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wstultz 11-09-2010 10:05 PM

I just looked at picture from Key West. All I have to say is that Fu(kin cruise ship better be out of there or I'm down grading my room immediately.:angry-smiley-038:

Trojan-man 11-09-2010 11:37 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3249960)
Add Tim and Patricia and Charles Muller to the Key West list.

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS........SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS !!!! This is gonna hurt !!

Trojan-man 11-10-2010 12:18 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3249980)
You know you just can't wait to tell him it is a POS :lolhit:

That is Blackwood's job lol

jeff1000man 11-11-2010 05:18 AM

Let's get it on.................

:Score-101010::circle::boat::party-smiley-020::hitfan::ernaehrung004:

boatman22 11-11-2010 05:08 PM

All the BS'ers are BSing face to face:bsflag:

bigandy 11-12-2010 09:58 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3251442)
All the BS'ers are BSing face to face:bsflag:

Almost all :)

spk1 11-15-2010 06:32 PM

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/boa/2036262786.html

might be a good project

jeff1000man 11-15-2010 09:41 PM

we are slowly getting back to civilization. Had the best viewing area ever since the Stultz boys got upgraded to to the cottages on Sunset key. I am pretty sure that means blow jobs for the rest of the year after forking over that kind of cash. Dad and timmie and I should have just stayed on their extra couches.

Definately need to look into getting one of those big houses for next year.

I can't wait to see the videos of the bull riding contest between spk1 and Joew. :coolcowboy:

wstultz 11-15-2010 09:54 PM

Just ate dinner at A&B lobster house. Winding down the evening on the cottage porch. These things are too phat. This is definitely one of those bucket list things. Actually swam in this cold a$$ed water today. This trip was one for the books not looking forward to getting back to the real world. Pics and video to follow shortly.

wstultz 11-16-2010 10:12 AM

Waiting for the plane to leave paradise...this blows.

bigandy 11-16-2010 10:26 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3253831)
Just ate dinner at A&B lobster house. Winding down the evening on the cottage porch. These things are too phat. This is definitely one of those bucket list things. Actually swam in this cold a$$ed water today. This trip was one for the books not looking forward to getting back to the real world. Pics and video to follow shortly.

So.... makin a prediction. In 9 months we will have a new topps member named Mallory or Hemingway!!!! Congrats...
:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 11-16-2010 10:27 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3254028)
So.... makin a prediction. In 9 months we will have a new topps member named Mallory or Hemingway!!!! Congrats...
:coolcowboy:

:coolcowboy:

Or less

wstultz 11-16-2010 11:09 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3254028)
So.... makin a prediction. In 9 months we will have a new topps member named Mallory or Hemingway!!!! Congrats...
:coolcowboy:

If is definitely a possibility. Don't know about those names though.

jeff1000man 11-16-2010 11:31 AM

Selling the Sea Ray if anyone knows someone interested.

spk1 11-16-2010 05:33 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3254072)
Selling the Sea Ray if anyone knows someone interested.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...-opinions.html

jeff1000man 11-16-2010 06:11 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3254392)

Look at Johnny on the spot. Thanks

You coming in tomorrow? We are gonna try to get those wiring harnesses in tonight..........

wstultz 11-16-2010 07:47 PM

Here's a link to one of the videos from the dock. Sorry it's from my phone. You can scan through the others on my channel. I don't feel like posting them all.....

http://www.youtube.com/user/wstultz?.../5/I_pm-WBzmHE

jeff1000man 11-16-2010 08:03 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3254536)
Here's a link to one of the videos from the dock. Sorry it's from my phone. You can scan through the others on my channel. I don't feel like posting them all.....

http://www.youtube.com/user/wstultz?.../5/I_pm-WBzmHE

Post the bull riding. Post the bull riding.

wstultz 11-16-2010 08:14 PM

5 Attachment(s)
Some shots from my phone...

tomtbone1993 11-16-2010 08:17 PM

since i didn't go to key west let me go ahead and get a few things off my chest.....

1) Wstultz....I will not watch a video that takes longer to download than the lenght of the video. I can watch a 40 min HD video off redtube before your chit is done downloading....

2) Jeffro your description on the Sea Ray made me want to drag my balls over broken glass....please for gods sake rewrite that crap. All you have to do is read it out loud and you will know what I am talking about....

3) Spik1....can we finish one project before you monkies move onto the next one??? although that is a badazz apache, until you monkies invest in a spiral note book and write down the parts you need then order them....the ciggy will never be done...

