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jeff1000man 08-26-2011 04:37 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3488889)
Jeffwoman, I found this video of a 37 outerlimits stuffing a wave. I think the boat they are racing is possibly your boat before the sweet new paint job? What do you think?

http://www.youtube.com/user/gkraft#p/u/3/mNrYqs-OAKE

Not sure, send it to wildwillie. :grinser010:

wstultz 08-26-2011 11:01 AM

no

tomtbone1993 08-26-2011 11:04 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3489162)
no

+1

wstultz 08-26-2011 12:16 PM

For all of you Ford fans...

http://autos.yahoo.com/news/built-fo...s-182-mph.html

tomtbone1993 08-26-2011 12:59 PM

Here is the future of autos.....I just happen to know where you can purchase one from the Houston Market...:)

http://www.fiskerautomotive.com/#!/home

wstultz 08-26-2011 01:02 PM

Here's a cool video from the Stihl team at the Michigan City, Indiana races.

http://vimeo.com/27880474

wstultz 08-26-2011 01:08 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3489233)
Here is the future of autos.....I just happen to know where you can purchase one from the Houston Market...:)

http://www.fiskerautomotive.com/#!/home

Very cool. All electric? Looks sweet and I'm sure it is priced in the luxury market but to be able to get luxury and all electric is a good combo. Any pricing on them as of yet?

tomtbone1993 08-26-2011 01:12 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3489241)
Very cool. All electric? Looks sweet and I'm sure it is priced in the luxury market but to be able to get luxury and all electric is a good combo. Any pricing on them as of yet?

90 to 110K....we should have the only Houston Franchise secure by mid September. Viewed the cars in person last week. Its a sexy car...that happens to get 67 MPG

I am sure Spk1 will own one in 30 years.....:lolhit:

spk1 08-26-2011 01:24 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3489245)
90 to 110K....we should have the only Houston Franchise secure by mid September. Viewed the cars in person last week. Its a sexy car...that happens to get 67 MPG

I am sure Spk1 will own one in 30 years.....:lolhit:

Im sticking with the ford. :coolcowboy: When you get an electric dually franchise let me know, Im in.

wstultz 08-26-2011 01:41 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3489245)
90 to 110K....we should have the only Houston Franchise secure by mid September. Viewed the cars in person last week. Its a sexy car...that happens to get 67 MPG

I am sure Spk1 will own one in 30 years.....:lolhit:

At least there is now a car for the snooty rich liberals who talk about global warming and how we are killing the earth and then they get in their hummer and drive off. We will see if they bite. Hopefully, in your case, they do and I hope you guys sell a boat load of them. Definitely has nice lines.:hitit:

wstultz 08-26-2011 01:43 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3489262)
Im sticking with the ford. :coolcowboy: When you get an electric dually franchise let me know, Im in.

I will be the first dude in line when they make an all electric vehicle that can tow our rigs. Unless it is $80K, then I will have to get a few more jobs before I jump in line.:evilb:

Dr Ralphy 08-27-2011 08:24 AM

If Honda ever makes a Dually I will have to donate my man card to charity and buy one.

My Superduty is so tough, if it was a chick it would be Margaret Thatcher.... Only draw back is the guys at Auto Zone know my credit card # by heart.. and who wants to lay under Margaret Thatcher?

jeff1000man 08-27-2011 06:21 PM

This is funny ****

to the guy doing my wife

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Date: 2008-02-21, 1:43PM CST

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To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.

1.Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.

2.You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you visit(god knows
I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.

3.If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.

4.Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son belives if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recomend a better spot?

5.After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, Irun out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty(thanks).

6.Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not
mentaly challenged.

7.Please stop turning the heat up, You pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my ass, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.

8.When she asks "do these pants make me look fat", say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.

9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share.

10.Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too)has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left.

Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only orded one meal.I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become ackward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don't feel rushed.

P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd of April for four days, I have abottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer.

Thanks This was not writen by anyone named Jack S.

jeff1000man 08-27-2011 06:22 PM

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...374092584.html

jeff1000man 08-27-2011 06:24 PM

Did Joew post this? This must have been before Kim

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...265648301.html

jeff1000man 08-27-2011 06:31 PM

Bigandy

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...965721396.html

tomtbone1993 08-29-2011 10:51 AM

LAKE CONROE – Scott’s Ridge Recreation Area, located on the north side of Lake Conroe, is closing for the season Monday due to the severe drought that has caused Lake Conroe’s water level to become dangerously low, according to Sam Houston National Forest Ranger Warren Oja.

“Lake Conroe water level is dropping by about an inch a day and that is creating a hazard for our visitors who use the swimming area and boat launch,” Oja said. “With lake levels this low, boats could be damaged loading or unloading from the ramp, and the swimming area is drying up.”

Oja added that boaters will also not be allowed to anchor offshore of Scott’s Ridge and walk into the area.

“This historically dry summer has created a situation where it is unsafe for visitors to be in the recreation area,” he said.

Scott’s Ridge is the second boating operation to suspend operations because of low water conditions. Privately owned and operated April Sound Marina closed its boat docks last week because of the drought.

For more information, contact the Ranger’s office at 936-344-6205

wstultz 08-29-2011 12:19 PM

Awesome!

