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spk1 01-21-2011 10:23 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3303870)
This is funny. I didn't know there was a return policy at national liquidators.....basterds. I heard it went last time for $48K. My offer was $57K.....

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=6282

I was just on my way to post this. Looks like that old boy got his margin, Called. :drink:

spk1 01-22-2011 01:10 AM

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/boa/2153660979.html

joew. 01-22-2011 09:30 AM

Ladies,

I know it is last minute but if you do not have plans tonight, then come on over! We will be celebrating Heath's 30th birthday and my dads last weekend of booze before he kicks cancer in the balls.

Shoot me a txt if you plan on coming by and I will get your drink of choice, etc. Hope to see ou there.

spk1 01-22-2011 06:16 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3304256)
Ladies,

I know it is last minute but if you do not have plans tonight, then come on over! We will be celebrating Heath's 30th birthday and my dads last weekend of booze before he kicks cancer in the balls.

Shoot me a txt if you plan on coming by and I will get your drink of choice, etc. Hope to see ou there.

I am planning on flying out tonight, load up on some Johnnie Walker, I will be dying to have a drink when I get there. Have a couple shots on me if Im not there when you get started. :drink:

jeff1000man 01-22-2011 06:27 PM

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Its alive again. Need to do some adjustments and get the Dr to look at a few things, and maybe try for a full throttle blast tomorrow.

tomtbone1993 01-23-2011 12:49 PM

For the diaper shower today......doe it matter if I bring some of Reese
Chitty diapers?

jeff1000man 01-23-2011 05:42 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3305112)
For the diaper shower today......doe it matter if I bring some of Reese
Chitty diapers?

:evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 01-23-2011 05:44 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3304599)
Its alive again. Need to do some adjustments and get the Dr to look at a few things, and maybe try for a full throttle blast tomorrow.

I re built the cabr this morning. Had a clogged metering block. Luckily I had one laying around. Put her back together and she runs like a champ now.

Now another 30-40 hours of fixing and hokking up all the little chit and we might have a decent boat on our hands.

It might keep up with the little Stuphen........

Oh, and it only took 2 POS coments from the Dr. but that was after I fixed the carb.

tomtbone1993 01-23-2011 10:35 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3305327)
I re built the cabr this morning. Had a clogged metering block. Luckily I had one laying around. Put her back together and she runs like a champ now.

Now another 30-40 hours of fixing and hokking up all the little chit and we might have a decent boat on our hands.

It might keep up with the little Stuphen........

Oh, and it only took 2 POS coments from the Dr. but that was after I fixed the carb.

glad you got the boat running......:coolcowboy:


On a side note. will need some prayers from you monkys this week....pops starts his chemo on Thursday, Mom starts on the 31st....

wstultz 01-23-2011 10:56 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3305580)
glad you got the boat running......:coolcowboy:


On a side note. will need some prayers from you monkys this week....pops starts his chemo on Thursday, Mom starts on the 31st....

Will do man. Have been since i heard. They are going to kick this thing in the nuts.

tomtbone1993 01-23-2011 11:07 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3305595)
Will do man. Have been since i heard. They are going to kick this thing in the nuts.

thank you sir......:)

another side note....if anyone is looking for new material for the BS thread...may I suggest BigAndys beard/crab nest:lolhit::lolhit:

tomtbone1993 01-23-2011 11:16 PM

here is where bigandy has been hangin latley


http://www.beards.org/styles.php

tomtbone1993 01-23-2011 11:34 PM

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a few recent photos.....make sure you double click the big andy devil photo...it has been updated:)

bigandy 01-24-2011 08:27 AM

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/

for the record this is the site i hang out on and the osama update devil pic is awesome!!!

wstultz 01-24-2011 09:23 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3305604)
a few recent photos.....make sure you double click the big andy devil photo...it has been updated:)

Nice job sir.

For the record, I think he has just been watching too much "Gold Rush Alaska" and been in Alaska trying to find "gold in them there hills!"

jeff1000man 01-24-2011 12:21 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3305758)
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/

for the record this is the site i hang out on and the osama update devil pic is awesome!!!

funny:coolcowboy:

On Time 01-24-2011 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3305580)
glad you got the boat running......:coolcowboy:


On a side note. will need some prayers from you monkys this week....pops starts his chemo on Thursday, Mom starts on the 31st....

Our prayers are with you. Call if you have any more questions.

tomtbone1993 01-24-2011 06:55 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3306088)
Our prayers are with you. Call if you have any more questions.

thankyou sir....it was good talking to you the other night. :)







another website for you bargin seekers

http://www.salvageworld.net/index.php

BY U BOY 01-24-2011 10:00 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3305580)
glad you got the boat running......:coolcowboy:


On a side note. will need some prayers from you monkys this week....pops starts his chemo on Thursday, Mom starts on the 31st....

You got it. Have faith, it will get you through this.

spk1 01-24-2011 10:24 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ford-...fCarsQ5fTrucks

Im the high bidder, whos comming with me??

spk1 01-24-2011 10:27 PM

http://motors.shop.ebay.com/Cars-Tru...=p4506.c0.m282

there might be enough for all of us.

jeff1000man 01-24-2011 10:27 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3305823)
Nice job sir.

For the record, I think he has just been watching too much "Gold Rush Alaska" and been in Alaska trying to find "gold in them there hills!"

I have been trying to find the family guy episode with the bird in the beard. :evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 01-24-2011 10:30 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3306508)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ford-...fCarsQ5fTrucks

Im the high bidder, whos comming with me??

I could actually use that frame and running gear for my next project. :party-smiley-004:

BY U BOY 01-24-2011 10:37 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3306508)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ford-...fCarsQ5fTrucks

Im the high bidder, whos comming with me??

