Very nice. I've rubbed one out to the video a few times in the past.

Why was the last time this happened in 2007??? Damn we suck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s5Te...eature=related

The BS thread might be better used as a marriage/baby survival guide.
Potential Subjects include:
How to get out of Bed Bath and Beyond trips.
How to successfully get a night out at the bar.
How to keep your boat off the chopping block.
How to get to Key West and back and stay out of the doghouse
How to get your wifes permission to post on OSO

i sure miss the days before we got married and had kids...spik1 and i sure do look happy in that video...hell even wee man got his boat wet that weekend....i really wish i would have kept Smooth and converted her to a staggered...but phuck it too late now....

Phuck, I wish I had time to think about a running boat:angry-smiley-038:

You do have a staggered smooth. It's just a little newer and a different color.

That is the last time weeman's boat and biggayandy's big gay houtheboat saw water !! Good times that day, we need to do it again sometime soon !

me too brotha :party-smiley-004:

I can't even make this chit up.....

At 10:45 p.m. Sunday night, a man walked up to the teller window at the Woodforest Bank in the Wal-Mart store on Loop 336 and I-45 in Conroe. The suspect, identified by Conroe Police as 23-year-old Orlando Carnell Williams, told the teller to give him the money. No weapon or note was displayed. However, the teller complied, not knowing whether or not Williams was armed. Instead of fleeing the premises, Williams then started walking around inside the store.

Conroe Police responded to a hold-up alarm and the bandit was pointed out to them. Williams refused to comply with officers, resisting as they attempted to handcuff him.

He was arrested and transported to the Montgomery County Jail on robbery charges. As of this writing, Williams is held without bond.

Williams, who resides at 2020 Plantation in Conroe, was arrested on December 5, 2009 in Huntsville where he plead guilty to possession of a controlled substance.

I don't















Claudia's parents have money

I've been in that boat. I checked it out when it was at Ron's Yacht Brokerage in Kemah before the current owner bought it. The engines are about 600hp and it has Arneson drives. I know the shipyard in N.O. that built it. Normally they build tugboats. I think the hull is aluminum. The cabin looked like it was appointed for an Iranian Imam and originally it had a....chandelier. Lots of leopard fur patterns inside. The head is full of mirrors. Apparently its very heavy. But a real bargain at $12K and I know one of the TOPPS guys would just look lovely in it. It would be a real head turner! :party-smiley-004:

a gallon of simple green and a couple of towels and you would have the nicest quad turbo boat on the lake ... :lolhit: Claudia got money get her to buy it for you for Christmas... :evilb:

Claim another one for the Williams family. :evilb::evilb::coolcowboy::party-smiley-004:

Here's a morning zinger for ya.

Whats the status on the newest Stutlz?

Hey junk man buy the scardino

More info on Jeff's new project boat. Was purchased from RYB in 2000 for approx. $70K. He then fixed it up and cleaned it, had it "appraised" for $98K, and then tried to sell it for $100K on a trailer as a unique one-off super duper speed boat for a number of years without anyone showing serious interest. When he got tired of looking at it (and boy is he tired of looking at it I hear) he started coming to his senses offering it at $60K, $50K, and on down to the present $10K. I hope it won't be a total loss for this poor fellow.

Jeff, offer him $5K. :kiss:

:op:

You know whats funny about you running your mouth is that even TOM logged more hours out of his fountain in 2011 than you did.

The newest Stultz is still nice and comfortable in mama but she's running out of room.

Well I would have used all the boats more if they didn't need wheels to go in lake conroe

Mr. Vice President, Mr. Speaker, Members of the Senate, and of the House of Representatives:

Yesterday, December 7th, 1941 -- a date which will live in infamy -- the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.

The United States was at peace with that nation and, at the solicitation of Japan, was still in conversation with its government and its emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Pacific.

Indeed, one hour after Japanese air squadrons had commenced bombing in the American island of Oahu, the Japanese ambassador to the United States and his colleague delivered to our Secretary of State a formal reply to a recent American message. And while this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or of armed attack.

It will be recorded that the distance of Hawaii from Japan makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time, the Japanese government has deliberately sought to deceive the United States by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace.

The attack yesterday on the Hawaiian islands has caused severe damage to American naval and military forces. I regret to tell you that very many American lives have been lost. In addition, American ships have been reported torpedoed on the high seas between San Francisco and Honolulu.

Yesterday, the Japanese government also launched an attack against Malaya.

Last night, Japanese forces attacked Hong Kong.

Last night, Japanese forces attacked Guam.

Last night, Japanese forces attacked the Philippine Islands.

Last night, the Japanese attacked Wake Island.

And this morning, the Japanese attacked Midway Island.

Japan has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the Pacific area. The facts of yesterday and today speak for themselves. The people of the United States have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our nation.



As commander in chief of the Army and Navy, I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense. But always will our whole nation remember the character of the onslaught against us.

No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the American people in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory.

I believe that I interpret the will of the Congress and of the people when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost, but will make it very certain that this form of treachery shall never again endanger us.

Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory, and our interests are in grave danger.

With confidence in our armed forces, with the unbounding determination of our people, we will gain the inevitable triumph -- so help us God.

I ask that the Congress declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Japan on Sunday, December 7th, 1941, a state of war has existed between the United States and the Japanese empire.

This same complacency exists regarding the Islamic Republic of Iran and its nuclear weapons program. Wait for the surprise attack with their man seeking reelection in the US.

We should designate an hour each evening to get the BS thread back on track!

Okay go! You suck:lolhit:

Joe takes it in the can....:coolcowboy:

here are a few BS thread classics....

a few more.......

Dude the owned one makes me pee myself every time. That has to be the best one.

I like these too....

These too

For me its Shrek. Still LOL... :)

Ahhhh. Memories :coolcowboy:

"Fu(k it Dude, let's go bowling."

NICE round of Posts for the evening!!! The Sinking Chaparal picture still gets me everytime!

all right boys and girls....the line was drawn in the sand tonight at Joew. house.....its time to start working on the buckets and get them ready for Ticfaw...old man Williams is ready....We have until the first Saturday in May to get them ready.....

I am 99.99 % my schit box will not be making the trip. So anyone that has room for 2 deck hands I would still like to make the run.

If I had a grand for everytimg this has been posted on this thread I'd have a new set of drives

Didnt that night turn into a pistol whipping? :party-smiley-004:

Doesn't it always?:lolhit:

Geezzzzz, I said I was sorry:lolhit: Yall need to stop living in the past.

On that birthday topic,,,,,I have officially started my birth week so where is the party?:coolcowboy: