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tomtbone1993 05-07-2007 07:13 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2119722)
Leave momma alone.....she can hold her own, there will be no mom on OSO sorry clowns, that is sacred ground.

There will also be no integration of Slick****BaldTrojanBlackwoodwickhomes in there near future.

everything i stated was true. I have nothin but respect for Ms. Stultz:cool: I think I know were her boys learned how to talk smack:D

BY U BOY 05-07-2007 08:48 PM

dam n guys i wish yall would have called me i would have brought some food to yall and towed yall to the party. I had sun block to:D


Joe its true the washing machine that we call a lake does eat sunblock. Thas why i kept my shirt on most of the time.

BY U BOY 05-07-2007 08:53 PM

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Another Note To Self

Never Let Dad Back Up The Trailer After A Poker Run:(

wstultz 05-07-2007 10:55 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2119600)


That thing has been for sale for 5 years! I bet it hauled as$ in its time.

wstultz 05-07-2007 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2119698)
Ruth told Wstultz a powerboat would make a great tax write off for her Friday night. She also told him it had to have pink on it.

I found him some nice pink mills:cool:

BTW with all the smack she was talking Saturday night and Sunday, I expect to see her on OSO very soon:cool:

I was thinking more along these lines.:cool:

tomtbone1993 05-07-2007 11:10 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2120043)
I was thinking more along these lines.:cool:

:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

tomtbone1993 05-07-2007 11:24 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2119887)
Another Note To Self

Never Let Dad Back Up The Trailer After A Poker Run:(

your truck really got fu(ked up over the past week:( I have a good hook up in the body biz if you need it

tomtbone1993 05-07-2007 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2119097)
Chit, that is an every weekend event for joew... :evilb: :evilb:

The falling in the water part..........

Joe fell?

Trojan-man 05-08-2007 12:03 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2120069)
Joe fell?

Is that Leonardo DiCaprio in the titanic on the front of creedo's boat ??? :evilb: :bunny:

BY U BOY 05-08-2007 09:26 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2120059)
your truck really got fu(ked up over the past week:( I have a good hook up in the body biz if you need it

yep chit happens all i could do was laugh about it.

I may take you up on the body shop hook up. I am going to see if i can find a tail gate somewhere for cheap. if not ill let ya knwo.

BY U BOY 05-08-2007 09:29 AM

Kevin, I don't know if you saw the Apache sitting on the side of the road for sale by Charlies but you should look into that, it looked like a clean boat:D

wstultz 05-08-2007 09:36 AM

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I just caught a Joe fish "THIS BIG"!

tomtbone1993 05-08-2007 11:22 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2120372)
Kevin, I don't know if you saw the Apache sitting on the side of the road for sale by Charlies but you should look into that, it looked like a clean boat:D

they saw it.....it made their heads spin:D

wstultz 05-08-2007 11:23 AM

Anybody know how much they were asking?

tomtbone1993 05-08-2007 11:35 AM

I heard 3 or 4 grand........



















































































:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

joew. 05-08-2007 12:23 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2120384)
I just caught a Joe fish "THIS BIG"!

That is funny:D

joew. 05-08-2007 12:24 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2120372)
Kevin, I don't know if you saw the Apache sitting on the side of the road for sale by Charlies but you should look into that, it looked like a clean boat:D

What is Charlies????:evilb:

wstultz 05-08-2007 01:22 PM

Thats where we registered and the last stop......oh, nevermind.

BY U BOY 05-08-2007 01:35 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2120669)
Thats where we registered and the last stop......oh, nevermind.

WHAT DID YOUR HAND LOOK LIKE?

i THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO WIN THE WORST HAND BUT I WAS WRONG. PAIR O 4'S 10, JACK,QUEEN

jeff1000man 05-08-2007 01:49 PM

AHHHHH.

Internet is back on. Now I can get my fix. I have noticed that there is no txlefty posts. :rolleyes:

wstultz 05-08-2007 02:01 PM

Pretty awful......Q, 10, 8, 7, 5

wstultz 05-08-2007 02:03 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2120704)
AHHHHH.

Internet is back on. Now I can get my fix. I have noticed that there is no txlefty posts. :rolleyes:

Hey Mush Mouth, Did you get the Queen Mary running?

jeff1000man 05-08-2007 02:08 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2120717)
Hey Mush Mouth, Did you get the Queen Mary running?

Patience grasshoper.

jeff1000man 05-08-2007 02:12 PM

took burned up starter out yesterday evening. Found out that all of pieces on front have disentigrated and fallen into bell housing. Have to figure out how to get those out before I can move to next step. I changed plugs and jets in rear motor so it is ready for a lake test after i adjust the idle settings. I have hooked up trannies correctly so they are ready for test to see if I screwed them up. I have ordered new starter from palmer power. I washed the outside yesterday and it at least looks like a boat again.

I have to go to houston this evening to look at a claim. I will work on tomorrow a little in the evening and see how far I can get.

I am not in a hurry now. Next poker run is not for a while.

I have been to the dark side and am not in a hurry to return soon.

wstultz 05-08-2007 03:04 PM

Does your bellhousing have an inspection hole? If so cram a magnet down there and wave it around a few times to get any metal shards out.....it might work.

joew. 05-08-2007 03:19 PM

I would just run it as is. It probably wont hurt anything:rolleyes:

jeff1000man 05-08-2007 03:32 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2120787)
Does your bellhousing have an inspection hole? If so cram a magnet down there and wave it around a few times to get any metal shards out.....it might work.


going to try tom's magnet that flexes. only axcess is through starter hole on top. If I run it with that gear down there it could get caught on the ring gear at speed and tear something up.

On a positive note. UPS just delivered the starter. Looks like I will stop at club 105 on the way home from houston.:D

jeff1000man 05-08-2007 03:32 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2120826)
I would just run it as is. It probably wont hurt anything:rolleyes:

My boat is not a red fountain. :evilb:

Reference to tbone and lefty

jeff1000man 05-08-2007 03:52 PM

leaving for houston. Be back soon.

Steak night at 8 - 8:30. Be there or be square.

spk1 05-08-2007 08:18 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2120372)
Kevin, I don't know if you saw the Apache sitting on the side of the road for sale by Charlies but you should look into that, it looked like a clean boat:D

Wade and I both saw that and were conspiring on how we could ditch the run and check it out,, but then we looked across the horizon and saw all those boats lined up ready to go,, and our classified searches went blank for the next several hours. :cool:

spk1 05-08-2007 08:19 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2120601)
What is Charlies????:evilb:

Charlies huh,,? Never heard of it. :rolleyes:

spk1 05-08-2007 08:23 PM

Oh by the way,,, I will not ever ever be posting any wise cracks about the fair Ms. Stultz, After all she is Creedo mother-in-law? Correct?? Watch ur selves byatches, :cool:

protechx2 05-08-2007 09:46 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2120841)
going to try tom's magnet that flexes. only axcess is through starter hole on top. If I run it with that gear down there it could get caught on the ring gear at speed and tear something up.

On a positive note. UPS just delivered the starter. Looks like I will stop at club 105 on the way home from houston.:D

We are on row G if you need some help just yell!

Trojan-man 05-09-2007 01:06 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2121209)
Oh by the way,,, I will not ever ever be posting any wise cracks about the fair Ms. Stultz, After all she is Creedo mother-in-law? Correct?? Watch ur selves byatches, :cool:

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

Trojan-man 05-09-2007 01:09 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2120704)
AHHHHH.

Internet is back on. Now I can get my fix. I have noticed that there is no txlefty posts. :rolleyes:

He has been feverishly looking for a new actuator for his engine hatch........:drink:

wstultz 05-09-2007 08:57 AM

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Creedo and I's next boating adventure.

BY U BOY 05-09-2007 09:37 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2121494)
He has been feverishly looking for a new actuator for his engine hatch........:drink:

I have to say i did not see his hatch up once the whole run.

jeff1000man 05-09-2007 10:17 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2121764)
I have to say i did not see his hatch up once the whole run.


Battery was dead.

jeff1000man 05-09-2007 10:18 AM

Lefty and Tom are scared of the BS thread right now. :eek:

tomtbone1993 05-09-2007 10:43 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2121811)
Lefty and Tom are scared of the BS thread right now. :eek:

been busy getting my own fuel issues handled:(

the new lines are $550.00:mad:

I am not scared my friend:chimp:


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