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wstultz 07-18-2010 04:05 PM

This is boat racing.....I need to move...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhH1d...eature=related

bigandy 07-18-2010 09:06 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3161697)
You mean Bill Robbins? Yes that is him.

And your sarcasm as it applies to the TOPPS events that you are impying is clearly received. Let it be noted that your opinion is highly cherished.

ANd the rest of OUR members would like to relay how much class they thought you brought to the event by running around with a pitcher of vodka and tryng to hit on the 12 year old girls that were guests of the resort. I am sure that whos ever guest you were was very proud to have you on his list. As a matter of fact, I think that comment was made in those exact words several times in regards to your conduct.

Since you hold our events in such high regard, and they don't ever seem to be up to your high standards, feel free to exclude yourself from them in the future.

I re-read my post and I am going to leave it intact as I only tried to explain the magnitude of Destin, not downgrade this event... If the tent comment has you that butt hurt you can just get the fuq over it as it was meant in jest and not directed at anyone person. I personally didn't give a fuq their wasn't a tent at del lago as I was in the pool.... Unless the age of college students has changed to pre-teen I suggest you correct that portion of your post and if anyone has an issue with me being smarter than them to combat the horrible service afforded us at del lago by ordering all my drinks at once and getting a discount by doing it they can suck my left fuqin nut....

This event would still be in a 30 yr old facility in Willis tx if not for my efforts and until you pass the torch to some else as the resident creeper by getting rid of your underwater crotch camera you should be a little less quick to make judgements calls on how others should act in public....

I apologize to any of those people who thought I gave a fuq about what anyone other than my kids think about me anyway because I certainly don't.... anyone who agrees with jeff that my post is so malicious can eat a dick also.

make your first step to not having me at any events be removing me from the TOPPS email list.... there are board members who go to other cities and STATES even for a poker run and dont come to your events that are within walking distance so catch a fuqin clue as to who wins your little popularity contest ... so far i have encouraged one nut and my cock to be sucked by the afore metioned and if i have forgot to include someone or they are just really good at it, i encourage you and your mothers to suck my one remaining unooccupied testicle....

thanks Bigandy

tomtbone1993 07-18-2010 09:19 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3161837)
This is boat racing.....I need to move...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhH1d...eature=related

nice find.....:)

tomtbone1993 07-18-2010 09:21 PM

BTW you two monkys need to go air your dirty laundry some place else....i am all about ball bustin but not what you guys are doing...this take the fun out of it my .02 cents

wstultz 07-18-2010 09:51 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3162037)
BTW you two monkys need to go air your dirty laundry some place else....i am all about ball bustin but not what you guys are doing...this take the fun out of it my .02 cents

Agreed. The TOPPS club is not a popularity contest, at least not to me.

BY U BOY 07-18-2010 10:48 PM

:evilb::evilb::evilb::evilb::evilb:

BY U BOY 07-18-2010 10:49 PM

:evilb:
:drink::drink:

jeff1000man 07-19-2010 09:19 AM

Canpy 29' BAJA. There has got to be someone in the LCPBC that is all over this

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o35053-en.html

joew. 07-19-2010 10:38 AM

This sounds a little dramatic

A Bentwater couple who saved passengers of a sinking boat Saturday night on Lake Conroe are being called “hometown heroes” for their bravery.

Shortly before 8 p.m. Saturday, a 9-1-1 call came into the Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office Central Dispatching System reporting a “sinking boat” in Lake Conroe near Edgewood Drive in the Bentwater subdivision.

Dispatched were members of the Montgomery County Precinct 1 Constables Marine Division, The Montgomery Fire Department, The North Montgomery County Fire Department, The Lake Conroe Fire Department and the Montgomery County Hospital District EMS.

Marine Division Sgt. Randy Sanson found the scene to be secure and all the passengers who were in the water were present safely on shore and being given assistance by Marcus and Jill Bak.

The 9-1-1 caller was identified as Marcus Bak. He provided the details to the 9-1-1 operator and immediately went into a water rescue mode to assist the five people struggling in the water.

The Baks left their home and ran outside, grabbing life jackets and ropes. While continuing to observe the boat sinking and the passengers on board struggling to get off the boat, the Baks jumped into the water and swam to help them.

The couple assisted the first victim, a female passenger, to shore. Then, without hesitation, Marcus Bak grabbed a ski tube and swam back to assist the four other passengers, pulling them safely to shore.

Sanson reported that while the Baks do not consider themselves heroes of any kind, they are “hometown heroes.”

“The water was extremely rough with heavy winds, a 3- to 4-foot chop, with a strong surface current that literally pushed the sinking boat a distance of over 50 yards away from the original point the Baks first observed the boat in distress,” Sanson said. “The Baks risked their own safety and well being to save these people in these extremely hazardous conditions to assist the passengers.”

Sanson stated that if it were not for the Baks’ assistance, there could have been a real tragedy on Lake Conroe. Two passengers were transported in stable condition for treatment and medical follow-up.

bigandy 07-19-2010 12:32 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3162385)
This sounds a little dramatic

wheres the article about us pissing out fires and tossing beers to people who have fallin off of boats..... :coolcowboy::evilb::drink:

bigandy 07-19-2010 12:35 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3162037)
BTW you two monkys need to go air your dirty laundry some place else....i am all about ball bustin but not what you guys are doing...this take the fun out of it my .02 cents

thats all that was was ball busting.... u biatches need to quit taking your old ladys birth control.... your biatch tits will go away and hopefully your sensativity will toooooo.... :)

bigandy 07-19-2010 12:37 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3162097)
:evilb::evilb::evilb::evilb::evilb:


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3162099)
:evilb:
:drink::drink:

wtf r u so happy about... you finally sell a car???

BY U BOY 07-19-2010 01:21 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3162497)
wtf r u so happy about... you finally sell a car???

Yep thats it :grinser010:

On Time 07-19-2010 01:21 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3162064)
Agreed. The TOPPS club is not a popularity contest, at least not to me.

Well, I sure hope it doesn't offend anybody but our group had a pretty good time at the Conroe poker run.

wstultz 07-19-2010 02:28 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3162535)
Well, I sure hope it doesn't offend anybody but our group had a pretty good time at the Conroe poker run.

I think every one did...especially the winners.:lolhit::drink:

boatman22 07-19-2010 03:36 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3162300)
Canpy 29' BAJA. There has got to be someone in the LCPBC that is all over this

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o35053-en.html

What is Canpy?

What is LCPBC?
:coolcowboy:

Rcolter 07-19-2010 04:22 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3162679)
What is Canpy?

What is LCPBC?
:coolcowboy:

http://www99.shopping.com/xPO-Garden...bo-Canpy-Cover

http://www.agilecmmi.com/index.php/2...tom-of-lcpbcs/

This should help ya out.

BY U BOY 07-19-2010 04:31 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3162679)
What is Canpy?

What is LCPBC?
:coolcowboy:

Likes co(ck put in butt constantly:evilb:

tomtbone1993 07-19-2010 07:25 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3162495)
thats all that was was ball busting.... u biatches need to quit taking your old ladys birth control.... your biatch tits will go away and hopefully your sensativity will toooooo.... :)

you better check yo self befo you wreck yo self....because shogun shells are bad fo ur health.......

boatman22 07-19-2010 07:33 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3162717)

Thanks for the help......:kiss:

jeff1000man 07-19-2010 08:18 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3162495)
thats all that was was ball busting.... u biatches need to quit taking your old ladys birth control.... your biatch tits will go away and hopefully your sensativity will toooooo.... :)

yeah. what he said

jeff1000man 07-19-2010 08:18 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3162875)
you better check yo self befo you wreck yo self....because shogun shells are bad fo ur health.......

