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jeff1000man 07-16-2010 10:02 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3160167)
Guess we are all in the wrong business.

We need to open a marine center so we can go to all of the Poker Runs on the Earf!

Must be highly profitable...... :coolcowboy:

I'm jealous.

Rcolter 07-16-2010 10:51 AM

I am too.

I know that boat of his sits more that just two.

Guess my invite is still in the mail???:party-smiley-004:

LCBoater22 07-16-2010 01:39 PM

HALF OFF ALL BOATING PRODUCTS/SERVICES AT TMR!!! FRIDAY - SUNDAY!!! (unless Boatman's boat breaks down and he comes back early) CASH ONLY!!!

jeff1000man 07-16-2010 01:57 PM


Originally Posted by LCBoater22 (Post 3160711)
HALF OFF ALL BOATING PRODUCTS/SERVICES AT TMR!!! FRIDAY - SUNDAY!!! (unless Boatman's boat breaks down and he comes back early) CASH ONLY!!!

That's funny since half off is still 100% Mark up....... :evilb::evilb::evilb:

Just kidding boatman. Have fun and see you when you get back. Still jealous, since I have never been to that poker run.

On Time 07-16-2010 02:47 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3159999)
Heading out to Lake Travis for the Porker Run........chirp...chirp:lolhit:

Have a GREAT TIME!!

We're doing the Boat Club PR at Clear lake. Anybody else going down for that? :drink:

On Time 07-16-2010 02:48 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3160719)
That's funny since half off is still 100% Mark up....... :evilb::evilb::evilb:

Just kidding boatman. Have fun and see you when you get back. Still jealous, since I have never been to that poker run.

I'd get the headers that would be a great price.

jeff1000man 07-16-2010 02:48 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3160751)
Have a GREAT TIME!!

We're doing the Boat Club PR at Clear lake. Anybody else going down for that? :drink:

NO

On Time 07-16-2010 02:49 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3160753)
NO

Why not ? It was a great time last year.

jeff1000man 07-16-2010 02:50 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3160752)
I'd get the headers that would be a great price.

What headers??

jeff1000man 07-16-2010 02:54 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3160755)
Why not ? It was a great time last year.

Funny how you don't have time to get your boat out for a TOPPS event, but you do for that other club........... :party-smiley-004:

We are watching you :party-smiley-004:

:bigbird::lolhit:

On Time 07-16-2010 03:16 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3160760)
Funny how you don't have time to get out for a TOPPS event


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3160760)
,We are watching you :party-smiley-004:

:bigbird::lolhit:

U - HMM. You didn't see me at the TOPPS event? You didn't take my money for it? Which girl (or boy) were you ogling last Saturday???

LCBoater22 07-16-2010 03:30 PM

Got a favor to ask - economy has hit my aunt (and the rest of the world) pretty hard & she's pretty desperately looking for a job. She has experience in office/clerical work, indoor/outside sales. If any of your guys' companies are hiring for that kind of position, please, please, let me know. Thank you very much.

jeff1000man 07-16-2010 03:33 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3160793)
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U - HMM. You didn't see me at the TOPPS event? You didn't take my money for it? Which girl (or boy) were you ogling last Saturday???

You did not see me ogling anyone's girl. lol.

I was just busting your balls for not getting your boat out, we know yo were there.

Attendance without a boat is only a 25% credit :evilb::lolhit:

tomtbone1993 07-16-2010 03:37 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3160803)
You did not see me ogling anyone's girl. lol.

I was just busting your balls for not getting your boat out, we know yo were there.

Attendance without a boat is only a 25% credit :evilb::lolhit:

What boat of yours was at the run?

tomtbone1993 07-16-2010 03:39 PM


Originally Posted by LCBoater22 (Post 3160799)
Got a favor to ask - economy has hit my aunt (and the rest of the world) pretty hard & she's pretty desperately looking for a job. She has experience in office/clerical work, indoor/outside sales. If any of your guys' companies are hiring for that kind of position, please, please, let me know. Thank you very much.

Will she show up on time and work Saturdays?

jeff1000man 07-16-2010 03:45 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3160805)
What boat of yours was at the run?

I would have had a boat in the run, but I had to spend my time taking care of all the stuff that we could not find any help doing.

What boat of yours was in the run????????

On Time 07-16-2010 03:49 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3160812)
I would have had a boat in the run, but I had to spend my time taking care of all the stuff that we could not find any help doing.

What boat of yours was in the run????????

Well at least I saw T bones' boat IN THE WATER.

And by the way Jeff thanks for a nice enjoyable event. But that card rigging you promised would win me the pot didn't work.

jeff1000man 07-16-2010 03:50 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3160813)
Well at least I saw T bones' boat IN THE WATER.[/I]

Which is more than we can say for yours. Back to the original point............................................ :lolhit:

LCBoater22 07-16-2010 03:51 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3160808)
Will she show up on time and work Saturdays?

Yes. "My aunt" isn't codeword for "myself". Thank you.

jeff1000man 07-16-2010 03:55 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3160813)
But that card rigging you promised would win me the pot didn't work.

I had to renig on the arrangement when I saw that you weren't going to be a captain.

jeff1000man 07-16-2010 03:59 PM


Originally Posted by LCBoater22 (Post 3160799)
Got a favor to ask - economy has hit my aunt (and the rest of the world) pretty hard & she's pretty desperately looking for a job. She has experience in office/clerical work, indoor/outside sales. If any of your guys' companies are hiring for that kind of position, please, please, let me know. Thank you very much.

Can she turn wrenches and sweep floors. I need someone to work on all these boats, and spk1's, and wash the Lake Lounge and I am sure there are other guys that need their boats washed at Inland.

