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jeff1000man 09-24-2009 09:03 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2958965)
Cumberland stuff is starting to show up...

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=3919

holy chit

wstultz 09-24-2009 11:28 AM

What's up for Sunday??? Isn't the Baja Bash this weekend???

mba1620 09-24-2009 01:08 PM

This is worth keeping an eye on.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2004-...=p4506.c0.m245

Trojan-man 09-24-2009 02:33 PM

somebody should keep an eye on you :gfight:

bigandy 09-24-2009 03:03 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2959798)
somebody should keep an eye on you :gfight:

someone should give him a phone book so he can sit on it and keep an eye on the road.......

arrrgggh, i caught me a marlin.... kev, i think all the men on the mainship is what makes it look like the manship.....

besides you and jeffro must be havin a good time durin the day sittin next to each other in ur boxers at the table typin on oso and at nite sittin next to each other in ur boxers at the table typin on eros :) fixin to buy a car in hollywood and ill bring my laptop !!!!!!

jeff1000man 09-24-2009 03:57 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2959741)

Just put one of my customers on it. Thanks for the heads up.:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 09-24-2009 03:58 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2959805)
someone should give him a phone book so he can sit on it and keep an eye on the road.......

arrrgggh, i caught me a marlin.... kev, i think all the men on the mainship is what makes it look like the manship.....

besides you and jeffro must be havin a good time durin the day sittin next to each other in ur boxers at the table typin on oso and at nite sittin next to each other in ur boxers at the table typin on eros :) fixin to buy a car in hollywood and ill bring my laptop !!!!!!

Bring it dude.

bigandy 09-24-2009 05:18 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...=STRK:MEWAX:IT

outbid... dam, oh well i probably would have never gotten the smell of grape kool aid out of it anyway and i was guessin the oil change money all went to chrome acc's so its all good

got another old mans car im watchin and until then http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...=STRK:MEWNX:IT

luv me a car with a story, comes with autographed pics of the 49ers cheerleader that owned the car and everything, in three hours i buying bill gates' old mercedes parkin in next to the mayor if chicagos limo in front of the '58 chicago cop car, i hope it doesnt scratch my 68 deville........ dam one night of drinkin with 40yr old balls george and im already talkin like him!!!!

Trojan-man 09-24-2009 06:08 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2959805)
someone should give him a phone book so he can sit on it and keep an eye on the road.......

arrrgggh, i caught me a marlin.... kev, i think all the men on the mainship is what makes it look like the manship.....

besides you and jeffro must be havin a good time durin the day sittin next to each other in ur boxers at the table typin on oso and at nite sittin next to each other in ur boxers at the table typin on eros :) or buttpirates.com

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

mba1620 09-24-2009 09:27 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2959805)
someone should give him a phone book so he can sit on it and keep an eye on the road.......

Somebody should give you some Hydroxycut.:lolhit:

mba1620 09-24-2009 09:33 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2959858)
Just put one of my customers on it. Thanks for the heads up.:party-smiley-004:

A 4:00am auction end....Suxs:bsflag:

Set your alarm. I forgot your with SPK1. Yall are up all night and sleep during the day.

Trojan-man 09-24-2009 09:51 PM

Im in Miami trick

spk1 09-25-2009 12:32 AM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2960100)
A 4:00am auction end....Suxs:bsflag:

Set your alarm. I forgot your with SPK1. Yall are up all night and sleep during the day.

I resemble that remark! :evilb: We are doing pretty good Jeffro came down and whipped me into shape, Ive been up well before noon all week, this morn at 5am, lol Jeffro is already in bed, lol and papaG is still out runnin hoes, We took a cruise up the river on two identical 60 hatteras or (hatterai) as we like to call em, Me rob and Jeffro were the captain and crew of the BumRunner (other 60) and steve his mate and my dad were capt and crew of the other, pretty fun,, Then theres the 54 Searay that cockblocked us and picked up all the doctors before we could get there, so we went joyriding instead, impatent aholes they must have been proctologist. :evilb: Tomorrow we plan on hittin up natnl marine TNT, and doing alittle practice marlin fishing on the 48 searay, Saturday we are going to the house the seals were renting (22million dollar mansion) before the maids come, and have a party, if we break something, we are going to blame it on Marc, hehehe. I sure hope some girls show up :grinser010:

wstultz 09-25-2009 09:35 AM

Who is going to be out bashing Bajas this weekend? Sorry, correction, who is going to the Baja bash?:party-smiley-004:

Roper, I know you've got the scoop. What's the story? Any parties?

boatman22 09-25-2009 10:06 AM

Big party tonight at Papas. Band food and drink......60+ baja owners and guests. Bash party tomorrow night at Walden Marine. DJ food and drink...........:coolcowboy:

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/b...baja-bash.html

wstultz 09-25-2009 10:51 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2960370)
Big party tonight at Papas. Band food and drink......60+ baja owners and guests. Bash party tomorrow night at Walden Marine. DJ food and drink...........:coolcowboy:

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/b...baja-bash.html

Cool. Sounds like fun. I will be at a party in Walden already on Saturday night so when that one is done I'll head on over to the marina.:drink:

Rcolter 09-25-2009 10:58 AM

But you party is gonna suck and you can't put your DI(K in da mash potatoes!

wstultz 09-25-2009 11:01 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2960408)
But you party is gonna suck and you can't put your DI(K in da mash potatoes!

