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tomtbone1993 03-19-2009 11:16 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2824544)
Wade you are completely wrong and I award you a slap in da face!!!

Stereos are great while:
(1) Getting towed in
(2) Out of gas
(3) Out of gas getting towed in
(4) Broke down
(5) Broke down & out of gas
(69) <----------- Should say enough!!:evilb:



What did I do to you???:grinser010:

jeff1000man 03-19-2009 11:30 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2824595)
What did I do to you???:grinser010:

Stop the insanity! :grinser010:

jeff1000man 03-19-2009 11:31 AM

Should be good weather for the crawfish. :ernaehrung004::food-smiley-007::drink:

jeff1000man 03-19-2009 11:42 AM

I was mad because my mortgage broker still hadn't scheduled a closing for my refi, now rates are dropping again. I just saw an ad for 4.25 on a google search. I guess I will have to see what will happen.

tomtbone1993 03-19-2009 11:52 AM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2824050)
I bought these whenever I blew mine out. No welding and took me about five minutes to install.

http://www.danamarineproducts.com/ExhaustFlappers.htm

just ordered a pair. :cool: I think those will be perfect:ernaehrung004:

tomtbone1993 03-19-2009 12:14 PM

Dear President Obama,
>
>
> Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments.
> You know the ones down the street, who in the good times refinanced their house several
> times and bought SUV's, ATV's, RV's, a pool, a big screen TV, two Wave Runners and a
> Harley. But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange
> for me to borrow the Harley now and then?
>
>
> T-Bone
> Montgomery TX
>
> P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making
> those payments?
>
> P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return this year. Should I go
> ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?
>

wstultz 03-19-2009 12:23 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2824544)
Wade you are completely wrong and I award you a slap in da face!!!

Stereos are great while:
(1) Getting towed in
(2) Out of gas
(3) Out of gas getting towed in
(4) Broke down
(5) Broke down & out of gas
(69) <----------- Should say enough!!:evilb:

Awesome!:evilb:

wstultz 03-19-2009 12:26 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2824638)
Dear President Obama,
>
>
> Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments.
> You know the ones down the street, who in the good times refinanced their house several
> times and bought SUV's, ATV's, RV's, a pool, a big screen TV, two Wave Runners and a
> Harley. But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange
> for me to borrow the Harley now and then?
>
>
> T-Bone
> Montgomery TX
>
> P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making
> those payments?
>
> P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return this year. Should I go
> ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?
>


Also awesome...and very sad because it's true.:angry-smiley-038:

tomtbone1993 03-19-2009 12:29 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2824642)
Awesome!:evilb:

what am I missing with the 69 refrence?

wstultz 03-19-2009 12:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2824646)
what am I missing with the 69 refrence?

The list is that long.....and the whole run out of gas excuse helps you use your stabin cabin. I don't really know, just making $hit up.

tomtbone1993 03-19-2009 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2824652)
The list is that long.....and the whole run out of gas excuse helps you use your stabin cabin. I don't really know, just making $hit up.

I thought this was how rcolter rolled..........

Rcolter 03-19-2009 01:18 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2824595)
What did I do to you???:grinser010:

Not completely directed at you. Any one who has not been towed in or broke down doesn't use their boat. Simply fact is. Shiit breaks, including gas gauges. Sorry if you were offended.

tomtbone1993 03-19-2009 01:23 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2824680)
Not completely directed at you. Any one who has not been towed in or broke down doesn't use their boat. Simply fact is. Shiit breaks, including gas gauges. Sorry if you were offended.

it just happens to me alot:evilb::evilb:

Rcolter 03-19-2009 01:41 PM

Hey hang in there buddy. I'm sure that the tides will turn and you will be the tow boat.

IF YA AINT FIRST YOUR LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tomtbone1993 03-19-2009 01:49 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2824688)
Hey hang in there buddy. I'm sure that the tides will turn and you will be the tow boat.

IF YA AINT FIRST YOUR LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no comment on post 27691??? That took a little effort to photoshop that:ernaehrung004:

Rcolter 03-19-2009 02:37 PM

No I got nothing. Can't post pics cuz I'm to cheap to pay my membership. So you win. Oh good photchopping to.

jeff1000man 03-19-2009 04:48 PM

Productive TOPPS day today.

Picked up CC Plus as a sponsor. You ugys now get discounts over there for those of you that don't get them all ready.

Rcolter 03-19-2009 04:49 PM

To bad yall wouldn't let them in TOPPS because it was a pontoon boat!:eek:

jeff1000man 03-19-2009 04:54 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2824796)
To bad yall wouldn't let them in TOPPS because it was a pontoon boat!:eek:

Corporate memeber still comes to all of the functions so I am sure we will be seeing it again soon.

John really seems interested in stepping up and helping us out this year.

Class act all around.

