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joew. 12-19-2009 12:21 PM

Everyone Better Have A Good Excuse If You Don't Come By For Drinks Today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All Day

spk1 12-20-2009 12:15 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3008285)
Less than 10K is below wholesell.

12/01/09 SKYLINE Regular $10,500 43,428 Above Gray 6CY A Yes
12/03/09 ATLANTA Regular $11,200 47,419 Above SILVER 6G A Yes
11/19/09 ATLANTA Regular $10,800 54,395 Above SILVER 6G A Yes
12/15/09 ALBUQUE Regular $9,100 55,437 Above GREEN 6G A Yes
11/19/09 ATLANTA Regular $11,500 61,385 Above Silver 6G A No
11/19/09 MANHEIM Regular $9,800 64,372 Above SILVER 6G A Yes
12/16/09 BAY CITI Regular $10,300 67,801 Above BLACK 6G A Yes
12/02/09 NADE Regular $8,800 70,226 Avg Beige 6G A Yes
12/18/09 MANHEIM Regular $9,300 70,726 Above SILVER 6G A Yes
12/07/09 AYCOCK Lease $8,600 71,465 Avg WHITE 6G A Yes
11/25/09 BAY CITI Lease $10,500 74,296 Above WHITE 6G A Yes

Thats why we pay you the big bucks right? these cars your showing me, they can be bought at the price shown?

jeff1000man 12-20-2009 03:10 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3008621)
Thats why we pay you the big bucks right? these cars your showing me, they can be bought at the price shown?

I think that is a listing of what they sold at the auctions.

When are you getting into town?

jeff1000man 12-20-2009 03:17 PM

Sure wish I could afford to spend 75K. This is a stellar deal.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o32214-en.html

tomtbone1993 12-21-2009 11:40 AM

http://www.montgomerycountynews.net/...icle&view=1126

wstultz 12-21-2009 11:45 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3009353)

How many of the 16 were law enforcement officials or judges???

tomtbone1993 12-21-2009 12:07 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3009357)
How many of the 16 were law enforcement officials or judges???

I drove up on this scene right after it happened. I would bet alochol was involved, although it is not mentioned because he was a X-Trooper.....

http://www.montgomerycountynews.net/...icle&view=1130

tomtbone1993 12-21-2009 12:09 PM

check this link out.....it aired Friday night.

http://www.myfoxhouston.com/dpp/news...unty-tweet-dwi

On Time 12-21-2009 01:47 PM

I feel safer already.

wstultz 12-21-2009 02:08 PM

BULL$HIT!!!!! These cops and DA's are out there just as much as everyone else.

Rcolter 12-21-2009 02:31 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3009379)
I drove up on this scene right after it happened. I would bet alochol was involved, although it is not mentioned because he was a X-Trooper.....

http://www.montgomerycountynews.net/...icle&view=1130

I personally knew Steve and he was a good guy. **** happens! He paid the ultimate price for his decisions at a bad time in his life.

On Time 12-21-2009 03:34 PM

Feeling even safer now.

jeff1000man 12-21-2009 03:37 PM

What happenend in Cape Conroe Sat night? There was a ton of cop cars at the intersection on paradise and river road at about 3am when Dave and I were trying to leave Joew's house. There were a ton of cars out there.

wstultz 12-21-2009 03:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3009552)
What happenend in Cape Conroe Sat night? There was a ton of cop cars at the intersection on paradise and river road at about 3am when Dave and I were trying to leave Joew's house. There were a ton of cars out there.

Must have been a JoeW house party sting operation.:party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 12-21-2009 04:36 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3009564)
Must have been a JoeW house party sting operation.:party-smiley-004:

only a matter of time.....:coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 12-21-2009 04:39 PM

If anyone is looking for a Manhouse here it is......http://search.har.com/engine/502-Sta...AR94840031.htm

Kelly and I looked at it yesterday, the back yard and shop is awesome.....the house is just to small for what we want.

mba1620 12-21-2009 05:44 PM

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Trojan-man 12-21-2009 09:01 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3009611)
If anyone is looking for a Manhouse here it is......http://search.har.com/engine/502-Sta...AR94840031.htm

Kelly and I looked at it yesterday, the back yard and shop is awesome.....the house is just to small for what we want.

