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jeff1000man 05-09-2007 11:10 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2121856)
been busy getting my own fuel issues handled:(

the new lines are $550.00:mad:

I am not scared my friend:chimp:

told you they were expensive. did you work last night?

wstultz 05-09-2007 12:07 PM

What is this?????? Is the B.S. thread dying? Where is all of the **** talk? Three days after a major event and only three pages? This is not good.

BY U BOY 05-09-2007 02:21 PM

Tom would you rather a sail or a drift anchor.:evilb:
Joew you get to pick between pink floaties or fins.:p
Lefty you get a solar powered hatch actuator.
Spk1 i have some mre's left over from katrina you can keep on the boat.:drink:
Jeff you need to check out this web site. www.sneakyleaker.com
Wade get some monopoly money and some pimp juice.

that should get us back on track.:evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-09-2007 03:23 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2122120)
Tom would you rather a sail or a drift anchor.:evilb:
Joew you get to pick between pink floaties or fins.:p
Lefty you get a solar powered hatch actuator.
Spk1 i have some mre's left over from katrina you can keep on the boat.:drink:
Jeff you need to check out this web site. www.sneakyleaker.com
Chad get some monopoly money and some pimp juice.

that should get us back on track.:evilb:

Are you enrolled in Allstate's insurance program "accident forgivness" If not you may want to consider it:cool:

BY U BOY 05-09-2007 03:27 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2122187)
Are you enrolled in Allstate's insurance program "accident forgivness" If not you may want to consider it:cool:

Insurance whats that:rolleyes: :drink:

wstultz 05-09-2007 03:32 PM

That's more like it.:D

tomtbone1993 05-09-2007 03:36 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2122206)
That's more like it.:D

did you get a chance to talk to the Vet to get your tape worm removed?



is this what you boys want some ball bustin? It just doesn't feel right......

tomtbone1993 05-09-2007 03:37 PM

How can I bust everyones balls who spent all weekend helping me?

tomtbone1993 05-09-2007 03:38 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2121956)
What is this?????? Is the B.S. thread dying? Where is all of the **** talk? Three days after a major event and only three pages? This is not good.

I have some good pictures that will appear when the time is right:cool: :cool:

tomtbone1993 05-09-2007 03:42 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2120704)
I have noticed that there is no txlefty posts. :rolleyes:


Turtle does not want to post, cause he knows he made a total ass out of himself this weekend:rolleyes:

BY U BOY 05-09-2007 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2122213)
How can I bust everyones balls who spent all weekend helping me?

thats what boaters do for each other.:D

wstultz 05-09-2007 03:54 PM

I can take any ball busting that can be dished out, kind of like all of your old ladies take anything that I dish out.:eek:

tomtbone1993 05-09-2007 03:56 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2122242)
I can take any ball busting that can be dished out, kind of like all of your old ladies take anything that I dish out.:eek:

that does not say much.......

tomtbone1993 05-09-2007 03:59 PM

5800:cool:

wstultz 05-09-2007 04:03 PM

5800?

tomtbone1993 05-09-2007 04:12 PM

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tomtbone1993 05-09-2007 04:14 PM

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wstultz 05-09-2007 04:16 PM

Que?

wstultz 05-09-2007 04:17 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2122282)
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I understood that one.

tomtbone1993 05-09-2007 04:20 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2122287)
Que?

Posts: 5,803

wstultz 05-09-2007 04:44 PM

If anyone wants to help put some exhaust on tonight I will be sawing away at club Stultz.

All the beer you can drink!


----bring 5200----

Trojan-man 05-09-2007 04:49 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2122327)
If anyone wants to help put some exhaust on tonight I will be sawing away at club Stultz.

All the beer you can drink!


----bring 5200----

Well if ya'll need help, call jeffman, he can certainly tell you how its done...... :drink:

I would stop by but I am out of monopoly money, I spent it all buying every straight black dodge tailgate I could find :evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-09-2007 05:03 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2122327)
If anyone wants to help put some exhaust on tonight I will be sawing away at club Stultz.

All the beer you can drink!


