does it get on plane??? cause the chris doesnt cause its got so much shat growed on the bottom of it so i'd give the trade the big thumbs up, then when its gets so much shat growed on the bottom of it that it wont get out of its own way you can trade it for a 1957 57' connie.................

but i will give credit to the z and 100k joke

and tbone i will give credit to " for the day dreamers......just one of those days.. " as the gayest thing ever written in the BS thread not counting most of what ever buyuboy has ever said.... from now on videos that have to do with miami vice or de funk phenomonon only!!!!!!!!! come on, your better than that!!!

that song is from Miami Vice....you better do some research:coolcowboy:

1957 connie? Is that anything like this? lol
http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/boa/1333997647.html

Is that the fresh prince of Bel Aire??

Looks like the stale prince of cuba.:D

A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened..' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'

Is it to soon to start getting the cheap flights for miami boat show??

Depart:
10:55 a.m.
Thu., Feb. 11, 2010
Houston, TX (IAH - Intercontinental) Arrive:
2:37 p.m.
Thu., Feb. 11, 2010
Fort Lauderdale, FL (FLL) Travel Time:
2 hr 42 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
965 /100% Flight: CO1448
Aircraft: Boeing 737-300
Fare Class: Economy (V)
Meal: Snack
No Special Meal Offered.



Depart:
8:55 a.m.
Mon., Feb. 15, 2010
Fort Lauderdale, FL (FLL) Arrive:
10:35 a.m.
Mon., Feb. 15, 2010
Houston, TX (IAH - Intercontinental) Travel Time:
2 hr 40 mn OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification*:
965 /100% Flight: CO1406
Aircraft: Boeing 757-300
Fare Class: Economy (V)
Meal: Snack
No Special Meal Offered


$247 round trip non stop.

Black Testicles

A male patient is lying in bed

in the hospital,

wearing an oxygen mask over his

mouth and nose,

still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure

A young student nurse appears to give him a

partial sponge bath.

Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my

testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies

'I don't know,Sir.

I'm only here to wash

your upper body.'

He struggles to ask again,

'Nurse, are my

testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,

she overcomes her

embarrassment and sheepishly

pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his

penis in one hand and his

testicles in the other,

lifting and moving them

around and around gently.

Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong

with them, Sir !!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask,

smiles at her and

says very slowly,

'Thank you very much. That was

wonderful, but listen

very, very closely.....

' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k ?'

Plans for this weekend????

as little as possible

I think I figured out how to get free labor out of Joew :coolcowboy::ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004:

I will be needing an empty beer keg for a trade in if anyone has one. I had one and sold it for scrap when I was trying to get rid of a bunch of crap in the shop.

Thanks,
Club 105 management :drink:

What do you have for trade? I happen to have a keg with some very old stale beer in it at the house.:drink:

Just kidding. You can come get that thing out of my barn anytime.

Red October checkin in......

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...shore-wtf.html

Wow. I would be headed out there to rip a few high speed passes past the ruskies. We could see how good the sonar guy was. "Captain, I hear a 42 Fountain headed our way with triple 650, no, 750 merlins in it. Should we launch torpedoes?"

"one ping only"

Captain, " No Pricilly, it will self destruct anytime".....Some things out here don't react well to bullexts :lolhit:

yeah, uhhh mine won't be a newbie lol :party-smiley-004:

Don't act like you don't like the Z !! You beg me to drive it every time you come into town lol

You guys are so Drunk when he comes to town that I wouldn;t want to see either of you driving it around. :party-smiley-004::lolhit:

Right, and who buys that "drive by" theory on the door? When your drunk and play with firearms gay, rice rocket, car doors get hurt.

Look out you Kennedy's. Danny is coming. :party-smiley-004:

Party at Strong arm's house on Sat the 5th. :drink::bong::ernaehrung004::circle::party-smiley-048::party-smiley-020:

jeffro...when are you going to get one of these???


http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...its-alive.html

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

On monday after I win the friday night 300 million mega millions.:drink:

What do you want to go to college for Danny?



[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xNFPaPor8A[/YOUTUBE]

a lot of boat for 15K


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1993-...=p4506.c0.m245

That is waterboy's boat.

I believe he said that he let it go for that. That is crazy.

It was really rough inside he said.

In other news, ssccq just hit .449!!!

Who is going to hit the lake tomorow? I am planning on it if I can get some wiring finished up. I thought about it all night in my sleep and now I have the plan. Next step is to execute.

I bet Kim is so proud. :evilb:

I bet ______________ is so proud:party-smiley-004::evilb:

I don't want to be around when you start executing.:party-smiley-004:

You are always safe:kiss:

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

just hit .55. Ona huge run again today.