BBQ at the house today if anyone wants to come by. Making shrimp, dove, steak, etc. Come over and bring your suit. I have been heating the pool so it feels awesome!!!

we are leaving port now. Should be back in eleventy hours. Save some for me.

I fixed the hole in the Mares cat last night so hopefully spk1 will run out of excuses.

In other news there is an Italian chick and a Venezuelan chick downstairs right now cooking us dinner. Smells awesome.

Andy Tom Wade, anybody else that has a zip file of good ipod music email me [email protected] thanks

ALLL NON BELIEVERSSS I NOW SPEAK THISSS JEFF IS CLOSING WITH A HOT HOT LATIN CHICK ON THE 60 HATT right now as i speak if you have any hair on ur nut sack and your are single you will geT ON A FLIGHT right nowwww!!! ask jeff in the mornnn,, holyyyy shytttt florida has made me a goddd at getting my friends laiddd! p.s joew. tom williams out of respect from your wives please disreguard!!!! :evilb::evilb:

she's Italian and don't get so excited. I still can't close. :party-smiley-004:

We know

:evilb: In the words of T-Bone.....Poor Fellow.

did you try begging and tell her it would be quick cause the only thing that blows quicker than a Gregory performance motor is Jeffro Gregory himself :)

in other news...had a great trial run in bladwick's new bucket...Congrats baldwick...thanks again, for the ride

We are taking 6 dirty sluts from last night, and maybe two nice ones, lol to Miami Beach Marina for a party, papaG is out of town and his last words before he left was make sure you dont let any barnacles grow on the hatt while im gone, sooooooooooooo, Im not going to let papaG down!! Now Im going to get some sleeep dayu mmm :evilb: :op:

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

thanks tboner.....anytime :drink:

yeah congrats. I heard it did what a boat was supposed to do. Get off the trailer. run all day and then go back to the trailer

Hopefully seh won"t steal your tears.

exactly.....worry free boating :lolhit:

HAHA, gypsyy givee me your tears, :evilb:

Tonight was a success, wake up with two italian girls, head to breakfast,, two more italian girls show up,, head back home with out the girls for a nap,, go to sleep,, and wake up to them cleaning the house, and preparing an italian feast,, thenn after they are done feeding us,, the strip naked and jump in the pooll,, ****inn crazzyyy but fun,, jefff has pretty much closed the deal with an italian chick that has bigger bombs than any girl in conroe, Then naked girls get out of the pool to answer the door for some smoking hot 21yr old bulgarian chicks, they didnt swim naked, lol but they stood over us in the pool wearing tennis skirts and thongs,, Im going to visit bulgaria forsure,,, Oh and joew while your on the way to work, we will be leaving for the miamibeach marina with a boat load of hot chicks , we are having a going away party for one of em and are spending the night in miami,, lol we are taking the fishing gear,, and should take care of that whole marlin/sailfish dilema,, I am going to hook up the video cameras in the bandit to record the fun,,, :evilb:

you better record the fun biotch bc nobody is believing your stories....they all think you guys are sitting on broken down boats eating pizza :lolhit::lolhit::lolhit:

Baldwick, you know that they have Italian Pizzas, Bulgarian pizzas. ANd the cool thing is that they deliver.

Just wanted to clear up SPK1 story for him.:gfight:

It's all lies. and my camera battery is dead and the charger is still at home. :party-smiley-004: That should pretty much take care of it.

None of you guys (especially Trojan Man) should ever visit down here again.

I have wrapped the whole place in crime scene tape.

Nothing to see here folks. Go on about your business.. Nothing to see. :party-smiley-004:

Were you working on engines again???

You guys need to pick us up at the airport in Austin for the bachelor party. We will be in around 5:30 friday evening.

Thanks.

oh wow

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=3954

joe

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=3846

:evilb::evilb::evilb: BIP

See Whores are not that bad!


SOMETHING TO KEEP IN MIND…




Purchasing





The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship

it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.



This is Heather.







Leasing





On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,

Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,

charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!



This is Kristen.




Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,

he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every

night for 5 years (a $41.7 million savings).


Value-added benefits are:

A 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache,

plays all requests, no *****ing and complaining or 'honey-do' lists.

Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked.

All at 1/7th the cost, and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

Good info. too bad I'm not using it.

The Bandit is leaving the dock for Miami for the evening.

Watch out for Buffard T. Justice

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi...canyachtsales&

Great local deal

:drool::drool:

Just got te Bandit back from Miami. I am still drunk, but I did have 3 beers this morning all ready.

Bandit performed flawlessly. Caught 3 fish, and still took a hot shower. I used the grill on the back for the first time ever I think.

Good times.. Capt Kevin ran the chit out of it on the way home this morning.

Jeff its finally up on the Auction

http://www.salvagedirect.com/asp/vie...?itemid=702644

Holy s(it it's gone up $5000. in 2 hours.....:bsflag:

Be a good boat to buy for the parts.

Here is a good one for Joew

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Pytho...=p4506.c0.m245

We are heading out friday around noon for anyone that is going to join us in Austin for the weekend. I know I have sent out emails, just figure I would throw it on here too. Should be good times :party-smiley-020::boat::party-smiley-020:

We should be at the airport around 5:30 pm. Come pick us up.

Shure would be nice if some of the guys who's wives won't let them come would just come anyway.:party-smiley-004:

Should be some good times. I hear the house Chad rented is pretty sweet. Bring $hit to cook on the grill.:cheer:

I wish I could make it....but i need to be around the house with the new baby...You boys have a good time...

I have to be in bed by 8pm or I would be going....:lolhit: