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jeff1000man 05-21-2009 10:23 PM


Originally Posted by bigjimtx (Post 2870984)
what price is boat gas on the lake

valero and shell is same price as at the street. :kiss:

bigjimtx 05-21-2009 11:41 PM

thanks

boatman22 05-22-2009 08:57 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2870998)
valero and shell is same price as at the street. :kiss:

This morning it was $2.19

jeff1000man 05-22-2009 09:11 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2871154)
This morning it was $2.19

It's going back up again. Oil's been over 60 all week.:bsflag:

jeff1000man 05-22-2009 09:11 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2871154)
This morning it was $2.19

Call me when you get a chance. :coolcowboy:

wstultz 05-22-2009 09:28 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2871154)
This morning it was $2.19

Your I-beam is sitting in the driveway. I need a torch. It took me an hour to cut it with the chop saw. It didn't take us that long with the last one did it?

jeff1000man 05-22-2009 09:31 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2871178)
Your I-beam is sitting in the driveway. I need a torch. It took me an hour to cut it with the chop saw. It didn't take us that long with the last one did it?

I have a torch in my garage over here at the house.

Come borrow it if you need it, just return it to my shop at 105 when you are done. Bottles are brand new.

wstultz 05-22-2009 09:57 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2871182)
I have a torch in my garage over here at the house.

Come borrow it if you need it, just return it to my shop at 105 when you are done. Bottles are brand new.

Thanks for the offer but I stuck it out on the chop saw and made it happen.:coolcowboy:

Is the boat here yet???

jeff1000man 05-22-2009 10:01 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2871193)
Thanks for the offer but I stuck it out on the chop saw and made it happen.:coolcowboy:

Is the boat here yet???

Should be here a little later. Havn't called the guy yet today. Might call him here in a little while. I am trying to get some work done, because I am sure once it gets here, I will be done for the weekend. Joew is working from the house also in anticipation. :nhl_fight::party-smiley-020::ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 05-22-2009 10:19 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2871193)
Thanks for the offer but I stuck it out on the chop saw and made it happen.:coolcowboy:

Is the boat here yet???

ETA 8P.M. now. I guess they were a little to ambitious with their original assesment.

wstultz 05-22-2009 10:34 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2871211)
ETA 8P.M. now. I guess they were a little to ambitious with their original assesment.

They must have run out of NoDoze.

jeff1000man 05-22-2009 10:41 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2871226)
They must have run out of NoDoze.

At least it will make the weekend. :coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 05-22-2009 11:52 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2871226)
They must have run out of NoDoze.

comming from Miami they must have ran out of " snow, Dirty White, Columbian Gold, blow, ect...ect..." :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 05-22-2009 11:58 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2871278)
comming from Miami they must have ran out of " snow, Dirty White, Columbian Gold, blow, ect...ect..." :coolcowboy:

They were in N carolina first, and then georgia, and then Miami. These guys are serious about no sleep.

tomtbone1993 05-22-2009 12:01 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2871280)
They were in N carolina first, and then georgia, and then Miami. These guys are serious about no sleep.

You didn't tell them I-10 would bring them straight to H-Town:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 05-22-2009 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2871282)
You didn't tell them I-10 would bring them straight to H-Town:coolcowboy:

I am getting my monies worth

jeff1000man 05-22-2009 12:05 PM

In other news, 9 days until hurricane season.

TEXAS CITY, Texas -- The Governor's Division of Emergency Management, the National Weather Service and the Federal Emergency Management Agency urge coastal residents to gather supplies and documents they will need BEFORE a hurricane threatens Texas. Hurricane season runs June 1 through Nov. 30.

Keep your emergency supplies in easy-to-carry containers. Re-check and refill your hurricane supplies after every storm. Use this checklist:

First-aid kit, prescription medications, copies of prescriptions, other special medical items, hearing aids and batteries, eye glasses
Important documents and records, photo IDs, proof of residence, information to process insurance claims
Credit cards and cash (with power out, banks and ATMs may not be available)
Battery-operated radio, NOAA Weather Radio and extra batteries
Phone numbers of family, friends and other important phone numbers
Road maps, a travel plan, hotel reservations, list of places between your town and your destination to stop if the highways are clogged
3-day supply of non-perishable food, one gallon of bottled water per person per day, coolers for food and ice storage, paper plates, utensils
Manual can opener, knife, tools, booster cables, fire extinguisher, duct tape, tarp, rope, flashlight with extra batteries
Extra keys
Blankets, pillows, sleeping bags for each person, extra clothing, toys for children
Supplies for babies, the elderly and family members with special health care needs
Toilet paper, cleanup supplies, personal hygiene products
Leash, food, cleaning supplies and veterinary records for pets

jeff1000man 05-22-2009 12:06 PM

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New Daytona boat racing track

tomtbone1993 05-22-2009 12:10 PM

I just heard there is a press conference going on now at Papas. They have all the boats lined up and everyone is there getting TV Time. They will be targeting our style boats this weekend.

I hate to disapoint them when they stop me. Only to be sober w/ a 5 month pregnet wife on aboard.

jeff1000man 05-22-2009 12:45 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2871286)
I just heard there is a press conference going on now at Papas. They have all the boats lined up and everyone is there getting TV Time. They will be targeting our style boats this weekend.

I hate to disapoint them when they stop me. Only to be sober w/ a 5 month pregnet wife on aboard.

There was a news van at Inland yesterday interviewing people about their thoughts. I didn't stop because I had to many thoughts. :lolhit:

Good thing most of our liabilities will at lake Travis this weekend. :drink:

boatman22 05-22-2009 12:55 PM

I think I will stay sober and act like I usually do (being a *******), have them pull me over, refuse to blow...have them take me to draw blood...show a 0.0 and have 1 boat off the watere for an hour...and then do it again till I'm ready to go to the French Quarter and party down....

jeff1000man 05-22-2009 01:07 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2871310)
I think I will stay sober and act like I usually do (being a *******), have them pull me over, refuse to blow...have them take me to draw blood...show a 0.0 and have 1 boat off the watere for an hour...and then do it again till I'm ready to go to the French Quarter and party down....

It's not what your BAC level is. The fact that you refused to blow, will fu(k you up for a while. It's screws you either way.

tomtbone1993 05-22-2009 01:36 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2871310)
I think I will stay sober and act like I usually do (being a *******), have them pull me over, refuse to blow...have them take me to draw blood...show a 0.0 and have 1 boat off the watere for an hour...and then do it again till I'm ready to go to the French Quarter and party down....

as soon as you refuse to blow you lose your license:bsflag:

wstultz 05-22-2009 02:07 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2871331)
as soon as you refuse to blow you lose your license:bsflag:

Let's see how many coppers we can get to chase us at one time.:grinser010:

jeff1000man 05-22-2009 02:11 PM

I hope they don't arrest a single single person, just so it will show what a waste it is.

jeff1000man 05-22-2009 02:20 PM

Gibson with Big Blocks. Bigandy's time to upgrade.

http://www.seriousoffshore.com/forum...ead.php?t=6615

wstultz 05-22-2009 02:21 PM

What the heck? Anyone want a nice Magnum...never used.:cuqui::hitit::eek:

What's next???

http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/boa/1165860328.html

jeff1000man 05-22-2009 02:23 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2871356)
What the heck? Anyone want a nice Magnum...never used.:cuqui:

What's next???

http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/boa/1165860328.html

He is upgrading. :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 05-22-2009 02:24 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2871356)
What the heck? Anyone want a nice Magnum...never used.:cuqui::hitit::eek:

What's next???

http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/boa/1165860328.html

I just sent him a message asking if it came with or without the Harem.

wstultz 05-22-2009 02:28 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2871357)
He is upgrading. :party-smiley-004:

If he's upgrading from that boat, I can't wait to see what's next. That will be hard to top.:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 05-22-2009 02:31 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2871362)
If he's upgrading from that boat, I can't wait to see what's next. That will be hard to top.:coolcowboy:

Not really when you see what is on the market over there. I think I posted it all ready actually

kfvintx 05-22-2009 02:42 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2871345)
I hope they don't arrest a single single person, just so it will show what a waste it is.

While this would be kinda funny and make a point, they will deem the exercise as successful for using such waste of media as making the water safer. I think they would be better served looking at some other boat styles though... redneck rigged pontoon boat with boombox bungeed on the helm, wakeboard boats loaded with kids abusing daddy's money, old bowrider used twice a year loaded with triple capacity, etc.

Maybe I will let my 7 month pregnant wife drive the boat just to see their faces and excuses for approaching us.

wstultz 05-22-2009 02:46 PM

Since they are targeting us, make sure that when one pulls up to you, do not let him touch your boat or board it. Those guys don't know what a fender is and they love to step all over your boat with their combat boots on. We watched one bang up against a jagged concrete bulkhead for twenty minutes last weekend while he was checking fishing liscences. They don't care about their own boats so they certainly don't care about yours.

tomtbone1993 05-22-2009 03:02 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2871372)
Since they are targeting us, make sure that when one pulls up to you, do not let him touch your boat or board it. Those guys don't know what a fender is and they love to step all over your boat with their combat boots on. .

That reminds me when I was boarded by the coasties at the shoot out last year:coolcowboy:

wstultz 05-22-2009 03:07 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2871377)
That reminds me when I was boarded by the coasties at the shoot out last year:coolcowboy:

I think you still had a beer in your hand didn't you?

tomtbone1993 05-22-2009 03:18 PM

‘No refusal weekend’ at Lake Conroe

Updated: 05.21.09
Beginning May 23, Montgomery County officials, along with State Troopers and Texas Game Wardens, will be enforcing a “no-refusal weekend” centered on Lake Conroe.

Persons suspected of Driving or Boating While Intoxicated and who refuse to provide a breath sample may be required to provide blood samples under search warrants executed “on the spot.”

Mobile DWI/BWI intoxilyzer units will rove around the lake shore to provide access to both water-based and land-based patrols.

Half of the eight boating fatalities in the greater Houston area in 2008 involved alcohol.

Statewide in 2008, 271 boating accidents claimed 61 lives in Texas and resulted in injuries to 173 individuals.

That number tied the 10-year high, even though the number of registered vessels in the state had shrunk by some 30,000 in recent years.

In Harris, Galveston, Chambers and Montgomery Counties there were 40 accidents, 29 injuries and eight fatalities last year.

tomtbone1993 05-22-2009 03:19 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2871380)
I think you still had a beer in your hand didn't you?

i will plead the 5thhhhhh....on that one:coolcowboy:

wstultz 05-22-2009 03:25 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2871387)
i will plead the 5thhhhhh....on that one:coolcowboy:

"One , too, tree, fouw, fiiiiiiffffff! I plead da fiiiiiiiifff! So many amendments, which one should I choose, I choose da ffiiiiifffffffff!"

tomtbone1993 05-22-2009 03:32 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2871388)
"One , too, tree, fouw, fiiiiiiffffff! I plead da fiiiiiiiifff! So many amendments, which one should I choose, I choose da ffiiiiifffffffff!"

You still in for the crawfish boil on Sunday?:coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 05-22-2009 04:01 PM

lets all go in together on this.....http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...quip-sale.html


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