thats pretty pimp. can I get all of that stuff without the house? If so, I'm in :lolhit::lolhit:

tomtbone1993 12-22-2009 12:00 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3009817)
thats pretty pimp. can I get all of that stuff without the house? If so, I'm in :lolhit::lolhit:

its really to bad its in a chitty neighborhood, the actual house is only 2200 sq ft...:eek:

tomtbone1993 12-22-2009 12:30 AM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 3009657)
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thanks for nothing....none of us cared about your post anyways....

spk1 12-22-2009 01:06 AM

Well guys Im back, not quite as thrilled about it as in the past, I got back here and bragged about Texas for the past two months, we got here, and first thing I did was take Monica and mica(my step daughter), to papasitos for lunch, I was excited to let them try some real texmex, cause you just cant get it like that in florida, while we ate lunch, some of the lowest mother fu(kers on the planet, broke into the car with a screwdriver, and stole everyone of our bags, all of micas christmas presents were inside, all of what monica bought me, all of what I bought my nephews, all our family christmas cards, and of course the basics clothes and etc, it was about a $5000 hit, it hurts to have your new family raped like that, in a place you love, call home, and want to move back to, and even worst to know some motherfu(kers are low enough to steal a childs toys on christmas, Monica couldnt speak for about two hours, and mica, just smile, told me its ok, we will still have fun, and hasnt complained once about losing anything, this kid is a champ, I swear, she is sure santa is bringing her a white nintendo dsi, for being good all year, (it was stolen), of course Im going to kill myself to make sure I find another one she deserves it,, if I had the time Id keep waiting in the papasitos parking lot to catch these guys in the act, I swear to every one of you I will sit in jail for what I plan on doing to these motherfu9kers, and Im going to keep looking when I have time, all I want for christmas now is to have these low lifes sit in the intensive care unit for christmas,

boatman22 12-22-2009 08:38 AM

So sorry to hear what happened to you Kevin. I just had scumbags that steal......sound like you got a great step daughter...If I can help with anything, let me know.

Trojan-man 12-22-2009 08:56 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3009913)
Well guys Im back, not quite as thrilled about it as in the past, I got back here and bragged about Texas for the past two months, we got here, and first thing I did was take Monica and mica(my step daughter), to papasitos for lunch, I was excited to let them try some real texmex, cause you just cant get it like that in florida, while we ate lunch, some of the lowest mother fu(kers on the planet, broke into the car with a screwdriver, and stole everyone of our bags, all of micas christmas presents were inside, all of what monica bought me, all of what I bought my nephews, all our family christmas cards, and of course the basics clothes and etc, it was about a $5000 hit, it hurts to have your new family raped like that, in a place you love, call home, and want to move back to, and even worst to know some motherfu(kers are low enough to steal a childs toys on christmas, Monica couldnt speak for about two hours, and mica, just smile, told me its ok, we will still have fun, and hasnt complained once about losing anything, this kid is a champ, I swear, she is sure santa is bringing her a white nintendo dsi, for being good all year, (it was stolen), of course Im going to kill myself to make sure I find another one she deserves it,, if I had the time Id keep waiting in the papasitos parking lot to catch these guys in the act, I swear to every one of you I will sit in jail for what I plan on doing to these motherfu9kers, and Im going to keep looking when I have time, all I want for christmas now is to have these low lifes sit in the intensive care unit for christmas,


thats sucks kevin, sorry to hear that budd. Lemme know if I can help with anything.

wstultz 12-22-2009 09:00 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3009913)
Well guys Im back, not quite as thrilled about it as in the past, I got back here and bragged about Texas for the past two months, we got here, and first thing I did was take Monica and mica(my step daughter), to papasitos for lunch, I was excited to let them try some real texmex, cause you just cant get it like that in florida, while we ate lunch, some of the lowest mother fu(kers on the planet, broke into the car with a screwdriver, and stole everyone of our bags, all of micas christmas presents were inside, all of what monica bought me, all of what I bought my nephews, all our family christmas cards, and of course the basics clothes and etc, it was about a $5000 hit, it hurts to have your new family raped like that, in a place you love, call home, and want to move back to, and even worst to know some motherfu(kers are low enough to steal a childs toys on christmas, Monica couldnt speak for about two hours, and mica, just smile, told me its ok, we will still have fun, and hasnt complained once about losing anything, this kid is a champ, I swear, she is sure santa is bringing her a white nintendo dsi, for being good all year, (it was stolen), of course Im going to kill myself to make sure I find another one she deserves it,, if I had the time Id keep waiting in the papasitos parking lot to catch these guys in the act, I swear to every one of you I will sit in jail for what I plan on doing to these motherfu9kers, and Im going to keep looking when I have time, all I want for christmas now is to have these low lifes sit in the intensive care unit for christmas,

Man that blows? Let me know if you catch them. We can keep them in an undisclosed place for a few weeks before we call the cops. Glad to hear you are back. Let me know when you all get the time to hang out I'd love to meet your wife and new step daughter. If you're still here there's the usual party at my house for new years.

tomtbone1993 12-22-2009 09:08 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3009913)
Well guys Im back, not quite as thrilled about it as in the past, I got back here and bragged about Texas for the past two months, we got here, and first thing I did was take Monica and mica(my step daughter), to papasitos for lunch, I was excited to let them try some real texmex, cause you just cant get it like that in florida, while we ate lunch, some of the lowest mother fu(kers on the planet, broke into the car with a screwdriver, and stole everyone of our bags, all of micas christmas presents were inside, all of what monica bought me, all of what I bought my nephews, all our family christmas cards, and of course the basics clothes and etc, it was about a $5000 hit, it hurts to have your new family raped like that, in a place you love, call home, and want to move back to, and even worst to know some motherfu(kers are low enough to steal a childs toys on christmas, Monica couldnt speak for about two hours, and mica, just smile, told me its ok, we will still have fun, and hasnt complained once about losing anything, this kid is a champ, I swear, she is sure santa is bringing her a white nintendo dsi, for being good all year, (it was stolen), of course Im going to kill myself to make sure I find another one she deserves it,, if I had the time Id keep waiting in the papasitos parking lot to catch these guys in the act, I swear to every one of you I will sit in jail for what I plan on doing to these motherfu9kers, and Im going to keep looking when I have time, all I want for christmas now is to have these low lifes sit in the intensive care unit for christmas,

That sucks buddy.....Let me try and turn this negative into a positive...it was all material things that can be replaced, you can write off all the stolen items on your 09 Tax Return, You can go on the news and tell your story and become a reality star like the balloon boy, sorry buddy.....

tomtbone1993 12-22-2009 09:13 AM

Does Spik1 look like a b!tch???

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6csp2fZt2E[/YOUTUBE]

tomtbone1993 12-22-2009 09:19 AM

Rest as ease Spik1 ...I am sending over the Wolf

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANPsH...eature=related[/YOUTUBE]

joew. 12-22-2009 09:28 AM

I say we go down to piney shores and fu(k up those guys that talked shiet two years ago. It won't get your stuff back but it will feel good for a little while.

Then we can go drink a bunch of scotch and see where the night leads.

Rcolter 12-22-2009 09:37 AM

I wanna go play too! Im a good drunk!

tomtbone1993 12-22-2009 09:55 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3010023)
I say we go down to piney shores and fu(k up those guys that talked shiet two years ago. It won't get your stuff back but it will feel good for a little while.

Then we can go drink a bunch of scotch and see where the night leads.

do you mean those best buy muther phuckers???? :lolhit:

On Time 12-22-2009 10:42 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3009913)
Well guys Im back, not quite as thrilled about it as in the past, I got back here and bragged about Texas for the past two months, we got here, and first thing I did was take Monica and mica(my step daughter), to papasitos for lunch, I was excited to let them try some real texmex, cause you just cant get it like that in florida, while we ate lunch, some of the lowest mother fu(kers on the planet, broke into the car with a screwdriver, and stole everyone of our bags, all of micas christmas presents were inside, all of what monica bought me, all of what I bought my nephews, all our family christmas cards, and of course the basics clothes and etc, it was about a $5000 hit, it hurts to have your new family raped like that, in a place you love, call home, and want to move back to, and even worst to know some motherfu(kers are low enough to steal a childs toys on christmas, Monica couldnt speak for about two hours, and mica, just smile, told me its ok, we will still have fun, and hasnt complained once about losing anything, this kid is a champ, I swear, she is sure santa is bringing her a white nintendo dsi, for being good all year, (it was stolen), of course Im going to kill myself to make sure I find another one she deserves it,, if I had the time Id keep waiting in the papasitos parking lot to catch these guys in the act, I swear to every one of you I will sit in jail for what I plan on doing to these motherfu9kers, and Im going to keep looking when I have time, all I want for christmas now is to have these low lifes sit in the intensive care unit for christmas,