4) baldwick you are bald and your life will be over in Febuary

5) JoeW were the phuck is my T-Shirt????



Now that I am done with my rant post the good bull riding videos and the good chit that happened during key west:)

wstultz 11-16-2010 08:18 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3254555)
Post the bull riding. Post the bull riding.

Negative. I will not post my wife or anyone elses wife riding a mechanical bull. Now, if someone has video of JoeW or SPK1 riding it, I would be happy to post.:lolhit:

wstultz 11-16-2010 08:21 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3254579)
since i didn't go to key west let me go ahead and get a few things off my chest.....

1) Wstultz....I will not watch a video that takes longer to download than the lenght of the video. I can watch a 40 min HD video off redtube before your chit is done downloading....

2) Jeffro your description on the Sea Ray made me want to drag my balls over broken glass....please for gods sake rewrite that crap. All you have to do is read it out loud and you will know what I am talking about....

3) Spik1....can we finish one project before you monkies move onto the next one??? although that is a badazz apache, until you monkies invest in a spiral note book and write down the parts you need then order them....the ciggy will never be done...

4) baldwick you are bald and your life will be over in Febuary

5) JoeW were the phuck is my T-Shirt????



Now that I am done with my rant post the good bull riding videos and the good chit that happened during key west:)

1.) get your panties out of a wad.

2.) it plays immediately on my computer.

3.) eat a di(k.

4.) Summary...we watched boats, everyone got drunk, JoeW punched things.

tomtbone1993 11-16-2010 08:22 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3254586)
1.) get your panties out of a wad.

2.) it plays immediately on my computer.

3.) eat a di(k.

4.) Summary...we watched boats, everyone got drunk, JoeW punched things.

1) Suck it Trebek......:party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 11-16-2010 08:39 PM

here is 5 minutes working on it

1996 Sea Ray 38 Supersport, I am the proud owner, of this beautiful Sea Ray. Interior of boat is in good shape. Cabin is in great shape. Please see mechanical descriptions and amenities for details. Boat has minor scratches on sides and rub rail. It is a great boat, that has spent her last two years in Fresh water. It has a very large sun pad on the stern. Boat cruises nicely. I have over 20K in maintenance and upgrades all ready completed. Engines were rebuilt by previous owner and run strong. NOTE. The exterior refrigerator does not work, and the outside sink faucet do not work. The inside sinks and refrigerator and toilet all work great as does A/C and heat. Delivery is available on this unit and can be negotiated into the selling price. This vessel has a Texas Title. I have priced this gorgeous Sea Ray 38 Supersport $20,000 less than current market value, for a quick sale. Boat is still in the water on Lake Conroe. Once winterized, I will require a non refundable deposit and 3-5 days’ advance notice for a sea trial. There is a recent survey and pictures of the transom when gimbals were removed to verify condition of structure. There is a 15,000LB trailer that is available depending on how fast it sells. $55000, 832-439-5304

tomtbone1993 11-16-2010 08:46 PM

and you a-holes make fun of my spelling....at least I have spell check on my PC....

1996 Sea Ray 38 Supersport,Price is negotiable as I have a bigger boat on the way.This is my Sea Ray 38 Supersport for sale. Interior of boat is in good shape. Cabin is in great shape. Please see mechaincal descriptions and ammenities for details. Boat needs some fiberglass work and rub rail work done to the sides. Most of it was there when I purchased the boat and a few spots I added throught the course of the last couple years. It is a great boat. Sun pad on the back is huge and girls love to lay out on it. Boat cruises nicely. I have over 20K in maintenance and upgrades all ready completed. Enignes were rebuilt by previous owner and run strong. NOTE. The exterior refrigerator does not work, and the outside sink faucet do not work. The inside sinks and refrigerator and toilet all work great as does A/C and heat.Delivery is available on this unit and can be negotiated into the selling price. There is a small lien still on this boat so payment will have to be issued to my bank to release the title. Has good TX title and is priced for a quick sell.The only other one on the market is 20K higher than this one.There is a 15,000LB trailer that is available depending on how fast it sells. Price is negotiable also. Boat is still in water on Lake Conroe. Once winterized, I will require a non refundable deposit and 3-5 days advance notice for a sea trial.There is a recent survey and pictures of the transom when gimbles were removed to verify condition of struture.Price is negotiable as I have a bigger boat on the way. $55000, 8324395304

bigandy 11-16-2010 09:21 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3254582)
Negative. I will not post my wife or anyone elses wife riding a mechanical bull. Now, if someone has video of JoeW or SPK1 riding it, I would be happy to post.:lolhit:

http://www.floridakeyswebcams.tv/cowboybills/

What dicks.... I distinctly remember asking yall to let us staying at home with our kids live vicariously thru u drunks by letting us know where you were and we would watch and play along... There is a damn web cam in every bar and street corner in key west... Was horse face at cowboy bills?? How about the Swedish pizza eating team out side of the red garter :)

jeff1000man 11-16-2010 10:20 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3254657)
http://www.floridakeyswebcams.tv/cowboybills/

What dicks.... I distinctly remember asking yall to let us staying at home with our kids live vicariously thru u drunks by letting us know where you were and we would watch and play along... There is a damn web cam in every bar and street corner in key west... Was horse face at cowboy bills?? How about the Swedish pizza eating team out side of the red garter :)

I know you have that because every wed night there is topless mechaincal bull riding from 9pm - 11. :coolcowboy:

Tbone, I am not a salesman, therefore I do not have the internet eloquence that you have.

Thanks for the input though and I will fix it later.

boatman22 11-17-2010 05:50 AM

Mushmouth......What 15000lbs trailer are you selling with the boat?

jeff1000man 11-17-2010 08:08 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3254771)
Mushmouth......What 15000lbs trailer are you selling with the boat?

the one under the Nortech if they want it, Yours is an 18000 :coolcowboy:

joew. 11-17-2010 10:12 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3254586)
1.) get your panties out of a wad.

2.) it plays immediately on my computer.

3.) eat a di(k.

4.) Summary...we watched boats, everyone got drunk, JoeW punched things.


I had to make sure John and Dave received the full KW experience. I am getting to old for that monkey business though. I feel like I am as old as all you fu(kers after just one weekend!!!!:drink:

joew. 11-17-2010 10:18 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3254579)
since i didn't go to key west let me go ahead and get a few things off my chest.....

1) Wstultz....I will not watch a video that takes longer to download than the lenght of the video. I can watch a 40 min HD video off redtube before your chit is done downloading....

2) Jeffro your description on the Sea Ray made me want to drag my balls over broken glass....please for gods sake rewrite that crap. All you have to do is read it out loud and you will know what I am talking about....

3) Spik1....can we finish one project before you monkies move onto the next one??? although that is a badazz apache, until you monkies invest in a spiral note book and write down the parts you need then order them....the ciggy will never be done...

4) baldwick you are bald and your life will be over in Febuary

5) JoeW were the phuck is my T-Shirt????



Now that I am done with my rant post the good bull riding videos and the good chit that happened during key west:)

After I got back from KW I found your shirt was the wrong size. I do have a few shirts that will work but they are not from the "slap-a-hoe-tribe". I also have all 5 videos from freeze frame and 8x11's of the "Me" fountain with arnesons. Shake and Bake!!! One is SPK1's and one is Wade's. I have several more.

wstultz 11-17-2010 10:57 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3254958)
After I got back from KW I found your shirt was the wrong size. I do have a few shirts that will work but they are not from the "slap-a-hoe-tribe". I also have all 5 videos from freeze frame and 8x11's of the "Me" fountain with arnesons. Shake and Bake!!! One is SPK1's and one is Wade's. I have several more.

"Hey buddy. My friends says you're not tilting that trailer right.":lolhit::evilb:

tomtbone1993 11-17-2010 11:01 AM

http://montgomerycountypolicereporter.com/?p=16974

joew. 11-17-2010 11:33 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3254992)
"Hey buddy. My friends says you're not tilting that trailer right.":lolhit::evilb:

Awesome!

boatman22 11-17-2010 12:52 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3254992)
"Hey buddy. My friends says you're not tilting that trailer right.":lolhit::evilb:

Let me guess who said this......:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 11-17-2010 01:08 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3255100)
Let me guess who said this......:party-smiley-004:

It was not me......... :bsflag:

jeff1000man 11-17-2010 01:11 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3254994)

Isn't that the same guy that got busted for a DWI in Houston?? :bsflag:

tomtbone1993 11-17-2010 01:27 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3255122)
Isn't that the same guy that got busted for a DWI in Houston?? :bsflag:

no that would have been one of his minions.....

boatman22 11-17-2010 03:11 PM

Was there a "swing ....and a miss"?:angry-smiley-038:

wstultz 11-17-2010 03:35 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3255210)
Was there a "swing ....and a miss"?:angry-smiley-038:

Not that I know of. I did here that he and the mechanical bull got in a fight although I wasn't there to witness.:lolhit:


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