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bigandy 12-16-2009 10:12 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3006400)
New Years bash will be held at the Stultz Ranch again this year. There will be fire, mud, alcohol, atvs, guns, dogs, and fireworks. That's all the ingredients for America's
Funniest Home Videos and "you might be a redneck if....." You can pass out at the house or in the pond, it's up to you.

you should get a hot tub..... that would be fun. Although i guess the ole Stimac days are behind us :)

On Time 12-16-2009 10:13 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3006457)
growing like a weed......she is starting to sleep through the night....:coolcowboy:

Good - our new one is too, much earlier than the first one. Ashley wants a new boat :eek: and she told her Daddy she wants a Scarab this time.

wstultz 12-16-2009 10:22 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3006731)
you should get a hot tub..... that would be fun. Although i guess the ole Stimac days are behind us :)

I have a hot tub but I don't want you filth mongers clogging up the jets.:lolhit::evilb:

Rcolter 12-16-2009 10:23 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3006731)
you should get a hot tub..... that would be fun. Although i guess the ole Stimac days are behind us :)

Yeah we have all grown up so much. Just some of us are still hanging with the same age girls as we were back then?:party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 12-16-2009 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3006732)
Good - our new one is too, much earlier than the first one. Ashley wants a new boat :eek: and she told her Daddy she wants a Scarab this time.

Sounds like you have a smart girl there :drink::drink::drink:

On Time 12-16-2009 12:23 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3006795)
Sounds like you have a smart girl there :drink::drink::drink:

Yea the $$$$$$$$$$ is starting already...

tomtbone1993 12-16-2009 12:48 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3006795)
Sounds like you have a smart girl there :drink::drink::drink:

Do you have the number for Scarab's customer service???? sounds to me like his daughter is scared of going fast......:coolcowboy::party-smiley-004::lolhit:

tomtbone1993 12-16-2009 02:12 PM

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.


Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly, can leave early today."


Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question first."


Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."


Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."


Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."


Teacher: "That's right Nancy. You may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these *****es would keep their mouths shut!"


The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"


Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

jeff1000man 12-16-2009 05:02 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3006810)
Do you have the number for Scarab's customer service???? sounds to me like his daughter is scared of going fast......:coolcowboy::party-smiley-004::lolhit:

1-800-FOUNTAIN.......

Oh, wait that is cut off as well. :evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 12-16-2009 05:07 PM

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Happy belated B Day Joew. Since I said it yesterday in person, I am sure you will let me slide. I have been busy all day monkeying with the Santa Boat. :boat:

I saw it on the trailer at the house, and I thought to myself. How cool would it be if I just posponed delivery for another couple weeks, got the yard arms from Boat Man and stuck this thing in my yard with a giant inflatable santa, and the rest of the christmas lights??????

Then I thought...... Nope. Not gonna do it.

She is sounding healthy though. It was getting pretty late for an initial run today, so I am going to try for the morning. Weather is supposed to be awesome Fri, so we should be able to shake her out Friday.

tomtbone1993 12-16-2009 06:50 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3006946)
II am going to try for the morning. Weather is supposed to be awesome Fri, so we should be able to shake her out Friday.


what happen to the plans you and i had for Friday??

jeff1000man 12-16-2009 09:18 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3006988)
what happen to the plans you and i had for Friday??

we still have those plans for the AM. :coolcowboy: I need you to call me thurs, so I can get things scheduled out.

jeff1000man 12-16-2009 09:25 PM

:kiss:Now this is my kind of Skater :kiss:

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o32157-en.html

On Time 12-16-2009 10:35 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3007097)
:kiss:Now this is my kind of Skater :kiss:

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o32157-en.html

Arnies too! That is a beauty.


So when are you going out? I'll film you if you test drive her Sat AM and drive by my house.

joew. 12-17-2009 11:41 AM

This Sat at my house. Come by anytime. i plan to start the festivities at noon going well into the morning!!!!!

I have couches and beds so you can stay if you do not want to drive.

I think Johnny K is bringing the big pitt over for some ribs and brisket.
BBQ, shoot pool, Wade on the guitar hero, horse shoes, etc....

jeff1000man 12-17-2009 12:26 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3007142)
Arnies too! That is a beauty.


So when are you going out? I'll film you if you test drive her Sat AM and drive by my house.

Boat has a bad power steering pump. I am trying to find one now. It might push it back again. :angry-smiley-038:

wstultz 12-17-2009 01:38 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3007356)
This Sat at my house. Come by anytime. i plan to start the festivities at noon going well into the morning!!!!!

I have couches and beds so you can stay if you do not want to drive.

I think Johnny K is bringing the big pitt over for some ribs and brisket.
BBQ, shoot pool, Wade on the guitar hero, horse shoes, etc....

Damn addictive games.:angry-smiley-038:

jeff1000man 12-17-2009 02:06 PM

Dear Santa ,

I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.

Love,

Susan



Dear Susan,

Milk gives me the ****s and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jim Beam.

Santa

jeff1000man 12-17-2009 02:36 PM

I read this earlier. So true. So true.

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand

spk1 12-17-2009 03:44 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3007437)
I read this earlier. So true. So true.

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand

Im going to leave that one alone, instead, I will leave you this to keep gregory performance performing.

Offer them $7-8k, use the 496 to build urself some nice modern power, and drop something cheap and stock into this boat and get it sold for 18k. :evilb:

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=4298

On Time 12-17-2009 03:56 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3007476)
Im going to leave that one alone, instead, I will leave you this to keep gregory performance performing.