So sorry to hear about that. What a terrible, $hit deal. But I agree w/ T Bone - the HUMANS are safe and sound. Any witnesses? Which Pappas were you at?

tomtbone1993 12-22-2009 12:06 PM

It appears kelly and I will not be living in River Plantaion either.....

http://www.montgomerycountynews.net/...icle&view=1133

On Time 12-22-2009 01:19 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3010151)
It appears kelly and I will not be living in River Plantaion either.....

http://www.montgomerycountynews.net/...icle&view=1133

There are some great deals now on really cool places near Memorial Park. Check out Camp Logan. Its near where you work.

tomtbone1993 12-22-2009 01:29 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3010196)
There are some great deals now on really cool places near Memorial Park. Check out Camp Logan. Its near where you work.

but not near where kelly works, we are trying to split it up.

On Time 12-22-2009 02:48 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3010202)
but not near where kelly works, we are trying to split it up.

Then The Woodlands is for you.

jeff1000man 12-22-2009 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3009611)
If anyone is looking for a Manhouse here it is......http://search.har.com/engine/502-Sta...AR94840031.htm

Kelly and I looked at it yesterday, the back yard and shop is awesome.....the house is just to small for what we want.

That is a lot of chit for the money.

tomtbone1993 12-22-2009 04:14 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3010315)
That is a lot of chit for the money.

then sell me yours and buy that one......

jeff1000man 12-22-2009 04:17 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3010333)
then sell me yours and buy that one......

Bring a reasonable offer to the table. Others have been, and they aren't far away from what I told you months ago.

tomtbone1993 12-22-2009 04:26 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3010336)
Bring a reasonable offer to the table. Others have been, and they aren't far away from what I told you months ago.

considering what is out their for 500K on HAR I would take an offer that is close to the number you gave me:coolcowboy:


http://search.har.com/engine/12571-S...AR63555438.htm


http://search.har.com/engine/11389-G...AR90571147.htm

tomtbone1993 12-22-2009 04:41 PM

the only good news I have had all day.....

WASHINGTON – Want to keep IRS auditors away? Keep your earnings under $200,000 and they won't bother you 99 percent of the time.

IRS enforcement numbers, released Tuesday, show that returns under that amount have a 1 percent chance of getting audited.

Returns showing income of $200,000 and above have a nearly 3 percent audit chance. The percentage jumps to more than 6 percent for returns showing earnings of $1 million or more.

The percentages apply to both individual and joint returns.

The number of audits jumped 11 percent from 2008 to 2009 for returns with earnings of $200,000 or more, but rose 30 percent for returns showing earnings of $1 million or more. For those under $200,000 the number of audits remained steady.

The IRS conducted 1.4 million audits of individual returns in the financial year ended Sept. 30, with more than 1 million conducted through correspondence with the taxpayer. The others were conducted through face-to-face meetings with IRS auditors.

The IRS does not do random audits, but does conduct "research audits" that will test compliance in business tax categories. In 2010, the target will be payroll taxes, according to Steve Miller, deputy commissioner for enforcement.

What happens if you're audited while unemployed? The IRS may give you a break.

"While our assessments were up, the ability to pay went down drastically" due to the economy, Miller said. "We have a series of tools. We can have them pay partially, over time. If the money is not collectible, it's treated as non-collectible. It's going to depend on each case.

"We have to ensure there's a balance between our responsibility to collect taxes with economic realities. We give people more time and determine how fast they can pay and whether they can pay."

The total revenue collected from IRS enforcement actions, $48.9 billion in 2009, is a drop from $56.4 billion in 2008 and $59.2 billion in 2007.

Miller said the higher numbers in 2007 and 2008 reflect collections from settlements of several major tax shelter cases.

The IRS has stepped up its examination of tax-exempt organizations, checking the books of more than 10,000 groups in 2009 compared to 7,800 the previous year.

The number of business tax returns examined was down slightly in 2009 from the previous year


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