What are you going to do? Pull an OJ:drink:

spk1 01-25-2011 01:28 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3306530)
What are you going to do? Pull an OJ:drink:

I cant do it alone :evilb:

jeff1000man 01-25-2011 10:44 AM

Great nicknames on here..... Including one that needs to transfer into the bs thread roster.

FRED ALESI aka “Whiney”

JOHN AZZARELLI aka “Johnny Cash”

JOHN BRANCACCIO aka “Johnny Bandana”

ANTHONY CAVEZZA aka “Tony Bagels”

STEPHEN DEPIRO aka “Beach”

FRANK BELLANTONI aka “Meatball”

CHRISTOPHER REYNOLDS aka “Burger”

ANTHINO RUSSO aka “Hootie”

JOSEPH CARNA aka “minor Lollipops”

DENNIS DELUCIA aka “Stout Dennis,” “Small Dennis” and “the Beard”

VINCENZO FROGIERO aka “Vinny Carwash”

LUIGI MANOCCHIO aka “Baby Shacks,” “The Ancient Man,” and “the Professor”

ANTHONY DURSO aka “Baby Stout Larry” and “BFL”

GIUSEPPE DESTEFANO aka “Pooch”

ANDREW RUSSO aka “Mush

VINCENT FEBBRARO aka “Jimmy Gooch”

BENJAMIN CASTELLAZZO aka “Benji,” “The Claw” and “the Fang”

JOHN HARTMANN aka “Lumpy,” “Fatty” and “Fats”

ANTHONY LICATA aka “Cheeks,” “Anthony Firehawk,” “Anthony Nighthawk,” “Nighthawk” and “Firehawk”

jeff1000man 01-25-2011 10:49 AM

weather looks good for saturday


Partly Cloudy High
69°F

Precip
10%

Wind: From SSW at 7 mph
Humidity: 67%
UV Index: 5 Moderate


Sunrise: 7:16 AM CT
Avg. High: 59°F
Record High: 87°F (1975

tomtbone1993 01-25-2011 10:54 AM

what a POS

http://montgomerycountypolicereporter.com/?p=20404

jeff1000man 01-25-2011 11:04 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3306804)

unbeleivable

On Time 01-25-2011 12:01 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3306804)

That turd needs his head squeezed in a vice until he stops crying

On Time 01-25-2011 12:02 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3306797)
weather looks good for saturday


Partly Cloudy High
69°F

Precip
10%

Wind: From SSW at 7 mph
Humidity: 67%
UV Index: 5 Moderate


Sunrise: 7:16 AM CT
Avg. High: 59°F
Record High: 87°F (1975

Wear yore long johns country boy

jeff1000man 01-25-2011 12:37 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3306868)
Wear yore long johns country boy

we didn't need them sunday

jeff1000man 01-25-2011 02:17 PM

Good deal

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o35755-en.html

joew. 01-25-2011 02:34 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3306948)

It is from Texas. I am sure some one knows the history. I bet it goes something like...

Man I just got a great deal on this scarab, I put this bad azz stereo in it and life is great.


Fu(k I blew a trany, It has a knock, my wife hates it.....

Bye, bye, scarab

the end:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 01-25-2011 02:44 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3306955)
It is from Texas. I am sure some one knows the history. I bet it goes something like...

Man I just got a great deal on this scarab, I put this bad azz stereo in it and life is great.


Fu(k I blew a trany, It has a knock, my wife hates it.....

Bye, bye, scarab

the end:party-smiley-004:

If it is in Vegas, he should try to take it to that Pawn Stars place. It will go something like this.

Rick: I like the boat it is really cool and I know these things are worth a lot of money

Old Man: Well friend what do you wnat to do, pawn it or sell it

Scarab Guy: I want 50K for it. I know there are a lot of them out there and they are worth a fortune.

Rick: I am gonna have to call my buddy David in for a look at it and he can tell me what it is worth.

David: POS, POS, POS

Old man: ok friend, what do you think you want for it now.

Scarab guy: 29K

Rick: I'll give you $500 in cash money

Scarab guy: I just spent 3000 on the tranny

Old Man: you sick bastard, get out of my shop. We don't tolerate trannies around here and the guys that like them can get out too.

On Time 01-25-2011 03:37 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3306960)
If it is in Vegas, he should try to take it to that Pawn Stars place. It will go something like this.

Rick: I like the boat it is really cool and I know these things are worth a lot of money

Old Man: Well friend what do you wnat to do, pawn it or sell it

Scarab Guy: I want 50K for it. I know there are a lot of them out there and they are worth a fortune.

Rick: I am gonna have to call my buddy David in for a look at it and he can tell me what it is worth.

David: POS, POS, POS

Old man: ok friend, what do you think you want for it now.

Scarab guy: 29K

Rick: I'll give you $500 in cash money

Scarab guy: I just spent 3000 on the tranny

Old Man: you sick bastard, get out of my shop. We don't tolerate trannies around here and the guys that like them can get out too.

I can't believe that actually made me chuckle. :grinser010:

BY U BOY 01-25-2011 10:09 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3306581)
I cant do it alone :evilb:

I have the gloves

spk1 01-26-2011 01:38 AM

I am going to have to re-instate a mandatory once a week meeting at either outback-fajitajacks-eldos, or papas. Once a week between the hours of 6pm and 11pm, every bs thread member must show up for at least 15mins, 1 beer, or dinner. There will be a 2-3beer maximum placed on all meetings to discourage any dui bs. If you guys dont start getting together more, we are all going to need white ford broncos.

boatman22 01-26-2011 07:44 AM

JoeW,tbone....best of luck for your mom and dad......Our thoughts are with them...

joew. 01-26-2011 09:02 AM

Thanks everyone!


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