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spk1 04-26-2007 05:08 PM

Wow,,, I worked for an hour straight before I even checked on OSO,, :drink:

tomtbone1993 04-26-2007 06:28 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2107288)
Hmmm,, too bad the girl didnt come with the deal, we woulnt be fixing the engines all the time, :evilb: :evilb:

to bad the OSO logo covers her thong:(

Trojan-man 04-26-2007 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2107209)
Does this boat look familiar???????

Is that offshore Amy? I think she is the same biotch as this:

spk1 04-27-2007 12:28 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2107387)
to bad the OSO logo covers her thong:(

I know I keep scratching the logo to see if it will come off. :p

tomtbone1993 04-27-2007 09:34 AM

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Joe's new Fountain....i new he would come over to the dark side:cool:

wstultz 04-27-2007 09:50 AM

Nice. I need to steal his props.

tomtbone1993 04-27-2007 10:05 AM

Last night Rcolters dad gave me a short lesson on electricity.....I felt like Jeff was there:drink:

wstultz 04-27-2007 10:07 AM

Are you sure it was Rcolter's Dad? He has never given me a SHORT lesson on anything.:D

Trojan-man 04-27-2007 10:11 AM

"The way I would have done it, ya know ya know ya know, is like this"

:drink: I love les colter

we better stop before Rcolter starts talking about ruthie

wstultz 04-27-2007 10:12 AM

Check out his boat. It's an egg beater but it is clean and has a cool cabin.http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o15721-en.html

tomtbone1993 04-27-2007 10:39 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2108081)
Are you sure it was Rcolter's Dad? He has never given me a SHORT lesson on anything.:D

it was him i had to cut him off, I had never met him before. it was like this

I pull up to storage see Rcolter & Timmy, then inroduce myself to Les.

They ask what I am doing..

I say I have 2 bad batteries, and I am going to swap them out because the are smokin my starters

Than Papa Colter explained to me that I did not have a clue on what I was talkin about and then explained to me how batteries work.....:D :D

Trojan-man 04-27-2007 10:55 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2108132)
it was him i had to cut him off, I had never met him before. it was like this

I pull up to storage see Rcolter & Timmy, then inroduce myself to Les.

They ask what I am doing..

I say I have 2 bad batteries, and I am going to swap them out because the are smokin my starters

Than Papa Colter explained to me that I did not have a clue on what I was talkin about and then explained to me how batteries work.....:D :D


"Ya know that batteries work a certian way, Ok, ya know ya know, this is how they should be done, Ok "
:D :D :D

Rcolter 04-27-2007 11:12 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2108084)
"The way I would have done it, ya know ya know ya know, is like this"

:drink: I love les colter

we better stop before Rcolter starts talking about ruthie

NO comment, I will allow you to refer to me as "Uncle-Dad" only if it makes you feel better around your friends:evilb:

Rcolter 04-27-2007 11:13 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2108132)
it was him i had to cut him off, I had never met him before. it was like this

I pull up to storage see Rcolter & Timmy, then inroduce myself to Les.

They ask what I am doing..

I say I have 2 bad batteries, and I am going to swap them out because the are smokin my starters

Than Papa Colter explained to me that I did not have a clue on what I was talkin about and then explained to me how batteries work.....:D :D

Told you, "School's In"

Rcolter 04-27-2007 11:35 AM

Kevin or someone needs this!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cigar...QQcmdZViewItem

spk1 04-27-2007 11:42 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2108196)

Now colters on the ball,, I emailed him yesterday. still waiting for some more infor from him. :drink:

spk1 04-27-2007 11:48 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2108078)
Last night Rcolters dad gave me a short lesson on electricity.....I felt like Jeff was there:drink:

Your lucky,, my dads lesson on electricity when I was young,, while we were starting the go cart, was heyy,, put your finger on the tip of that spark plug, as he pullled the cord with everything he had. Lesson Learned :eek:

tomtbone1993 04-27-2007 11:48 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2108196)

good lookin rig...SPK1 sh!t or get off the pot:evilb: :evilb: It will be faster than Lefty & Jeff:p :cool:

spk1 04-27-2007 11:50 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2108210)
good lookin rig...SPK1 sh!t or get off the pot:evilb: :evilb: It will be faster than Lefty & Jeff:p :cool:

YEa, The only picture is from 4,000 ft away. Im trying to get some info, from him, Jack azz!, lol :rolleyes:

spk1 04-27-2007 11:59 AM

Why are all the good boats so far away?? :confused:

txlefty 04-27-2007 12:18 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2108210)
good lookin rig...SPK1 sh!t or get off the pot:evilb: :evilb: It will be faster than Lefty & Jeff:p :cool:

Hey... Why bash in the guy with a running boat.? And besides I'm still drunk from yesterday. And I'm trying to get this damn house contract completed, so back the hell up Griswald! :evilb:

BY U BOY 04-27-2007 12:19 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2108223)
Why are all the good boats so far away?? :confused:

Because WE are looking for one.:rolleyes:

spk1 04-27-2007 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2108016)
Joe's new Fountain....i new he would come over to the dark side:cool:

Joe said great choice, it will look real cute mounted on the bow of his real boat. :evilb: :evilb:

txlefty 04-27-2007 12:26 PM

Kevin everyone has found you at least 15-gazillion boats , will you just buy one ! Cause if all goes well Jeff should have his in the water by September and we're all gonna be looking to wrench on something! :evilb:

spk1 04-27-2007 12:33 PM

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Hold on I have one or two more for joe. :cool: :cool: As you can see Im torn between two worlds. But hey at least its a donzi :p


http://www.donziyachts.com/

Joe,, close your office door and get some tissues before you go to that web link. :evilb:

spk1 04-27-2007 12:44 PM

I may regret saying this,, but I Kinda miss not having Jeff around as much to help in the BSing,, How is he doing on the rig?

txlefty 04-27-2007 12:56 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2108306)
I may regret saying this,, but I Kinda miss not having Jeff around as much to help in the BSing,, How is he doing on the rig?

I went over to his house Wednesday night and he was having flywheel issues....They sent him the wrong one. He is trying like hell to get it done.:drool:

txlefty 04-27-2007 01:00 PM

I put those new props on and I'm at full throttle at 5100 rpm. I think I'm around 72-75, won't know without gps. But damn does she sound nice! :D I'll be bringing up the rear! But I'll look good doin' it! :evilb:

spk1 04-27-2007 01:03 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2108329)
I put those new props on and I'm at full throttle at 5100 rpm. I think I'm around 72-75, won't know without gps. But damn does she sound nice! :D I'll be bringing up the rear! But I'll look good doin' it! :evilb:

Nicccccceeeee!

BY U BOY 04-27-2007 01:11 PM

:eek: :eek: :D
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/11...Pleases_Itself

tomtbone1993 04-27-2007 01:14 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2108270)
Kevin everyone has found you at least 15-gazillion boats , will you just buy one ! Cause if all goes well Jeff should have his in the water by September and we're all gonna be looking to wrench on something! :evilb:

This is the way Crap Shoot's deal went down

Joe: hey Lefty buy this boat...

Lefty: were do I sent the money?

Joe: 1234 XYZ Lane

Lefty : OK

deal done.....

txlefty 04-27-2007 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2108351)
This is the way Crap Shoot's deal went down

Joe: hey Lefty buy this boat...

Lefty: were do I sent the money?

Joe: 1234 XYZ Lane

Lefty : OK

deal done.....

You know what they say "He who hesistates....masterbates! ":evilb:

bigandy 04-27-2007 02:13 PM

then i must hesitate ALOT!!!!!!!

bigandy 04-27-2007 02:21 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=170106181930

spk1 04-27-2007 03:06 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2108401)

I dont believe it!, I was just talking about this boat with wade over the weekend. I remebered it to be a little cleaner than that. Is every sutphen except wades forsale now? :p

tomtbone1993 04-27-2007 03:45 PM

Public announcement:

Club 105 will be very busy tonight through the weekend. a lot going on with the main event next weekend. Parking will be slim. Better make your reservations now.:cool:

spk1 04-27-2007 03:47 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2108511)
Public announcement:

Club 105 will be very busy tonight through the weekend. a lot going on with the main event next weekend. Parking will be slim. Better make your reservations now.:cool:

I will make sure to bring stippers with a high mechanical aptitude then. :drink: :drink: :evilb:

wstultz 04-27-2007 03:48 PM

Oh that's the one you were talking about. I remember that one, it just sold a couple years ago. I thought you were talking about Inferno which used to be called Notorious. Nice boat but it looks like it could use some updates. A good price on that one would be $25000 or under.

tomtbone1993 04-27-2007 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2108513)
I will make sure to bring stippers with a high mechanical aptitude then. :drink: :drink: :evilb:

please do I prefer Blondes, Brunnetts, Red heads, ect...ect...

spk1 04-27-2007 03:53 PM

This just in, I appreciate all the help on the boat search, and its not in vein,, A couple are pretty dayum near perfect. I have decided to wait until May 15 (prospected closing date) to make a decision, I still want to look,, so keep the search on. But I wont let myself buy untill I know how everything works out.
Translation, I am availible to turn wrenches for someone else, until may 15 , after that,, you mutha f'##@!s are on your own,, :evilb: :evilb:
Thanks guys.


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