Isn't shogun a chinese restraunt in Houston??

bigandy 07-19-2010 08:30 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3162939)
Isn't shogun a chinese restraunt in Houston??

:) hahaha... its actually in Conroe but he is right, stay away from the shell fish in months that dont have an "r" in them it can be bad for you.... :evilb:

tomtbone1993 07-19-2010 09:05 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3162939)
Isn't shogun a chinese restraunt in Houston??

since when is proof reading my post became your hobby?

jeff1000man 07-19-2010 09:12 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3163002)
since when is proof reading my post became your hobby?

Now that you mention it, It does sound like a quick cure for boredom between claims. :lolhit::lolhit:

jeff1000man 07-19-2010 09:15 PM

Marines wife. It says it all:
>>
>>
>>I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as the government
>>Under went a peaceful transition of power a year ago..
>>At first, I felt a swell of pride and patriotism while
>>Barack Obama took his Oath of office.
>>
>>However, all that pride quickly vanished as I later watched 21Marines,
>>In full dress uniform with rifles,
>>Fire a 21-gun salute to the President.
>>It was then that I realized how farAmerica's military had deteriorated.
>>Every one of them missed the bastard.
>>

mba1620 07-19-2010 10:31 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3162717)



Thats is funny. I like it when someone does their homework.:drink:

tomtbone1993 07-19-2010 10:33 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 3163099)
Thats is funny. I like it when someone does their homework.:drink:

who pulled your string????

BY U BOY 07-19-2010 10:35 PM

cram it in your cram hole lefleur:coolcowboy:

joew. 07-20-2010 10:28 AM

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi...canyachtsales&

Is this booty call?:party-smiley-004:

wstultz 07-20-2010 10:54 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3163383)
http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi...canyachtsales&

Is this booty call?:party-smiley-004:

yep. not a bad deal.

joew. 07-20-2010 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3163403)
yep. not a bad deal.

It looks rough in the pics. Is the power solid?

tomtbone1993 07-20-2010 12:06 PM

just snagged this from the Destin Poker Run Thread....


Originally Posted by jackie.fpc (Post 3162422)
Oh, I almost forgot!

Lynyrd Skynyrd is in concert!!

Sunday night at the boardwalk - on the beach!!


Looks like JoeW, Boatman66, MBA9966, and myself will have to attend another party Sunday night.....really sucks....The bad thing is the Condo Boatman has locked in for life is walking distance. We may just have to sit in our pool and listen to the concert:) spell check this b!tch........

jeff1000man 07-20-2010 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3163459)
just snagged this from the Destin Poker Run Thread....




Looks like JoeW, Boatman66, MBA9966, and myself will have to attend another party Sunday night.....really sucks....The bad thing is the Condo Boatman has locked in for life is walking distance. We may just have to sit in our pool and listen to the concert:) spell check this b!tch........

Have fun. :drink:

tomtbone1993 07-20-2010 12:35 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3163464)
Have fun. :drink:

thanks

now you just phucked wee mans head up since he is going there next week......how is he suppose to be productive now for the rest of this week.....:lolhit:

jeff1000man 07-20-2010 12:50 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3163483)
thanks

now you just phucked wee mans head up since he is going there next week......how is he suppose to be productive now for the rest of this week.....:lolhit:

Tell him to sell more cars so he can afford rain gear. :evilb::lolhit:

jeff1000man 07-20-2010 12:56 PM

That track looks like a cross between Katrina and Ivan.

BY U BOY 07-20-2010 01:08 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3163483)
thanks

now you just phucked wee mans head up since he is going there next week......how is he suppose to be productive now for the rest of this week.....:lolhit:

Dont worry about me I am doing just fine dealing with all the phucking boags:angry-smiley-038:

wstultz 07-20-2010 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3163512)
Dont worry about me I am doing just fine dealing with all the phucking boags:angry-smiley-038:

Did you find a machine shop yet? Jeff was over at the house the other night raping all of the good parts off of your engine.:lolhit:

On Time 07-20-2010 01:35 PM

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