigns and the aprons were handed out Monday, the union issued a public statement Tuesday.

"I feel as though I have entered a time warp and am reliving the battles for respect and justice for women that we fought for 40 years ago," Friend said.

Some of Spirit's ads invite customers to enjoy its DD's [deep discounts] and "MILF" [many islands, low fare] specials — double entendres also referring to large breasts and a crude acronym popularized in the 1999 movie "American Pie" that describes an attractive mother.

Spirit pilots announced their support Wednesday.

Spirit spokeswoman Misty Pinson said the union was consulted last year when the carrier began the discussion on selling apron ad space, and it raised no concerns. Further, Pinson said some of the ads in question have been used for more than a year, with no customer complaints.

"Actually we've had great response from passengers that love the fares we offer through those promotions," Pinson said.

She disputed the flight attendants' characterization that the aprons made them "walking billboards," calling them "small and tasteful."

The union argues they undermine flight attendants' federal obligation to cut off drunk or unruly passengers, and are offensive to employees with religious objections to alcohol.

The apron space is available in Spirit's larger push to sell advertising in any plausible format — including seat-back trays, overhead bins, napkins and cups. Spirit, located in the Miami suburb of Miramar, Fla., describes itself as "ultra low-cost." It does not offer any complimentary snacks, beverages or checked bags.

The company has a history of off-color advertising. In 2006, it was forced to pull a promotion called "The Hunt for Hoffa," playing off the FBI's search for Jimmy Hoffa's remains, after receiving customer complaints.

Other recent campaigns include the "Threesome Sale" and December's "Cheap and Easy and Nothing to Hide" sale.

"These initiatives not only support continued growth of the company, but also help keep secure jobs for our valued employees, at a time when the airline industry continues to cut capacity and jobs," Spirit said in a statement.

nope....but I am a multitasker.....:ernaehrung004:

jerkin off, patting your head, and rubbing your belly doesn't constitute multitasking :evilb::evilb:

scratch multi tasker off my resume.........

Funny

It better....hell, that's three hands.:evilb:

Jeff you may like this one:drink:


nevermind pic won't load

Jerk Jerk Jerk, AAAAAHHHHHGGGGGGG.

You are getting better at it. :evilb:

Damnnnnnn a whole thread talking about Mushmouth....:party-smiley-004:

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...rekickers.html

I was trying to load a pic of your boat from the racing days with another that looks like it is about to land on it.

Go to SOS and check out the pic thread in the dock:drink:
http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/sh...t=2845&page=10 post 184

Is that posted in the Donzi section? I thought they were refering to you?

Besides I am not a tire kicker, I just am caught between two markets.

Old worn out junk like what most of us have that costs way to much to insure, or newer stuff that requires creative financing.

And considering that no one on this thread, except MBA???, doctor Andy, and boatman at a really close 3rd has a boat newer than 15 years old, we all qualify for that category acording to the insurance companies.

I will get something across the radar screen very soon. I can feel it.

And by the way,


































You take it in the can :evilb:

so you are saying Smooth is an old junky rig????

I will remember that......:rolleyes:

No, but the insurance companies do. :evilb:

Are you going to fix it this year? Or just run on 2 engines?

I sold my boat two weeks ago......just waiting for the new owner to pick it up, already been paid in full:cool:

Really? You didn't give us a chance to low ball you? That's not fair. :mad:

Damn, Cintron must be doing at least 60 mph!!!!

Tbone, did you get a check for a lil extra and send him the difference for the shipping!!!! cause thats good business!!! I will truck it if it is going east, i have managed to get almost every mile between here and ft lauderdale covered next week with uship jobs!!! Its actually fun, gonna have puppies, a tv and an expresso machine with me pulling a motorcycle trailer to florida, then back tracking to missouri to pick up a boat to tampa then after fishing i go south carolina and bring a boat back to katy. I wont make any money after i buy gas but at least when we are sitting on the back of the boat waiting on kevin to wake up we can go get our own pizza!!!! :evilb::cool-smiley-027::evilb:

Are you the Bandit or Bufford?

Cletus, bandit 2

That was on last night.

You can take the crate, you just gotta leave what's in it, Here.

Who's gonna be the bandit since you are the snowman ???

i am more worried about where and who is gonna be "frog" :drink::evilb::cool-smiley-027::ernaehrung004::cool:

This is just a cool looking boat from the side.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/CIGAR...QQcmdZViewItem

Definately don't want to be the poor SOB that had to put in those exhaust manifolds.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1982-...QQcmdZViewItem

hahahaha .... good one :party-smiley-004:

Thought you might have all ready volunteered for that job? :evilb::evilb:

he is not cute like a frog and i dont want to jump him....