Offer them $7-8k, use the 496 to build urself some nice modern power, and drop something cheap and stock into this boat and get it sold for 18k. :evilb:

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=4298

Dandy idea

mba1620 12-17-2009 04:39 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3007476)

Offer them $1-3k, use the 496 to build urself some nice modern power, and drop something cheap and stock into this boat. This project will take you anywhere between 3 to 4 years to complete. After that then find someone to trade with you for a 1980 project boat to continue the process:evilb:

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=4298

This is Gregory Performance. I edited your post

Rcolter 12-17-2009 04:41 PM

http://www.fox2now.com/videobeta/?wa...2-d8840f86c965

Anyone wanna start valeting cars? Looks fun!!!

Trojan-man 12-17-2009 07:40 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3006810)
Do you have the number for Scarab's customer service???? sounds to me like his daughter is scared of going fast......:coolcowboy::party-smiley-004::lolhit:

Yeah its the same number as fountains !! :lolhit::party-smiley-004::lolhit:

tomtbone1993 12-17-2009 09:35 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3007635)
Yeah its the same number as fountains !! :lolhit::party-smiley-004::lolhit:

It wasn't funny when Jeffro posted it, still not funny after you repeated it two days later....but here is the number. Ask for Dave he is very helpful.:party-smiley-004:

http://www.fountainpowerboats.com/cu...es_contact.asp

On Time 12-17-2009 10:03 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3007691)
It wasn't funny when Jeffro posted it, still not funny after you repeated it two days later....but here is the number. Ask for Dave he is very helpful.:party-smiley-004:

http://www.fountainpowerboats.com/cu...es_contact.asp

Smooth would look good like that

joew. 12-18-2009 10:08 AM

Which one of you boys made Jeff walk home from Wal Mart??????? He sent me a txt at 4:30am that he just made it home from the walk. I bet that was cold:party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 12-18-2009 12:27 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3007850)
Which one of you boys made Jeff walk home from Wal Mart??????? He sent me a txt at 4:30am that he just made it home from the walk. I bet that was cold:party-smiley-004:

I wish I would have known he was walking through at that time of night. I would have had him stop and feed Reese so I could have continued my sleep in my warm bed.....:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 12-18-2009 12:45 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3007850)
Which one of you boys made Jeff walk home from Wal Mart??????? He sent me a txt at 4:30am that he just made it home from the walk. I bet that was cold:party-smiley-004:

Only because I was wearing a T shirt. :lolhit:

On Time 12-18-2009 12:50 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3007900)
Only because I was wearing a T shirt. :lolhit:

What's up at 430AM? They don't sell beer at that time

jeff1000man 12-18-2009 12:52 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3007904)
What's up at 430AM? They don't sell beer at that time

Louie ghosted so I didn't have a ride home. He forgets sometimes.

boatman22 12-18-2009 03:47 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3007906)
Louie ghosted so I didn't have a ride home. He forgets sometimes.

TAXI ?

spk1 12-18-2009 05:35 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3007904)
What's up at 430AM? They don't sell beer at that time

Howw many times do I need to tell you jeffroo, put the hookas in yourr carrr, lol dont get in the hookas car,, they will leave u in the wallmart parking lot every time!, lol :evilb:

boatman22 12-18-2009 06:18 PM

spk1...he will never learn:lolhit:

Trojan-man 12-18-2009 08:35 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3008023)
spk1...he will never learn:lolhit:

He can't say too much in his 10 minute allowance to play on OSO .. :lolhit::lolhit::lolhit::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 12-18-2009 09:43 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3007961)
TAXI ?

I found out today that the guy that Louie and I were riding with actually did the ghosting. I also found out that we were in a bar fight. I also found out that Louie called 911 and tried to convince them that they needed to come give him and Mike a ride home. I am pretty sure that 911 won't give you a ride home if you are drunk in public. I am also pretty sure that Mrs. Gonzalez was not very happy with him this morning when he got home.

Sounds like we had a real good time last night. :lolhit::coolcowboy::party-smiley-004:

spk1 12-19-2009 12:13 AM

What engine would you pick, mercruiser 502 efi, or a hp 500?

spk1 12-19-2009 12:14 AM

Tbone, do you have a line on a under 10k and less 2003-05 infinity g35 4door. 75k miles or less?

boatman22 12-19-2009 05:14 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3008167)
What engine would you pick, mercruiser 502 efi, or a hp 500?

HP500

tomtbone1993 12-19-2009 10:22 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3008169)
Tbone, do you have a line on a under 10k and less 2003-05 infinity g35 4door. 75k miles or less?

Less than 10K is below wholesell.

12/01/09 SKYLINE Regular $10,500 43,428 Above Gray 6CY A Yes
12/03/09 ATLANTA Regular $11,200 47,419 Above SILVER 6G A Yes
11/19/09 ATLANTA Regular $10,800 54,395 Above SILVER 6G A Yes
12/15/09 ALBUQUE Regular $9,100 55,437 Above GREEN 6G A Yes
11/19/09 ATLANTA Regular $11,500 61,385 Above Silver 6G A No
11/19/09 MANHEIM Regular $9,800 64,372 Above SILVER 6G A Yes
12/16/09 BAY CITI Regular $10,300 67,801 Above BLACK 6G A Yes
12/02/09 NADE Regular $8,800 70,226 Avg Beige 6G A Yes
12/18/09 MANHEIM Regular $9,300 70,726 Above SILVER 6G A Yes
12/07/09 AYCOCK Lease $8,600 71,465 Avg WHITE 6G A Yes
11/25/09 BAY CITI Lease $10,500 74,296 Above WHITE 6G A Yes


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