drunk was definately the theme for the weekend that is for sure, broke the mirror off my truck driving home friday nite after 1 for happy hour turned into closing the bar down, then saturday i proved to be thee worst designated boat driver ever being hammered and past out before the 4th card stop and then ending the nite scaring the girls by passing out face down in the hot tub.... only to start over again wif jeffro on sunday for some football, cocktails, entourage, a hunan village flaming appetizer, and a boat ride not neccessarily in that order :) good weekend, lets do it all again soooooon....

wtf does that mean?

Considering I havn't been sober since last thursday, I am surprised I made it as long as I did last night. I think I will try not t ind an excuse to boze it up today.

it is from Stepbrothers

spk1 takes it in the can!!!!!!!!!!!

yes he does :evilb:

Apparently Inland has a new boat washing fairy. To bad Trojan Man doesn't have his boat in the water. The houthboat and the Lake Lounge both majically apeared clean today for some reason???? Very strange. :party-smiley-004:

I take it in the cabin of the Hatterass thank you very much!, lol dont be mad at me just becausse I dont think its a good idea to mix johnny walker birds, you and a shotgun, lol :waffen093::blaster::violent-smiley-021::chick::violent-smiley-045:

did she do a good job?? she said she has 3.5 hours in it but she owes me money so just let me know whats fair....

I wouldn't have shot you.... Metrosucksalot Wing dove are not in season:evilb:

She told me it only took 1 hour....:party-smiley-004:

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Check out these two.

man I miss that boat

A Catholic priest, a doctor, a rich businessman and an Guy from New Yorkwere waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them. The Guy from New York fumed, 'What's with those jerks? We're waiting fifteen minutes between shots!' The doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such poor golf!' The rich businessman called out, 'Move it, time is money!' The Catholic priest said, 'Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. Excuse me, sir!' said the priest, 'What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?' The greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.' The group fell silent for a moment. The Catholic priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.' The doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything that he might be able to do for them.' The rich businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the fire fighters unionin honor of these brave souls!' The guy from New York said, 'Why the f^ck can't they play at night?

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uhhhhmmmmm, did i catch a niner..... ohhhh, and an outboard???

I didn't look at it during the day. Does this mean I can pay in Taaka? Hook up with me today before about 1. After that I will be in FL for a little while working for Spk1 yacht brokerage. :evilb: :boat:

Thats all the Gereke's need is another a-hole on the coat tails:evilb:

Hold out and you might get a vette:party-smiley-004:

:evilb::evilb: That's just mean. Di(khead. I am just going to see if I can talk him into actually taking that cat off the trailer.

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

If this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my di(k in the mashed potatoes!:violent040:

Cool. Internet on an airplane. :coolcowboy:

And yes it will be that kind of party

Oh oh oh turbulence. I fell Over. I fell over again.

The funny part is Im on my way back to texas in the caddy right now! :evilb: :evilb:

What ever FLOWBEEE! Do you still keep all your old hair in a big jar under the sink? lol thats kinda creepy. :evilb:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhP9m...om=PL&index=20 :evilb:

You are not alone. It happened to Heath as well. You have both been polluted.

If that plane from Houston would have been an extra 5 mins late, I would be spending the night at Creedo's :drink:

everyone likes their own brand:party-smiley-004:

Joew

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Its official Jeffro, and Marc Luttrell are here in town, a few more of you guys and We could take over Ft.Lauderdale. :evilb:

What is Marc doing?

Navy Seals rented a house from one of my friends down here for training, Im guessing Marc is out here giving a motivational speech,he rode in on the same plane as jeffro, hopefully he has some time for a few drinks and some fishing while he is here meanwhile jeffro must know the secret hooker call, lol we roll out of a bar on south beach at 4am, lol and about twenty hookers start chasing him down the road like he was the pied piper of hookers, lol, it was priceless, I finally had to give them chad phone number to get them to leave us alone,,, hehe sorry chad,, somebodys gotta take one for the team, ehhe :evilb:

:angry-smiley-038::angry-smiley-038::angry-smiley-038: thanks di(kholes. "whose that?" "Oh noone, just hookers from miami"....should go over real nice

FYI JoeW and i missed the flight to Florida and ended up in North Dakota.....The good thing was we were drinking Voodka at 8:00AM this morning...we will be back on Friday.....:coolcowboy:

BTW JoeW wanted me to let you girls know spik1 takes it in the can and he should use the flowbee for his mop...

Cumberland stuff is starting to show up...

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=3919

Whats the sea food taste like in north dakota? :evilb:

Biatchh you should be on the phone right now making $5k offers on the arronow cat. The rear hatch is so freakin wide and big that it makes the mainship look like the manship!!!! :bigbird:

Tell Joew. U cant catch a marlin with out some hair!

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JoeW said it taste as good as anything you have ever caught on the Bandit....