I could but there will probably be a few people there that would be severely disappointed.:lolhit:

tomtbone1993 09-25-2009 01:31 PM

Wstultz ....JoeW wanted me to ask you who you are riding with for the baja bash????


our flight gets in at 10:30 tonight so I will have to miss the party...

Rcolter 09-25-2009 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2960411)
I could but there will probably be a few people there that would be severely disappointed.:lolhit:

I'm sure Megan will be very disappointed with the Mash Potatoes nick name!:evilb:

wstultz 09-25-2009 02:20 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2960499)
Wstultz ....JoeW wanted me to ask you who you are riding with for the baja bash????


our flight gets in at 10:30 tonight so I will have to miss the party...

No one that i know of....smart azz. I was just wondering when and where the parties were.

wstultz 09-25-2009 03:19 PM

Cool diesel Outerlimits center con.....

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=3936

Trojan-man 09-25-2009 03:38 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2960563)
Cool diesel Outerlimits center con.....

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=3936

thats pretty pimpin :hitit:


the scarab should be here around 6pm tonight :drink::drink:

wstultz 09-25-2009 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2960584)
thats pretty pimpin :hitit:


the scarab should be here around 6pm tonight :drink::drink:

Very nice. I should be home by then if you need help.

tomtbone1993 09-25-2009 03:45 PM

The white zone is for loading and unloading only...

wstultz 09-25-2009 03:46 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2960589)
I love big black cock

We know you do buddy but thanks for sharing anyway.

tomtbone1993 09-25-2009 04:03 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2960590)
We know you do buddy but thanks for sharing anyway.

shame on me for getting up and getting a round of drinks here at the Grand Forks International airport....BTW the bar closes here at 4:15 PM....what kind of bullchit is that????

wstultz 09-25-2009 04:21 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2960598)
shame on me for getting up and getting a round of drinks here at the Grand Forks International airport....BTW the bar closes here at 4:15 PM....what kind of bullchit is that????

Where in the f is Grand Forks???

jeff1000man 09-25-2009 06:07 PM

I was just informed that spk1 is busting out the chrome shirt and the pointy shoes. :party-smiley-004:

Is tonight going to be another long night??:drink::bong::ernaehrung004::daz::food-smiley-009:

spk1 09-26-2009 04:18 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2960677)
I was just informed that spk1 is busting out the chrome shirt and the pointy shoes. :party-smiley-004:

Is tonight going to be another long night??:drink::bong::ernaehrung004::daz::food-smiley-009:

I do believe it was a long night? faaaackkkk!!!!!

jeff1000man 09-26-2009 04:21 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2960851)
I do believe it was a long night? faaaackkkk!!!!!

high limit rooomm rrocks

wstultz 09-26-2009 11:38 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2960852)
high limit rooomm rrocks

WOW! you guy are really setting next to each other and talking back and forth on OSO.:ban:

jeff1000man 09-26-2009 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2960987)
WOW! you guy are really setting next to each other and talking back and forth on OSO.:ban:

Kevin had to prop me up next to the blackjack table because I kept falling down. At least I was even when I left.

tomtbone1993 09-26-2009 04:05 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2961060)
Kevin had to prop me up next to the blackjack table because I kept falling down. At least I was even when I left.

did you split a blackjack again????

jeff1000man 09-26-2009 04:57 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2961084)
did you split a blackjack again????

I did split a couple sets of Aces, which is nice.

jeff1000man 09-26-2009 05:18 PM

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=3841

jeff1000man 09-26-2009 05:27 PM

I just realized that double grey goose cocktails were $25 at that frigging club last night, :eek:

Bigandy would have had a heart attack.

Trojan-man 09-26-2009 06:37 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2961118)
I just realized that double grey goose cocktails were $25 at that frigging club last night, :eek:

Bigandy would have had a heart attack.

Bigandy would have just put it on your tab :evilb::evilb::evilb:

spk1 09-27-2009 12:02 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2961084)
did you split a blackjack again????

There were some gay guys playing at his table and some guy split two face cards, which gave that guy a 14 and a 18, and the dealer got a 21 because of the split, and the gay guy sitting next to him came unglued, it was hilarious, he was calling the guy a stupid ass, and then he used creeds famous line, Im going to fu(k you till your gay, the guy that split got up and left the table, :evilb:

wstultz 09-27-2009 02:24 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2961283)
There were some gay guys playing at his table and some guy split two face cards, which gave that guy a 14 and a 18, and the dealer got a 21 because of the split, and the gay guy sitting next to him came unglued, it was hilarious, he was calling the guy a stupid ass, and then he used creeds famous line, Im going to fu(k you till your gay, the guy that split got up and left the table, :evilb:

There were two other gay guys besides you and Mush Mouth????:party-smiley-004:


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