On Time 08-29-2011 01:10 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3490874)
LAKE CONROE – Scott’s Ridge Recreation Area, located on the north side of Lake Conroe, is closing for the season Monday due to the severe drought that has caused Lake Conroe’s water level to become dangerously low, according to Sam Houston National Forest Ranger Warren Oja.

“Lake Conroe water level is dropping by about an inch a day and that is creating a hazard for our visitors who use the swimming area and boat launch,” Oja said. “With lake levels this low, boats could be damaged loading or unloading from the ramp, and the swimming area is drying up.”

Oja added that boaters will also not be allowed to anchor offshore of Scott’s Ridge and walk into the area.

“This historically dry summer has created a situation where it is unsafe for visitors to be in the recreation area,” he said.

Scott’s Ridge is the second boating operation to suspend operations because of low water conditions. Privately owned and operated April Sound Marina closed its boat docks last week because of the drought.

For more information, contact the Ranger’s office at 936-344-6205

But...all our lawns are nice and green in the Woodlands! :kiss:

wstultz 08-29-2011 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by On Time (Post 3490991)
But...all our lawns are nice and green in the Woodlands! :kiss:

Yep. Where I build in the woodlands every pond you pass is full and the fountains are running in every one of them. Someone argued with me the other day that the fountains do nothing to lower water levels. After 30 minutes of trying to explain evaporation rates and 100 degree temps failed, I gave up. The amount of water waste that this area is guilty of is unbelievable. All so that the master planned community looks nice and pretty for all to see.:angry-smiley-038:

Trojan-man 08-29-2011 11:44 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3489859)

Bip !!!:evilb::evilb:

wstultz 08-31-2011 01:47 PM

Aluminum Tubes!!!!!!!

Trojan-man 09-04-2011 09:47 PM

What no post about offshore conditions in conroe today while I was babysitting ????:party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 09-05-2011 09:33 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3495813)
What no post about offshore conditions in conroe today while I was babysitting ????:party-smiley-004:

NOPE....

tomtbone1993 09-05-2011 09:35 AM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...2-minutes.html

jeff1000man 09-05-2011 10:18 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3495984)
NOPE....

Di(k

jeff1000man 09-05-2011 10:19 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3495813)
What no post about offshore conditions in conroe today while I was babysitting ????:party-smiley-004:

They don't say thank you for rides in boats that small :evilb::evilb: :coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 09-05-2011 10:56 AM

What happens in the "Perfect Storm" stays in the prefect storm.....

wstultz 09-05-2011 11:18 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3495987)

That is bad ass! those waves look a little more soft and spread apart than the chop seuy we ran yesterday.:evilb: The banana rama definitely popped her post rebuild cherry.:coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 09-05-2011 11:22 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3496045)
That is bad ass! those waves look a little more soft and spread apart than the chop seuy we ran yesterday.:evilb: The banana rama definitely popped her post rebuild cherry.:coolcowboy:

One of my favorite Go Pro Video's ....I would say the Banannaannnaanna earned her wings yesterday...:coolcowboy::party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 09-05-2011 01:31 PM

Should I have the nortech sent to me or should I have the sea ray sent to me? Then I wouldn't need a hotel room.

Hmmm??

jeff1000man 09-05-2011 03:39 PM

Chadwick

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o40609-en.html

Trojan-man 09-06-2011 11:14 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3496192)

Yep it's a nice boat and it has tbones signature color package lol. I have contacted him a few times about trades, he would rather sell outright, but he is alittle pricey compared to what I'm finding.

jeff1000man 09-06-2011 12:47 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3496759)
Yep it's a nice boat and it has tbones signature color package lol. I have contacted him a few times about trades, he would rather sell outright, but he is alittle pricey compared to what I'm finding.

I didn't see any DAWN soap green colors on that boat.

wstultz 09-06-2011 02:48 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3496816)
I didn't see any DAWN soap green colors on that boat.

ZING!!!

T-RAV 09-06-2011 10:35 PM

Any of yall in the Magnolia area getting affected by the fire?

bigandy 09-06-2011 11:03 PM

We are all pretty far from magnolia but the girl that works for me was forced to evacuate today, she lives on 1486 south of 105. the police said they would arrest her if she stayed. the bulldozers were cutting paths around her house and the neighbors sturctures, those same bulldozers cut the water lines thruout the little acreage community she lives in so they could not turn on sprinklers. Hillbillies were running from the law all day rufusing to leave there homes and hiding in the woods :)

She said volunteers were traveling with the police to help people move stuff from there homes... i am invigorated by compasion that must take to stop what your are doing to help perfect strangers move entire households... i negotiated with popeyes this evening and they are going to sell me 8 piece meals for $5, anyone down to kick in some cash let me know. I intend to call the fire departments in the morning to see what is up but i figured maybe 300 pices of chicken would make some hungry volunteers and firefighters happy but if anyone else or there company wants to kick in text me in the morning because i am sure they would appreciate everything we bring em...

tomtbone1993 09-08-2011 10:46 AM

http://photoblog.statesman.com/dry-s...rought-of-2011

bigandy 09-08-2011 04:40 PM

http://app.streamsend.com/private/Bn...rowse/14611751

throw down...

tomtbone1993 09-08-2011 04:48 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3499031)

I would buy that and keep it in Miami....just to smoke spik1 like a pack of kools...


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