That would be a pretty steady gig I would think.........:kiss:

wstultz 07-16-2010 11:06 PM

Good looking old rig at a decent price......

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o24323-en.html

wstultz 07-16-2010 11:41 PM

Very cool old racer. Not sure but there used to be an old activator race boat that looked just like this. Anyone have any ideas on what kind it is?

http://longisland.craigslist.org/boa/1846046647.html

jeff1000man 07-17-2010 08:55 AM

Doing

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=5423

jeff1000man 07-17-2010 09:13 AM

deadliest catch geico commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPRT-...eature=related

bigandy 07-17-2010 10:28 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3161189)

tha capt who was coughing up blood in th last season died last week....

bigandy 07-17-2010 10:33 AM

http://www.khou.com/news/local/Frien...-98648219.html

i watched cocaine cowboys the other day and i am sure if they saw this headline they are rolling over in their graves....

enough money to make a run to pizza hut, a perscriptions worth of cough medicine, and less real drugs than get spilled on the flooor at night at shannies... fuqin douschebag cops, why dont they find out who stole my dog or something really important like making sure i dont leave with my water from papas for my long walk home.... :angry-smiley-038::lolhit::angry-smiley-038:

tomtbone1993 07-17-2010 10:43 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3161228)
tha capt who was coughing up blood in th last season died last week....

I guess three packs of smokes and a case of redbull a day is not good for you.....pretty sad episode, also sad that his son has turned into a junkie

tomtbone1993 07-17-2010 10:44 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3161230)
http://www.khou.com/news/local/Frien...-98648219.html

i watched cocaine cowboys the other day and i am sure if they saw this headline they are rolling over in their graves....

enough money to make a run to pizza hut, a perscriptions worth of cough medicine, and less real drugs than get spilled on the flooor at night at shannies... fuqin douschebag cops, why dont they find out who stole my dog or something really important like making sure i dont leave with my water from papas for my long walk home.... :angry-smiley-038::lolhit::angry-smiley-038:

your dog was stolen?? when did this happen??

jeff1000man 07-17-2010 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3161230)
http://www.khou.com/news/local/Frien...-98648219.html

i watched cocaine cowboys the other day and i am sure if they saw this headline they are rolling over in their graves....

enough money to make a run to pizza hut, a perscriptions worth of cough medicine, and less real drugs than get spilled on the flooor at night at shannies... fuqin douschebag cops, why dont they find out who stole my dog or something really important like making sure i dont leave with my water from papas for my long walk home.... :angry-smiley-038::lolhit::angry-smiley-038:

That's barely enough stuff to get 5 guys through a good week.......... :bong:

jeff1000man 07-17-2010 10:53 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3161240)
I guess three packs of smokes and a case of redbull a day is not good for you.....pretty sad episode, also sad that his son has turned into a junkie

You think the rest of those guys staying up for 50 hour shifts AREN'T on something??????? :lolhit:

jeff1000man 07-17-2010 12:38 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paCOsIRWqBw&NR=1

jeff1000man 07-17-2010 12:49 PM

Inspiration for TBONE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77uIQ...eature=related

tomtbone1993 07-17-2010 08:12 PM

Contracts to Dr. Blackwood for winning 1st place at Travis today

jeff1000man 07-18-2010 12:16 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3161427)
Contracts to Dr. Blackwood for winning 1st place at Travis today

Contracts to captain tethlong for striking again........ :evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 07-18-2010 12:18 AM

Thanks to Mrs. Wade Stultz for making dinner, and thanks to Wade for having the necessary tools.

The engine is in the Magnum after 2 years. Now I just need to get everything hooked up and see how she likes being back in the water. :boat:

bigandy 07-18-2010 09:51 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3161289)

this is a run everyone should make, MaryAndy had one of the best boataing experiences ever thanks in big part to TMR and Tbone and their spouses... tbone is that robinson at the table at the end of the video trying to win his own car???

:evilb:

imagine our run if it started on Monday and ended the next Monday and had activities everyday in between. And if our stops were a hundred miles apart from each other and took a GPS and a navigator and a pilot barge to get there.... and then imagine if all those activities had a tent there :)

bigandy 07-18-2010 09:57 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3161517)
Contracts to captain tethlong for striking again........ :evilb::evilb:

dont be to quick to contract Capt Tethlong there Sargeant Stoopid... your "Doing" on the previous page is missing some letters tooo..... :lolhit:

jeff1000man 07-18-2010 10:30 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3161666)
this is a run everyone should make, MaryAndy had one of the best boataing experiences ever thanks in big part to TMR and Tbone and their spouses... tbone is that robinson at the table at the end of the video trying to win his own car???

:evilb:

imagine our run if it started on Monday and ended the next Monday and had activities everyday in between. And if our stops were a hundred miles apart from each other and took a GPS and a navigator and a pilot barge to get there.... and then imagine if all those activities had a tent there :)

You mean Bill Robbins? Yes that is him.

And your sarcasm as it applies to the TOPPS events that you are impying is clearly received. Let it be noted that your opinion is highly cherished.

ANd the rest of OUR members would like to relay how much class they thought you brought to the event by running around with a pitcher of vodka and tryng to hit on the 12 year old girls that were guests of the resort. I am sure that whos ever guest you were was very proud to have you on his list. As a matter of fact, I think that comment was made in those exact words several times in regards to your conduct.

Since you hold our events in such high regard, and they don't ever seem to be up to your high standards, feel free to exclude yourself from them in the future.

jeff1000man 07-18-2010 10:56 AM

I think this reporter called it a STINK BOAT??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibx_x...eature=related


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