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Trojan-man 12-12-2009 07:27 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 3004917)

I give those canard wings on the front about 1 week before they get broke off on a dock :lolhit:

jeff1000man 12-12-2009 07:41 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3004999)
I give those canard wings on the front about 1 week before they get broke off on a dock :lolhit:

Really?? What are you doing on the computer???

wstultz 12-12-2009 08:26 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3005008)
Really?? What are you doing on the computer???

He carries one on his hip.

tomtbone1993 12-13-2009 10:15 AM

I am going to be hang-in out at club 105 for a few hours if anybody wants to stop by......

spk1 12-13-2009 07:47 PM

Big WiLLY Came Down And Got the Magnum whipped into shape, its running like a champ now, we went out and took the initial test run in some real deal 8ft seas, watched a 40 plus outerlimits turn around and head for shore, on our way out of the cut, we were hammering the seas and my dad turns to me in real 8 footers at 25knots, and says this isnt anything but a lake boat, :eek: , I also took the mares cat out for a twilight run, the owner of mares came over and looked at the boat saturday and told me to just hammer it no matter the seas, lol hes right but, he also said npo matter what he ever did, he just cant help but get water over the bow in that cut no matter the speed, but in the ocean its fine, Mares cat got its pilots liscense, and so did Monica, she had just gotten he hair done, and I drenched her in the cut, lol she just laughed and said do it again,, Boyss, I may have a keeper! :evilb:

spk1 12-13-2009 07:50 PM

Ohh yeaa, I almost forgot,, at the fuel dock a guy in a formula asked me where I go to run when it soo rough out there, lol I looked at him, pointed at the ocean, and sayed out there! lol :coolcowboy: he just gave me a go to hell look, :evilb:

jeff1000man 12-13-2009 08:01 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3005422)
Big WiLLY Came Down And Got the Magnum whipped into shape, its running like a champ now, we went out and took the initial test run in some real deal 8ft seas, watched a 40 plus outerlimits turn around and head for shore, on our way out of the cut, we were hammering the seas and my dad turns to me in real 8 footers at 25knots, and says this isnt anything but a lake boat, :eek: , I also took the mares cat out for a twilight run, the owner of mares came over and looked at the boat saturday and told me to just hammer it no matter the seas, lol hes right but, he also said npo matter what he ever did, he just cant help but get water over the bow in that cut no matter the speed, but in the ocean its fine, Mares cat got its pilots liscense, and so did Monica, she had just gotten he hair done, and I drenched her in the cut, lol she just laughed and said do it again,, Boyss, I may have a keeper! :evilb:

Gee, the owner kind of sound's like what your friends have been telling you for a year. :coolcowboy:

Glad to hear the gas hasn't turned to varnish.

How fast does the Magnum run now that a real mechanic worked on them? :evilb:

jeff1000man 12-13-2009 08:08 PM

his was a deal

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o31431-en.html

KSims1868 12-13-2009 08:37 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3004981)
Xcalbur fired off earlier today. Need a couple little things and she'll be ready for a lake test.

Looking forward to a lake run. That motor looks sweet.
:evilb: :evilb:

On Time 12-14-2009 10:51 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3004981)
Xcalbur fired off earlier today. Need a couple little things and she'll be ready for a lake test.

In the water yet?:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 12-14-2009 12:12 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3005616)
In the water yet?:coolcowboy:

Maybe later today, if I get time. She is pretty close to being ready.

tomtbone1993 12-14-2009 05:28 PM

http://www.click2houston.com/news/21963784/detail.html

jeff1000man 12-14-2009 06:22 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3005809)

Nice gold chain

boatman22 12-14-2009 07:47 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3005835)
Nice gold chain

It's Reggie:coolcowboy:

mba1620 12-14-2009 08:18 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3005894)
It's Reggie:coolcowboy:

Business has been slow. :coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 12-14-2009 08:45 PM


Originally Posted by KSims1868 (Post 3005449)
Looking forward to a lake run. That motor looks sweet.
:evilb: :evilb:

Please correct me if I am wrong.....but to make multiple post on this thread and bum rides you must have purchased the Club 105 crew multiple rounds of drinks...I may have been absent that night, but has this happened?? Who are you??:coolcowboy:

KSims1868 12-14-2009 08:59 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3005950)
bum rides

Nobody is bumming rides...I'm the guy that is buying this boat from Jeff.
I don't get out 105-way too often...as I live in the Clear Lake area, but I imagine I'll have to make a few runs up that way to run the lake a couple times a year. Seems like a great place for running around in the Spring/Summer.

tomtbone1993 12-14-2009 09:08 PM


Originally Posted by KSims1868 (Post 3005967)
Nobody is bumming rides...I'm the guy that is buying this boat from Jeff.
I don't get out 105-way too often...as I live in the Clear Lake area, but I imagine I'll have to make a few runs up that way to run the lake a couple times a year. Seems like a great place for running around in the Spring/Summer.

OK guy that is buying Jeffro's rig...do you have a name? I can appreciate you putting money in Jeffro's pocket, but that does not help the other members who are thirsty in our crew.....Do you have any pictures of your girlfriend and or wife or both??

jeff1000man 12-14-2009 09:12 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3005975)
OK guy that is buying Jeffro's rig...do you have a name? I can appreciate you putting money in Jeffro's pocket, but that does not help the other members who are thirsty in our crew.....Do you have any pictures of your girlfriend and or wife or both??

