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tomtbone1993 05-26-2009 05:54 PM

I would like to know who the h*ll they talked to...BLOWBOATERS...I did not see any Bird and Turtle guys pulling over ANY fishing or bass boats...you would think that would be job #1 to protect the wildlife and not f*ck asking for life-jackets...I would like to find a lawyer for get together a class action lawsuit for harassment


don't sugarcoat it...please tell us how you really feel....:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 05-26-2009 08:12 PM

Holy chit, A Colorado boat with TX numbers and arnesons. Really needs to come back here. Anyone want to be partners?


http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o29213-en.html

jeff1000man 05-26-2009 09:29 PM

Saw this one in lauderdale. With a blower, it could give Tim and John a run for their money.

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=2812

jeff1000man 05-26-2009 09:33 PM

Deal of the day

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=3261

jeff1000man 05-26-2009 09:38 PM

Only 1 engine. No problem on lake conroe

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=3130

jeff1000man 05-26-2009 10:15 PM

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I am pretty sure this trumps any picture of me wearing any kind of goggles driving any kind of boat not wearing a cape :party-smiley-004::evilb::eek:

Is this:

A. an ad for how not to install breast implants
B. an ad for the new Harry Potter movie
c. an ad for the new church of negotiations by Rabbi Andy
d. quite possibly the most disturbing thing ever caught on camera
E. Bigandy leading quire practice

Feel free to add your own captions. :lolhit:

jeff1000man 05-26-2009 10:29 PM

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Wstultz coming in for a sandwich stop

jeff1000man 05-26-2009 10:30 PM

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TMR marine hard at work

jeff1000man 05-26-2009 10:31 PM

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Bring it in and we fix it the same day so you can use it :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 05-26-2009 10:32 PM

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Warranty??? You no get no stinkin warranty. Followed by the spanish version for those of you who didn't hear the first time. :bsflag:

BY U BOY 05-26-2009 11:05 PM

Old lady got me a new LCD tonight for my Bday:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 05-26-2009 11:13 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2873643)
Old lady got me a new LCD tonight for my Bday:coolcowboy:

Awesome. Good to be da king. :kiss:

tomtbone1993 05-26-2009 11:18 PM

this is cool


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6R4e5hEqn4

tomtbone1993 05-26-2009 11:19 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2873643)
Old lady got me a new LCD tonight for my Bday:y:

:coolcowboy::coolcowboy::coolcowboy::coolcowboy::c oolcowboy:

spk1 05-27-2009 12:28 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2873643)
Old lady got me a new STD tonight for my Bday:coolcowboy:

Wow the gift that keep giving. :evilb:

wstultz 05-27-2009 08:29 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2873643)
Old lady got me a new LCD tonight for my Bday:coolcowboy:

Happy birthday and congrats on the LCD.:party-smiley-051:

wstultz 05-27-2009 08:30 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2873593)
I am pretty sure this trumps any picture of me wearing any kind of goggles driving any kind of boat not wearing a cape :party-smiley-004::evilb::eek:

Is this:

A. an ad for how not to install breast implants
B. an ad for the new Harry Potter movie
c. an ad for the new church of negotiations by Rabbi Andy
d. quite possibly the most disturbing thing ever caught on camera
E. Bigandy leading quire practice

Feel free to add your own captions. :lolhit:

:evilb:

I'll take B. but it looks like the start of some bad Harry Potter spoof porno.

wstultz 05-27-2009 08:48 AM

If you biatches know anyone looking for a good boat to get into powerboating let me know...

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o29230-en.html

jeff1000man 05-27-2009 08:51 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2873823)
If you biatches know anyone looking for a good boat to get into powerboating let me know...

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o29230-en.html

$2 and a box of envelopes :party-smiley-004:

wstultz 05-27-2009 09:04 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2873827)
$2 and a box of envelopes :party-smiley-004:

I have envelopes, but I'll take your $2+ $18998

jeff1000man 05-27-2009 09:15 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2873837)
I have envelopes, but I'll take your $2+ $18998

You need to just keep that boat and add to the collection. Join the cruiser club.

jeff1000man 05-27-2009 09:16 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2873837)
I have envelopes, but I'll take your $2+ $18998

I'll give you 10 and a banshee with 2 sets of tires and a Camaro

wstultz 05-27-2009 10:10 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2873843)
I'll give you 10 and a banshee with 2 sets of tires and a Camaro

Thanks, I already have enough junk laying around the barn.

bigandy 05-27-2009 10:15 AM

i heard this about 300 times this weekend [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU&feature=channel_page[/YOUTUBE]

wstultz 05-27-2009 01:13 PM

Fu(k land, I'm on a boat!:grinser010:

jeff1000man 05-27-2009 02:35 PM

Someone call and tell Roper that his phone just called me and it is not a very interesting conversation. Sounds like it is pretty quiet today over at TMR.

If anyone needs to go codes, I have those also. :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 05-27-2009 02:38 PM

2:38 pm. printed an invoice. :evilb:

boatman22 05-27-2009 03:18 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2874134)
Someone call and tell Roper that his phone just called me and it is not a very interesting conversation. Sounds like it is pretty quiet today over at TMR.

If anyone needs to go codes, I have those also. :party-smiley-004:

?:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 05-27-2009 04:04 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2874175)
?:coolcowboy:

Check your outgoing calls. :bigbird:

jeff1000man 05-27-2009 04:26 PM

#2 with potential with 3 days still left to go

http://www.wunderground.com/tropical...991_model.html

boatman22 05-27-2009 05:06 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2874211)
Check your outgoing calls. :bigbird:


:party-smiley-004:opps

jeff1000man 05-27-2009 05:29 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2874270)
:party-smiley-004:opps

Look and see if you can get the stock replacement manifolds for BBC, but the aluminum ones. I found some several months ago on ebay, but I can't seem to find them anymore. You know what I am talking about????

boatman22 05-27-2009 05:41 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2874291)
Look and see if you can get the stock replacement manifolds for BBC, but the aluminum ones. I found some several months ago on ebay, but I can't seem to find them anymore. You know what I am talking about????


I have not seen any..I'll look and let you know what I find.:eek:

jeff1000man 05-27-2009 05:47 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2874300)
I have not seen any..I'll look and let you know what I find.:eek:

I found the iron ones, but can't find the aluminums. They aren't a merc part, but I think they are in the sierra book. I sent out a couple emails today looking for them. I think that is why I am having problems with the port engine.

joew. 05-27-2009 05:55 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2874305)
I found the iron ones, but can't find the aluminums. They aren't a merc part, but I think they are in the sierra book. I sent out a couple emails today looking for them. I think that is why I am having problems with the port engine.

Well it didnt take you long:lolhit:

jeff1000man 05-27-2009 05:58 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2874312)
Well it didnt take you long:lolhit:

Runs fine as long as I don't push it. Probably last all summer the way it is, I jsut don't want to HAVE to fix anything. Getting the little chit done so that it will be ready for a La Berge trip pretty soon. :kiss:

tomtbone1993 05-27-2009 06:14 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2874315)
Runs fine as long as I don't push it. Probably last all summer the way it is, I jsut don't want to HAVE to fix anything. Getting the little chit done so that it will be ready for a La Berge trip pretty soon. :kiss:

when is the Wstultz trip going to be?:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 05-27-2009 06:29 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2874329)
when is the Wstultz trip going to be?:coolcowboy:

Very good idea. Are u going to be the guy that makes the T- shirts and tries to sell them so you have gambling money??

tomtbone1993 05-27-2009 06:32 PM

this video is pretty funny........

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_R1aBoRAAY[/YOUTUBE]

jeff1000man 05-27-2009 06:44 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2874346)
this video is pretty funny........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_R1aBoRAAY

That one is a classic.

We should bring Smooth out for one of the wed evening bass tournaments. Put a lawn chair on the swim pad. :bsflag:


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