----bring 5200----

Turtle will just drive by and look the other way, then he will show up when you are done, and tell you how cool / badass he is while your were wrenchin:rolleyes:

BY U BOY 05-09-2007 05:25 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2122337)
Well if ya'll need help, call jeffman, he can certainly tell you how its done...... :drink:

I would stop by but I am out of monopoly money, I spent it all buying every straight black dodge tailgate I could find :evilb:

:( :D

BY U BOY 05-09-2007 05:28 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2122337)
Well if ya'll need help, call jeffman, he can certainly tell you how its done...... :drink:

I would stop by but I am out of monopoly money, I spent it all buying every straight black dodge tailgate I could find :evilb:

I dont know why i put you name instaed of wades.

Are you rich?:D

BY U BOY 05-09-2007 05:30 PM

see correction post 3164:cool:

tomtbone1993 05-09-2007 10:52 PM

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tomtbone1993 05-09-2007 10:54 PM

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another fine one.......to bad i was to busy wrenchin:rolleyes:

wstultz 05-09-2007 11:11 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2122767)
add your own caption

" I have four nipples and a pacemaker."......and I'm pregnant.:evilb:

Trojan-man 05-10-2007 10:35 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2122794)
" I have four nipples and a pacemaker."......and I'm pregnant.:evilb:

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb: LOL !!!

spk1 05-10-2007 10:44 AM

:chick:

joew. 05-10-2007 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2122794)
" I have four nipples and a pacemaker."......and I'm pregnant with triplets .:evilb:

:eek:

bigandy 05-10-2007 11:55 AM

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George: Since i got lazer hair removal do you think it shows off my extra nipples and the shank scar i got in the joint better?

JoeW: I think it makes you look more cut....

Jeff: Well, you know the lazer used to do that was originally invented by a french....

Tom: (Interupting Jeff) Do they do backs too?? I cant tell where my back hair stops and my ear hair starts...

Jeff: i was dating this canadian girl once and she had a third nipple on the bottom of her left foot.

George: ( excited ) holy crap i used to fu(k her grand ma

JoeW: you know george the best way not to get shanked is just let them have there way... they can take your body but they cant take your mind.

BY U BOY 05-10-2007 12:33 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2123276)
George: Since i got lazer hair removal do you think it shows off my extra nipples and the shank scar i got in the joint better?

JoeW: I think it makes you look more cut....

Jeff: Well, you know the lazer used to do that was originally invented by a french....

Tom: (Interupting Jeff) Do they do backs too?? I cant tell where my back hair stops and my ear hair starts...

Jeff: i was dating this canadian girl once and she had a third nipple on the bottom of her left foot.

George: ( excited ) holy crap i used to fu(k her grand ma

JoeW: you know george the best way not to get shanked is just let them have there way... they can take your body but they cant take your mind.

:D :D :D :drink: :cool:

wstultz 05-10-2007 12:59 PM

Now that's funny right there.

protechx2 05-10-2007 01:26 PM

and I thought I was the only crazy phucker around Lake Conroe! Hey Stultz do you know David D. from lakeshore I think I met you through him?

wstultz 05-10-2007 02:00 PM

Yep. I used to work for Lakeshore and still do on occasion. David is a friend of mine and he also helps work on the boats if we're stumped on something.

Trojan-man 05-10-2007 02:19 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2123276)
George: Since i got lazer hair removal do you think it shows off my extra nipples and the shank scar i got in the joint better?

JoeW: I think it makes you look more cut....

Jeff: Well, you know the lazer used to do that was originally invented by a french....

Tom: (Interupting Jeff) Do they do backs too?? I cant tell where my back hair stops and my ear hair starts...

Jeff: i was dating this canadian girl once and she had a third nipple on the bottom of her left foot.

George: ( excited ) holy crap i used to fu(k her grand ma

JoeW: you know george the best way not to get shanked is just let them have there way... they can take your body but they cant take your mind.

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

joew. 05-10-2007 02:48 PM

280112874754 on ebay

This is a 17ft bass boat with a 88 150 johnson run great new carpet and seats new tires two live wells the boat has no fiber glass repair and dont need none dont really have any scratches on the bottom the paint is faded over the years the fishfinder is still in new condition and still have the box i have got over 4000.00 dollers in it in the last 6 months i fished a tournement last weekend and the trolling motor is old and not in good condition its got tilt and trim in the back and front of the boat if you have any questions please send me measages or call me at 903-240-0135 this is the first thing i have sold on ebay but i know you will be satisfied thank you

That is what gives Texans a bad name:(

wstultz 05-10-2007 02:51 PM

:D Joe....I didn't know you were selling your bass boat.:D


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