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tomtbone1993 05-11-2010 03:19 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3108060)
Working on it dude. Glad to see one of your boats will make it to the water this summer. The good ole' faithful Mariah does it again.

Just because he had somone clean it for free does not mean he will put it in the water, he will still need to do some sort of trade to get fuel in it.....i would also bet the jack was pucked before it was dropped off for the detail......but who knows....:)

wstultz 05-11-2010 03:38 PM

Blackwood special. Some Assembly required. :).....

http://www.boattrader.com/listing/19...0-Cat-96813895

spk1 05-11-2010 08:25 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3108104)
Blackwood special. Some Assembly required. :).....

http://www.boattrader.com/listing/19...0-Cat-96813895

Nothing special there, that hull has been sitting uncovered for about two years, maybe more, before they cleaned it, it looked like they pulled it up from the bottom of the ocean. I am pretty sure it was full of rain water most of the time it sat, the engines and drives are probably good, because they werent in the boat all the time it sat.

tomtbone1993 05-11-2010 09:16 PM

This thread needs to be brought back to life.....

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tomtbone1993 05-11-2010 09:38 PM

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bigandy 05-11-2010 10:51 PM

Awesome tbone!!!! i had two fall guy trucks before i got into the Ford business.... good finds, they are remaking the A team into a movie... comes out this summer i believe... will be a club 105 must see!!!

tomtbone1993 05-11-2010 11:15 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3108517)
Awesome tbone!!!! i had two fall guy trucks before i got into the Ford business.... good finds, they are remaking the A team into a movie... comes out this summer i believe... will be a club 105 must see!!!

Thank you....although I am no longer going by the nick name tbone...From today on I will be known as String Fellow Hawk:coolcowboy:

bigandy 05-12-2010 08:27 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3108528)
Thank you....although I am no longer going by the nick name tbone...From today on I will be known as String Fellow Hawk:coolcowboy:

ok Manpon String Hawk..... dont say i never tried to buy anything from you, i have been attending the Mush mouth school of negotiating and making friends and i am ready!!!

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tomtbone1993 05-12-2010 10:43 AM

[QUOTE=bigandy;3108682]ok Manpon String Hawk..... dont say i never tried to buy anything from you,


You have tried numerous times.......:lolhit:

jeff1000man 05-12-2010 11:22 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3108682)
ok Manpon String Hawk..... dont say i never tried to buy anything from you, i have been attending the Mush mouth school of negotiating and making friends and i am ready!!!

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Funny business

BY U BOY 05-12-2010 11:46 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3108682)
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Offer him a some corn nuts and a box of peanutbutter patties,i think that is his weakness:grinser010:

tomtbone1993 05-12-2010 11:54 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3108816)
Offer him a some corn nuts and a box of peanutbutter patties,i think that is his weakness:grinser010:

sounds like the pot calling the kettle black you would have rolled over for a slice of birthday sheet cake........:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 05-12-2010 12:02 PM

So has the LandRover houston firewall been turned off so you guys can get on OSO, or are ya'll taking the day off at home??:party-smiley-004:

BY U BOY 05-12-2010 12:11 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3108823)
sounds like the pot calling the kettle black you would have rolled over for a slice of birthday sheet cake........:party-smiley-004:

Only if it had creamcheese iceing:lolhit:

BY U BOY 05-12-2010 12:12 PM

How long until Spick buys this?

http://scubacraft.com/

jeff1000man 05-12-2010 12:19 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3108834)
How long until Spick buys this?

http://scubacraft.com/

That has "**** you that's who's driving" all over it.

Excuse me sir, can you please look at this flashlight and blow in this machine?

Answer, GFY, DIVE DIVE DIVE.

tomtbone1993 05-12-2010 12:25 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3108834)
How long until Spick buys this?

http://scubacraft.com/

he won't buy one until its 30 years old and being sold with out power....:party-smiley-004::lolhit:

jeff1000man 05-12-2010 12:28 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3108840)
he won't buy one until its 30 years old and being sold with out power....:party-smiley-004::lolhit:

BIP

wstultz 05-12-2010 12:28 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3108837)
That has "**** you that's who's driving" all over it.

Excuse me sir, can you please look at this flashlight and blow in this machine?

Answer, GFY, DIVE DIVE DIVE.

BONG!!!! One ping only!:lolhit:

wstultz 05-12-2010 12:29 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3108840)
he won't buy one until its 30 years old and being sold with out power....:party-smiley-004::lolhit:

I agree it doesn't have the old school lines as the old go-fast/submersables did.:lolhit::evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-12-2010 01:14 PM

MAN TEST
> 1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a
> queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and
> have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing
> the Oprah diet...***got.
>
> 2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer--
> it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate
> touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just
> think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your
> ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun,
> come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeez you're so queer.
>
> 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such
> nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on
> BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or
> tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a ***.
>
> 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a
> parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is
> his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
>
> 5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as fairy as
> Tinkerbelle. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy
> Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man
> there too.
>
> 6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colours or four
> different types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might
> as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory
> space in his brain to remember all of that crap.. If you can pick out
> chartreuse you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other
> than cotton or denim, you are a peter puffer.
>
> 7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to
> tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at
> a slow-assed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he
> needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold
> his beer.
>
> 8. If you do not send this off to all the males on your email list
> because you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitely
> on the verge of being a salami smuggler.

Trojan-man 05-12-2010 06:09 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3107932)
have to give out props to someone but not taking anything away from my friends but i think credit is due...

i won a free detail from dockside marine at a topps event, coupons been expired for a year, took them my nastiest boat, uncovered mariah three years later, not only did they clean the shiat out of it on an all day detail for free but since i dropped it off with a working jack and it broke there :) they replaced it at no charge... first class in my opinion... i know TMR has done the same for its customers on a bigger scale and it just goes to show boat people are good a$$ people!!!

lets have a good summer boys... stayleys scarab is hanging in the lift and stromans boat has been out this season and here sit all the hardcore boaters typin on their keyboards... except chad, he went out in a boat, but then got in a bind and had to have his girlfriend put it on the trailer for him :)


Hahaha yeah....I don't even know which Andyism to attack first....lol, phuck it, I don't have all day :op:

jeff1000man 05-12-2010 06:12 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3109073)
Hahaha yeah....I don't even know which Andyism to attack first....lol, phuck it, I don't have all day :op:

I have been out in one of my boats at least once every month since last year

Trojan-man 05-12-2010 06:13 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3108086)
Just because he had somone clean it for free does not mean he will put it in the water, he will still need to do some sort of trade to get fuel in it.....i would also bet the jack was pucked before it was dropped off for the detail......but who knows....:)

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-12-2010 06:44 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3109078)
I have been out in one of my boats at least once every month since last year

thats great....since it is the second week of May and everything....:angry-smiley-038::lolhit:

jeff1000man 05-12-2010 06:48 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3109112)
thats great....since it is the second week of May and everything....:angry-smiley-038::lolhit:

I meant all winter

tomtbone1993 05-12-2010 07:01 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3109116)
I meant all winter

I figured that with January through March being winter and all...then you count April and May being Spring.....:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 05-12-2010 07:03 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3109127)
I figured that with January through March being winter and all...then you count April and May being Spring.....:party-smiley-004:

doesn't matter. we still boated all year. what's the point??

tomtbone1993 05-12-2010 07:10 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3109128)
doesn't matter. we still boated all year. what's the point??

nothing....kinda of like you responding to baldwick's post about andys bs only to follow up with i run one of my boats every month....one of these days i will be able to live the easy life like you and andy.....:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 05-12-2010 07:15 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3109135)
nothing....kinda of like you responding to baldwick's post about andys bs only to follow up with i run one of my boats every month....one of these days i will be able to live the easy life like you and andy.....:coolcowboy:

Andy and Baldwick live an easier life than I do. I can't even qualify for half the luxury that they do.

jeff1000man 05-12-2010 07:20 PM

By the way, I talked to joew today in regard to nov races. I have our travel agent from here at work beating up the Westin to see if he can get a better deal than the internet guys. If it is at least as good as them then I am going through him so that if there is a last minute change, we don't have to fight with the on line travel agencies like last year.

Anyone else going to be needing a room?

And yes, spk1 can sleep in the trash can again. :evilb::lolhit:

joew. 05-12-2010 07:47 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Insta...item35a7d99258

12v air conditioner.. I did not know they had this set up.

tomtbone1993 05-12-2010 10:47 PM

Bad AZZ old School Apache....read the thread backwards To much Apache Drama BS dut a awesome resin bucket:)

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/a...ammerhead.html

spk1 05-12-2010 10:52 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3108840)
he won't buy one until its 30 years old and being sold with out power....:party-smiley-004::lolhit:

Thats ok, even though your words are hurtful, I will still tow you back to shore. :evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-12-2010 10:56 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3109334)
Thats ok, even though your words are hurtful, I will still tow you back to shore. :evilb:

your new old bucket will be another year older before it gets to TX.........how our we suppose to bring it back to life with it being 10 states away......i posted all the miami vice videos for you little buddy:)

tomtbone1993 05-13-2010 09:54 PM

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jeff1000man 05-14-2010 01:57 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3109990)

1 roller from the sear ray or the mainship would break his spirits.

BY U BOY 05-15-2010 12:40 AM

just spent the last 5 hours tearing wet sheetrock and insulation out of the ceiling in the landry room looking for a leak in the roof(not having attic access in that part of the house sucks)then had to get on the roof to fix the damn leak. the relaxing night I had planned went in the chitter:angry-smiley-038:

I am so looking forward to hanging sheetrock and painting:lolhit:

tomtbone1993 05-15-2010 10:56 AM

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ1SzgeFS_4[/YOUTUBE]

tomtbone1993 05-15-2010 11:07 AM

Look who’s dropping in. Ronald McDonald LIVE!
Look who’s dropping in. Ronald McDonald LIVE!

Date: Saturday, May 15, 2010
Time: 1 pm – 3pm
Location – McDonald’s (Lake Conroe) 15476 Hwy. 105 West

The U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary Lake Conroe, Flotilla 69 members will be available for stress-free no-fault Vessel Exams. Boating safety information and tips can also be obtained at the display center for the Auxiliary.


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