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besides you know his asst is covered in jelly donut jelly and is thinkin about what to eat for a snack between lunch and his mid-afternoon snack so that is probably just a typo!!!

jeff1000man

01-20-2009 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2781949)

for the record since it seems to concern you, i have not spoken to tbone this year unless you count drunk guy casino text message, we have never spoken about the mercedes and i knew it was priced to you at 10k and was bustin balls. be happy you did not get the car, that body style goes back to the 80's, that car would have been a pain in the ass and it would not have made you a big baller, you did not miss out on anything but another scary mary project, the car would gone to hell sitting in your driveway and you would have lost money!!! and seriously, the plastic bag thing is for special occations only!!!!!

I thought we were on the same page that would eventually get Tboner to see it and wonder WTF we were talking about.

I didn't want it that bad, and now I still have a few dollars in the bank after market took it's 5th chit in the same amount of sessions.

Just busting balls.

And the plastic bag thing is something that ony you should even know about. Gross.

jeff1000man

01-20-2009 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2781952)

besides you know his asst is covered in jelly donut jelly and is thinkin about what to eat for a snack between lunch and his mid-afternoon snack so that is probably just a typo!!!

I agree.

jeff1000man

01-20-2009 01:06 PM

Wade is the MOLE. :party-smiley-004:

wstultz

01-20-2009 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2781961)

Wade is the MOLE. :party-smiley-004:

Both of you need Jesus!:D:p:D

No respect I tell ya, no respect.

spk1	01-20-2009 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2781815)

Nothing. Small, small wedding today followed by bbq. Then we will have a real reception/ big party in a month or so. Everything is good:D

Dayum,, you dont take joew. fishing one time, and he decides not to invite you to the wedding,, lol I thought only ByuBoy did that?? :evilb::evilb:

spk1	01-20-2009 03:38 PM

On a lighter note,, I just bought a towboat company today,, I am negotiating a marina front office, a couple blocks from south beach, this could turn out prettyy nicee,, I can wait to interview administrative assistants who just might have a laxed policy towards sexual harrassment. :ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man

01-20-2009 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2782051)

Your Hired

boatman22

01-20-2009 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2782051)

I'm looking for a job.........:(

wstultz

01-20-2009 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2782077)

I'm looking for a job.........:(

What!!! That was quick.:eek:

jeff1000man

01-20-2009 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2782077)

I'm looking for a job.........:(

Really? Or do you just want a better one?

I thought you were going to come hang out over the weekend.

boatman22

01-20-2009 04:36 PM

Big meeting this afternoon with the Company pres and 2 VP's. I gave them bad news last week and they are freeking out. It seems the new administration like all Democrats are going to be cutting Defense spending. Rumors are that they are cutting 120B for 2 Aircraft carriers and 1 sub out of the budget this year to help pay for the stimulus package. 1 shipyard that builds subs layed off 9000 shipyard workers last week. Some stimulus huh.....I have a 50/50 chance of losing my job....I will know by the end of the month.....:(

jeff1000man

01-20-2009 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2782101)

THat sucks. THere are a couple others around that are having problems also.

Make sure you go ahead and send your TOPPS check before you get the ax. According to our bank balance, the US economy is not the only thing hurting.

I am applying for bail out money.

jeff1000man

01-20-2009 05:17 PM

Time to go to see the newlyweds.

No need to hurry, Spk1 and Creedo will not be there, so there should be plenty of food.:cool-smiley-011:

spk1	01-20-2009 11:05 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVuom...eature=related

Ok,, not many of us were there to witness it first hand,, but here is how I would like to remember it. :evilb: :evilb:

Congrats Joe Williams-Katellic !! :evilb:

Trojan-man

01-20-2009 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2782051)

Congrats on the new venture !!! Don Aronow had up to as many as 6 women a day come by his office for a nooner.....you got some work cut out for you. :p:p:p

bigandy

01-21-2009 12:07 AM

what did he do for the other 48 minutes of his lunch hour??!?!?!?

jeff1000man

01-21-2009 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2782284)

what did he do for the other 48 minutes of his lunch hour??!?!?!?

You mean what will spk1 do for the rest of his lunch hour?

wstultz

01-21-2009 10:08 AM

SpK, give me the low-down on the tow boat driver. Can I sleep on a hamock on the boat fish for shrimp on the side?

wstultz

01-21-2009 10:40 AM

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I think I'm going to install these in the Sutphen:eek: I'd have to cut out the back seat but, hey, you gotta do what you gotta do. Falconer engines...look them up, pretty cool $hit.