Easy Tiger. I don't remeber Wade giving you the Mayoral responsibilities just yet. :lolhit::angry-smiley-038::party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 12-14-2009 09:17 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3005980)
Easy Tiger. I don't remeber Wade giving you the Mayoral responsibilities just yet. :lolhit::angry-smiley-038::party-smiley-004:

I am pretty sure WStultz, Trojan-Man, Wee Man, Boatman22, JoeW, BigAndy, MBA6349, Rcolter, SPk1, will not have a problem with my post.......he isn't buying one of our boats...... :party-smiley-004::lolhit::coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 12-14-2009 09:20 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3005984)
I am pretty sure WStultz, Trojan-Man, Wee Man, Boatman22, JoeW, BigAndy, MBA6349, Rcolter, SPk1, will not have a problem with my post.......he isn't buying one of our boats...... :party-smiley-004::lolhit::coolcowboy:

Somebody is bored at home I see.

tomtbone1993 12-14-2009 09:23 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3005988)
Somebody is bored at home I see.

yes sir.......



Congrats on the sale......

Let your potential buyer know i was just bustin his balls......

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/e...-checking.html

mba1620 12-14-2009 10:26 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3005975)
Do you have any pictures of your girlfriend and or wife or both??

KSims..This is club rules and if she is hotter than at least a seven (a four by our standards:hitit:) they must be nudes and video preferred. Drinks have to be purchased to the thirsty crew before the sale of Jeffroeleventythousand boat to you. And it must be enough drinks till BigAndy falls asleep. Finally, you must make love to Shironda, the club mascot nanny goat.:eek::lolhit:

bigandy 12-14-2009 10:55 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 3006031)
KSims..This is club rules and if she is hotter than at least a seven (a four by our standards:hitit:) they must be nudes and video preferred. Drinks have to be purchased to the thirsty crew before the sale of Jeffroeleventythousand boat to you. And it must be enough drinks till BigAndy falls asleep. Finally, you must make love to Shironda, the club mascot nanny goat.:eek::lolhit:

oh and some people get to be a club 105 member without a girlfriend or a boat because of the sister with big tits clause in our club charter.... :) :evilb: :)

jeff1000man 12-15-2009 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3006043)
oh and some people get to be a club 105 member without a girlfriend or a boat because of the sister with big tits clause in our club charter.... :) :evilb: :)

This clause??? :party-smiley-004::evilb:

bigandy 12-15-2009 07:20 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3006098)
This clause??? :party-smiley-004::evilb:

dam everybody in that pic got boobies!!!

joew. 12-15-2009 08:04 AM


Originally Posted by KSims1868 (Post 3005967)
Nobody is bumming rides...I'm the guy that is buying this boat from Jeff.
I don't get out 105-way too often...as I live in the Clear Lake area, but I imagine I'll have to make a few runs up that way to run the lake a couple times a year. Seems like a great place for running around in the Spring/Summer.

You must also put some teal on this rig since everyone on Conroe is stuck in the late 80's Or atleast some of us:party-smiley-004:

:evilb::evilb:

tomtbone1993 12-15-2009 09:11 AM

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HaPPy B-Day Captain Insano.....

boatman22 12-15-2009 09:20 AM

Where is the Captain Insaneo party?:eek:

KSims1868 12-15-2009 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3006098)
This clause??? :party-smiley-004::evilb:

Haha...nice. That pic just isn't big enough to fully appreciate what seems to be going on there. LARGER version highly requested (I'm sure that's also what she said later - :lolhit: J/K).

Ball busting is expected, and I can deal with it. Large quantities of alcohol are always a great way to grease the wheels of entry to a new group...understood. This summer seems to be shaping up as an intersting one.

As for the pics of wife/girlfriend...here's the best I can do at this time:

**side note...that's not our baby she's holding it's a friend's. Our baby is the 1 in the pink seat. We also have a 4 yr old.

Rcolter 12-15-2009 09:56 AM

Happy Birthday!!

joew. 12-15-2009 10:41 AM

Thanks Biathes!

I haven't planned any festivities at this point. Thinking about have a drinkathon at my place on Saturday. any takers???

On Time 12-15-2009 11:06 AM


Originally Posted by KSims1868 (Post 3006181)
Haha...nice. That pic just isn't big enough to fully appreciate what seems to be going on there. LARGER version highly requested (I'm sure that's also what she said later - :lolhit: J/K).

Ball busting is expected, and I can deal with it. Large quantities of alcohol are always a great way to grease the wheels of entry to a new group...understood. This summer seems to be shaping up as an intersting one.

As for the pics of wife/girlfriend...here's the best I can do at this time:

**side note...that's not our baby she's holding it's a friend's. Our baby is the 1 in the pink seat. We also have a 4 yr old.

Welcome! In this group you will learn to take it up the azz - And you will like it!

On Time 12-15-2009 11:07 AM

duplicate

tomtbone1993 12-15-2009 11:08 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3006207)
Thanks Biathes!

I haven't planned any festivities at this point. Thinking about have a drinkathon at my place on Saturday. any takers???

What would make this Saturday any different than any other weekend at your crib??

tomtbone1993 12-15-2009 11:09 AM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3006232)
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WOW.....the doctor has spoken:eek::eek::coolcowboy:

On Time 12-15-2009 11:11 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3006234)
WOW.....the docter has spoken:eek::eek::coolcowboy:

I'm out from behind the curtain for a few minutes...:party-smiley-004:

On Time 12-15-2009 11:13 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3006234)
WOW.....the docter has spoken:eek::eek::coolcowboy:

hey whose the ocifers foer this year



Tom hows the kid

wstultz 12-15-2009 05:08 PM

New Years bash will be held at the Stultz Ranch again this year. There will be fire, mud, alcohol, atvs, guns, dogs, and fireworks. That's all the ingredients for America's
Funniest Home Videos and "you might be a redneck if....." You can pass out at the house or in the pond, it's up to you.

tomtbone1993 12-15-2009 06:41 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3006240)


Tom hows the kid

growing like a weed......she is starting to sleep through the night....:coolcowboy:


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