Trojan-man 03-19-2009 04:59 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2824802)
Corporate memeber still comes to all of the functions so I am sure we will be seeing it again soon.

John really seems interested in stepping up and helping us out this year.

Class act all around.

Great Job jeff !!

tomtbone1993 03-19-2009 05:13 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2824796)
To bad yall wouldn't let them in TOPPS because it was a pontoon boat!:eek:

The President didn't want a pontoon boat in the club that is faster than his rig:evilb::evilb:

boatman22 03-19-2009 05:21 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2824811)
The President didn't want a pontoon boat in the club that is faster than his rig:evilb::evilb:

I don't know what a BIP is but i give this a BIP:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 03-19-2009 05:26 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2824817)
I don't know what a BIP is but i give this a BIP:party-smiley-004:

He is referring to the former president. I wanted the pontoon in so I didn't have to have a rig anymore.

wstultz 03-20-2009 09:11 AM

How many of you maggots are going to the crawfish boil??? How many of you are taking your boats?

tomtbone1993 03-20-2009 09:26 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2824821)
He is referring to the former president. I wanted the pontoon in so I didn't have to have a rig anymore.

I was not......:grinser010::grinser010:

Rcolter 03-20-2009 10:25 AM

I'm going to eats me some mud bugs!!! And maybe indulge in a rather large quantity of ice cold refreshing tasty beverages!

wstultz 03-20-2009 11:27 AM

"Let me ask you something Norm. If you were a hotdog would ya eat yourself? I know I would. i'd wash myself down with a coooollll Budweiser."

"Cubs win! Cubs win!"

tomtbone1993 03-20-2009 11:45 AM

Burn...burnnnn..burn..burn your wicked garden to the ground

wstultz 03-20-2009 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2825411)
Burn...burnnnn..burn..burn your wicked garden to the ground

Your wicked garden was burnt to the ground a long time ago......and then it regrew on your arms and chest.:evilb:

mba1620 03-20-2009 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2825284)
How many of you maggots are going to the crawfish boil??? How many of you are taking your boats?

This coon azz maggot is going to show you cowgirls how to eat some crawfish. And the only proper terminology is mud bugs or crawfish....Not crayfish or crawdads!!:ernaehrung004:

Whose up for a challenge. I can peel and eat faster than any of you maggots!!!:eek:

Davidmnc 03-20-2009 03:45 PM

SO this is the BS thread..............:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 03-20-2009 03:46 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2825553)
This coon azz maggot is going to show you cowgirls how to eat some crawfish. And the only proper terminology is mud bugs or crawfish....Not crayfish or crawdads!!:ernaehrung004:

Whose up for a challenge. I can peel and eat faster than any of you maggots!!!:eek:

members that have not been voted in yet have to eat last. I hope there is some left for you. :evilb:

You gonna get off your azz ang get some paperwork turned in so we can vote on you?

Davidmnc 03-20-2009 03:47 PM

Bada Bingggg

Being on top is very inportant were I come from

Davidmnc 03-20-2009 03:49 PM

We take our BS very SERIOUS!!

mba1620 03-20-2009 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2825556)
members that have not been voted in yet have to eat last. I hope there is some left for you. :evilb:

You gonna get off your azz ang get some paperwork turned in so we can vote on you?

Biatch...What paperwork? You already cashed my check, so if I dont get voted in you better have me some cash wit interest, ho!:evilb:

As for eating last??? Thats fine because you just pick at them, clean them, wipes all the fat off blah blah. I just enhale them and wash em down with cold one. No take home plates this year!!!

Call me later if you need me to come early and help set up, etc

mba1620 03-20-2009 03:54 PM


Originally Posted by Davidmnc (Post 2825561)
We take our BS very SERIOUS!!

Wuz up David? Welcome. It all a love hate relationship here!

So whats your story? Moving here?

wstultz 03-20-2009 03:54 PM


Originally Posted by Davidmnc (Post 2825554)
SO this is the BS thread..............:ernaehrung004:

Damn. Are we that famous? or is it infamous?

jeff1000man 03-20-2009 03:55 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2825563)
Biatch...What paperwork? You already cashed my check, so if I dont get voted in you better have me some cash wit interest, ho!:evilb:

As for eating last??? Thats fine because you just pick at them, clean them, wipes all the fat off blah blah. I just enhale them and wash em down with cold one. No take home plates this year!!!

Call me later if you need me to come early and help set up, etc

We do not give out refunds, and one of your membership requirements is to complete the boaters safety course. No certificate, no vote. Get it done. We all had to do it.

Davidmnc 03-20-2009 03:55 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2825565)
Wuz up David? Welcome. It all a love hate relationship here!

So whats your story? Moving here?

I am just cruzing around checking out the sights! :ernaehrung004:

Davidmnc 03-20-2009 03:56 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2825566)
Damn. Are we that famous? or is it infamous?

I think both! :rolleyes:


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