Rcolter

01-21-2009 10:45 AM

Do it! Megan must be selling alot of chit cuz I know you don't make enough.

tomtbone1993

01-21-2009 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2781921)

Go figure. He offers it to you for 8500 and then tells me it has to go at 10. He probably raped the other poor guy for more than that.

I didn't offer it to any one for $8500.00 I told you and Joe 10K would get it....I never talked to Bigandy about it....:cool:

wstultz

01-21-2009 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2782476)

Do it! Megan must be selling alot of chit cuz I know you don't make enough.

Make enough to what, move to a hamock on a boat or put v-12's in the Sutphen? You just keep drilling holes to nowhere and shut your trap. :grinser010:

tomtbone1993

01-21-2009 11:11 AM

Congrats to JoeW. One vagina for the rest of your life.......

wstultz

01-21-2009 11:24 AM

How's married life so far Joe? Congrats.

joew.

01-21-2009 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2782508)

How's married life so far Joe? Congrats.

So far so good. I am at work:drink:

boatman22

01-21-2009 11:33 AM

Congrats Joew....

Rcolter

01-21-2009 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2782494)

Make enough to what, move to a hamock on a boat or put v-12's in the Sutphen? You just keep drilling holes to nowhere and shut your trap. :grinser010:

Put V12's. I guess then we could call it a SUPER STUFFER.:evilb:

And not sure why you call certain people "nowhere" but I enjoyed it. Tell here thanks for me.

Rcolter

01-21-2009 11:39 AM

Oh Congrats JoeW. Now tell her to go find some hot friends for the rest of us.

joew.

01-21-2009 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2782522)

Oh Congrats JoeW. Now tell her to go find some hot friends for the rest of us.

She had a couple last night but nobody wanted free bbq on Obama day:drink:

wstultz

01-21-2009 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2782531)

She had a couple last night but nobody wanted free bbq on Obama day:drink:

Wanted to come but we had a eleventy hour TOPPS meeting.

Rcolter

01-21-2009 11:57 AM

I wanted to show up to but was unable to attend. Either!

tomtbone1993

01-21-2009 12:08 PM

last night was the first time I had been to Kirbys BBQ. I thought it was pretty good. Only a few miles from April Sound, I think we will be eating their more.:):)

tomtbone1993

01-21-2009 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2782536)

I wanted to show up to but was unable to attend. Either!

You didn't miss much...just a bunch of young single chicks that make 100K a year......:ernaehrung004:

Rcolter

01-21-2009 12:16 PM

Thats a good thing. I want one that wants to actually be something. Who you kidding with this 100K bullchit. I need one that make at least 200K.

joew.

01-21-2009 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2782542)

last night was the first time I had been to Kirbys BBQ. I thought it was pretty good. Only a few miles from April Sound, I think we will be eating their more.:):)

Left overs for a week is nice:cool:

tomtbone1993

01-21-2009 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2782551)

Left overs for a week is nice:cool:

yes it is:cool:

bigandy

01-21-2009 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2781815)

Nothing. Small, small wedding today followed by bbq. Then we will have a real reception/ big party in a month or so. Everything is good:D

Something will happen. I wanted to wait for better weather

She had a couple last night but nobody wanted free bbq on Obama day

i guess the only ones that read this and thought it sounded like an invitation was Jeffro and tbone, fargin mooches!!!! I'll be there when i get a proper ingraved invitation mailed to my mudder fruckin house :)

Tbone i cant believe you are crawfishin on the $8500, do you want me to bring the car back?!?!? i told you if you could sell it for more it was OK!?!??!?

wstultz

01-21-2009 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2782551)

Left overs for a week is nice:cool:

Oh sweet. We're coming over for dinner tonight for your first dinner guests as a married couple. Kim can tell Megan how awesome it is to be married.:party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993

01-21-2009 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2781928)

you are almost the president........ you can make sure he works on his boat all winter long and still doesnt make runs even if he tows it 9 hours to the swamp!!! you have the power!!! Remeber the motto for the year is "hope not fear!!!!!"

Funny you bring this story up wise guy....since it was two years ago......Are you going to get your Stuphen ready for the swamp this year????.....or just move your BBQ pit over to Inland and hope you don't burn down A-Dock.... :party-smiley-004:

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